#Killer is deeply confused by and freaked out by Dirge

[boneheadboner]

Killer: BOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Nightmare: Killer, you know damn well not to disturb me at 2pm. What the fuck is it.

Killer: The new Horror you got is freaking me the fuck out, man!

Nightmare: really.

Killer: Not only does he suck at cooking, but he keeps doing gross shit with his face!

Nightmare: ... And this is my problem, how?

Killer: It'd be funny if he wasn't doing it AT me, and it's just fucking WEIRD.

Nightmare: ... [calling out] DIRGE.

Dirge: [scampers in] YES NIGHTDADDY?

Nightmare: .... Are you making Killer uncomfortable?

Dirge: WHAT? NOOOooooo. Dirge are just doing fun things! Killy are too squeamish!

Killer: That shit's fucking nasty-- how the hell do you even DO that?!

Dirge: Dirge no tell, it are secrety secrets.

Nightmare: Enough. Show me what you've been doing.

Dirge: 'kayyyyy~. [Proceeds to stick his tongue up his nose, making a deep snorting noise. He then pokes it out of his left eyesocket, curling it into the hole on his head, and sticking it back out his right eyesocket.]

Nightmare: [Blank look]

Killer: Eeuugghh what the FUCK dude!! There are WAY better things to do with a tongue that long!

Dirge: [Winks his right eyesocket closed, and somehow raspberries Killer out of his right eyesocket]

Killer: STOP

Dirge: [trying to talk with his tongue sticking all through his face] Gnyahahah, sihheh kihhley, soh skeeemish.

Nightmare: .... Dirge?

Dirge: Yehhh Niiihhdahhhy?

Nightmare: ... The next time you're on a mission, and my brother comes to stop you? Absolutely perform that gesture of mockery.

Killer: .... OK THAT I'M GOOD WITH.

Dirge: [sucks his tongue back through, loudly slurping as he does]

Killer: [SHUDDERING]

Dirge: YAYYYYY! Nightdaddy approve of Dirge sillies, uwus!!!

Killer: ...

Nightmare: ... And by all means? Keep inventing new ways to be disgusting.

Dirge: Oh! OH! ENCOURAGEMENT! [Puts his hands on his cheekbones] BLUSHES UWUS~.

Killer: WHO SAYS THAT SHIT OUTLOUD??

Dirge: Dirge do? DUHHHH.