#Kids are we blanchin'?

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BLANCHIN

Things That Happen In Gravity Falls Without Context

It's implied that rich people control their children with a bell

A single episode is shockingly reminiscent of both Five Night's at Freddy's and Doki Doki Literature Club. This episode came out 3 years before DDLC and one month after FNAF

Mabel kisses Strong Bad

There are two clones of the main character that are still alive and living in the woods

Larry King confirms that llamas are nature's greatest warriors

An old couple is killed by rap music

One of the scariest monsters in the show is eaten alive and loves every second of it

Neil Cicierega wrote a song for it that was unfortunately never used (yes, seriously)

Everyone in the town is a tad strange, except, ironically, Cecil from Welcome to Night Vale

Boy bands are kept as pets

A character proves she is pure of heart by performing a drug bust on gnomes (this does not work)

Zombies are defeated by Ke$ha

The most discourse-generating part of the show is a 12 year old giving a time traveler a snowglobe

And old man almost fucks a spider

When someone tells you they don't have a tattoo, believe them.

Fucking up a science fair will inevitably lead to your brother being stuck in another dimension

If you stick your head in a portal, you speak in code for a little bit before you turn into a hillbilly

Get your son to pay attention to you by creating a mech beast

We are all blanchin', unless we find a cool gun.

By the end of the show, the mayor's last name is "Cutebiker"

The president gives Dipper a negative 12 dollar bill

Bill Cipher

[mister-fisch]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

[valdevia]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

wtf who blanched all over my inbox

[marzinstarz]

BoB WEBSITE CODE MASTERLIST:

COUNT -> 100

BOOK OF BILL

"Hide it under shirt during pledge of allegiance"

PINES

"A good family tree"

STANFORD PINES

His 18 y/o medical report

STANLEY PINES

Ebay page for brass knuckles

BABBA

Full recording of Dipper singing

WEIRDMAGEDDON

News article from after the fact

BILL CIPHER

Wikipedia page for 'triangle'

HECTORING

Church meeting recording

WADDLES

Pig adoption page

TRIANGLE

")"

"Tri harder"

MYSTERY SHACK

Google page for 'Confusion Hill'

GRAVITY FALLS

"Never heard of it"

DISNEY

"rat.gif censored for your protection"

T.J. ECKLEBURG

"Never mention that name again"

DEATH

"Life's goth cousin"

LIFE

"Life 72% complete. Now loading:  Death"

SKELETON

"The one with the sword! He found you!"

WENDY

A note from Wendy about warding off evil triangles

ROBBIE

Thompson and Robbie's messages about summoning bill

MONSTER

Google search for "THERES A MONSTER AT THE END OF THIS BOOK"

SOOS

Soos's message about life at the mystery shack

PINATA

A video of a bill cipher pinata getting beat up

MCGUCKET

Link to youtube video of "Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe"

MABEL

Adds stickers to the page until it reads "Lab now fully mabelised"

DIPPER

A note from bill telling Dipper to stare at the sun

TAD STRANGE

An oddly sexual video of bread

LOVE

A romance novel called "The Love Triangle" with an audio recording of the first chapter

CIPHER

Wikipedia page for "Eye of Providence"

TOBY DETERMINED

Google page for "Restraining order"

GIDEON

Google page for "Sweat resistant bolo ties"

QUESTION

"Answer"

MYSTERY

"?"

Any swear word

"Not S&P Approved" notice

PORTAL

"Portal.exe has been deleted. I bet you could build one"

GUN

"Oh yes oh yes they both"

SEASON 1

"Season -1: Antigravity falls"

SEASON 2

"Season 1"

SEASON 3

 "Season 2"

DEER TEETH

"For you, kid!"

BLIND EYE

A faux eye test page filled with codes that someone smarter than me need to decode

FILBRICK

"I'm not impressed"

BLENDIN

"Time agent lost and presumed incompetent"

JOURNAL 1

"The journal of fun"

JOURNAL 2

"The journal for you"

JOURNAL 3

"The journal for me"

ALEX HIRSCH

Google page for "Flannel"

GOD/FRILLIAM

Video of an axolotl swimming in front of a Bill statue

AXOLOTL

"You ask alotl questions"

WEIRD

A video of Weird Al stuck inside the computer

TITAN'S BLOOD

"Hoot. Hoot. Password please!"

BAAAA

A poem about a shepherd

SUCK IT MERLIN

Art labelled "The Bastard Triangle Cuts the Unicorns Hair" 1499

BABY

An ultrasound of baby Bill

MASON

Dipper's note to ford on anagrams

CRYPTOGRAM CODEX

Downloads a zip file containing fonts of codes and runes

I'M STILL ON YOUR MIND

A video of Stan and Ford on the Stan O' War II, with a colour block code

SORRY

The full image of Ford and Fiddleford at collage

FBI/CIA

Your webcam is on. We are watching."

