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Fitness coaching, part 2
(a different inbox request 😈) I'll refer to you as kid and combine the stories. Hope you don't mind
Warning: The kid is just a nickname. The person in this story is of age
A high school assembly where Kevij Hjenas talks about his success and motivation
Kevin (or is it Kevin really?):"Hey everyone, today I am here to talk to you about following your passing and lack of motivation. First I gotta tell you how I started. How I wasn't so different from all of you..."
Kid to himself:"Yeah, you got it easy. You had the looks, you had the muscles and no one was beating your ass when you went to high school"
Kevin continuing:"So whenever you feel like giving up, you gotta stand up to that thing and beat it. And the biggest fight there's gonna be is the one that will be in your head"
Kid;"Sure, I wanna be the one in your head. Try being me for a sec while everyone is beating your ass, looking you in the lockers and picking on you for not being good enough."
Kevin:"And if you ever have a problem, don't worry to walk up to adults and ask for help. Most of the adults are willing to help you win your fight"
Kid:"Jesus, Kevin. I admire you and yet you come to school and talk to us about this bullshit? Nobody cares. Of course they don't. They don't want to fill the paperwork, talk to the parents. It's easier not to care. Damn. I wish I could be Kevin Hjenas and him to be me so that he could see what it's like to be a kid in high school again"
BAM
Kid tries to open his eyes, but can't. He can feel... stretched? Around something. He can feel something hard inside of him. He can feel a butt? What is going on?
He tried to scream:"What happened? Where am I?"
Kevin stops his speech as the voice inside of his head now turned more louder, but it sounds different. "Kevin? Go back to being an obedient speedo, would you? I got a presentation to finish."
Kid:"Kevin? What? I am... I am a student. I was just watching Kevin. Why are you calling me Kevin? Where am I? Did you just call me a speedo?"
Suddenly a kid's in the audience gets up from his seat. "I can see again. I can talk! Somebody help me. Someone stole my body." He stares in disbelief at his previous Kevin Hjenas body, or atleast the one who looks like him. "You did that! Give me my body back!"
Teacher:"That's enough of this outburst young man, you'll come with me to the principal."
The other kids lost it and the whole auditorium started laughing. This kid is gonna get beat up today so much more than usually.
(Not) Kevin to Kid as his speedo:"Look kid. Let me finish this and I'll explain. Ok? Just stay silent and I'll fix this. Ok?"
Kevin finishes the presentation and goes to the nearby park
Kevin:"So tell me what did you do before you ended up as my speedo?"
Kid:"I couldn't believe the bullshit you were talking at the assembly. I had the worst time yesterday and I envied you. Your body, your fame. Everything. So I wished to be in Kevin Hjenas body and him to be in mine"
Kevin:"Oh... I see what went wrong"
Kid:"It didn't work, that's what went wrong"
Kevin:"Well technically you are in Kevin's body. Cause... I'm not really Kevin. I'm wearing his body as a speedo and that gives me the ability to look like him. I'm a different person. So the one screaming in your body at the auditorium was the real Kevin in your body"
Kid:"Ok, then change me back to his body then. If you have the power."
Kevin:"It's not that easy... we gotta contact this writer. He writes stories and if you ask he grants you the wish in a form of a story/transformation. He likes to play with his subjects after. But the waiting time is horrible. He works all the time and only writes a few stories a day. So that is the tricky part"
Kid:"So what if we ask him nicely? Maybe if we explain the situation to him, he might understand"
Kevin:"You really are naive, kid. But it's worth a shot. Let's go home. You gotta get used to being a speedo and there is not better time to let you learn like now"
Kevin's dick gets visibly hard
Kid:"Oh, this is strange. But... it feels nice. I can actually feel it"
Kevin:"Just a few benefits of being a piece of clothing. Just wait till you feel me stroke myself or have an orgasm. Oh jesus. How old are you kid?"
Kid:"Don't worry. I'm old enough to feel you cum onto my... fabric?"
Two months later
Author:"Oh hey Kevin. Sorry for the waiting time. You wouldn't believe what kind of wishes all the people have. There was thos guy who wanted to be merged as Hulk and..."
