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[crystalposies]

Sweet dreams, my liege

[amia-679]

HIHIHIII LUNA!!

Another question for you hehehe

Favorite candy? :3

HI KIIIII!!! :DDDD

omg.. i love questions :333

i love a lot of candy!! like skittles, starbursts are yummy as well :3 i also love cookies and cream chocolate!! Its so good omg..

whats your favorite candy? and chocolate flavor? i love white chocolate!! :D

[kingzombear]

KIIIIIING

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD!❣️ Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3

((you don't gotta do it fr , but I'm just letting you know OF HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ALWAYS ARE))

Thank you Moonie <3 I've been really needing something like this lately.

I'm gonna try to get better with interacting on here again and stuff! I think the self-isolating I've been doing hasn't been the best for me, and I need some community.

I really appreciate it, dawg 🐻💖

[toxycodone]

nonono no be that guy mullets are sexy as FUCK (from a fellow homecut mullet haver)

-munchies

KIIIIIING....LET US MAXIMIZE OUR JOINT SLAY BY BEING MULLET HAVERS TOGETHER <3

[zetaparasite]

Your boy speedran dementia

definitely a horrible decision as music affects the stupid gears of my brain. by a lot. -it does not help at all that I was in a horrible place mentally-

I didn't even know this was a dementia simulator, I found out yesterday, then went. Hey. I had a slight interest in this shit before. Let's go listen to it while I still have the time. I am relistening stage 2 as I type this down

aaah holy fuvj I did cry. more than once. And I'm still so upset. It doesn't help that I suffer from memory issues, for reason and issues I won't really list here on a tumblr blog.

Rather that thr end, I cried at post awareness clarity parts, J1 of stage 4... I also cried when revisiting tracks from first 3 stages after finishing listening the thing.

The ending. was. It broke me apart buuhbbt idk. wadafak is wrong with me

Kirby's work was genius, it really upsets me how It's just a burning memory and libet's delay ended up being watered down to creepy backrooms jokes... I'm going to kiiiii someoen.

I kept my rant way shorter than I meant to. perhaps because I feel some sort of guilt/shame each time talking about this album..? Why is that I wonder. But I'll probably come back to talk about it from time to time...

Thank you for reading this far if you did :3c

[mirilaylay]

Tırnaklarım için yeni bi teknik denedim ve o kadar pişmanım kiiiii çünkü bağışıklığım zaten düşüktü yeni teknık tırnaklarıma cok zarar vermis . 3 ay yeni model yok , ellerimi saldım.

[ichigomaniac]

so blessed so moved so grateful  🙏 🙏 🙏

[glyphcxre-m]

crawls on cottage's head and snuggles into her hair !

unprompted: always accepting!

"Aww!!"

Cottage just grins and reaches up to pet the tiny Demon that made himself comfortable on her head. She didn't mind it that much, especially now that she'd gotten taller it wasn't as difficult to deal with.

" Hey there buddy. I missed you! Sorry I disappeared for a week."

[starbudspresents]

Re.Gray 020 - Good-for-Nothing

[ Masterlist ] [ Read on AO3 ] [ Raws ]

Summary: Road Kamelot, on the scene.

♦ 67

20th Night - Good for Nothing

sfx: za—— [rain pouring down]

Road: So this is the rewinding town, huh?

sfx: zuh [reaches out a hand]

sfx: bachih [the air of the town's open gateway reacts like an electrical fence] sfx: bachih [the electricity burns the flesh from her arm as she impassively presses forward] sfx: bachichichih [it does the same to her face and the rest of her body as she keeps going]

♦ 68

20th Night - Good-for-Nothing

sfx: juuu [her ravaged flesh steams as it regenerates]

Road: 'Scuse me, comin' through~

Road: Road Kamelot, on the scene~

♦ 69

sfx: DO [Allen's weapon punctures an Akuma] sfx: BAN [explosion]

Akuma #1 (Pangu): Pangu Voice! 1

sfx: gerageragera [howling laughter]

Allen: !?

♦ 70

sfx: kiiiii [high-pitched noise]

Allen: Gah, Allen: my head... is splitting...!!

sfx: ohh [Akuma #2, Sickle, swoops in]

Sickle: Windcutter Sickle!

sfx: do do do do do do [various impacts]

sfx: kiin [high-pitched sound peaks sharply, making Allen clutch his head]

Allen: Ouch....

♦ 71

sfx: DON [Akuma #3, Icefire, nearly squashes him flat]

Allen: Whoa!

sfx: zazazazu [backwards sliding halt] sfx: zukih [pain in his shin, which is surrounded by a strange pale fire]

Icefire: Icefire hotter than flame...

sfx: boh [icefire burgeons]

Icefire: Even the slightest touch will instantaneously burn and corrode the flesh from your bones.

