#Kakuzu x y/n

[actuallysaiyan]

Kinktober Day 3: Double Penetration(Fuck around, get tongue tied...)

warnings/kinks: double penetration, oral sex(male receiving), vaginal fingering, boobplay, threesome, vulgar words. word count: 1.3k pairings: Hidan x Fem!Reader x Kakuzu teaser: “Is this part of your stupid religion, Hidan?” Kakuzu asks, his brows furrowed. Hidan laughs, “Oh and here I thought you didn’t fucking care about that.” taglist: @beneathstarryskies @loki-love @witchofcustom @dreadsuitsamus @pyrofanatic @butterflieskeepcominback

Being their partner was never anything you had planned on, but when you joined the Akatsuki, you didn’t have much planned. It was a spur of the moment decision after you defected from your village. With your family killed by the same ninja clan you had trusted for so long, you knew you couldn’t stay there.

Kakuzu is a little more on the mean side, but you still enjoy spending time with him on missions. You try to listen to him as much as possible, but Hidan keeps you both on your toes.He’s mischievous in the best way possible, but you know it drives Kakuzu crazy.

You’re finishing up an important mission when Hidan begins moaning about being tired and how he wants a place to stay for the night. Kakuzu becomes quite irritated, but when you mention being tired, he finally gives in.

The first inn you find is quite luxurious. There’s a bar and a spa, and the room you rent is quite big. Kakuzu is angry that he’s had to spend the money, but seeing you relaxed is more of a reward than he ever considered. The feelings he’s developed for you over the time you’ve been with him surprise him greatly.

What he doesn’t know is that his partner feels very much the same about you…

That night, after taking a long bath, you settle in the room with just a robe on. You’re sipping some sake and laughing at some dumb joke that Hidan made. He smirks at you, knowing he’s going to get you buzzed then he’ll make his move.

“Do you have any idea how fucking cute you look?” Hidan asks, sipping his own cup of sake.

This little comment makes Kakuzu choke on his own saliva. He’s sitting at the desk in the corner of the room, counting his money and budgeting to make sure this little stop isn’t going to cost him more than what he paid for the room. He turns to spot you and Hidan cozying up together. He hates the way you look so dazed right now.

“Is this part of your stupid religion, Hidan?” Kakuzu asks, his brows furrowed.

Hidan laughs, “Oh and here I thought you didn’t fucking care about that.”

You swallow hard as you realize that these two might get into an argument. And whenever that happened, you always had to be the mediator. Kakuzu growls and pushes himself away from the desk. He walks over to you and Hidan, snatching you away from Hidan.

“Awh come on, can’t we just play nice? She could be a fun little fucktoy,”

Hidan’s words make your heart skip a beat. Is this what all the fuss is about? You look at Kakuzu, who now has you in his arms, and he seems quite determined too.You shudder as the realization of what was to come next comes over you. Hidan takes this opportunity to snatch you back, placing you firmly on his lap. His lips are on your neck, making you moan.

“There’s a few ways this can go,” Hidan mutters against your skin. “What way do you want to be fucked, pretty girl?”

You swallow hard, unsure of how to even respond to that. But if you said you never fantasized about this, you’d be the biggest liar in the world. How often did you think of them taking turns with you? You would lay in your bed at night, just touching yourself to thoughts of Kakuzu fucking you or Hidan pumping himself up into you.

“W-well,” you say, “what if I took both of you?”

Hidan cackles loudly, clearly so impressed by your answer. Kakuzu remains silent, but there’s a new look in his unique eyes. He likes where this is going.

“At least someone has smarts,” Kakuzu says as he lowers his mask. You gasp when you see his mouth. “Don’t worry, this will be good for you as much as it’s good for us.”

Hidan laughs, “I fuckin’ doubt it! This is going to be so damn good!”

Kakuzu is quick to pull on the knot keeping your robe together, and Hidan is urging him on. Once you’re exposed to the pair, they both know that they can’t hold back any longer. Any feelings they both have for you will soon become very apparent to you. And you won’t be able to hide your own feelings from the pair.

“Look at those fuckin’ tits!” Hidan exclaims, squeezing your breasts hard. It makes you squeak. “Damn, she’s built like a little sex doll.”

Kakuzu groans, but he has to agree. You’ve got such a sexy body. He then leans in to capture your lips in a hungry kiss, making you gasp at the sudden feeling of their moves.

With Hidan squeezing your breasts and Kakuzu now playing with your exposed pussy, you’re sure you’ll come undone easily. This is exactly how you pictured it. Shaky breaths and moans slip from your lips as the men take their time stimulating you. Between Kakuzu’s heated kisses and Hidan’s lewd comments, you’re in heaven.

“What’s that little pussy like? Big enough for the both of us?” Hidan asks, spreading your legs a bit more.

Kakuzu laughs in a dark way, “Sure, if we want to tear her apart.”

You can’t see Hidan’s reaction but you know he’s more than happy to hear this. It’s true, you haven’t had many lovers. Your little hole is quite tight and not broken in.

Hidan drags you onto the bed, spreading you out for them both. Then he crawls on top of you after shedding his clothes. You barely have time to take him all in before he’s kissing you like his life depends on it. You’re just enjoying yourself when you feel something tap your cheek.

You look over and Kakuzu has his cock out, and he’s smearing the pearlescent fluid onto your cheek and lips. Hidan begins playing with your pussy before he uses the tip of his own cock to tease your dripping hole.

“Take us both, darling,” Kakuzu says softly, and it warms your heart that he’s so good to you.

Hidan thrusts into you, making you cry out and fist the sheets. Kakuzu uses this as his way into your mouth, and soon you find yourself filled with both men to the brim. Tears well up in your eyes, and Kakuzu reaches down to wipe them away.

“What a good little cocksleeve,” he praises, and your walls pulse around the cock in your pussy.

“Fucking tight little whore,” Hidan says as he begins riding you even harder.

All of these new sensations send you into a daze, your mind almost blank but the feelings of both men penetrating you sends you closer to your own climax. Hidan seems close too, but it’s hard to tell when he’s just so chaotic and everything coming from him sounds like an earth-shattering moan.

It’s not long before Kakuzu pulls out from your mouth, and he maneuvers you so that you’re on your hands and knees. Hidan lets him move you to the best position and he settles under you, ready to penetrate your little pussy once more.

You scream when they both prod your tight hole with their cocks. You can feel just how thick Kakuzu is, but Hidan has the length. You try to tell them to slow down, but neither of them hear your little pleas. If anything, it seems to be spurring on Hidan even more.

“Just let us fuck you,” Hidan says, slipping into you. KakuZu is stretching you out as well, and you’re so amazed that they both can fit inside of you.

You feel Kakuzu’s hands on your ass, rubbing and caressing. Then he leans in and you feel his long hair tickling your back.

“Don’t worry, little one. We’ve got you,” 

His praises make you feel even better. But something tells you that this won’t be the last time you’ll find yourself in this position…

[ijustwanttoreadfanfictionplease]

I'm Disgusting

Hello everyone 👋 this is part of a wip I had for Kakuzu that I wa Ted to post. I'll add onto this by reblogging it later!

MDNI 🔞 (eventual smut, this part is just like background build up)

It wasn't like he wanted to be here. A party full of loud-mouthed intoxicated children who knew nothing but to be a waste of time, energy, and money; which to Kakuzu, you might as well of said the latter part three times.

"AYE, OLD MAN!" Kakuzu's attention was diverted from the table that himself and a few others were sitting at to the worst loud-mouth there was. Hidan. "Why is Jashin's name haven't you gotten FUCKED up yet?"

Hidan albeit immortal had a tendency to drink exorbitant amounts that'd put any other person in their grave. Kakuzu didn't really care usually, but it was still an annoyance.

"Busy." Kakuzu's gruff voice retorted. Sure, going out was fine once in a while; moral booster or whatever for the other members. The cash that they spent though got on Kakuzus nerves the next day always. His red eyes scanned the room as Hidan drabbled on in frustration about Kakuzu needing to loosen up.

This to loosen up? A bar which their leader rented. Patrons which came in for cheap booze. A bunch of fucking kids getting drunker than yesterday but not enough to miss work tommorow. Disgusting. Kakuzu clicked his tongue in annoyance.

"Hidan, go fuck yourself."

"OH, don't worry about that. Imma get laid LAID tonight!"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes. Of course Hidan would. Even though the crazy Jashinist tended to end the night in sacrifices he undoubtedly always was able to find some paramore to take to the woods and have...fun with. Kakuzu didn't. Rather, Kakuzu wouldn't. Until he saw y/n.

Y/n, sitting at the bar out of place. If he had to guess y/n wasn't as young as his partner or other business associates (as he told himself the other Akatsuki members were to deal with their shenanigans daily). Y/n was wearing a low cut top and a skirt that wasn't hiked to see your hole so he figured you weren't down to fuck and run but he still couldn't help eyeing y/n.

Maybe it was Hidan still popping off in his ear, maybe it was even the alcohol swelling his pride a little bit, but Kakuzu walked up to y/n now with a mission. For the first time in a while he wanted to fuck someone's brains out.

When he reached y/n he thought for a moment all the different ways he could approach this. Outright and ask if they wanted to fuck. Try to do what Hidan or Deidara do and butter up with fake compliments. Instead, Kakuzu was beaten to the punch.

"What's a handsome man like you doing here?"

[cosmic-glow]

Warnings: Kakuzu x gn!reader; bad language!; Kakuzu being slow with his own feelings; SFW.

Everyone at Akatsuki was used to the treasurer's standard bad mood, the only time he seemed calm was when he was counting his money, but lately not even that. The organization wasn't doing badly, on the contrary, now with one more member they were even more in demand for missions. The new member was you, another wanted S-rank ninja. Even though you often worked alone, you were able to carry out missions perfectly, which was admirable given that you were one of the youngest members.

You were feared, but not by the people in the organization, just as you didn't fear any of them, which is why you were so friendly with everyone, always making conversation and offering to help. That got on Kakuzu's nerves.

You were beautiful, smart, educated, skilled and above all kind, what the fuck were you doing in that end of the world surrounded by murderers and terrorists? Of course, you were also wanted for murder and several other things, but you had everything to be someone more decent, why did you end up there? Why was you always smiling? Why did it torment Kakuzu's thoughts so much? You were the reason he was so stressed, he couldn't get you out of his head and he still didn't know why, or rather, he ignored the obvious reason.

- Whoa, hey Kakuzu! I just got here, need help with something? - you entered the office, as if you had just read his mind.

- No. - he said wanting you to leave him alone again.

Kakuzu was without his usual mask, his hair tied back in a bun, more at ease, he turned to face you with those piercing green eyes, the usual frown even clearer. It was the first time you'd seen him like this, the first time you'd seen his scars on the side of his mouth, the seam badly done because it was the first he'd done, and even so you didn't tremble, you didn't waver a single muscle, you kept smiling. How did you manage to be so kind-hearted and so cold-blooded during fights? How could you attract him more and more? The "stress" only increased.

- Did something happen? You look angry.

- You should have gotten used to it by now. - he turned his back, hoping that by the time he turned again you would have gone, but that's not what happened.

- Are you sure you don't want help?

- Are you deaf or what? Get out of here.

From the peripheral vision, Kakuzu could see you taking a deep breath, trying to control yourself, but you couldn't take it, you slammed your hand against the table letting out an "okay, I'm done!", he looked up at you, surprised but not wanting to show it , it was the first time he saw you get worked up.

- Every time I try to have a civil conversation with you it's like this, since I joined I hear how you provide everything I ask in advance compared to the other members, but every time I try to be nice to thank you you treat me like garbage, Tell me man, what the fuck did I do to you?! - your breathing became irregular after releasing everything that was tormenting you.

- ... What did you expect from me? A "welcome" along with a golden star every time you returned from missions? Look around you, we're not that kind, don't feel special just because I thought to be kind to you in your early days. We are not friends, don't act like it.

- Then why do you still care? Why do you still think of me before them?!

- Look, actually I'd love not to think about you all the fucking time if you ask me! I just thought that if I got rid of your problems soon, I would stop thinking about you too!

Kakuzu, blinded by not wanting to accept what he was feeling, couldn't understand the feeling either, which he interpreted as anger, but your face flushed as you suspected what it was, understanding what he was feeling better than he did.

- Do you think about me? - your voice softened.

- More than I'd like! Your stupid face keeps popping up in my head! It doesn't let me concentrate on anything! - he complained, still not understanding what he felt and making it even more obvious to you.

Realizing that he had no idea of the weight of his own words, you laughed, finding it cute how even though he has 5, the heart was still a mystery to Kakuzu.

- Maybe you worry? For some reason? - you suggested when you noticed him staring at you, even more irritated because of your laugh.

- Yes I do, and that's the problem, it makes no sense. But when I realize it, I've already convinced Pein to leave you with the safest mission, I've ordered your weapons, I've done everything and it still doesn't seem enough, I feel like I'm sick - he sits tiredly in the armchair, covering part of his face while pressing the back of the nose.

Then a little guilt falls on you for laughing at him. You forgot that Kakuzu was much older than you, he shouldn't even remember what it was like to be attracted to someone, to fall in love, to love. He was now a cold-blooded killer, with his only reliable friend being his money, and after so many years it was obvious that he would no longer remember what it was like to want to care for someone. It had only been a few years for you and yet the idea now of wanting to protect someone without an obvious motive, written in capital letters on a piece of paper with a reward amount next to it, was also strange.

- Look, if you must know... It's the first time in a long time that someone cares about me like this - you tried to fix things. He looked at you for a while, silent.

- Well... It's the first time in a long time that I'm worried like this about someone too - he spoke, finally understanding what it could be.

You softly smiled at him, both of you curious as to where this would lead.

Sorry for any typos;

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[reiketsunomizunomegami]

Akatsuki reaction when their s/o dies

Feat: Kisame Hoshigaki, Itachi Uchiha, Deidara, Sasori, Kakuzu, and Hidan

Warning: some cursing, SFW, Angst

Kisame Hoshigaki

-the pain was too much for him

-doesn't know how to react as he held your lifeless body into his arms

-Why?! Why did you saved him instead of saving yourself?!

-He Promised himself to protect you with his life and will do anything to make you happy as you are the only one who treated him as a normal person and not some sort of freak

-Kisame will kiss you as his tears fall silently down his cheeks “Forgive me Y/N-Chan.. For not being able to protect you”

Itachi Uchiha

-He lost everything he ever loved except to his Beloved Brother who actually hated him

-Itachi Loves you unconditionally. You understood everything about him and never criticise him in any way

-He wants you to stay with him forever, to build a family together, to live a peaceful life that he's been longing for

-But it seems that his dreams scattered into pieces as he held your Lifeless into his arms. He lost you, his rock, his inspiration, and his heart.

-“Until we met Again My Love” before Leaving a final kiss to your forehead

Deidara

-No this can't be happening

-Deidara will no everything in his power to keep you alive but everything he does fails him to save you from dying

-he will refuse to believe that you're gone even the other members tells him to let it go

-“No! She's still right here un! Can't you see that?!”

Sasori

-He already lost his parents. He couldn't afford to lose you too

-Sasori will take your lifeless body into his room and turn your body into one of his puppet just to keep you with him

-“You can't leave me.. I still needed you”

-Even if his actions are against your will and full of selfishness he doesn't care as his only priority is to have you in his side forever

Kakuzu

-Kakuzu will try to keep everything together

-He will try to not acknowledge the pain he was feeling from losing you and occupied himself with works and mission just to help him forget everything

-He though that he can but he's wrong

-Kakuzu still finds himself grieving every single time as the image of your Radiant smile appears into his mind.

Hidan

-“Nah! You better open up your eyes b*tch!” tries to shake you up “Y/N! Come on! Open your eyes!” he screamed

-Hidan will try to beg you to open up your eyes. He will try everything and even tried to convert you into a janshinism just to keep you alive

-will held your lifeless body into his body tightly and cry his heart out not caring if the others sees him in this state

[wing-ed-thing]

Kakuzu Platonic Relationship Headcanons

Tags: No Reader Pronouns

𓆃 Uh... friends is a strong word, isn't it?

