#Kan speaks

[meleebites]

DUDE WHAT MAKES YOU WANT ME SO BAD INCINEROARFAN69 I'M TAKEN

WE FUCKING UNDER THE UNIRONED INCINEROAR TWEET FLAG TONIGHT !!

[muppet-meddler]

Thoughts on horses?

While I Do Not Harbor Any Trauma Based Hatred For Horses, I Do Believe That They Are In Essence An Evolutionary Mistake.

I Mean Really. They Have Long, Spindly And Frankly Quite Breakable Legs, But Are Rendered So Useless When Broken That Death Is A Mercy To Avoid A Life Of Horrendous Pain? And Yet They Rely So Deeply On Their Ability To Run?

They Truly Are An Affront To All Things Logical.

Also, I Have Never Cared For Equius.

[morgansyorkie]

“Hold up, I just noticed that we are all on point and match” Owen Tippett 🧡

[meleebites]

Love you guys :}

[meleebites]

Personal

👁 Brown

🇨🇦 Canadian

🏳️‍🌈 Abrosexual, bisexual, rochillean, nebularoflux

🏳️‍⚧️ Male

🛐 Atheist

Favs

☕️ Apple cider (I don't drink hot drinks)

🧃 Lychee tea w/ brown sugar boba

🍜 Teriyaki chicken

🍉 Strawberries?

🥦 Corn

🎉 Christmas (minus the religious aspects)

🎲 Undertale

🏐 Badminton (to play), hockey (to watch)

🐈‍⬛ Tiger

🌻 Calla lily

🌦 Cloudy

🌍 My city, my home, my bed

🚙 Doesn't matter

Fandom favs

😇 Asgore Dreemurr

😈 Spamton G. Spamton

👥 Kansgore (selfship)

📺 The Simpsons

🎬 Puss In Boots: The Last Wish

📚 Don't remember

🎶 Waterflame

✨️ask game✨️

random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity

personal

👁 eye colour

🇪🇺 nationality

🏳️‍🌈 sexuality

🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity

🛐 religion

faves

☕️ hot drink

🧃 cold drink

🍜 dish

🍉 fruit

🥦 veggie

🎉 holiday

🎲 game

🏐 sport

🐈‍⬛ animal

🌻 flower

🌦 weather

🌍 place

🚙 means of transport

fandom faves

😇 blorbo

😈 meow meow

👥️ otp

📺 tv show

🎬 movie

📚 book

🎶 musical artist

[little-kitty-kanny]

Just a warning for suicidal ideation and self-harm behaviors below

I just want to be happy. I just want to be happy. I just want to be happy. I just want to be happy.

I'm tired of loving people who refuse to be better even after all the chances I give them. I'm so tired of having to be strong for everyone else. I'm fucking tired of burning myself out and being in pain.

I'm so fucking angry that I had to hurt myself for the first time in years to have a conversation that needed to be had. I'm tired of wanting to hurt myself because it's the only way my body can come back under my control when it's too much stimulus.

I'm tired of wanting to die when I know it would make things w o r s e.

[ranminfan]

Oh my god I have a type....

And it's creepy men with full on lips

[eddiemunson-reader-shame]

Hi Good Morning Hawkins, I have a question:

When is someone going to write The Fifth Element + Stranger Things Alternate Universe fanfiction with Eddie as Leeloo and Reader as Korben Dallas?

Because the smooth brain take would be to make reader Leeloo, when there’s only one freak in the world who is sensitive and ethereal enough to be the “perfect being” speaking the divine language, and that’s fucking Eddie Munson.

Also me and @writhingg want to see “Eddie Dallas Multipass.” So badly.

[meleebites]

Time to remind Tumblr that this is literally me. I am Bowser.

HE'S A LITTLE FRUITY

[muppet-meddler]

You May Call Me Kanaya.

While I Do Not Necessarily "Kin" Her, I Do Feel A Strong Connection To Her Character, As I Hold Much In Common With Her. Perhaps That's What Kinning Is, At It's Core. Much To Consider.

Much Like Kanaya, I Enjoy Sewing And Fiber Crafts, Am A Virgo, Enjoy The Color Green, Imagine Sawing My Enemies In Half, Am In A Long Term Queer Relationship That Began Online And Long Distance, And Often Meddle In Matters That Aren't Necessarily My Business.

Really, The Resemblance Is Uncanny.

For Clarity, While I Consider Myself To Be A Member Of The Brotherhood, I Am Not Fond Of Partaking In Religious Fanaticism.

And No, My Vampirism Does Not Make Me Affiliated With The Religion Of Emo. I Practice Ethical Vampirism.

The Brotherhood Has Seen The Rise And Fall Of Many Emotionally Charged Movements, Only For Views To Shift Gears In Mere Moments. I Intend To Report On These Happenings, Not Necessarily Partake.

At Times, I May Write On Viewpoints Of The Croaker Or Other Such Members That Contradict My Own, Or Others That I Have Posted. This Is At It's Core A Collection Of Ponderings, Not A Manifesto.

My DNI Consists Only Of TERFs And Other Forms Of Bigotry.

All Viewpoints Of The Brotherhood Are Welcome To Be Voiced On This Blog. Pro And Anti Croaker, Skeptics And Believers, Followers And Haters Alike.

However, Slurs, Racism, Transphobia, Homophobia, Zionism, And Other Sentiments Of Predjudice Will Not Be Tolerated Or Given Platform.