Sickle: Let's cut 'im up, cut 'im up!

Pangu: No, no, it'd be more fun to scramble his brains with my voice!

Allen: ......

♦ 72

Sickle: Let's cut him up.

Icefire: No, corrode his flesh.

Pangu: Scramble his brains!!

Akuma: ...... Akuma: Rock paper scissors! And once again! And once again!!

Allen: ......

sfx: dodododo [he fires on them]

Akuma: Gyahhh—

Pangu: What the heck are you doing!? Pangu: Hitting us mid-talk is cheating!! Pangu, side: owieee

Allen: Why on earth would I wait? sfx: shauuuu [mouth of his cannon smokes] Allen, side: You're wide open!

Akuma: We'll kill your ass, Exorcist!!

♦ 73

Road: Wait.

sfx: kin [sudden knell in their minds]

Allen: !?

sfx: shi-n [silent and still]

Road: Doesn't this look like fun. Road: Forgot all about finding the Innocence, dincha~? Road: Get back here.

♦ 74

sfx: shupah [Akuma all simultaneously take off in a blaze of light to obey that order] sfx: bon [they bust through the pub ceiling] sfx: gokikikiki [and fly off chittering]

Allen: ...... Allen: What just happened...?

Miranda: What in the world was that!? Miranda: People turned into... into monsters.... And I was attacked yesterday, too! What was that about!? Miranda, side: nooooo nooooo scary scary scary gyahhh gyahhh Miranda: And that white-haired boy, his hand, his hand—

Lenalee: Calm down, Miranda.

♦ 75

Miranda: How could I possibly—

sfx: sharah [the chain around her neck from which the key to the grandfather clock hangs suddenly breaks] sfx: kashan [the key falls to the floor]

Lenalee: !

Miranda: Ahhh!! sfx: BAN [she lunges for it, sprawling on the floor]

sfx: bikuh [Lenalee is very startled] Lenalee: Kyaa!

sfx: haa [Miranda pants]

Lenalee, side: That startled me... Lenalee: Is that... a key? Lenalee: Ah! For that clock?

Miranda: You must think me a fool for treasuring it so.... sfx: ka—h [shrinks in on herself]

Lenalee: Not at all. You must have some precious memories with it, right?

♦ 76

Miranda: You know how there are some people who just can't do anything right? Miranda: I'm one of those.... Miranda: When I was little, all my classmates left me in the dust. Miranda: They were all so much more capable than me. I couldn't keep up. Miranda: As an adult, nothing changed: I lost one job after another.

sfx: kokeh [Miranda tripping with an armful of dishes] sfx: gashah [dishes shattering on the floor]

Boss: You klutz! Boss: Don't bother coming in again.

Miranda: P-Please wait.

Boss: I didn't think you'd be such a good-for-nothing.

♦ 77

Miranda: No one has ever thanked me, you know. Miranda: Because I've never been helpful to anyone. Miranda: All I wanted was for someone to validate my existence with a single "Thank you".... Miranda: And that's when Miranda: I met this old grandfather clock the antique shop seemed to be throwing away....

Shop owner: No idea where the old owner picked that thing up. 2 Shop owner: It's a lovely old clock, but I can't get it to work. The key just won't turn. Shop owner: If you really doubt me, go on and give it a try yourself.

Miranda: A good-for-nothing clock, kicked to the curb. Miranda: I somehow felt as though I were looking at myself.

♦ 78

sfx: kachi kachi kachi kachi kachi [gears obediently turning over as she twists the key] sfx: GO-N [the clock tolls midnight]

Miranda: Eek!

sfx: go-n go-n [the clock continues to toll]

Shop owner: It's working! You got it to work! Shop owner: It wouldn't budge for anyone else!

sfx: go-n go-n [tolling]

Shop owner: You've got to take it!

Miranda: The clock that wouldn't work for anyone Miranda: tolled, and my heart resounded with it. Miranda: I felt as though it accepted me, useless as I am.

♦ 79

Lenalee: The Akuma withdrew?

Allen: Yes. Allen: It was quite strange. They were all fired up to kill me, then... Allen: Looked around a bit, but they were gone. Allen, side: That stings! Allen, side: Don't poke at it, Timcanpy!

Lenalee: Well, might've been for the best. Lenalee: Facing level 2s alone is still a bit much for you, Allen.

Allen, side: Stop that!

Lenalee: Your body isn't accustomed to your new gun-sword weapon, so you can't really use it for long, can you?

Allen: You're not wrong... I've been working on my stamina, though. sfx: mumumu [flexes]

Lenalee: You have gotten a little bigger, I think.

Allen: Really!? sfx: chirah [glance] Allen: So, Allen: what exactly are you doing, Miss Miranda?

sfx: kyuh kyuh kyuh [Miranda polishing the clock's glass] sfx: gatagatagata [Miranda trembling]

Lenalee: She's been like this since we explained Exorcists and the Akuma to her....

