#Karl heisenberg is hot

[monsterbeetlebug]

Karl Heisenberg x reader nsfw!

Tw: kink, oral fixation, oral sex, cigar, mention of anger

(this musty metal man lives rent free in my head omfg<3)

Stress relief

You where his special little pet. He had you in his living quarters of the factory. It was the only area you were allowed on your own. A metal collar adorned your neck, sturdy but not to heavy. There used to be a chain attached to keep you from wandering of to far. If it was necessary he could easily pull on your collar with his powers anyway. But you got roaming privileges for your good behavior. You had a soft mattress in the corner of the room near his desk. You had pillows and blankets to make it more comfortable for you. You'd occasionally walk up to him while he was sitting at his desk. He'd either pat your head and ruffle your hair or let you sit in his lap.

You looked at him with such admiration in your eyes. His every feature gave you butterflies. You loved his rough look, the way he spoke. His every move was enchanting. You would never wish for anything else than to be his.

You noticed how busy he was with the factory. He worked long hours, night and day. He got easily irritated during stressful days. There was little time for rest. And the times he did sit still was unfortunately very much worklated as well. He would sit at his desk in the office for hours at a time. He would take drags from his cigar and let the smoke flow out as he sighed heavily. A metal object or two would go flying into the wall when he got frustrated and stressed by his work. But the times he truly got infuriated and pent up was after a meeting with the other lords. He would bust into his office, blinded by rage. Fuming and yelling about Mother Miranda and a certain supersized bitch. You usually stayed put on you mattress in these moments just incase.

But today was different. He was silent after storming in through the doors. You could feel the tension from his anger in the room. It was deathly silent besides his heavy breath. He lit a fresh cigar and started working. You could hear anger in his writing. You knew he was pent up and tense, so you got an idea of how to help him out.

From where your mattress was you could easily crawl in under his desk without him noticing you. He was to busy to notice you at the moment anyway. You sat yourself infront of his spread out legs. As you gently nugged your head against his inner thigh and let you left hand run up his leg you could feel his muscles tighten before he relaxed. You stroked your hands softly up his thighs. His writing slowed down. You saw his crotch quickly grow a bulge. You smiled and bit your lip at the sight. You brought a hand towards it, palming him. A low groan coming from him. You scooched closer in between his legs. Your hands unbuckling his belt and unbuttoning his pants. With a swift motion you let his member spring free. You explored it gently with one hand. Feeling it's warmth, its lengt, the firmness. It pulsed in need of attention. His writing had stopped at this point. You could see him leaning back in his chair as you worked your hands on him. Holding it still you started licking at the tip. Catching drops of precum on your tounge. You could hear him taking a drag from his cigar and let out a relaxed sigh. Sliding the head of his cock into your mouth you used your tounge to massage and lick around it.

As you let his cock slide longer into your mouth you gently stroked the bottom of his shaft with you hand. You sucked on his cock, creating the classic pleasurable vacuum around his lenght. You heard him hum in pleasurable at your motions. He needed this and you knew it all to well. You started bobbing you head. Letting it slide against the top of your tounge. You stroked the rest of his length at the same pace as you sucked him. You slowly built up a little speed. You could feel his thighs tighten, the muscles tensing up. As your pace got quicker you felt his hand caress the back of your head. Helping you to keep up the pace. You heard his breath hitch. You stared taking him deeper and faster. To the best of your passionate abilities.

You kept the suction at a good pressure for him. As he got closer to his finishing you felt him push your head against himself. He cursed under his breath. You let him push your head closer. You could feel tears in your eyes and breathing got harder. It didn't last long until you felt one final shove of your head. You face was buried against his pubes. His cock pulsed in your mouth. A loud groan escaped him. You felt his seed slide down your throat as you swallowed. He let go of your head with a sigh of relief. You softly milked the rest out of the head, gently overstimulating him a bit at the same time. Satisfied with your work you pulled away and gave him some space. You wiped your tears away with a soft smile on your lips.