I Will Let The Contents Of This Blog Evolve Organically, But I Have A Few Ideas On Where I Would Like For It To Go.

Some Ideas Are As Follows:

The Brunt Of My Work Is Hopefully To Be A Platform For Interviews, Theories, And Musings From The Masses. I Would Like To Be A Mouthpiece For Lurkers Who Wish To Not Unmask Themselves, And Shed A Spotlight Onto Prominent Brotherhood Figures Who Wish To Speak Openly. Perhaps Even The Croaker herself.

In True Auspististic Fashion, I Hope To Be A Bridge Or A Mediatory Presence. I Have Noticed What Seems To Be An "In" Group And An "Out" Group, And While The Brotherhood Has Been Welcoming To Myself And Others, I Understand The Nervousness That Comes With Speaking To Some Members Directly.

Requested Research Topics. There Are Many Events, Seemingly Disjointed, That May Be Confusing Or Daunting To A Newcomer That May Be Commonly Referenced. If You Have An Inquiry On Brotherhood History, Ask And I Will Do The Research For You. There Are Many Blogs Of Which To Keep Track, And I Have My Ways In Finding Answers For You.

A "Daily Digest" Of Sorts, Not Necessarily Always Daily, Of Notable Happenings Within The Movement.

Backlog Summarizations Of Major Events And Connections. I Have Been Lurking Since April, And Joining Only Recently In The Open Means There Is Much To Be Notated. I Do Not Mean To Step On Other Croaker Archive Blogs' Toes- But Rather Provide Supplemental Material And My Own Work.

With All Of That Out Of The Way... Where Shall We Begin?

[morgansyorkie]

To everyone who has the nerve to say that hockey doesn’t belong in the desert is a fucking piece of shit and has no sport knowledge at all. Arizona is a sports state…Phoenix, Glendale…etc are sport cities. What these owners did to this organization, the players, the staff, the ushers, the fans and all the above is absolutely disgusting and heartless.

How are we supposed to grow the game and give the youth the chance to live their dreams of playing the sport that they or working in a sports department that they love if we keep going backwards and hiring owners who will never give a shit about anything as long as their pockets are filled.

My heart breaks for these players, staff members, venue workers, interns, and most importantly the fanbase. Every single person involved in the Yotes world deserve better!

[itwoodbeprefect]

i would like to give you the gift of sharing this video i found of an old man parking his car. it's only 1 minute and 56 seconds, and it's the story of an incredibly humble genius among men

[meleebites]

Me with my FOs and ALMOST ALL OF MY OCS

does anyone else have the problem of being able to clearly hear their f/o’s (who isn’t from a media with voice lines, like comics in this case) voice, but not being able to find a voice claim for them?

The literal creator of my f/o said that they would sound ‘creepy, theatrical, and sorta fruity’ and I’ve been struggling to find that criteria in a voice claim… sigh

— 🎃🍁

I was going to say no bc both of mine are voiced but. no actually one of mine isn't. so yes I do have this issue I've never tried to find a voice claim for him tho

[meleebites]

Hi! Sorry to bother but I made you something but your submissions are off :00 <3

Oh, sorry about that! I'll fix that real quick.

EDIT: Turned em on :}

[justactgaussian]

I anledning af 'tal dit sprog dag' vil jeg dele nogle af de danske ord og udtryk jeg savner mest når jeg snakker engelsk:

Ord jeg ikke har en god engelsk oversættelse for:

Undersættelse: Dem ser jeg godt nok mange af for tiden. Specielt når google insisterer på at oversætte ting uden at spørge først

Træls: Der er mange ord der ligner, men træls ligger bare så godt i munden

Langbortistan: Jeg ved godt man bruger Timbuktu på engelsk i stedet, men det er bare ikke rigitg det samme

Ordsprog og vendinger:

"Goddav med et økseskaft", økseskaft er så underligt specifikt

"Du kan selv være en ____", jeg bruger det hele tiden, jo mindre mening det giver desto bedre er det

"Der er ingen ko på isen", jeg er generelt bare glad for de mere absurde udtryk

Fornærmelser og lignende:

- "Gid din røv må klør og dine arme være for korte", en klassiker, og med god grund. Man kunne nok godt bruge den på engelsk også.

- "Spademalle", siden jeg fandt ud af at der findes en fisk der hedder spademalle har jeg brugt det hver gang jeg kunne. Det er en fantastisk udvidelse af bare at kalde nogen en spade

- "Kors i røven", kan huske jeg læste det i en bog da jeg var barn. Hovedpersonen havde aldrig hørt udtrykket for, så han troede det var ment seriøst. Der var en fin lille illustration med, som er brændt fast på nethinden

Citater:

"Det er en syg høne der har lagt det æg", og resten af blinkende lygter

"Han har været træls gennem en længere periode"... Hvilket man jo nok burde holde op med at sige, af respekt for de efterladte

"Vi diskuterer ikke, vi skændes!", Terkel i knibe har også så mange gode citater

"Som Pia Kjærsgaard siger; der må være en grænse!", selvfølgelig kun brugt om alt andet end indvandrepolitik

[weaselishmcdiesel]

how fucked up would it be if karkat was initially prone to insult mumbo and take it way too far and mumbo gets really hurt and maybe cant help crying (mostly because he's trying his best and thinks it's not good enough for karkat) and then that's the thing that shocks kk into realizing he has to apologize sometimes and take things down a notch im DYING