♦ 80

sfx: butsubutsu [muttering] Miranda: I really don't know anything... The town went strange all on its own.... Miranda: Why must they come after me, of all people...? Miranda: What did I do to deserve this...? Miranda: I've had enough! No more, no more! sfx: butsubutsubutsu [mumbling harder]

Allen: Oh dear.... sfx: bururu [brr]

Lenalee: Just like this, ever since.

Allen: M-Miss Miranda, sfx: soro [gingerly]

Miranda: There's... there's nothing I can do! Miranda: The two of you are very powerful, right!? Miranda: So you should save the town already!

Allen: We will. Allen: We are going to help. But to do that, we need your help, Miss Miranda. Allen: The strange thing happening to this town is connected to you somehow. Allen, side: Please. Allen: So please lend us a hand.

♦ 81

Allen: Let's get back to tomorrow together.

sfx: kochi kochi kochi [tick, tock, tick] sfx: KOCHIN [TOCK]

sfx: kusuh [Miranda stands bolt upright]

Allen: M-Miss Miranda?

sfx: suta suta [Miranda climbs into bed] sfx: bafuh [the covers come up on their own] sfx: go-n [the clock tolls]

Allen: You're going to sleep!?

sfx: gu— [snore]

Lenalee: This doesn't seem right.... Lenalee: Allen, look!!

♦ 82

Allen: W-What's happening!?

Lenalee: Could it be.... Lenalee: That clock...?

sfx: go-n go-n [tolling]

♦ 83

sfx: kyurururu [the clock's hands spin rapidly backward]

Allen: The hands are turning back!

sfx: rurururu [still spinning] sfx: zuzuzuzu [the clock sucks in all the mirage-like clock faces from the walls around]

Lenalee: Kyaa!

Allen: Hang on, Lenalee!

sfx: buwah [clock faces pour in through the door from outside]

Allen: !

sfx:　bikuh [Lenalee being startled by Miranda's dive] sfx: gatsu gatsu [Allen stuffing his face at the pub] sfx: jii— [Miranda staring at Allen from behind Lenalee's chair]

Allen: It's sucking up today's time...?

sfx: zu zu zu zu zu [the clock inhaling the events of the day]

♦ 77

sfx: zu zu zu zu... [inhaling the last of it]

sfx: paaaah [sunshine suddenly beams in through the window]

Allen & Lenalee: !!

Allen: It's morning!!?

sfx: chun chun [birds singing outside] sfx: pata pata [Timcanpy flapping at their side] sfx: muku [Miranda sits bolt upright]

♦ 85

Miranda: Wait.... Miranda: When did I go to bed...?

Road: Wow, that was nuts.

Lero: Should you really be letting those Exorcists run free, Lady Road...?

Road: Sure, why not?

sfx: gichi gichi [Road's fingernails scraping along Pangu's exposed skull] sfx: gata gata [Pangu trembling]

Road: At least until they find that Innocence for us.

♦♥♦

FOOTNOTES

Pangu is a Chinese creation god whose voice became the thunder after he died. My old Viz hard-copy translated this as "Punk Voice", one of the many bizarre "official" choices that motivated me to try my own hand at translation. [ ♠ ]

Sooo you know how the marshals are known to carry stashes of Innocence around and leave them with potential Accommodators? Like Cross did when he hid one in that rare plant for Krory? They drop off Innocence in likely-looking spots and move on before the Earl's forces catch up, but may not necessarily inform HQ that they've done so, perhaps because the lines of communication aren't sufficiently secure.

So, looking at the antique shop owner... Tiedoll, is that you??

The town didn't start rewinding until some time after Miranda bought the clock, so he could easily have moved on before it locked down. He has less facial hair here than he does when he officially meet him later on, but the hair, glasses, soft-frump outfit, and that right-hand-behind-head mannerism are all there, not even accounting for how Hoshino's art may have changed between this point and his formal introduction. I can't unsee it.

[ ♠ ]

[amia-679]

LUNA HIIII!! o(^▽^)o

Need to send you more asks smh… so be prepared to get asked a ton of questions >:3

If you could play any instrument and immediately be amazing at it what would you choose?? :3

HI KIIIII!! :DDDDD

omg real.. we must talk more >:333 im ready for all the questions btu be prepared to be asked back!!