𓆃 Because Kakuzu doesn't have friends, and he likes it that way! So the best you're going to get is "regular interaction" or "work proximity associates".

𓆃 If you're someone that Kakuzu interacts with as he works, such as in the bounty business, you would be a "regular interaction." If you operate together, you are a "work proximity associate" or "associate" for short.

𓆃 And the only true way to get on Kakuzu's good side and stay there is a dangerously simple mix of shared opinions and shared values.

𓆃 Like a typical old-timer, Kakuzu believes mostly conservative views on shinobi work and politics, and above all, a cynical view on money.

𓆃 Anything eccentric is a surefire way to lose his favor, and anything too "progressive" will surely lose his favor. Really, it's tempting to tell Kakuzu that market-bought paper bombs are more effective and practical than hand-written ones, but why would you?

𓆃 "It's a waste of precious coin," he'll grumble disapprovingly. "Buying jutsu is a disgrace."

𓆃 Granted, he doesn't lecture. He's too impatient for that, but pushing Kakuzu is akin to a jack-in-the-box. You never know what's the final straw before he'll explode.

𓆃 Your best bet is to prove yourself and lean into his grumpiness. Learning to read his subtle shifts in mood is a plus so that you can stop talking.

𓆃 Finance and politics are great conversation topics to stick to.

𓆃 If you're lucky, you might be able to hold a conversation with Kakuzu for a solid hour if you start talking the pros and cons of various types of investments.

𓆃 Or on politics. If you get the news before he does, you can inform him about whatever stupid thing is happening in the Hidden Grass. It allows you to gauge his reactions to agree with.

𓆃 Kakuzu is also secretly one for gossip. He'd never admit how much he absolutely loves hearing about how the daimyō's daughter from the Land of Wind just had a messy divorce.

𓆃 "Can't mean good things for their treaty with the Land of Earth," he'd say, crossing his arms with a shake of his head.

𓆃 "I heard in the last village that the prince was caught in quite the scandalous and compromising position" is enough to make Kakuzu eye you in quiet, subtle anticipation.

𓆃 Kakuzu is like the dad who says he doesn't care about your trash reality TV show but stands behind the couch to watch.

𓆃 But staying alive isn't just about making good conversation with Kakuzu.

𓆃 He's opportunistic and will not stand to keep company that he perceives as weak. While there are a multitude of petty things that could lead to a kill from Kakuzu, perceived weakness is at the top of them.

𓆃 Feeling like you're on a good track with Kakuzu is easy to lean into. Walking away from a few interactions feeling like you're getting closer is something that you do not want to get lost in.

𓆃 Because no matter how much you know about investments or scandals, if you make him angry enough, Kakuzu will not hesitate to end your life. And the tally he keeps is invisible.

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More.

It was too much.

the rough slapping, biting, squeezing, grabbing, groping.. it was too much.

You couldn’t think. You couldn’t move either, held down by his threads that were squeezing the life out of you.

But for him it wasn’t enough.

he was a greedy man. he wanted more.

The way your sloppy cunt squeezed him wasn’t enough. Your desperate whines, cries, and whimpers weren’t enough.

he gripped your hair, knowing you were close to another orgasm.

“squeeze.”

Still not enough.

[or0ch1maru]

kakuzu brainrot is real and it’s happening

can i ask for some hcs of him with a fem s/o that’s not only just as tall and intimidating as him, but also has a huge scar around her face?? :3

please and thank u !!! <333

hello bby :3 of course you can ^.^ I’m loving all the kakuzu asks I’m getting. Thank y’all for that. He my lil baby🥺 let’s get into it🫵🏻

•

-many people have shied away from you. Especially the boys and men growing up. Leaving you inexperienced in relationships.

-but that all changes when Kakuzu joins the picture. He loves you. He loves your height, the way people are scared off by you. Lastly, he adores the hell outta your scar and how you don’t try to hide it

-you never were one to be insecure, and if so, it’ll only last 5 minutes before you’ve moved on to something else.

-but with Kakuzu, you’ve never felt insecure or doubting your looks. He may be more of a silent lover, but his actions always show and prove how much this man is truly head over heels for you

-in bed, or any chance he gets, even if that means standing/sitting beside you during a meeting with the other members, you’ll find him trailing a finger over the scar on your face

-rubbing his calloused thumb over your chin and cheek before switching to his pointer finger, grazing where the scar tissue continues up and over your temple

-whenever Kakuzu wants you to look at him, he uses his entire hand. Thumb under your chin while the rest of his fingers and palm practically swallow the side of your face. Turning your head to meet his gaze, which softens the second your eyes meet his

-pulling down his mask to leave a path of kisses along the scar before planting a deep kiss against your lips

-“gotta remind you how beautiful you are woman” he’d mutter in between kisses

-two things you were completely unaware of is the picture of you that Kakuzu keeps in his wallet and how he asked his two artistic team mates to sketch a drawing of you to keep in his bed side table

-you happened to find it by accident when looking for your keys. Bursting into tears when you spotted it. Only for Kakuzu to walk in and find you, worrying, thinking something was wrong until he approached you

-sketch in hand as you turned to look at him with nothing but adoration in your gaze

-you placed the paper on the bed before wrapping your arms around him, nuzzling your face into his neck. Feeling his large arms wrap around your frame as he pulled you even closer into him

-“what? Is my girl surprised that I love her?” He’d mutter as a soft joke. Knowing your past and how he’s the only one who’s ever looked your way

-both his hands cupping the sides of your head, his thumbs sitting at the base of your chin. Tilting your head back so he can look at you

-“no tears woman” he’d start softly, only using this tone with you. “Gotta have somethin’ to look at when you’re not home” he’d reassure.

-giving your forehead a soft kiss before moving down to your lips

-he may hate everyone, have a deep love for money, but you, you are truly number one in his heart and he’d die for you

•

[indigosuvi]

The Money Can Wait

age in bio when interacting. minors do not interact.

Word Count: 527 / Read it on AO3 / Wattpad | Event List

Kakuzu had returned from his meeting with the Akatsuki.

His footsteps rushed as he hurried home to meet you. If anyone saw him, they would think that he was angry.

His long hair untied around him, moving with each stride he made.

Money in hand as he flipped through the bills over and over again.

He counted them and when he finished; he counted them again.

He almost had an obsession with counting money. Actually, he might have one.

When you met him, he cared more about counting his money, rather than giving you attention.

Somehow, you had managed to work your way into his heart. Still, his love for money remained. He kept close attention to the amount of money he had, where it was spent, and how much.

He rarely handed out money to people, but made sure they paid him back.

He hated sharing money with anyone.

However, he would give you some, although it was rare.

He offered to help you save your money, which you gratefully accepted, seeing as he was great at keeping things in line.

Kakuzu did often struggle with relationships. You were the first one he's ever been with.

You were patient and understanding of him.

It was the same routine as it was every day.

He walked through the door, money in hand.

Counting each bill, over and over again.

Only something was different this time.

His hand was in his pocket, his hand gripped the handle of the door, his knuckles lighter than they'd ever been before.

You stood up, walked over to him, and smiled happily as you wrapped your arms around him.

He waited a moment, and pulling his hand from his pocket, he wrapped an arm around you.

He lifted you and slammed the door behind him, carrying you to the bedroom.

"Are you okay?"

"The money can wait."

You had never seen him be needy before. You couldn't help but let out a giggle as he set you down and closed the door to the bedroom. Not that it mattered. The both of you lived alone.

He had always come home and counted his money.

Now, he was desperate and wanted you now more than ever.

He slid his shirt off and your hands worked to remove your clothes.

He was on top of you within minutes.

His long hair fell in a curtain around him.

You removed the hair tie from your wrist and tied his hair up.

His throbbing cock was wet with cum. He rubbed his cock, teasingly slow, letting out a moan as he did.

You gasped, "Please Kakuzu, I want you in me."

His mouth met your neck, giving you kisses and gentle bites.

He slid into you and you moaned out.

His hand grasped your hip, while the other worked at rubbing/stroking you.

