#Kiwiposts

[postmakerkiwi]

if you ha'nv't been watching Gavv and have been wondering what level of Kamen Rider we're at so far : there are 2 different completely unrelated Ethically Dubious Scientists and one just did definitely illegal basement surgery on a fully conscious man to stick an alien organ into him

[puppyfuckz]

at this point, i’m closer to a dog than a human. i don’t need to work or participate in society, that’s silly; puppies don’t have jobs.

all i need is a pretty collar for my owner to tug on n a nice big cage to lay around in. feed me all my meals in dog bowls, customized with my name on them.

scold me for talking with my human voice, n only praise me when i whine or bark for you.

i’ll wait at the door for you to come home every day like a good pup, wagging my tail subconsciously when i finally hear the lock click.

i’ll help you destress, we’ll snuggle on the couch and maybe if i’m a good boy, i’ll get a treat

after all, i’m just a silly puppy who loves to please their owner.

[postmakerkiwi]

[puppyfuckz]

been so angry lately i need someone to forcefully fuck it outta me. like, pinning me down and forcing me to take it, making me cry with how much everything is. overstimming me till i collapse <33

[puppyfuckz]

craving sum like this. its been like a year since ive been fucked and i think that’s a crime.

My favourite kind of sex is just holy shit I want you so bad sex. The kind where you are both just so into it that there's no clear idea of who's in charge, just pure lust. So much tension that you just can't keep your hands off of one another, and the only thing you can both think about is how the other person tastes. It's so much chaos and I think about it so much <3

[57sfinest]

this is what harrys brain looks and sounds like at any given moment

[ffeatherisffeather]

[realkiwihourss]

Rosxoy and Azurxirl

Rosxoy: 1) a nonbinary boy who is feminine either in gender and/or presentation. 2) identifying with some part of feminine manhood/boyhood but who wants a more non-binary or neutral sounding word because they aren’t entirely a boy/man or don’t want to be associated with the typical ideas brought up by the word "boy".

Azurxirl: 1) a nonbinary girl who is masculine either in gender and/or presentation. 2) identifying with some part of masculine womanhood/girlhood but who wants a more non-binary or neutral sounding word because they aren’t entirely a woman/girl or don’t want to be associated with the typical ideas brought up by the word "girl".

[puppyfuckz]

it’s me, i’m pretty boys

pretty boys whose eyes roll back into their head when you finally touch them. pretty boys who whisper "oh fuck" under their breath. pretty boys who need to be restrained because they can't handle the teasing. pretty boys who forget they're holding their breath and let out little gasps and pants. pretty boys who cry when they get to leak for you.

[eph-em-era]

personally i think i've seen too many hyperrealistic art images of rhys darby in flagrante delicto due to ofmd and i would prefer to see fewer of them

it's not the art thing it's not the dude thing it's the KIWI thing

[denimshortsdean]

How to act normal when your mum is thrilled about the new government but the new government has openly said they don’t believe in any of the shit you do and also they think you are a “bottom feeder” AND they think you should also be dead?

Asking for me, I am definitely not having a crisis in the shopping centre

[postmakerkiwi]

hi i finally managed to Actually Make the Metal:Meat charts for the first two pairs of Riders that I've been thinking about for . Months . Here Have This

[puppyfuckz]

the urge to be used for his own pleasure.

tie me down n grind your body on mine. mark me up so everyone knows how pathetic i am for you

gag me so i’m forced to stay quiet. puppies don’t speak after all.

reduce me to a whining, panting mess. begging you to let me cum.

and maybe you’ll let me. or maybe you’ll tease me till i cry. either way i’m yours to play with

[odogaronfang]

you seem very interesting i want to put you under a microscope (affectionate)

yay yippee i love being observed!! ^_^

[the-human-sharpie]

man.

i fucking miss nz so much. i literally haven’t been since my eyesight actually worked and i miss my family and shit and all the food and little treats there. i miss the seals and the water and i miss the birds:( like sure don’t get me wrong i love my 3 little mourning doves in my yard as much as the next guy but i miss all the fantails and tui and all the little birds there. i miss my nan’s lemon tree. i miss lemon & paeroa i miss tip top i miss the mountains i miss so much utterly inconsequential shit and i’ll probably never get to go back bc travelling there isn’t getting any fucking cheaper. and i should be grateful that i’m in the states but i just fucking miss everything else man

i literally have not been able to visit my fam there for 10+ years. hell on earth

[puppyfuckz]

🐾🐾

parents be like "my daughter turned out completely fine!!" your son whines like a dog when he jerks off