He tucked himself back in his pant before he pulled you out from under the desk so you could sit on his lap. With lustful eyes hidden behind his spectacles, he grinned at you from under his hat. He tugged at your collar with his power. You blushed as you knew that this was going to be a long pleasureable night for you.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

wintersberg i drew during a stream

[gamergoddess003]

Am I gonna die? 🥴🫠🤤

(Part 2)

[cedarsmoke4]

Mechanic au Heisenberg still owns my soul and my ass

[evilvvithin]

KARL HEISENBERG resident evil village

[bi-panic-at-the-disco]

okay so controversial take however I think that if you think that Karl Heisenberg is “daddy” or whatever then you are misjudging his character. he is silly. he is goofy. he talks like a radio host. he said “lycans and gentlemen”. he apologizes to Ethan after Sturm is being too loud. i think that whenever he is being suave or charming that he has been practicing that in his head or to the dead bodies that he mechanically mutilates. he is stinky and a dork. he cannot be daddy because he has so many parental issues let’s be honest. he has a corkboard. he thinks that he is smart with people. this man has not socialized in years.

[bloodsewer]

first attempt of larger body sketch

reading on a hot summer day

[sketchygainedyoursoul]

totally not inspired by @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington

[balbet13]

[savage-rhi]

i've never played resident evil but you posting that heisenberg guy has me reconsidering bc who is that hot and hairy man

i swear the majority of the time i end up getting into things solely because mutuals are posting a hot guy and i'm like alright...time to investigate

@krisssssssy I swear to god, the Ardyn Izunia to Karl Heisenberg pipeline is a legit thing now 😂. And hon, I'm the same way! A lot of my blorbs I pick up from mutuals on my dash like rescuing a rabid cat off the street.

Speaking of Karl...in a word, he's...fun. Very fun. To me 👀👀👀

He's all kinds of fucked up, but his charisma makes up for it. At least in my eyes. I love staring at him 😂. I love his flaws, and I enjoy that he's got a body type that's not typically considered conventionally attractive. He looks good lean or big, rocks both worlds.

If you find yourself getting bit by the bug, I'd totally hit up his tag and read some of the fanfics circling around. There's some good shit to go through!

If you want a quick info schpeel about his story, the wiki here is pretty thorough!

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

redraw of a old comic that i still think is funny

[cedarsmoke4]

He’s a dilf! He’s a milf! No wait…he’s both!🥵🔥💖

Modern au Heisenberg has me in a death grip fr😳🔩🛠️

[decaf-mother]

I'm sexy in the same way that a mentally ill guy who's been nearly beaten to death is sexy

[thepatronsaintoffilth]

🥺.... why do I want to baby this mf so bad????

legit can't stop thinking about Karl getting a cold or really congested and headache-y and getting to make him some hot toddy .... WHY. I don't even want kids, I don't baby ANYONE, I actively go out of my way IRL to make sure that people don't use me as a dumping ground for their labor because I'm not here to be of use to anyone but my damn self .... but I want him to lay on my tiddies and let mommy make it all better???

WHY

HOW

what kind of magical cocaine did capcom lace this man with??? this shit isn't normal 😩😭

[gothgirl-insomnia]

80s music AU of the RE8 Lords because I’m fixated on it meaning I have to water it down

Donna: really liked The Cure. Even their pop song? They made her feel happy, and The Cure really did feel like emotional medicine. A big fan of Goth music, probably resonates with joy division.

Alcina: She didn’t like 80s music much but she thought the new wave movement was so interesting she’d listen to it occasionally. Her daughters got into a lot of metal, she hated it. But it started to grow on her until she started enjoying it in secret. Along with being a misandrist she’s a feminist so she’d listen to female led bands, becoming a fan of Siouxsie Sioux and poly styrene. Her and Donna bonded over music occasionally (She’s rich though so she probably hated the punk movement.)

Karl: A huge fan of metal, like actually a huge fan of metal. Metallica, Megadeath, Pantera, you name it. When he’s inventing the noises are blocked out by metal.

Salvatore: found a strange comfort in pop music, would occasionally listen to joy division because Angie was ranting about Donna liking it.

[gallagherkun]

THIS DUDE IS FUCKING HOT LIKE HIS CHARACTER 😭😭❤️❤️