His hips began rocking back and forth as you began to cum.

He continued his movements, the bedsheets around you becoming a mess.

The room became darker as the sun set and your noises filled his ears.

He didn't make many noises aside from a few grunts, he preferred your noises much more.

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[6azia]

Tentacles| Kakuzu x m!reader

—summary. gathering his courage, (Y/N) stepped forward, his boots tapping against the cold stone. kakuzu's green eyes flicked up from his work, his gaze as sharp as a blade. Or (Y/N) is really desperate for money

—content warning. tentacles, bottom yn, top kakuzu, s** for money

—word count. ~1.7k

—azia’s note's -

𝔎𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯-𝔏𝔦𝔰𝔱

The rain drizzled steadily outside the cavern, casting a low hum that echoed through the hollow space. The hideout was quieter than usual, most of the Akatsuki members having dispersed on their various missions. Only Kakuzu remained seated by a stone table, counting a pile of Ryo with the precision and focus of someone who took his finances very seriously. (Y/N) watched from the corner, arms crossed, his thoughts circling around a problem he'd been trying to solve for weeks.

He needed more money.

Not just for survival, but to live comfortably. Even with the Akatsuki, his cut from missions barely covered the essentials, and he craved a little luxury. (Y/N) shifted uneasily as he debated the only solution they'd thought of; approaching Kakuzu for extra work. The man had his own side jobs and illicit deals; surely he could offer him something, especially considering his own capabilities.

Gathering his courage, (Y/N) stepped forward, his boots tapping against the cold stone. Kakuzu's green eyes flicked up from his work, his gaze as sharp as a blade.

"Need something?" Kakuzu's voice was gravelly, and though he didn't sound annoyed, his focus remained on his money, as if everything else was secondary, which was probably for him

"Yeah," (Y/N) started, his voice steady despite their racing heart. "I need some extra cash. I was thinking… Maybe you have a few jobs I could help with. You know, on the side."

Kakuzu's hands stilled, his long fingers briefly hovering over a stack of coins before he leaned back in his chair. The leather cords that stitched his body together twitched, faintly shifting beneath his cloak.

"You’re already getting paid for Akatsuki work," Kakuzu replied, his tone unreadable. "If you're looking for more, you’ll have to offer me something worth my time."

(Y/N) swallowed, knowing this was the moment they had to sell himself. "I can do anything," he said firmly. "Whatever you need—anything."

Kakuzu’s gaze lingered on him for a long moment. He seemed to be weighing (Y|N)’s words, calculating what exactly "anything" meant. Slowly, he stood, towering over (Y/N), the shift of his muscles visible beneath his cloak. The dim light of the hideout cast shadows over his face, making him look even more imposing.

"Anything, huh?" Kakuzu’s voice was low, and the air around them seemed to thicken as the tension grew. His eyes gleamed with something dangerous, something (Y/N) hadn't quite anticipated. "You'd better mean that."

Before (Y/N) could respond, Kakuzu’s stitches came to life, the black threads unraveling from his arms like serpents. In a swift motion, the tendrils wrapped around (Y/N)'s wrists and ankles, binding them in place. The sudden restraint sent a shiver down his spine, his heart pounding faster as he was pulled closer to Kakuzu.

"Is this what you expected?" Kakuzu asked, his voice almost mocking as he tightened the grip of the threads, holding (Y/N) firmly in place. His breath was warm against his ear as he leaned in. "Because if you’re offering yourself to me, I don’t do things halfway."

(Y/N)’s pulse quickened, and his breath hitched, heat rising to his face as he realized the weight of the situation. Kakuzu’s threads wound tighter, pulling them closer until his body was pressed against the other's chest completely. The smell of leather and metal surrounded them, his presence overwhelming in a way that stirred something unexpected within him.

Then, without warning, Kakuzu’s lips crashed into theirs. The kiss was heated, rough, and demanding, his control absolute. His threads snaked around the subordinate's waist and neck, not enough to hurt, but enough to remind him that Kakuzu held all the power in this moment.

(Y/N) gasped into the kiss, his body tensing as Kakuzu’s free hand gripped his chin, forcing them to meet his intense gaze. His lips moved against (Y|N) with an urgency that set his blood on fire, the sensation of the tentacles keeping them immobilized only heightening the heat coursing through their veins.

Kakuzu pulled back for a moment, his breath ragged. “You wanted money,” he muttered, his thumb brushing along their lower lip. “You’re going to earn it.”

(Y/N) could barely think, his body responding to the mix of fear and desire that Kakuzu's dominant presence invoked. The cords tightened around his body, holding him even more firmly in place as Kakuzu kissed him again, this time slower, more deliberate, as if savouring the way (Y/N) yielded to him.

Every part of them was bound, their body pinned and powerless beneath his control. And yet, in that vulnerability, (Y/N) felt an undeniable heat building inside them, something raw and primal as Kakuzu's lips and touch became more intense, more consuming.

When he finally pulled away, (Y/N) was left breathless, their body trembling in his hold. Kakuzu's eyes were dark, filled with something dangerous and unspoken.

"You'll get your money," Kakuzu said, his voice rough, almost predatory. "But don't forget this is the price you're paying."

(Y/N) nodded, unable to find the words as the cords slowly loosened around them, leaving them standing unsteadily in front of him. He had come looking for extra money, but he had found something far more intense—something that left him wanting more despite the danger.

One slim tentacle creeped itself into his pants, while Kakuzu distracted him with a cold hand against his chest. The icy hand distracted him enough that he was coughing off guard when the slightly slimy digit wrapped itself snuggly on his base.

Kakuzu put down (Y/N) on the table where he was counting his Ryo and he looked at the other man with the same intensity as the money before, which was a foreigner thought to the other. However he promptly forgot it when he felt the tentacle lightly squeezed him. A deep moan got pulled from (Y/N) as he threw his head back and arched his back slightly, trying to chase that delicious feeling.

The deep chuckle from Kakuzu pulled (Y/N) back into the present, registering that the tentacle now are roaming his body while Kakuzu only watched as if that’s the best show and if (Y/N) was a bit more clear headed he would have noticed the growing tent on the other’s pants.

One of them brushed over his ribs, its smooth, slick surface pressing against his skin. He shivered, the sensation alien and almost mesmerising, like thousands of tiny nerve endings coming alive all at once. They start to coil on the laying man’s chest.

A thicker one started to slither up to his throat and his heart had nearly stopped. In all his life (Y/N) never felt more panic and turned on. The primal fear that Kakuzu would eventually get bored of him and dispose of him, which can happen pretty fast.

“Breathe,” Kakuzu grunted out, on palming his now fully erected cock. (Y/N) eyes darted down and gulped. At that Kakuzu chuckled and looked at the other with a feral glint in his green eyes, with an unsaid promise that the other was going to regret his decision by the next morning.

One curled around his ankle, its cool suckers pressing against his skin, while another wound itself over his arm, creeping toward his shoulder and near his face. At first (Y/N) hesitated, almost like he was considering sucking on it. Y/N closed his eyes, trying to relax, trying to let go of the urge to do some things to them.

“What is it now?” Kakuzu muttered, voice barely above a whisper. Kakuzu wasn't expecting an answer. The frowning expression really didn’t suit (Y/N), he noted.

“Something... feels off.” Murmured the other. Y/N frowned and opened his apparently closed eyes, glancing around his room. It looked the same—dimly lit, cluttered with old books and clothes piled in the corner. Nothing seemed unusual.

“What do you mean?” Kakuzu asked and the tentacle around (Y/N)’s arm only tightened slightly, in what felt like a worried grip. The feeling inside his chest grew heavy, a strange mix of anxiety and pleasure mixed in the pit of (Y/N)’s stomachs.

“I don’t know,” came the response rasped, as to not moan too much. (Y/N)’s voice felt distant, but it carried something else with it: a hint of shame, curiosity and exhaustion. It made Y/N shiver the sensation seeping down his spine.

He sighed, letting his head fall back against the table. “Probably just a breeze or something,” he murmured, though he wasn’t sure if he was trying to convince himself or Kakuzu.