Kevin:"Stop. This can't wait. I need a favour. And so does this kid." Kevin pulls down his shorts and points at his speedo
Author:"Is there something wrong with the real Kevin? You still look like him so what's the issue?"
Kevin:"The issue is, that this isn't Kevin anymore. Some kid from local High school wanted to swap bodies with him and he did. Kevin is now attending school again, while he is stuck embracing my dick as speedo"
Author:"Oh... well. I don't have good news for you boys. Because another spell intervened, I can't really do much about the appearance of Kevin's original body. But... there might be a solution. You may not like it"
Kid:"I don't care, I just want to feel what it's like to be a human again. Atleast for a while"
Kevin:"The kid is on board with whatever plan you got. Depends what it means for me."
Author:"It's quite simple, guys. You might have to learn how to share. You'll both have the ability to control your body, swapping with the speedo. Only one gets to control the human body, while the other rests as speedo"
Kevin:"I'm not giving this up. I worked hard to look like Kevin"
Kid:"You can't do this to me"
Kevin:"Can't you place his soul into something else, please?"
Author:"Wish I could, but both of these spell are now combined and can't be broken. If I take his soul away, you won't look like Kevin anymore. It's either this or full reversal. And let me tell you... Kevin is gonna be really pissed"
Kevin:"Would you be ok with that? Sharing a body like Jekyll and Hyde?"
Kid:"Who's that suppose to be?"
Kevin:"Jesus you kids these days. So... like Moon Knight?"
Kid:"Oh cool. If it means I get to be human and also Kevin, I'm in."
Kevin:"Ok, let's do this..."
Two weeks later, pier beach
Kevin:"You should stop with all these carbs. We'll get fat"
Kid:"Oh shut up. I'm enjoying myself."
Fan:"Hey, Kevin. Could I take a photo with you?"
Kid:"Oh yeah. Right on"
Fan:"Thank you. Could... could I touch your biceps, sir?"
Kid:"Oh of course. Go on. I can't get enough of these things too. They are massive right?"
Fan:"Haha. Yeah. Thank you"
Kevin:"You need to tone it down a bit. People are gonna get suspicious."
Kid:"Oh relax. You'll get your turn soon. I'm just enjoying my part of the day. I still think it's unfair that you get the night. I wanna party and fuck other people too. And not just as a speedo"
Kevin:"You'll have a chance soon. Don't worry"
Who knows if the boys will learn to share
A request from Inbox story set as a second part. Guys, you two might have to learn how to share 😁
Hello today is worst day of school someone just randomly pick on me and the worst is no one at the school cared for me, tomorrow kevin hejnas is coming to our school i just wish i could be him so i could feel what life would be as a famous man.
#body switch#body swap#celebrity body swap#male body swap#gay to straight#clothes body swap#clothes tf#clothes transformation#body transformation#Kevin Hjenas
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Fitness Coaching
No wonder you wanna be him. Damn, look at that body. I kinda want to take it for myself, but I don't want to leave you hanging. I have a feeling you have some bad memories of bullying and feeling insecure about yourself. Well not anymore.
Here are these nice and stylish blue shorts. As long as you'll be wearing them or have them close to you, you'll always look like Kevin Hjenas. But if you loose them... let's say it might be hard to find Kevin ever again
oh you look good
Hope you like that new body of yours. Those veins popping out, sweat all over you. Either you are right now post workout or you have had quite a jerk off session.
How are the shorts? Did... did Kevin stop talking about turning him back?
I suppose he doesn't like being blue all the time...
Ok, show me those biceps so I'll forget about taking his life away from him
Oh amazing, man.
Wanna go grab a drink? I think we should... Oh fuck it. Fuck me right now!
I hope you like the new upgrade, Kevin.
@annoyingpoetryinfluencer was complaining that those blue shorts are too obvious and he can't wear them all the time. Hope you like being these new Calvin Klein's. You look really good as them. Oh, he's waking up. Gotta return them to him so he won't notice
Another story from inbox
For @annoyingpoetryinfluencer
Hello can you turn me into Kevin Hjenas?
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