DUCKTECTIVE

"Ducktective stars in 'Love, Quacktually' coming to 'Oi, it's the Cockney Channel innit?' this fall"

EVEN HIS LEGS ARE LIES

A note from Bill about Fords place as a perfect pawn

DIVORCE

"O' SADLEYS" Logo

SEVEN EYES

Image of the oracle with a warning on the back

R34LITY

Images of Bill and his henchmen in the real world, message reading "They found a new home"

BLANCHIN

Youtube tutorial on how to blanch vegetables

PACIFICA

A note from Pacifica about what a loser Bill is

PLATINUM PAZ

A story of how Bill tried to enlist Pacifica to steal the time rift before turning to Blendin

EUCLYDIA

"Dimension not found"

SCALENE/EUCLID

"Life form not found"

IRREGULAR

Bill's mug shots

LOVE YA BRO

Drawing of Stan catching a mermaid

XYLER

Youtube link to Jem and the Holograms theme

UNIVERSE

"Hologram"

HOLOGRAM

"Universe"

NOTHING

"Something"

SOMETHING

"Nothing"

HORROR

Urban legend story of the 'Always Garden' a restaurant you cant leave

MATPAT

A video of Matpat tell us were on our own T-T

ONE EYED KING

A hypnosis video with Bill audio convincing you to pledge your soul to him

CURSE WITTEBANE

A Bill Cipher ouija board

BURNSIDE

"Burned inside"

EVEN HIS LIES ARE LIES

A snippet of Bill's therapy sessions talking of what ford was to him

WELL WELL WELL BEING

"Patient file: Bill Cipher. Greatest love: Himself. Greatest fear: Himself"

"Art therapy notes: All he draws are red and blue triangles"

"Patient's odd phobias: 3D Glasses. Venetian blinds. TV static."

JUST FIT IN

An old game commercial for "Perfection" with a snippet of Bill's [?] voice at the end

TANTRUM

A transcript of a fight between Bill and the Time Baby, sheds light on Bill's crime against his home dimension

PAPER IS BOOK SKIN

Downloads a photoshop file full of skin layers

SKIBIDI/RIZZ

"Life privileges revoked. Now releasing poison gas."

DORITO

Creepy jump scare video

SCARY

A novel cover for "Spookemups" with and audio sniper of the story

GIFFANY

"Input deleted. AI Antiviral activated"

"Warning: Secondary firewall breached"

"Fatal warning. System under attack"

"Soos! I still love you! We will be together"

"Now downloading girlfriend. (This action cannot be undone)"

Then downloads a zip file full of link to Giffany gifs

BOOBERRY

A shockingly uplifting poem from Bill with a little image of him as a melting candle

Words that do not trigger the buzzer : BUBBLE, BUTTON, CLEAR, MUSIC

[raydiantdmg]

Say howdy folks! Introducing officially, my shamelessly self-insert inspired Gravity Falls OC, Raymonte!

Text + bonus content under the cut

Text Desc:

RAYMONTE (22 He/Him)

-Wendy’s (Burnout) Cousin! (Uncle? Cousnkle?)

Moved to town recently for a “fresh start” in GF

- New Janitor 4 the Mystery Shack (/handyman /parttime cashier)

( - Soos was sus of Ray at first worried he’d be a bad influence on the kids, then remembers, Stan, (can’t be worse than Stan,))

-Simp -Stoner - Hick (Dastardly Combo)

-Dreams of becoming an Illistrator one day (if AI doesn’t make that impossible)

( - Tried redrawing some things for dipper from the journals before he learnt they’re ford’s)

-Bi / FtM T-BOY

( - Gen Z but never got caught up with modern tech, doesn’t use social media)

( - Opposite to Wendy, appears like an anxiety ridden drowned rat but is actually p chill)

( - Currently lives out the back of his car/ camps outside)

( - Came to town post - weirdmaggedon so he doesn’t rlly get why people don’t like his favorite Pink Floyd shirt.)

Without text + linart

+Bonus original full sketch page

Blanchin’ yeah we blanchin’ I live up in a mansion

thnx ILY buy gold

[avs-serotonin-area]

SPOILERS FOR THISISNOTAWEBSITEDOTCOM

WIP

i wanted to compile all the results i got- mainly so i can reference it but if it’s helpful to anyone else that’s great! definitely not complete and there are 100% better lists though lol

when you type in:

Mabel - makes glowy stars appear!

Dipper - before this there was a message for Dipper to stare at the sun to see some secret writting

the image in then all black

Stanford -

Stanley - ebay link for gold chains or brass knuckles

Soos - his entry trying to dissuade you from trusting Bill, its like 3 pages long

Pacifica - her entry trying to dissuade you from trusting Bill

Wendy - you guessed it!