:0000 id probably chose flute or keyboard!! i actually used to learn the flute in middle school, until covid hit </3 as a kid it was one of my fav instruments :333

what about you? :0

also fun fact whenever i type 'ki' into my tags the tag 'luna kills herself post' pops up and i find that super funny LMAOO

[defnekalbim96]

EUZUBİLLAHİMİNESSEYTANİRRACİMBİSMİLLAHİRRAHMANİRRAHİM. MÜKEMMEL ÖTESİ BLOGUMA HEPİNİZ HOŞGELDİNİİİİİİZZZ (alkis)

Adım hilal. Tek askim çiğköfte ve @kalkyerineyatmal ve lahmacun ve kahve ve yaprak sarma ve her şey. Ankara da yaşıyorum (denizi olmayan). Boyum biraz kısa ama uzarım çünkü artık süt içiyorum. Çok fazla dost görünümlü kaşarlarin kazığını yedim bu gidişle daha da yerim. Dert dinlenir dostlara 25 krş arkadaşlara 15 krş tanımadıklara da beleş. Terazi burcuyum ama beni tanıyanlar daha söylemeden kesin boğasın diyolar sende ineksin demek gelse de içimden 'burcum terazi ama yükselenim boğa' diyorum. Yani zaten burçlara pek inanmam. Ama aslında inanıyorum da. Yani her gün bakıyorum eğer güzel bişey hayırlı bişey yazıyosa inanıyorum. Günde 15 ton çiğköfte yoğurma kapasitesi olan herkesle evlenebilirim. En sevdiğim yemek çiğköfte, yaprak sarması, makarna, kebap ve mantarlı şeyler dışında her şey. En sevdiğim tatlı hepsi. En sevdiğim meyve karpuuuzzzzzz. Yani karpuz çok çok çok çok çok çok çok çok fazla aşırı derecede seviyorum. Yani yemek kalp ben. Bir kedim olmasa da 4 ördeğim var. Ellerinizden öperler. Selamları var. Maşallah diyin lütfen Allah bağışlasın yani. Ama keşke ineğim ve keçim de olsa ama en çok inek mööööleyen. Ama keçi de olsa yani çok güzel olur. En sevdiğim müzik grubu tabi kiiiii perdenin ardındakiler. Sonra MaviGri sonra duman sonra yüzyüzeyken konuşuruz bide dolu kadehi ters tut bide yaşlı amca bide hepsi ya. Çok seviyorum. Yani müziksiz ben = tüysüz tavuk. Müzik hayattır.Müzik herşeydir. En sevdiğim sanatçı çağan şengül ve batuhan kordel can ozan bide yasir miy. En sevdiğim renk mor mavi. Canım sıkıldıkça playlist hazırlıyorum. En büyük hayalim konsere gitmek (ilk olarak perdenin ardındakiler sonra adamlar sonra dolu kadehi ters tut sonra can ozan sonra çağan şengül sonra yaşlı amca sonr-). En büyük hayalim 2 denize gitmek. Hayatımda hiç deniz görmedim böyle gitsem fışır fışır akan suya baksam ne güzel olur. En büyük ikinci hayalim 1. DRS çıkarmak (dünya random savaşı) . Bi keresinde bi postumun altına biraz uzun bi random atmistim ve bir çok kişi işsiz gibisinden yorumlar atmıştı. Yani kusura bakmayın ama (kusura bakadabilirsiniz) sizene. Hiç sıkılmadan yeni insanlarla tanışıp saatlerce boş yapabilirim. Yani burdaki arkadaşlarımla sürekli olarak bunu yapıyorum. Yani hiç aşık olmadım yani aşka inanmam ama inanırım da yani bilmiyorum işte ya. Ask bana uzak allaha yakın olsun. En çok sinirimi bozan şey bebek gibi konuşan kızlar, yiyecek bişey bulamamak, hayvanlara kötü davranılması ve daha saaay say bitmez. En iyi yaptığım şey yok. Çok beceriksizim. Çok dizi izlemiyorum ama en sevdiğim dizi suskunlar ve ezel. Ama suskunlar daha güzel. Üst resimde de gurur askimla sarı var. En sevdiğim kötü karakter Gazanfer ve takoz irfan. Bide temmuz. En sevdiğim film yok. Ara sıra çizgi film izliyorum. Oggy. Maviş aşkım oggy. Bence sizde izleyin. 3 tane böcük hep oggymi rahatsız ediyo oggy onları öldürmeye çalışıyo. Üstlerinden tır bile geçiyo ama ölmüyolar. Gerizekalı böcekler. En sevdiğim kitap yok galiba. En sevdiğim mevsim kış. En sevmediğim yaz. Sıcak sıcak ıyy. Aynı dakika içerisinde çağan şengül ve hande yener dinleyebilirim. Karpuz çok severim de kavundan nefret ederim. Her pazartesi 3 dakikalık diyete giriyorum. Aşk mı para mı sorusuna hiç düşünmeden para diyorum. (aşiret çocuğu olmadıkça aşk karın doyurmuyo). Yani aşka çovk da inanmam ama inanırım da. Yani aşk çiğköftedir. Eğer bi gün uzaya gidersem ilk işim dünyaya tükürmek. Ama gidemiceğim için sıkıntı yok. Eğer bi gün zengin olursam çiğköfte dükkanı açıcam tumblr kullanan herkese bedava. neyse bu kadar gereksiz bilgi yeter buraya kadar okuyan herkese teşekkür ediyorum maşşşşşşşşşşşşaaaallllaaahhh tütütütütütütütütütütütü 🧿🧿🧿

Özlediğiniz düşündüm ğkhcwljcnkwichjlcabşbckadjlcakkhpcjcağph

[toby-35]

23, 27, and 44?

-Kiiiii

Thank you Kiiii!!!!!

23: Have you ever met a celebrity?

I met the drummer from Status Quo? I wouldnt exactly say celebrity but hes probably the most famous person ive met.

I MET CASEY BIGGS. CASEY. MY BOO. DAMAR. I MET HIM ONLINE. AT GALAXYCON. VIRTUALLY.

27: Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Maybe not big celebrity but yeah. I'd like it to be becuase I was that one character that isnt the main character of a TV show but is loved by a small group of people. That kind of celebrity.

44: Do you have a strong accent?

Sorta. I'd probably say no cuz I dont hear it. But when im speaking to people from places like america theyre like "omg you're british" so ya know. But when im arguing with someone. THATS when the strong accent comes out to play. Its a mix between 3 different accents because im always imitating them. So theyve kinda become natural and mixed heavily into one.

Thank you for the ask!!!!!!!

-Ceeeely

From the ask game

[godofsexdrugsandrocknroll]

5 Reasons Why It’s Good To Be Merc

1.

Professor Oobleck: [To the class] --anybody? Perhaps you, miss Fall?

Cinder: [On scroll, panics] I uh--

Mercury: Sorry teach--

Professor Oobleck: [Loudly] Doctor!

Mercury: [Ignoring him] --but Cindy’s too busy sexting her boyfriend.

Cinder proceeded to furiously kick her asshole of a subordinate in the shin.

Professor Oobleck: *Grimaces* Perhaps, miss Fall, you can engage in...that sometime more appropriate.

Cinder: [Clutching throbbing toes] Of course Doctor Oobleck, I have no idea what I was thinking. [Glares at Mercury]

Mercury smiled. He’d get it later, but the hissing voice of Cinder as well as the slight tears in the corner of her eyes was worth it.

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2.

Emerald ran from the room in the warehouse, cackling the entire way with his legs in her hands. Sitting at a chair, stumps hanging off, Mercury felt his blood boil - before he took a breath and calmed down. He knew this was in revenge for Cinder nearly breaking her toes, her foot against his cybernetic prosthetic.

He also didn’t care. Focusing, he felt a faint glimmer of his aura getting further away from him and he sent a series of pulses that had one purpose. To remotely flip one of his legs.

Emerald: [Distantly] Ogg fugg, my fuggah teef! [Moaning in pain]

Having effectively kicked the thief’s teeth out, Mercury smiled. Best anti theft measures, ever.

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3.

Mercury: Kiiiii-fucking-yah!

And like that, the third year Huntsman went down like a sack of bricks. It was expected - the moron had activated his semblance, Yo-Yo, and used a powerful telekinetic pull to yank Mercury towards him. But he wasn’t anything in comparison to his shitbird of an old man.

So delivering a flying sidekick right out of an action movie was all too sweet and all too easy. Also cathartic because the moron had been going on about how lame his boots were and (the real reason he kicked the moron in the skull while going at least 30MPH) ridiculing him for not using his semblance.

Vytal Festival Crowd: *Raucous cheering*

The adulation of the masses was pretty nice too. As he walked back to the waiting room, he grinned. All he had to do now was wait for blondie to make it to the finals, put up a good act and then he can test himself against some real opponents.

They might just be Atlas grunts, but they weren’t the premiere military organization on Remnant for no reason.

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4.

Mercury grunted, the new additions to his legs making walking awkward. Sure it was just a few pistons as well as a miniature dust engine, but after years of getting used to his leg shaped prosthetics it was a bit awkward with these new clunkier ones.

He stumbled into Emerald, who immediately sneered at him before her brow furrowed.

Mercury: ‘Sup, Em?

Emerald: [Eyes flick towards him] Nothing. Cinder said her scar feels “hot” again, so I’m bringing her a cool towel. *Eyes narrow* What the hell are you doing here? You said the dungeons were creepy.

Mercury just shrugged, watching her carefully. He opened his mouth to speak and saw her staring at the bulky lower half of his legs.

