#Kan speaks

[meleebites]

I always saw the dealer from Buckshot Roulette as female if not a transfem bigender creature. I thought he was a butch lesbian and he always will be in my heart.

If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.

[muppet-meddler]

Thoughts on horses?

While I Do Not Harbor Any Trauma Based Hatred For Horses, I Do Believe That They Are In Essence An Evolutionary Mistake.

I Mean Really. They Have Long, Spindly And Frankly Quite Breakable Legs, But Are Rendered So Useless When Broken That Death Is A Mercy To Avoid A Life Of Horrendous Pain? And Yet They Rely So Deeply On Their Ability To Run?

They Truly Are An Affront To All Things Logical.

Also, I Have Never Cared For Equius.

[morgansyorkie]

“Hold up, I just noticed that we are all on point and match” Owen Tippett 🧡

[meleebites]

Am I too new to Tumblr to know what this was about (I was and still am very confused)

[meleebites]

DUDE WHAT MAKES YOU WANT ME SO BAD INCINEROARFAN69 I'M TAKEN

WE FUCKING UNDER THE UNIRONED INCINEROAR TWEET FLAG TONIGHT !!

[little-kitty-kanny]

Just a warning for suicidal ideation and self-harm behaviors below

I just want to be happy. I just want to be happy. I just want to be happy. I just want to be happy.

I'm tired of loving people who refuse to be better even after all the chances I give them. I'm so tired of having to be strong for everyone else. I'm fucking tired of burning myself out and being in pain.

I'm so fucking angry that I had to hurt myself for the first time in years to have a conversation that needed to be had. I'm tired of wanting to hurt myself because it's the only way my body can come back under my control when it's too much stimulus.

I'm tired of wanting to die when I know it would make things w o r s e.

[muppet-meddler]

You May Call Me Kanaya.

While I Do Not Necessarily "Kin" Her, I Do Feel A Strong Connection To Her Character, As I Hold Much In Common With Her. Perhaps That's What Kinning Is, At It's Core. Much To Consider.

Much Like Kanaya, I Enjoy Sewing And Fiber Crafts, Am A Virgo, Enjoy The Color Green, Imagine Sawing My Enemies In Half, Am In A Long Term Queer Relationship That Began Online And Long Distance, And Often Meddle In Matters That Aren't Necessarily My Business.

Really, The Resemblance Is Uncanny.

For Clarity, While I Consider Myself To Be A Member Of The Brotherhood, I Am Not Fond Of Partaking In Religious Fanaticism.

And No, My Vampirism Does Not Make Me Affiliated With The Religion Of Emo. I Practice Ethical Vampirism.

The Brotherhood Has Seen The Rise And Fall Of Many Emotionally Charged Movements, Only For Views To Shift Gears In Mere Moments. I Intend To Report On These Happenings, Not Necessarily Partake.

At Times, I May Write On Viewpoints Of The Croaker Or Other Such Members That Contradict My Own, Or Others That I Have Posted. This Is At It's Core A Collection Of Ponderings, Not A Manifesto.

My DNI Consists Only Of TERFs And Other Forms Of Bigotry.

All Viewpoints Of The Brotherhood Are Welcome To Be Voiced On This Blog. Pro And Anti Croaker, Skeptics And Believers, Followers And Haters Alike.

However, Slurs, Racism, Transphobia, Homophobia, Zionism, And Other Sentiments Of Predjudice Will Not Be Tolerated Or Given Platform.

I Will Let The Contents Of This Blog Evolve Organically, But I Have A Few Ideas On Where I Would Like For It To Go.

Some Ideas Are As Follows:

The Brunt Of My Work Is Hopefully To Be A Platform For Interviews, Theories, And Musings From The Masses. I Would Like To Be A Mouthpiece For Lurkers Who Wish To Not Unmask Themselves, And Shed A Spotlight Onto Prominent Brotherhood Figures Who Wish To Speak Openly. Perhaps Even The Croaker herself.

In True Auspististic Fashion, I Hope To Be A Bridge Or A Mediatory Presence. I Have Noticed What Seems To Be An "In" Group And An "Out" Group, And While The Brotherhood Has Been Welcoming To Myself And Others, I Understand The Nervousness That Comes With Speaking To Some Members Directly.

Requested Research Topics. There Are Many Events, Seemingly Disjointed, That May Be Confusing Or Daunting To A Newcomer That May Be Commonly Referenced. If You Have An Inquiry On Brotherhood History, Ask And I Will Do The Research For You. There Are Many Blogs Of Which To Keep Track, And I Have My Ways In Finding Answers For You.

A "Daily Digest" Of Sorts, Not Necessarily Always Daily, Of Notable Happenings Within The Movement.

Backlog Summarizations Of Major Events And Connections. I Have Been Lurking Since April, And Joining Only Recently In The Open Means There Is Much To Be Notated. I Do Not Mean To Step On Other Croaker Archive Blogs' Toes- But Rather Provide Supplemental Material And My Own Work.

With All Of That Out Of The Way... Where Shall We Begin?

[morgansyorkie]

To everyone who has the nerve to say that hockey doesn’t belong in the desert is a fucking piece of shit and has no sport knowledge at all. Arizona is a sports state…Phoenix, Glendale…etc are sport cities. What these owners did to this organization, the players, the staff, the ushers, the fans and all the above is absolutely disgusting and heartless.

How are we supposed to grow the game and give the youth the chance to live their dreams of playing the sport that they or working in a sports department that they love if we keep going backwards and hiring owners who will never give a shit about anything as long as their pockets are filled.

My heart breaks for these players, staff members, venue workers, interns, and most importantly the fanbase. Every single person involved in the Yotes world deserve better!

[meleebites]

Personal

👁 Brown

🇨🇦 Canadian

🏳️‍🌈 Abrosexual, bisexual, rochillean, nebularoflux

🏳️‍⚧️ Male

🛐 Atheist

Favs

☕️ Apple cider (I don't drink hot drinks)

🧃 Lychee tea w/ brown sugar boba

🍜 Teriyaki chicken

🍉 Strawberries?

🥦 Corn

🎉 Christmas (minus the religious aspects)

🎲 Undertale

🏐 Badminton (to play), hockey (to watch)

🐈‍⬛ Tiger

🌻 Calla lily

🌦 Cloudy

🌍 My city, my home, my bed

🚙 Doesn't matter

Fandom favs

😇 Asgore Dreemurr

😈 Spamton G. Spamton

👥 Kansgore (selfship)

📺 The Simpsons

🎬 Puss In Boots: The Last Wish

📚 Don't remember

🎶 Waterflame

✨️ask game✨️

random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity

personal

👁 eye colour

🇪🇺 nationality

🏳️‍🌈 sexuality

🏳️‍⚧️ gender identity

🛐 religion

faves

☕️ hot drink

🧃 cold drink

🍜 dish

🍉 fruit

🥦 veggie

🎉 holiday

🎲 game

🏐 sport

🐈‍⬛ animal

🌻 flower

🌦 weather

🌍 place

🚙 means of transport

fandom faves

😇 blorbo

😈 meow meow

👥️ otp

📺 tv show

🎬 movie

📚 book

🎶 musical artist

[eielaitsellensa]

Artemy invites Daniil to the sauna, and the joys of dialects.

translation (and a little explanation) under the cut

fi:

A: Danya, nappaa pesufati, pane kenkät jalakaan, ja pankaas menne saunaan.

D: Anteeks vittu mitä?

Eng:

A: Danya, grab the washbasin, put on your shoes, and let's go to the sauna

D: I'm sorry, fucking what?

Artemy speaks in very dialectical Finnish. Daniil speaks pretty colloquially, but without an identifiable dialect*

Artemy speaks a mix of Loimaa and Forssa dialect (this is sacrilege, and the two aren't even in the same dialect family) because I place my Finnish-au TOG around that area. I also happen to find both dialects charming. Vorssalaiset ja pesufatit, loimaalaiset ja kenkät...

*Daniil to me tries to speak standard finnish, but sometimes he slips up and some absolutely glorious Rauma dialect slips out. Why is this? Because I enjoy Rauma dialect.

[lostinthefrigginwoods]

Kaks skidiä scämmäs meit tänää, tuli ovelle ja ilmoitti et he ovat pääsiäispupuja ja nyt he saavat karkkia. En ees kyseenalaistanu olin vaa sillee "ok" ja annoin. Jälkeenpäin bästa tili mieleen et ois ehkä pitäny kehottaa virpomaan mutku ei ees oo palmusunnuntai

[meleebites]

Time to remind Tumblr that this is literally me. I am Bowser.

HE'S A LITTLE FRUITY

[muppet-meddler]

As Many Of You May Already Know, Milton's Blog Has Been Deleted. If Any Of You Know Ways To Access Old Blog Posts For Archival Purposes, Please Let Me Know.

Does Anybody Know What His Last Posts Were Before Deleting? What May Have Caused This?

[morgansyorkie]

Torts getting suspended for two games is an absolute joke and shows how much of a disgrace this officiating and league is as a hole.

Torts getting thrown out of the game was an absolute joke and should never happen and then also given a two minute bench minor on top of it. Then Hathaway getting a 10 minute misconduct because of a “shove” last night is beyond pathetic. Last nights game was a shit show and disgrace of officiating that I have ever seen!

I’m so happy that the whole team rallied behind Torts and that guys you wouldn’t expect started in players faces and drop the gloves like Coots and Cam. Also love that the entire front office is behind Torts as well. If this was Fletchers era homie wouldn’t have done or said shit.

[meleebites]

The new Deltarune chapters release on the day my school's prom is held. I know the real intention behind prom now.

[meleebites]

I should get more into KMFDM because this is my whole aesthetic

kmfdm graphics !!!!