#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles
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Thinking about the Tma finale and my brain immediately dropped a Slay the Princess quote to match
"A trick behind your back and a trick behind mine. We dance, revolving and revolving around each other, yet forever stuck in place."
And like. I'm losing my mind I need to learn how to draw Martin IMMEDIATELY I GOTTA DRAW THIS
#Can anybody HEAR ME#My typing might not give it away but I'm going insane#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles#tma#the magnus archives#mag 200 spoilers#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#tma jmart#stp#slay the princess#stp witch quote especially
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Wistim tomwlrwo

its april now guys. mr pstl said it would drop in april. day one of episode three tomorrow until im correct
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I need to draw Hero as one of Jägerman's dramatic ass poses RIGHT NOW





#They have the exact same vibes yet none in the slightest at the same time#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles#hatchetfield#nerdy prudes must die#pstl#press start to laugh#wistim#what if steve talked in minecraft#hero pstl
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do you like my son he has every illness both mental and physical and he is a nuclear bomb but he's really just a silly guy
He looks 100% lethal to exist around of but I love him
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Okay, so about that old self indulgent Wistim Au.
Disclaimer before I go on:
I was frankly, losing it back then when I first came up with it so most of what I've got is from my incoherent rambles to myself. So it's not peer reviewed, it's not revised, I was the only one who ever heard of it so I didn't even bother to polish. It's 100% me shoving whatever I wanted into the plot with full disregard for canon
This was made right before the season 2 finale came out so it's not accurate to how that went down
Looking back at it now, it's not the best plot but eh, I had fun with it
Okay? Got it? Good.
So the Au (Which I've nicknamed Aether lord Au) was a what-if scenario for the conclusion of Hero's defeat. Basically, Steve managed to kill Hero after a battle and re-absorbed him. Sadly, both him and Withy had spent all their strength on beating Hero which meant that there was none left that could be used to sustain Steve's body. So, Steve's dying. He tries his hardest to convince himself and the others that he'd fine with it because really, he's been running on borrowed time. But him, Withy and Endy know that's not true. Imagine sort of like season 1's finale but there's no fight, just a quiet chat in the ruins of the destroyed village.
Alex tries to go for the killing blow but Endy decides that unlike last time, she's not going to just let him go. Both her and Withy will actually do something to help him. So they go fetch Endy's things

From which she fetches the totem. Steve refuses it, out of fear of what happened last time to happen again. But the demons insist, after all, he's without evil this time so the effect should be different. Ultimately, Steve accepts it right before dying and the totem's magic activates.
Unlike last time, when Steve was almost fully corrupted, the totem works in a different way. It restores Steve's body and infuses it with magic (Which somehow turns out to be from the Aether? I think I settled with the totem being a lost artifact from there.), turning into something else.
I never made like a proper design for him bc he mostly just existed in my head as the vibe of a character but he now looks something like this:
(I'll be linking the picrews in the reblogs!)
He still looks somewhat human but now he's something more.
So the plot from then on would be him getting Endy and Withy out of his head (Building a body for Withy, helping Endy's egg hatch) and learning from them what it means to be.. well, whatever he is now. He's obviously not going to heed their every advice (Bc some of it is not good sgjshs) but it's nice to not be alone when faced with something like this.
So yeah! I really like where canon ended up heading so I kinda ditched this Au shortly after but man, it's a fun Au (To me at least). As fun as it is to put Steve through the meat grinder, it's also nice to treat him to something good every once in a while. So why not make an Au where he turns into a demi-god lmao
#I made myself a lil emotional writing that oops#Anyways Aether Lord Au my beloved#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles#pstl#press start to laugh#wistim#wistim au#pstl minecraft au#what if steve talked in minecraft#steve pstl#aether lord wistim au
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On a similar vibe, Open the Sky is Extinction coded. In fact, Stray as a game is very Extinction coded
“That Funny Feeling” by Bo Burnham is absolutely a relic of The Extinction and no one will ever convince me otherwise
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You know if you think about it Hatchetfield is the lords irl sims game
Omg you're right actually
#Reminds me of this fic I read where Hatchetfield was actually a bunch of kids' sandbox#It was a fun metaphor#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles#starkid#starkid productions#hatchetfield#the lords in black
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I'm all caught up with Tmagp now!!!!
Time for Malevolent :D
#I say as if I wasn't a day away from going back to school#With internships this time#(Oh my gosh I'm gonna be SO dead)#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles#tmagp#the magnus protocol
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I have a hatchetfield headcannon that in timelines they won Miss Holloway and Wilbur have a scar that would have killed them if it was the the other half ie just above their heart
Omg wait that's so cool??
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I can't stop thinking about the implications of Miss Pauling throwing the Australium to the sea.
I mean. We saw what it did to the Australians just from them existing near it! What would it do to the fish??
And not only that but they threw it into the deepest trench they could find. Deep sea creatures are already messed up enough!!!
I don't even wanna imagine the horrors that will spawn from that single action. I mean, good for her but gosh, diving is going to become a lot more dangerous in the tf2 universe.
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I dreamed that episode 3 came out today
Is this prophetic? I hope it is
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I'm going insane I need to grab the wistim characters and squish them with my hands like a stress toy

#I'm normal#I'm so normal about this characters#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles#pstl#press start to laugh#wistim#what if steve talked in minecraft#What no episode 3 does to a girl
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Silksong?? Slilksong??? SIIÑKSONG?? SILLSSONG?? SILKSONGGGG

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I've been thinking for a while
How DOES the Jeb cube work?
I know it's a beacon but how does it store them? Does it count as a vessel for them? I mean, if it did then they would've probably corrupted it eventually
Is it just a magical fishtank? Idk, that's kinda what it looks like to me
Maybe it's a fishtank with a light source in the middle of it and if you look really closely you can see tiny Jebs swimming inside
Something like this
#This turned into a hc post very quickly lmao#I just got inspo mid-type and had to draw it#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles#pstl#press start to laugh#wistim#what if steve talked in minecraft#jebs pstl
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I was rewatching wistim out of order (As one does) the other day and noticed something. Man, Withy is significantly less of a bitch in season 2 than he was in season 1
He really missed Steve didn't he
#He kinda gets over it in season 3 but I bet Steve crashout will humble him again#Kassia's Unnamed Rambles#pstl#press start to laugh#wistim#what if steve talked in minecraft
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I need something new to listen to
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