The tentacle curled around his chest tightened a little, then released, the suckers gently patting his skin. It felt almost like reassurance—like a silent, “Okay.” Y/N couldn’t help but feel a flicker of warmth at the gesture.

Kakuzu hooked a finger around (Y/N)’s trousers and looked down again to check. With a fast and desperate nod, Kakuzu pulled them down for the other.

His cock standing slightly reddish and proud with a drop of pre forcing itself from the apparently closed hole. The tentacles on (Y/N) became completely wet by his treatment and were now glistening more than usual.

Kakuzu took the relaxed posture as his go and gripped one leg of (Y/N) and the other took the pre on one of his tentacles to wet himself. He slowly pushed in, simultaneously letting his tentacles curl around the other more to distract him momentarily from the pain. After getting his head in, Kakuzu stayed still and watched how one of his many digits went from the other's neck to his mouth, to muffle the slowly growing noises.

Kakuzu started to move after (Y/N) started to indicate it. Those gummy warm walls of (Y/N) were driving him. He fittet Kakuzu just like a clove. Looking up at him with eyes that showed the other didn’t really do it only for the money and that they gonna have way more days like these.

[cottoncandy-cult]

Little Miracle

Kisame x Child! Reader

I know I write a lot of family stuff, from kids to siblings but I just find it cute. The kind of bond a man can form with his child, regardless of blood. It helps me get out certain ideas and work up inspiration for other things. Can you tell I have family issues yet?

The blue man was walking quietly through the woods, he had returned to the base after a long mission and wanted to take a dip in his favorite lake. It was somewhat near the base but just far enough in the woods to be hidden from anyone following any trail, the male actually greatly enjoyed his alone time. Though when he arrived, he noticed something was different, there was a basket floating on the water. It looked to have been there a bit, but strangely hadn't sunk. As he got closer, he heard soft whining, making him rush more than he was willing to admit. He stripped off his cloak and jumped in, once close enough he drug the basket to the edge of the lake and set it down on land before getting out.

Moving the damp blanket off the basket, he spotted a tiny infant inside. It was wrapped in a pink blanket, so he assumed it was a little girl, her skin was incredibly pale, and her lips had begun to turn blue. He became somewhat aware that her blanket was slightly damp. She was frail and underweight, and for some reason this pissed him off to no end. Sure, he could be blood thirsty, and yes, he has killed A LOT of people. But this was a baby, abandoned to suffer and die in this lake. He was fast to stand and lift the baby quickly, grabbing his cloak the shark man wrapped her up in it and rushed back to the base. He had come in right before a meeting it seemed, meaning everyone was sitting around in the living room. Konan was the first to notice the infant and stood from her spot, seeming alarmed by his appearance and sudden barging in. "Kisame? What's wrong?..." She and Pein approached him, watching as he adjusted his arms to show them the baby girl much more clearly. "I found her floating on the lake..." Konan seemed astonished as she looked at the baby, gently taking her from him and cradling her close. "Poor thing..." She looked to Pein pleadingly, the ginger male gave her a blank look as her eyes remained locked with his. "Fine... We can keep her... Itachi we have a mission for you." He had turned to the male immediately as he spoke in an exacerbated tone, making the weasel roll his eyes. Everyone knew Itachi had practically raised Sasuke, so it was logical he'd be the one sent out to get the things they would likely need.

                 🍼3 Months Later🍼

It had been 3 months since little (Y/N) came into the Akatsuki, Kisame had stepped up as her guardian immediately. Of course, Itachi had been having to teach him how to care for the child, but the shark man didn't mind the work as it was surprisingly taxing and reminded him how long it had been since someone had tested his endurance. (Y/N) loved him like no other, always smiling and giggling when he was around. He had honestly enjoyed it, (Y/N) loved him unconditionally no matter what he did or looked like. Right now, the large man was holding her close to his chest, he was simply wandering around the base in his Pj pants and tank top. It was late at night, and he was trying to put (Y/N) back to sleep, this had become a midnight constant. He was tired but patient, he was a night owl anyways and probably would have just gone out to the lake for a swim if she had stayed asleep.

The other's had surprisingly taken to the little girl, Kakuzu had even taken to bringing her little gifts on his way back from missions. Pein was fine with it because thanks to the little girl teamwork among the organization had increased, thus increasing productivity and income. He grinned as he looked down to see her eyes drifting to a close, one large hand reached up and stroked her cheek gently. "Heh... Our little miracle..."

                   🍡5 Years Later🍡

"Daddy!" Kisame had looked up with a grin, he and Itachi had been away for a week on a mission, and he had missed his little girl. They had been on the trail back to the base, the boulder in front was already in view and so was his little girl. He had stopped, quickly kneeling down and opening his arms. (Y/N)'s smile only widened as she ran right into his embrace, as he lifted her up, she wrapped her legs around his waist and clung to him like a baby koala. "Welcome home daddy." He grinned as she cuddled into him, his footsteps lulling the little girl into sleep before they even made it back to the boulder. "I'm glad to be home... My little Miracle..."

[iambilliejeanok]

Akatsuki catching y/n masturbating or vice versa 😳?

Pairing: Akatsuki x reader

Warnings: 18+ NSFW, language, edging, overstimulation, dacryphilia, giving and receiving,anal play, oral, smut, slight somnophilia, spanking, punishment and funishment.

Image(akatsuki x duos by jiraiyaart in DeviantArt)

Obito

If Obito catches you playing with yourself he’ll just sit or stand there and watch until you finish before he plays with you too.

If you catch him watching you he’ll either help you finish or not allow you to finish depending on how he’s feeling. He’ll usually wait for you to finish up before slowly approaching you. Sometimes he just wants to suck on your tender little nub and finger fuck your wet puss until you’re begging him to stop, which is quite easy considering the fact that you’re very much in love with this man.

When it gets too much and you ask him to stop he’ll respond with a simple “No, I’m not done”, or if you’re at the point where you’re unconsciously kicking and pushing him off of you he’ll resort to tying you up. So you end up just violently jerking your hips off the bed as his mouth slurps and sucks on your sensitive cooch, the pleasure nearly knocking you out and his fingers keep stroking you while his tongue and mouth vacuum your soul from you.

He’s very soft yet dominant, but when he catches you masturbating he can’t help but feel a slight irritation. The problem is that you can’t play with yourself the way he wants you to. You always pull your finger out of your heat or stop rubbing your button after you cum or if it gets too good. He hates that and always gives you a little funishment to make up for what you can’t handle on your own.

If you beg him to help you finish his heart will literally melt in his chest. There’s nothing better than feeling deeply wanted and desired, not only emotionally but physically too. So the first cry he hears for him, he’s instantly pushing your thighs apart nice and wide for him. You’re going to enjoy this in the most torturous way posssible.

Makes you wanna get caught more often.

Itachi

Loves to sit down beside your and watch up close. It kinda makes you feel a little shy but if you hide yourself from him even for a second he’s gonna tie you up and finish you off himself.

He always likes to see how you like to be touched, which is funny considering the fact that he does a way better job at pleasing you than you do on your own.

You sometimes get a little frustrated when you don’t come quickly enough and when he senses that, he’ll just hold your hand and take over, gently sinking his beautiful fingers deep inside of you.

“Keep rubbing yourself”, he softly commands as he picks up the pace of his fingers, your ass jiggling and pussy squelching as he quickly pulls you into a very intense orgasm. He’s a little disappointed that you struggled to keep up with him, not rubbing your clitoris the way he wanted you to.

As gentle and loving as he is he’s not impressed and you will be receiving a little funishment after your first two orgasms. The moment his mouth joins in the party it’s already over for you. You’ll sometimes cry when his tongue explores your sweet womanhood.

He loves to hear you obliviously moan his name out loud while you plunge your fingers inside yourself, your other hand tugging on your erect nipples while your teeth grazes your plump bottom lip.

Lawd when he sees you like that it just flicks a switch in his head that makes him want to commit sinister acts upon your sensitive body.

Will sometimes sneak up on you when he’s back from a mission to see if he will be lucky enough to catch you touching yourself and moaning his name.

You’re too beautiful and sweet for him to resist. Your poor puss is getting more than what if deserves just because you’re so damn sexy.

Hidan (edit by @nico-nii on Pinterest)

Doesn’t really care if you notice him or not. He’s gonna get a good view and you’re going to finish for him. Whether you’re shy or not he expects you to finish what you’re doing since you’re so good at taking care of yourself.

He’ll whip his dick out too and start pumping on it while watching your fingers push in and out of you. As shy as you are you wanna beg for him but you’re not sure if you should because the moment he becomes apart of your self pleasure it becomes very intense. You’ll scream and cry in complete bliss. He does this thing where he’ll put you on your knees and pinch your clit in between his index finger and thumb, his tongue greedily tasting you, roughly pushing into your vagina or anus.

He doesn’t feel the need to tie you up when you’re pleasurably convulsing all over the place because he’s such a hard dom and will make you regret running from him.

“I thought you wanted to cum so bad since you can’t help but touch yourself when you’re alone little girl”, he teases, roughly fingering you so good you feel like you’ll explode soon. “S—so…uhhhhh!!!!”, you scream, barely making sense. He’s tongue fucking your tight little asshole while his index and ring finger abuse your g spot, his thumb rubbing fast circles on your swollen clit.

“Mmm fuck yes. Is it so good pretty?”, he’ll tease while you endure another body racking orgasm beneath him. You don’t even have the energy to beg for him to stop and lawd help you if you dare run from him while he delivers really hard back shots that hurt and pleasure you entire body with each thrust.

Your poor vagina is going to hurt like hell after this. Thankfully Hidan knows how to take care of you when he’s done loving you. You just wanted a light fun orgasm to help you through your day and now here you are uncontrollably shaking and whimpering with Hidan between your legs. He would fuck you all night long if you hadn’t had a limit.

After you finally calm down and he’s giving you light back scratches he kisses your forehead and says “we need to work on your stamina sweetheart. Having you cum three times is nowhere near enough for me. Let me help you okay?”, he speaks, pulling you closer as deep sleep soon takes over the two of you. You’ll stress about this tomorrow.

Kakuzu

You’re touching yourself! Perfect. Now continue while he sits down and counts his money.

Will usually tell you to finish off on his lap. Don’t stop until he tells you too or else you will experience the delicious consequences of your disobedience.

Loves it when you involve toys. He really loves the sweet sounds you make as you desperately cling to him. If you’re using a toy he definitely would like to hold it for you. He just loves watching you attempt to get off on your own.

If he’s having a hard day he will grab the toy out of your hand and turn it to its highest setting before pressing it back onto your clit with a lot of pressure. The sounds you make are incredibly wonderful to him. He sometimes wishes he could put on some headphones to sounds of you screaming and crying like this.

Generally speaking, he’s very brutal when it comes to pleasing you so he’ll use more than one toy on your poor cunny. One snug inside your pussy and the other pressed against your clit. He loves to watch you in front of a mirror while you’re seated on him. Legs spread and held down wide open for him to see. The sound of the toys are very audible but not above your cries of pleasure. Drool will spill from your lips and he won’t let up. He’ll turn you into his dumb little puppy, doing more to your body than what you bargained for.

Sometimes he’ll just grab your wrists and pin them above your body, smiling at the small gasp of shock that’s leaves your lips from the surprise. He’ll passionately kiss you at first, you’re going to nut so hard you’ll question your existence.

Honestly it’s embarrassing the state he leaves you in but how can he resist with you touching yourself so sensually like that.

Kisame

Such a sweetheart. When he walks in on you at first he’ll freeze up and shut the door. But then he’ll remember you’re his lover and walk right back in.

“Please don’t stop because of me. Finish”, he’ll softly command. His own large palm grabbing at the thick bulge in his pants. You’re so shy you’ll lie sometimes and say something like “I already finished” or “I’m a little shy so I’m kinda not in the mood right now” and he’ll look at you like you hurt yourself and say “You can cum again can’t you?”, or “I’ll put you back in the mood. Sit back and open up for me baby. You’ll do as you’re told because you’re always good for him but lawd when out puts your thighs on his shoulders, you’ll go feral under his tongue.

Sometimes when you two are just hanging out he’ll coax you into using him to get off. “Hey sweetie, why don’t you ride my face? I’m sure that will get you to enjoy your nap better?”. You know you’re not ready for that kind of orgasm right now so you just sleepily giggle him off and snuggle back into his chest. Now he’s a little frustrated. He really needs to taste you on his lips. “Sweetheart, get on my face right now”, he commands, his tone still calm but very stern. You look up at him while he starts pulling your panties off. Well shit. You’re in for one hell of a ride.

You’re not really good at riding his face. You’re already running from him and it hasn’t even been a couple minutes. His strong arm wraps around your back, his hand pressing down on your lower back to keep you in place as he starts gently eating you out. His fingers are occasionally dipping into your pussy, his tongue also fucking your pussy while he holds your thigh up.

You’re so exposed for him you can’t catch a break. You’ll end up screaming and squirting on his face which he so loves! It doesn’t matter how much you cum he’s gonna keep on eating you out. He can handle it anyway, he’s a shark. You on the other end are an unsteady mess, shivering and whimpering while trying to find something to grab on. This is how you’ll pass out today. Rest well my dear. He’s still interested in seeing you sit on his long and fat cock. You can barely take it but he’ll make sure you do.

Is really into thigh riding and you tend to unconsciously wiggle around on his lap while you’re taking a nap, the softest moans leaving your sweet lips. He’ll try his best to help you, shifting himself under you until you’re seated on his bulge. He’s always so ecstatic to just watch you slowly wake up and realize you’re not far from having an orgasm. You’ll blush and try not to look at him out of embarrassment but he’ll just place a soft kiss on your lips and ask if you need help getting there. He’s going to get you there. It’s not really an option.

He’s such a task, so needy for you and you literally can’t handle him and his stamina, which is why you’ll resort to touching yourself if you wanna cum but not as intense and he makes it. He usually catches you and you always suffer for it.

“K-Kisame ! aaaahhhhh! Oooh fuck! it’s way t-too intense when s-s-suck it like uhhhhhh!”, you’ll cry, not noticing him marvel at your beautiful, struggling self. “Mmm, I know baby. It’s really intense when I do this huh?”, he’ll tease, smiling at the screams coming from you as he zeros in on your clit and shoves two of his thick fingers inside of you. He can’t help that you’re so sensitive, but you really need to work on how much you can take.

Sasori

He loves it when he gets to secretly see you touch yourself. It’s so interesting to him how you get off. This time he caught you riding a pillow. There must of been a vibrator in there considering how you kept on jerking your hips off of it. He slowly grows frustrated watching you run away from the vibrator like that. Why can’t you just sit on it until you’re trembling like you do when you’re on his dick. Then again he’s always in control when you’re riding him so it’s not like you have much of a choice.

He’ll only disrupt you if he feels like you could take way more than you’re giving yourself. He knows you can do better and he doesn’t understand why you act like it’s to much after 5 seconds.

“Oh my god! Sasori what are you doing here!”, you freak out, shutting your legs closed and trying to hide your naked body from him with the pillow you were riding, a huge wet stain on the side of it that drove him crazy. His facial expression will remain unexpressive as he watches you get yourself together. He ruined your orgasm. Just great. “You’re doing it wrong love”, he says, sexy brown eyes zeroed in on your pretty breasts, your nipples all perky and hard. “Give me the toy”, he commands. “Oh I was actually about to wrap this up”, you shyly respond, still frozen in place from shock. He simply sighs, walking straight towards you to pull the pillow from your hands. He found the vibrator and what makes it worse is that you were using the one he made for you that’s supposed be buried inside of you and turned on. He doesn’t like it when things he makes are used to the wrong way. It irks him to his core.

