#Keanu Reeves: You’re breathtaking!

[mceproductions]

“You’re A Colorful Bunch”

And December is going to be epic 🔵🟡🔴⚫️

[afterlife-2004]

Happy 60th Birthday to the one and only, KEANU REEVES! Who’ll be voicing Shadow The Hedgehog in Sonic The Hedgehog 3 (Sonic Movie 3) this December! Hope you enjoy your special day with family and friends! YOU’RE BREATHTAKING!🎂🎊🎉🥳🎈

I just wanna say that all of us Sonic fans are very excited and overwhelmingly ecstatic to see your take on this character that millions of people have adored and cherished ever since his first debut appearance in SA2 (Sonic Adventure 2) all the way back in 2001! I’m sure you’ll blow us all away with your performance! And I can tell just from the first official trailer we’ve just gotten! You got this! 🦔🖤❤️

In celebration? Here’s some artwork I’ve done of Movie Shadow in the past! Who we’ll finally get to see on the big screen this Christmas! 👀

[rudiedelrey]

Hi everyone. Happy new year. I’m so sorry for not being as active on this account as often. Life got a bit intense these past few months. I suffered a loss in my family, got engaged, and I’ve been taking steps to get a new job to move forward in my life. There’s a lot of movement in my life and I’ve had three other blogs, and it isn’t fair I abandon everyone I’ve met here. Keanu is still my main fav and I want yall to know that.

Here are the usernames to my other accounts. You are not obliged to follow them, but they are here if you want to see more of me :)

@rub1es-diary is where I like to post vents and is more of an online diary for my shitposts and daydreams.

@eyeliner-and-c1garettes is my fashion page! I got a *passion* for it. lol.

@rudie-wr1tes is my most recent page! It’s entirely dedicated to fan fiction. I’ll also probably add my keanu reeves character fics in reblogs on this account in the future. If you love the sandman series on Netflix… you’re going to love what’s cooking there 🤫

To close my post, I have something wild I just noticed.

John wick came out in 2014. LET THAT SHIT SINK IN! I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN SINCE 2014! And maybe a little even before. That’s fucking crazy. I’m rewatching it now. Oh my god, it’s so surreal. I love him so much. I plan to rewatch the movies in order to finally watch John wick four. (Don’t come for me! I have issues with stories ending 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️)

Anyways…. Love you wonderful people. You’re all breathtaking.

- Rudie 🩷

[nooneaskedbutillanswer]

In The Quarry, the achievement titles are references to horror tropes and pop culture

If Kaitlyn is your only survivor, the achievement is called Final Girl

When you complete 5 “don’t breathe” segments the achievement You’re Breathtaking! Is a reference to when Keanue Reeves said the same thing to a fan at a 2019 Cyberpunk 2077 panel

Hackett’s Quarry Massacre is named after the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

There are plenty more in the game, but these are just a few of the references

[cyarskj1899]

From what I hear and read, Keanu Reeves is one of the most beautiful souls ever

He cares

He is kind

He gives

He seems such a lovely man who thinks of others 💞✌️😘

Enjoy your birthday Keanu Reeves. You’re breathtaking and you’re a great human being 🥳

[ragequitezekielrants]

Cyberpunk 2077: The $436 Million Glitch Simulator

Alright, folks, it's time. Let's talk about Cyberpunk 2077, the game that promised to be the second coming of gaming Jesus and instead delivered the biggest dumpster fire this side of 2020. How do you spend eight years hyping up a game, blow through a $436 million budget, and still release something that runs like it was coded on a toaster from 1995? CD Projekt Red managed to pull off what I didn’t think was possible—making No Man’s Sky’s launch look almost competent in comparison.

Let’s start with the hype. Oh boy, remember when they were pushing this game like it was going to redefine the RPG genre forever? Keanu Reeves on stage telling us we were breathtaking? I almost bought into it. Almost. I mean, how could you not get excited after seeing all those flashy trailers full of neon-drenched cityscapes, fast-paced action, and, of course, the endless promises of "choice-driven gameplay"? We were all led to believe Cyberpunk 2077 was going to be the future of gaming—a sprawling, immersive world where every decision mattered, every NPC had a rich story, and you could be whoever you wanted to be.

Then the game dropped. And what did we get? A glitch-riddled disaster that barely ran on consoles, crashed PCs, and turned Night City into a post-apocalyptic wasteland of broken promises. If you were unlucky enough to play on a base PS4 or Xbox One, I’m sorry, but your version of Cyberpunk looked like a tech demo for Minecraft. Characters popping in and out of existence, cars flying through the air for no reason, and frame rates that turned the game into a PowerPoint presentation. It was like the game was trying to tear itself apart from the inside. Honestly, I’m surprised the whole thing didn’t just brick consoles outright as an act of mercy.