Emerald: And what the hell is that!? [Eyes flick from Mercury, to the dungeon, to the entrance of the hallway that led out of Evernight Castle] Wait a minu--

Mercury didn’t hesitate. Pistons pumped, his dust engine whirred to life with a sound like miniature tornado and with a shift of the leg, a single dust round shot from his ankle and his leg kicked upwards blindingly fast.

Right between Emerald’s legs. The girl was lifted off her feet for a brief few seconds and her formerly narrowed eyes were bulging out of her skull. Then Mercury was putting his modded legs to good use and charging from Salem’s castle, leaving Emerald behind making sounds somewhere between a dying animal and a deflated balloon.

Sure he had to worry about Salem coming to kill him for effectively quitting the game, but if there was one thing his father literally beat into his skull it was that there wasn’t much point in following someone for the sake of an ideal.

Because there was nothing better than cold, hard cash.

And if the freaky Grimm bitch was out to destroy the world, how the hell was he gonna spend all that cash? It ate at him to even remotely agree with his old man, but he had a point.

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5.

Mercury: You know, if someone ever told me I’d be retiring to a beach with a hot midget I probably would’ve laughed. [Pauses] Then I probably would’ve caved their skull in with a good snap kick, but that’s beside the point! Cheers, tiny! *Slurps obnoxiously on a cocktail*

Neo lay next to him in a beach chair, a pink and brown bikini done in her colors but with a pink cup beneath her brown hair on the left side with a brown cup beneath her pink hair on the right side, with the bikini bottoms alternating the colors again.

Her hands also clenched the armrests mutinously. When she screwed Cinder over and shoved Hush through her belly, she figured her best bet was to go to sea. Find an island. Except she found the Maiden’s old assassin that Salem and her people occasionally tried finding (but to little success, Black keeping on the move) and he’d been the one to charter the boat. He’d been the one to find the tropical paradise they’d been living on the last few years.

It had mostly been a pragmatic choice - neither of them really enjoyed tanning, anything to do with the water and they only truly enjoyed the weather itself. There was a small town a couple miles through the palm trees with a little over a thousand in population who didn’t care who they were as long as they were willing to kill the occasional Grimm.

And so life had gone on. Then those assholes who’d killed Roman did the same to Salem. Word had gotten out. The witch was obliterated by some “heeeyuuuw-mongus purple and gold laser beam!”, that probably meant they didn’t need to worry about the Gods anymore either and the only way Salem would die is if the fire bitch was a corpse first.

So they’d celebrated. Once. Then never again because for the diminutive ice cream themed girl, once was more than enough with a dick weasel like Mercury Black. Seriously, 2 years on this island and he still was calling her a midget! He slurped his drinks! Even though he knew sex was permanently off the menu, he had no problem checking her out or any sense of privacy!

“Nothing I haven’t seen before, shortie.”

He even had eaten her damn ice cream and shrugged, like she wasn’t about to push her fucking spoon through his throat and scoop out his jugular! He was insufferable and he often smelt of motor oil and Hatchet Body Spray!

Mercury: *Sighs happily* Yup. Life is good. *Burps loudly*

Screaming silently, Neo shoved off towards their shared house while kicking up sand the entire way and wondering if those best-friend-murdering-cunt-nuggets would actually believe she would reform herself because she had an obnoxious roommate.

Maybe the cute, doofy looking blond boy would. Huh. Now she had an in - the doofus hadn’t really done anything to earn her ire. Yeah. She’d go to him, make friendly and their friendship would be what would convince his other friends, the titty monster and friend killer especially, that she really did want to be a good guy.

Meanwhile Mercury lowered his shades, checked out the perky booty and shrugged.

Mercury: [Steals her drink] And now she’s wasting good liquor. Eh. More for me! *Slurps*

He grinned as a local girl on a surf board bent to keep her balance, her significantly larger, tanner ass not being contained by her white bikini.

Mercury: *Enjoys life*

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I’ve never quite understood why the assassin of all people didn’t just up and leave Salem at some point. I have to assume Cinder was paying him to begin with and then the fear of death might have kept him there but are you really gonna tell me this man didn’t think it’d be possible to just run from Salem at some point? Disappear into the background? Come on.

Sure he wouldn’t have disappeared to an island or anything, but crack is what I do apparently.

So yeah, that’s it for RWBY for today and probably until I have an idea again. I actually had these after answering Fish’s ask yesterday and decided to get them down since they’re basically the only ideas I’ve had for my Tumblr.

Hopefully people like these. :D

[tellywoodtrash]

shaadi mubarak 11, 12, 14.09.20 lbs

11.09.20

bhagwan give me as much dheentness as kt.

lmaoooooo kusum eavesdropping on this juhi/preeti convo and facepalming over and over.  

poor kusum has to do the dirty work of getting rid of kt.

ugh tarun/rati.

lmao fuck off rati, she still not coming back to be naukrani to you.

preeeti classsy as fuckkkkkkkkk.

shouldn't have told them the plan. they don't deserve to know shit.

I NEED TARUN TO BE MURDERED IMMEDIATELY. LIKE 3 SECONDS AGO. HE'S LITERALLY THE RUDEST FUCKER I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED ON ITV. LIKE, IT TAKES SOME SPECIAL SKILL TO ECLIPSE THE 4 LIONS MEN AND THIS DUDE GOT THEM ALL DOWN PAT, LOOKING LIKE THEY GOT THE MANNERS OF A SOUTHERN GENTLEMAN. FUCK. LITERALLY DIE RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING HELLSPAWN GARBAGE FIRE PERSON.

every time rati says “pranaam”, my eye twitches from rage.

lol kusum's mad that she had to turn kt away.

bless sumedh, he's the nicest boy in this whole show, i love him so much.

what dukaaan do sumedh/juhi haaaaaaave?!?

KUSUMMMMMM, YOU JUST PROMISED THAT YOU WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THISSSSSS TO PREETIIIIIII.

kt also has zero hope.

he's sooooo earnestttttttt, while talking about preeti and her talent. i adore that about him.

lmao preeti doesn't get kusum's sass.

KUSUM IS HEADDDDDDDDDD CHEERLEADERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

omg she's soooooooooooo me, this is exactly howwwww i motivate my friends!!!

lmaoooooooooo ghoom-phir ke everything comes back to having sex and babies with someone who was essentially a stranger.

poor preeti. i really do get her side as well.

lo aa gaya rejection waala phone call.

i love kt's mom's saris. they're so simple and classy.

oh kt, you teddy bear of a man. i wish you happy thingsssssssss.

WHY DO THEY RANDOMLY GHUSAOFY THESE ROMANTIC TYPE OF  SCENES???!?! IT'S TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS. YES THEY CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT EACH OTHER BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ROMANTICALLY CODED AT THIS POINT.

kt's momma bear is very wholesome, but this family coddles him waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.

kusum's being pissy and taking out gussa on khaana.

poor kajal, juhi, and preeti. kisi ko koi idea nahi how to sambhaalofy kusum's ubalta hua gussa. my god, i fear this is beyond the superpowers of sumedh too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12.09.20

preeti seems to have watched suno chanda and is using the flower petals on the pankha method to apologize/cheer up.

but lemme tell you, no average desi mom is ever gonna appreciate this method. COZ WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAVE TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS HAAAAN?!?!!? EK TOH GUSSE MEIN HOON, UPAR SE MERA KAAM BHI BADHAA DIYA.

omg preeti's playing songs to manaofy herrrrrrrrrr. this is truly the most wonderful love story of this showwwwwwww.

LMAO KUSUM'S FACE.

oh no. kusum is Big Mad.

oh boy, aastha gonna take the brunt of this.

LMAO “ghar waapis chodne ki zaroorat na hai, raaste mein koi peepal ka ped mile toh wahaan thaare ko taang de; wahin pe sookhti rehna!”

kajal is alarmed by this threatttttt.

blah blah blah kt and mom love fest.

oh ho, there's some financial masla between chacha/chachi and kt's parents.

kajal is hellllllllaaaaa cute, i love her the most.

piyu is here to throw thanda paani on everyone's attempts.

why does piyu have SUCHHHHHH gile-shikwe with kusum? why doesn't she get that she's all bluster, but a goddang softieeeee on the inside?!?!!?

preeti be like child, you don't know tf you're talking about.

ok i don't really agree with this way of parenting, but like.... whatever, i get it.

PREETI KNOWS HER BESTIE SOOOOOOOO WELLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

KUSUM HAS PLAYED REVERSE CARD!!!!!!!! WE LOVE THIS FRIENDSHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE MOST WHOLESOME EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao preeti realllllyyyy making her work for it, i fucking love ittttt.

“kab se apne saheli se baat karne ke liye mere pet mein dard ho raha tha, pata hai??!” “saachi?!?!!?!”

OMFG THE CUTEST.

the way preeti's face truly lights up when she's talking about something she's passionate about, it warms my cold, dead heart.

this sudden cough of kusum's is very fake and suspicious.

saamaan pohunch gaya? oh boy.

I KNOW THAT VOICE THAT'S HUMMING.

THAT'S RANGEELO THAARO BEEND, PREETI.

this incorrigible mannnnnn!!!!!!!!! 

THIS THOPDA LINE MAKES ME WANNA BREAK SOMETHING.

oh no. jhoomar has fallen. please don't let this be an awkward romantic moment.

LMAO KUSUM'S SHEER GLEE AND JUHI'S HORRIFIED FACE.

kusummmmm is sweetesttttt. she convinced juhi too!

hein abhi piyuuuu ko juhiiiiiii se kyaaaaa masla hai!?

this shoddy work doesn't bode well for you, KT.

LOL THAT DUMB MOLE, AND HER FACE AT HIS EXPLANATION. I LOVE HER FACE SOOOOOOOOO MUCH.

KT's like his own walking talking wikipedia page.

lmao, kaam kaisa laga, he asks; standing amid the ruins of this kaam.

“ji buraayi kaisi? itna badhiya baandha tha ki seedha sar pe aa gira. aur kahin nahi gira!” LMAOOOOOOOOOO PREEEEEETI I LOVE YOUR SNARK

thaaari best fraaaand ne bataaya ki tu yahaan milegi, aur kaise?!?

THIS MAN IS A CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

14.09.20

kt-saa is flashing best puppy eyes while talking about equal division of labour. dunno about preeti, but i'm convinced.

ugh agarwal is gonna be a dodgy client, isn't he?

PREETI YOU TOO SOFTTTTTTT, YOU NEEEEEEED KT TO HANDLE THE CONFRONTATIONAL PARTS.

ok those taars look fucking unsafe as fuckkkkkk.

HE'S LITERALLY A CHILD LOOKING AT  A CHRISTMAS TREE.

kuch bhi kaho, he's a quite a good judge of people. very much like a puppy that way.

lmaooooooooooo preeti walking away while grumbling about how kusum repeated literally everything to him like a totuuuuu.

please tell me the juhi/piyu backstory (and possibly tarun’s involvement) is gonna come out alreadyyyyyyyyyy.

kusum ain't no fool. just tell her already.

OUFF MANHOOS PHONE KO ABHI BAJNA THA.

i feel like i've seen this red kurta that piyu is wearing on shrenu in the ib redux??? something very similar anyway.

anyway, something reallllll shady between juhi/piyu. it's that fucking tarun. i'm sure of it.

KT YOU ARE LIKE A DOG WITH A BONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

abbe this agarwalllllll.

OH HO PREETI, LISTEN TO KT!!!!!

ooooooh samoseeeeee. i want.

legit my reaction to foood too. excitement and heart eyes and happy wriggles.

ok just coz she knows your preferred condiment to matar ke samose doesn't mean that she knows you enough to go into lakhon-croreon ka business with you.

DUDE I WOULD KILL FOR A SAMOSA RN.

agarwal a fucking fraud. also a rudeasss bitch.

AGARWAL KA, RATI/TARUN KA, CHANDA KA, SAB KA BADLA LEGA RE TERA KTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

KT-SAA GONNA GARAJ BARAS SAAWAN GHIR AAYO ON THIS FUCKER.

oh preeti, come hereeee. *massive huggg*

kusum holding courttttttttt and all the kids happily giggling at her stories. my heart is warm.

preeti trying to break the baddddd news.

this kt/kusum alliance is bloody amazing. though i can't wait till it's a lil more equal and kusum starts calling kt on his shit occasionally. that's when it'll shift gears into peak comedy.

LMAO WTF HAS KUSUM DONE TO THE ROOOOOOOOOM

damn i really love all the furniture in this room. i'd loveeeeeeee to have these handicraft pieces.

lol kusum last minute mein looking for the cockroach in the back of preeti's blouseeeeeeeeee

preeti ko chodo, kusum itself is gonna fall asleep on her feet.

ugh fuckkkkkk agarwal.

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSS KT IS HERE TO READ HIM TO FILTH.

kusum and fam showing support with aankhein and smug smiles.

DAMN KT, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE THIS CUTTHROAT. GOTTA SAY, IT'S KINDA HOT.

ugh preeti, you're tooooo fucking nice. kya zaroorat hai ab bhi iska kaam karne kiiiii??? 

PLEASE WELCOME THE NEWEST MEMBER IN THE RANKS OF WARRIORS WHO'LL FIGHT FOR PREETI'S AATMASAMMAAAAAN: KT-SAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

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thank the heavens; preeti has finalllllllyyyyy made the decision.

[harryfeatgaga]

Can we talk ab his cute little butt 🥺

yes please

Anonymous said: He is going HORD for this debut single like the LEVELS I am SO excited

KIIIIIING

Anonymous said: Ima bout to buy that vinyl for that poster and ya girl doesn’t even own a record player

me with now 3 vinyls from this man and no record player

Anonymous said: These are the same people who called us stupid for thinking eroda could be Harry!

HOW THE REDDIT USERS FEEL NOW

Anonymous said: Does anyone have any tips on how to stay awake til 5am so I can watch haha (I'm in Scotland)

I WOULD TAKE A NAP IF I WERE YOU AND SET AN ALARM FOR LIKE 4:45 LMAO

[cuntresshwa]

kiiiii thanks for the follow :3 i have a question that i ask all my kpop followers~~

go on babes xx