Gideon - audio of him humming and saying "I love you forever Mabel"

Robbie - messages between him and Thompson. They find Bill and are scared for life basically.

McGucket - youtube link for Cotton Eye Joe

Bill - a Sesame Street video about a jazzy triangle and a square??

Blanchin - video on blanchin vegtables

Abuelita - video on best vaccum for walls and ceilings

Trigonometry/math/Greece/geometry -

Blind eye -

Journal 1 - “The journal of fun”

Journal 2 - “The journal for you”

Journal 3 - “The journal for me”

Mystery - “?”

Book of Bill -

Ducktective -

Disney -

Tad Strange - it’s just a video of someone cutting bread… i think it has something like a romantic instrumental in the background

Toby Determined - takes you to a google search on “restraining order”

Triangle - i could’ve sworn it said “tri harder than that” or something along those lines but after typing it again i just see “ ) “ it’s just an end parenthesis

Gravity Falls - “never heard of it”

Season 1 - “season -1: antigravity falls”

Season 2 - “season 1”

Season 3 - “season 2”

Mat Pat/game theory - a video of mat pat saying he can’t help us this time

Weird - a video of weird al. he’s stuck in the computer

Baby/daddy -

Gun - “oh yes oh yes oh yes they both”

Mason -

Alex Hirsch - takes you to a google search for flannel

History - “‘I have received a message from the universe: 1 2 3’ - Nichola Tesla

Cipher - take you to a wiki page for the eye of providence

Portal- “portal.exe has been deleted. i bet you could build one”

Giffany - 1st time “Input deleted. AI antiviral activated” 2nd time “warning: secondary firewall breached” 3rd time "fatal warning. system under attack" 4th time "Soos!! I still love you (the distorted) we will be together" 5th time "Now downloading girlfriend. this action cannot be undone" 6th time a distorted giffany video pops up and the file is downloaded.

Blendin - “time agent lost and presumed incompetent”

No - “your loss…”

Pines - “a good family tree”

Death - “life’s goth cousin”

Fuck (other swear words etc) -

Mystery shack - takes you to a search for “confusion hill”

You’re insane - “sure i am what’s your point?”

Filbrick - “im not impressed”

Waddles - takes you to pigplacementnetwork.org

Who are you - “i could ask you the same question”

Reality - “is an illusion"

Divorce -

Disco girl - a singing audio presumably of dipper listening to disco girl

T.J. Eckleburg - “never mention that name again”

Kings of new jersey - downloads a “secret code” file

Love -

Axolotl- "you ask alotl questions"

Craz/Xyler - Jem and the Holograms theme song

Im still on your mind- seems to be a video of Stan and Ford on their boat...

Theraprism -

Rat - "Thurnburts' number?"

Deer teeth - "for you, kid!"

Tourist trap -

Paper Jam - picture of paper jam dipper. you can print him!

Fordtramarine -

Any "gen alpha term" and various other terms may result in this - "Life privileges revoked. Now releasing poison gas."

Bubble - I cant tell what it does if anything. Doesn't get a big red X though? edit: if you type in mabel after you enter bubble you get an eye sticker! if you keep entering mabel you get more stickers. the lab is now "fully mabelized"

Pinata - video of a child hitting a Bill Cipher pinata, with added sound effects

Dippy Fresh -

Weirdmageddon -

"Vallis Cineris (found when lightning flashes on the upper left corner of the wall) - "Why did you do it?"

[l3m0n-c0r3]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

the huh

[0dividedby0haha]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

/lyr

wha? i’m about to sleep

[wikipedia-the-non-official]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

/lyr /ref

Wha

[amiblanchingirlweblanchin]

(i made this sideblog to make this ONE post.)

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

[stupidloafofbread]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

/lyr

??? Huh??

[nineparlor69]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

❓❓❓

[nature-tapes-daily]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

What if I'm not blanchin in my mansion, be more considerate.

[confused-canid]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

ME WHEN WE'RE BLANCHING!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[b3anieperson]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

What.

The.

Fuck.

[thetentsystem]

Am I blanchin' girl we blanchin' I live up in a mansion (Are you blanchin'?) Girl, I'm blanchin' I live up in a mansion Can I please have your attention? (Un) Cuz you know we straight up blanchin' Can I please have your attention (okay) You know dat we straight up blanchin' We be blanchin' on a plane We be blanchin' straight to France We got blanchin' on the brain C'mon eat your own pants Eat your own pants, baby! Hey Kids are we blanchin'? Yeah we still blanchin' We continue to blanch That word makes sense yup

/e dance