Now, CDPR knew the game was broken. They knew it. That’s why they didn’t even let reviewers show gameplay footage on consoles before launch. They knew they were releasing a ticking time bomb, and instead of delaying it (again), they just decided to dump it in our laps and hope we wouldn’t notice. Guess what, CDPR? We noticed. Everyone noticed. It’s kind of hard not to notice when the main character you’re controlling suddenly T-poses in the middle of a shootout, or when your car just teleports underground for no apparent reason.

Let’s talk about Night City itself. This was supposed to be this massive, open-world utopia of cybernetic decadence, right? Wrong. It’s a cardboard cutout masquerading as a living city. Sure, it looks nice from a distance—when it’s not glitching out or running at 10 FPS—but the second you get up close, you realize it’s all fake. NPCs walk around like they’ve been lobotomized, the city feels completely dead, and the "choices" you make barely matter. You were supposed to be able to live out your cyberpunk fantasies, but instead, you’re stuck in a world that feels more static than a Bethesda game running on five-year-old mods.

And the bugs, oh my God, the bugs. Where do I even start? Characters stuck in walls, missions that wouldn’t trigger, dialogue options that straight-up didn’t work. If you managed to finish this game without encountering at least 100 game-breaking glitches, congratulations, you won the lottery. And don’t give me the "Well, they’ve patched it now!" argument. Great, so I just had to wait years for the game to finally resemble the product that was promised? That’s like serving someone a raw steak and telling them they can eat it after you come back with a grill in two years. No thanks.

And can we talk about the "revolutionary" AI for a second? This is supposed to be an advanced cyberpunk world, but the NPCs are dumber than a sack of bricks. Traffic AI? A joke. Cops spawning out of thin air like they’re using cheat codes? Ridiculous. If you shoot someone in GTA V, the entire city reacts. In Cyberpunk? The NPCs barely flinch. The cops just materialize behind you like ghosts, and you’re left wondering if you accidentally teleported to a PS2-era sandbox.

But here’s the best part: after the disaster that was the launch, CD Projekt Red tried to walk it all back with a bunch of half-baked apologies and promises of future fixes. "We’ll do better," they said. Yeah, you’ll do better because you set the bar so low that Anthem looked polished in comparison. It wasn’t even just the bugs—it was the fact that the entire marketing campaign was a lie. Remember how they promised wall-running, customizable cars, meaningful choices that shape the story? Yeah, none of that made it into the game. It’s like they spent more time filming Keanu Reeves saying “You’re breathtaking” than actually building the game.

Look, I’m not saying the game didn’t have potential. Underneath all the glitches, bad AI, and broken promises, there could have been something good here. The story wasn’t terrible, I guess, and there were a few moments that made you think "Okay, this could’ve been amazing if they hadn’t rushed it out the door to meet some arbitrary deadline." But potential doesn’t mean jack when the final product is a barely functional mess.

And now they want us to trust them with expansions and DLCs? They want us to keep buying into this wreck of a game, promising that this time, they’ll get it right? Forgive me if I’m not lining up to be burned again.

So here’s my final word on Cyberpunk 2077: It’s the greatest cautionary tale in modern gaming. If you want to see how overhype, corporate greed, and complete mismanagement can destroy a game—and a studio’s reputation—this is it. CD Projekt Red went from being the golden child of the industry after The Witcher 3 to becoming the punchline of every bad game launch joke.

Cyberpunk 2077 was supposed to be a revolution. Instead, it was a scam. And we all got played.

Until next time, stop pre-ordering bad games.

– Ezekiel

[zedzerdz]

Instead of Keanu Reeves calling the audience breathtaking, he shoulda shouted “YOU’RE PEAK!!”

[fasdekeanureeves]

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[mceproductions]

Best of 2023 Movies #7: John Wick: Chapter 4

In the nearly 10 years since it came out Keanu Reeves has become as interlinked with John Wick as his facial features.

With Bill and Ted 3 as the exception.

Once more we delve into the hitman world that has been built up only now, the time and allies continue to dwindle for John.

As he goes around to take out the table and everyone around it John Wick finds himself at odds with Caine, a former operative for the table is coerced into coming out of retirement with a threat against his daughter.

All the while Winston and the Bowery King find themselves on the ropes with the high table going after them, as well as the Marquis Gramot who makes it personal.

Somehow they keep managing to top themselves with both creative locations and ways John deals with the fodder that comes his way.

Keanu once again holds his own but it’s the one two punch of Donnie Yen and Shamier Anderson that come to play with force here.

How they’ll manage to continue this (next years Ballerina midquel aside) is anyone’s guess.

But many are looking forward to it.

And yes it’ll still be breathtaking.

SUM 22: Whether it’s fodder, stairs, or bounty hunters there seems to be nothing that stops John Wick or Keanu 4 movies in.

[injustice-force-14]

It’s Pride Month again y’all

Still leaving this here.

Since it’s Pride Month,

I’m just gonna leave this here.

[viejospellejos]

Keanu Reeves en el estilo de diferentes series de animación.

Créditos: @dinotomic

[newlandswestcoast]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you’re supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but its sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out.💗✨

no u 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[bubblegumnebulaa]

[disastercannibal]

Will Graham: *exists*

Hannibal: