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Sumo or Convy Deadlift?

I usually employ the sumo when flipping dreadnoughts.

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Tau is best bois

The fuck is a Tau?

I mean I know it was an Ancient Terran letter but...

Has the Alphabet become sentient?

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🌺 - Does your muse have a favorite flower? Why do they like it?

I’m fond of Orchids, no idea why.

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How easy is it for your character to laugh?

I think I’d be pretty jovial if it wasn’t for these FUCKING-

*inhales*

Lets just say it hurts to do a lot of things.

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What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

Remember kids, stop thinking, start killing.

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Who are they the most glad to have met?

*looks at everyone he has ever met* Kharn.

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What is their preferred mode of transportation?

Charging, leaping, occasionally digging.

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How do they feel about children?

They make for a light snack.

Wait.

Why are YOU asking me this?

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How sensitive are they to their own flaws?

Yes thank you Lorgar I know the Nails are hanging out again.

No Russ I am not bitter about that night because I fucking won you oversized pominerian.

Yes Lotara I know Lorgar said to keep going but that planet really needs murdering.

As you can see, I have no flaws.

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What causes them to feel dread?

Fear is for the weak.

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What memory do they revisit the most often?

What few moments I enjoyed in my whirlwind of blood and steel stay with me, I enjoy few moments of clarity now.

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What embarrasses them?

My brothers.

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What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

My nostalgia is about as comforting as Lion saying he has a surprise. Still, Nuceria was a simpler time, but that does not mean I remember it fondly.

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Ok so Raw, Single Ply or Multi Ply Powerlifting?

Raw.

There’s no freedom like it.

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Why are you so angry?

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🚑 - If your muse was the only person around and someone was injured, would they help? Would they have the experience needed?

An unessecary waste of resources.

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🎁 - Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not?

I suppose the theoretical question to ask is when I was actually born. Was it when I was first concieved in a vial? When I landed on Nuceria? When I first had the nails bore into my skull?

Either way, I still somehow seem to get a birthday present from father or occasionally one of my brothers. They come in the form of an organised force of sorts and I reciprotate the offer by letting my sons cull the weakest of their forces.