He just gives you that knowing look of disappointment. You bow your head, a little worried about what this means for you. What’s he gonna do? “On your knees for me love”, he speaks, helping you move into the position a little quicker. He pulls out the built in buckles surrounding the bed frame and ties your ankles and wrists down to the bed, a long rod between the buckles keeping your ankles a good distance apart. He finally puts your collar on with his name beautifully carved into it. You knew he was going to leave that thing inside of you until you passed out, trying to regulate your breathing so you didn’t freak out. “That’s it baby, just keep breathing. We’re going to do this right”, he says, rubbing some warm lube on your anus. Your eyes widen in fear. Is he planning on fucking your asshole? You’ve never done that before why did he think it’s okay to do it now! But to your surprise you feel the high vibration of the toy you were using stimulate your hole. Fuck it felt so good. He eventually pushed all of it inside your rectum, the toy on its highest setting Lowkey stimulating your g spot. Next thing you know he’s balls deep inside of you, hitting your cervix with every merciless stroke. It literally takes a few strokes before your making a mess all over the place.

He’s going to fuck you like this until you tell him you promise you’ll use the toys correctly for him. He wants to see you try again tomorrow. Whether you recover from tonight or not before then isn’t his problem. You’re so fucked in the most delicious way you could ask for.

Deidara

Shy baby will immediately leave the room as soon as he notices.

You’re so sexy but he also doesn’t know what to do.

Malfunctions for a good minute.

You two don’t talk about any of it at all. Act like it didn’t happen.

Pein

You know you’re not allowed to touch yourself when he’s not home, so when he catches you fingering your cunt while moaning his name you instantly freeze. Orgasm totally ruined.

You just stare at him in silence. Your body bare and the sheet a little wet from your juices. “Pein…I’m sorry I w—”, you tried to apologize but that scary look on his face meant your fate was already sealed. You’re totally getting it.

You’re getting punished and not the fun type of punishment. The type that will leave you crying tears of frustration and pain.

He’ll slowly walk over to the bed you’re seated on, patting his lap as indication for you to lay across him, your ass directly above his lap. Your legs stay on the floor though, so only your upper half is on the bed and your ass is across his lap. His legs are spread wide open to make room your own. “So you play with yourself when I’m not around despite the rules we set together?”, he asks, his voice loud and clear for you to hear as a hand roughly lands on your ass, the force making it jiggle just how he likes. All you do is gasp in shock. That one really hurt. “Answer me love”, he remains calm, another hard spank landing on the same cheek. “No I promise it was just this one time”, you pleaded, nervous about him bruising your ass once again. “Then tell me love”, he says as he spanks you again. The same cheek. “Yes daddy?”, you respond, already deep in sub space. “Is this the first time you’ve disobeyed daddy behind his back?”, he asks, his voice a few octaves lower. Fuck you swear you could cum from just how sexy he sounds right now, his scent clouding your nose and your hand tightly holding on to his cloak. “Uhm…yes daddy”, you attempt to lie, which he immediately noticed. Three hard spanks came raining down on you so fast, making you scream out in pain. “Baby, you’re lying to me?”, he asks, another spank landing on the same cheek once again. He sunk a finger inside of you, immediately setting to a fast pace, stroking your g spot good enough that it didn’t take long for your body to start tensing up in preparation for your orgasm. He felt your pussy clamp down on his finger and quickly pulled out, denying you of the orgasm that you just know would’ve been so delicious. Before you could fully accept that you had been denied another series of spanks landed on the same cheek, the burn of the sting fiery.

“Don’t lie to me please. Do you like touching yourself when I’m not around?”, he asks again, giving you one more chance to redeem yourself. “Y-yes…daddy”, you choke, trying not to cry from the overwhelming emotion you suddenly felt. He lifted his hand back up, now spanking your other cheek. You almost thought he wouldn’t stop, tears running down your warm cheeks as he held you down and spanked you. At this point your ass was already bright red and you couldn’t sit still. He shoved his middle and ring finger inside of you, rapidly stroking your g spot with enough force to make your ass jiggle. You felt like you would cum so hard so quickly but as soon as you felt yourself get dangerously close he immediately pulled his fingers out, sensing your orgasm approaching. At this point you were crying, you couldn’t take this anymore. “D-daddy I’m so sorry”, you sniffled, “I promise I won’t do it again!”, you pleaded, but that didn’t stop him from slapping your ass a couple more times, his fingers finding their way back inside of you. His thumb pressed against your clit and that was it for you, but he quickly removed his fingers. You were ugly crying at this point. You really hated being edged more than anything else. “P-please…d-d-daddy! cum p-please”, you cried, “Why? I thought you came already? Haven’t you been touching yourself all this time?”, he spoke loud over your crying. He couldn’t stand seeing you like this. But he also loved seeing you like this. He wanted to make you cum so hard for him but he also didn’t want you to think what you did was okay. He wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to give you and orgasm right now. It took everything inside of him to pull his fingers out of you one more time. Denying you again. You were such a mess, crying and whimpering, incoherent apologizes leaving your lips. He figured you learnt your lesson, picking you up and cradling you in his arms.

After you calmed down and where able to talk he ceased his soft kisses on your face, his hand still stroking your back, he could tell you were exhausted and felt so bad about denying you. He stood up and pulled the covers back, gently placing you in the bed before removing his cloak and pants. Just in his boxers he crept in beside you, snuggling against you as the big spoon. He pushed his thigh between yours, his hand rubbing your tummy and the other one under you neck. He fluffed the pillows a little to make sure you were comfortable before pulling you closer into him. “I’m sorry daddy, I won’t do it again”, you sniffed, feeling a little bad that you disobeyed him. “Hey baby it’s okay, you don’t have to apologize anymore. But you don’t get to cum tonight and I’ve missed you dearly so I’ll fuck you a little later and if you dare cum I’ll have to deny you once again”, he spoke , his tone very stern but his body language so loving and gentle. You knew he was mad but also knew he still treasured and loved you deeply.

Try that again and you’ll know pain bestie.

[leopardfang15]

Hidan meets Kakuzu’s Mob Wife

Oh Lord help when Hidan meets this badass woman. She’s sexy as hell and slits men’s throats like it’s just a normal afternoon? He wants to tap that and he makes it very well known to both people.

Kakuzu literally can’t kill him. He’s tried. But he can punch him, he can punch him very hard. Kakuzu is protective, no matter how capable his Mob Wife is. Kakuzu protects his fortune and his girl fiercely and equally.

This doesn’t stop Hidan, who still flirts with the woman despite the fact that he most likely has a broken bone and Kakuzu is practically snarling right beside him.

Mob Wife finds Hidan entertaining, like a comedian. However, she remains loyal to her man. Besides, Kakuzu has spoken about Hidan before, including his abilities. She’s not too fond of him licking everyone’s blood. “Don’t you know that’s how you catch diseases? I don’t want Gono-Herpe-Syphilis.” With Hidan’s history he’s probably got some kind of super STD cooking in him.

Kakuzu’s shoulders are actually shaking with serpresed laughter while Hidan indignantly screams that he’s clean.

Mob Wife dosen’t pay him any mind, simply gives them rooms in her establishment. She also gives Hidan directions to the nearest strip club in an effort to distract him and get him to leave her alone.

Only when he’s alone does Kakuzu actually let it out. He truly laughs, after such a long time. Perhaps allowing his partner to meet Mob Wife was a blessing in disguise. Mob Wife is just happy to spend time with Kakuzu and that she was able to make him laugh. He has such a nice laugh (it makes children weep in terror).

[actuallysaiyan]

Hi! May I ask for a naruto matchup?I’m a mute girl with black hair and dirty blue eyes (and I’m a bit pale).I use they/them pronouns and I’m short.I’m not really friendly and I 90% of the time use sarcasm (written/sign language). I’m lazy as hell and I can give mean comments (written/sign language). I love reading, studying, listening to music and generally being alone. And I’m a pessimist. If possible I’d like a male matchup. Thanks! Hope I did it right! Have a good day! (If you’re lucky)

I ship you with...Kakuzu!

WHY

Kakuzu would find your sarcastic comments so entertaining and the way you just tell people how it is, he likes that a lot.

It took Kakuzu some time to fall for you, but he really enjoyed you. He likes it that you don't bother him, and if you want to spend most of your time alone, he won't mind it at all. When you give people mean comments, he quietly laughs because he knows a lot of people deserve these comments. He's also secretly soft sometimes so he does like spending time with you maybe cuddling from time to time. Most of the time you go with him to collect bounties and aid him through his missions, but if you aren't with him, you don't mind waiting for him. It gives you enough time to enjoy the aloneness that comes with having an Akatsuki boyfriend. Kakuzu knows you can hold your own, but he'll hurt anyone who thinks it's okay to hurt you. He doesn't want anyone to come close to you if they have bad intentions. He just wants you to be happy, and he'll make sure to do nice things every once in a while to make you smile.

Kakuzu really loves you, and while he doesn't always say it, he likes to show it in his own way.

[wing-ed-thing]

Three-Man Squad Relationship Headcanons with Hidan and Kakuzu

Tags/Warnings: No Reader Pronouns, Canon-Typical Violence, Murderous Intent

𓆃 Yikes! It’s like the person who assigned you to this team wanted to get rid of you!

𓆃 Be prepared to always be on your toes and never hear the end of the non-stop complaining and grumbling

𓆃 Hidan cannot and will not shut up. He is constantly talking. He is constantly complaining about something, and even if you try to engage him, he is talking over you

𓆃 Kakuzu snaps every now and again, so you have to learn how to read him quickly as to learn when to jump out of the way to avoid the cross-fire

𓆃 You’ll learn that there is a threshold of how much Hidan Kakuzu can take before he lashes out physically. Sure, you can block whatever the attack is, but you’ve learned that the momentary pause is enough to trap you in the fight

𓆃 At the end of the day, Kakuzu isn’t particularly picky about who he takes his anger out on, so it’s typically best to find a perch and watch until the confrontation is over

𓆃 It’s probably best if you have a similar skill-set or built to these two because neither will hesitate to assassinate you on a whim (especially if you have a bounty)

𓆃 Between Hidan’s long, drawn-out rituals and Kakuzu’s detours to collect bounties, you’ve learned to keep yourself busy. Hidan appreciates the little deck of cards you carry with you. You must’ve taught him all the games you know

𓆃 He’s easily distracted, so some colorful dice and jacks will keep him busy for a good two hours

𓆃 Kakuzu, like most old men, has a guilty pleasure for talking politics. Especially if the topic is stupid. He’ll respect you a bit more if you express that some odd policy from the Land of Water is absolutely dumb with detailed reasoning

𓆃 “Exactly,” he’ll say curtly, crossing his arms and nodding a few times. With any luck, he’ll ask you for your opinion on something, more appreciating the conversation than anything

𓆃 You think he just likes talking to someone with “a level head on their shoulders,” which isn’t too far-fetched considering that your third teammate is Hidan

𓆃 You can 100% trick Hidan into a game of fetch. It gets you a moment of quiet and it’s a great way to keep on Kakuzu’s good side

𓆃 Prove you’re valuable, keep them distracted. You might have a chance.

Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed, and supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.

[bennyb0i0]

Kakuzu smut needs a oneshot of him stealing your panties to jerk off though

I AGREE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Kakuzu stealing your panties

“I’ll be back soon, alright?” You smile back at your lover, turning around to peck his cheek. He was never the type to respond to this form of affection, but that didn’t stop you from doing it.

“Don’t spend too much.” He grumbled, handing you your jacket.

“I know I know.. love you, bye!” you left, closing the door and going on your way.

He knew you’d be back in about an hour, so that gave him more than enough time to do something he’d never tell you about.

He was hard, and he was alone. It wasn’t his fault you wore the “sluttiest” underwear that had the most “tantalizing” scent to them. His hand wrapped around his throbbing cock, feeling the precum on his fingers

It was the thrill of knowing you could really come home at any minute and find him like this. There was always the possibility of you forgetting something and coming home to get it. That’s what made it exciting to the nasty old man.

“Mmmph..” he hummed, slowly stroking his length up and down, feeling the vein on the side. Soon enough, he was pumping his length at a normal pace, mumbling under his breath.

“whore leaving her slutty little panties out for me.. knew I’d find em..”

But that wasn’t enough for him. He needed them wrapped around his cock, though he’d miss the smell. He pumped faster and faster, his breath picking up and his balls heavy. He made sure to cum right in your underwear with a groan. He caught his breath, and threw your panties back in the dirty clothes

Now, he’d wait for you to get home.

UGH THIS WAS SO FUN TO WRITE

[aceopmari]

The Akatsuki React to You Singing ‘New Genesis’ By Ado

A/N: been a while since I did anything Akatsuki related. Saw the new one piece movie last night and I came up with this in my sleep. Enjoy!

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Deidara:

“Do you wanna play? Riaru geemu girigiri!”

🎨Deidara was already crying at the sound of your beautiful voice. The music notes, the lyrics, the aesthetic. This mans heart was about to explode.

🎨You pointed at Deidara and winked as you did a cute little dance. ”Do you wanna play? Riaru geemu girigiri!” You sang. Deidara dropped to his knees as hearts filled his eyes. “YES!”

🎨You snap your fingers and suddenly the two of you were on a rainbow clay bird in the air. You both flew as colorful music notes surrounded you. You took Deidara’s hand and danced with him as you continued to sing.

🎨Deidara was amazed as he watched your colorful music notes drop down below to bomb a village. You smiled at the sight of the dying villagers before turning to Deidara. He looked at you lovingly. “You are amazing!” He cups your cheeks and pulls you into a kiss.

Itachi:

“I want BE FREEEE! Mieru yo shinjidai ga sekai no mukou e! Saa iku yo NEW WORLDDDD!”

🪶Itachi was in shock and awe. Especially with the colorful music notes flying around. Was this a genjutsu?

🪶 Your song touched his heart. His soul. His very existence. ”I want BE FREEEE!” You sang. Itachi couldn’t hold it in anymore. The lyrics made him realize how he himself wanted to be free of his suffering and how he made Sasuke suffer. He broke into tears.

🪶You floated down the stage and got on your knees in front of Itachi before cupping his cheeks as you continued. You wiped his tears away with your soft angelic fingers. “Mieru yo shinjidai ga sekai no mukou e…NEW WORLDDDDDD!”

🪶And suddenly Itachi managed to smile as your lyrics started to make him feel hope again. You brought him into a kiss as a happy tear leaves his eye. Maybe he himself could start working towards a ‘New Genesis’ in this corrupt ninja world…

Hidan:

“Shinjidai wa kono mirai da! Sekaijuu zenbu kaete shimaebaaa! kaete shimaebaaaa…”

🩸Hidan watched as you started dancing. He made a face at the colorful music notes that started to surround you. “…What the fuck is happening…?” Hidan wasn’t a fan of the overly colorful aesthetic as he preferred something much darker.

🩸Hidan’s pink eyes widened at the sound of your singing voice. “DAMN BITCH! You got BARS! How do you sing that fucking high?!”

🩸Finally you finished the song. Hidan had a big grin on his face. He picked you up, gave you a quick kiss, and then raised you up in the air. “Forget about that girly ‘New Genesis’ shit, babe! I want you to write a song about Lord Jashin so that we can spread his word throughout the fucking world!”

Sasori:

“Hateshinai ongaku ga motto todoku you ni!”

🎎Sasori was confused…he didn’t really care for your singing much as he was more focused on the colorful music notes that kept surrounding you.

🎎The more he stared, the more fascinated he became. What a lovely aesthetic. He was starting to feel inspired as an artist.

🎎Sasori suddenly lifted his fingers and connected his chakra thread to your body. He then moved his fingers and made you move and dance the way he wanted you to.

🎎You widened your eyes as you stopped singing. “Sasori?! W-What are you doing?!” Sasori smirked. “Don’t stop now…just keep singing My Doll…” You yelped as Sasori continued to move your body in ways you haven’t before. You screeched painfully when he dropped you into doing the splits. “That’s my girl…” he purrs darkly.

Kakuzu:

“Boku wo shinjite…”

💸“…Oh!” Kakuzu’s eyes widened in shock as he listened to you sing. That voice was powerful…

💸…And profitable!

💸Kakuzu dropped the Akatsuki and took you along with him (against your will). For the next few months, he would be working with you as your manager. He would help you become a celebrity where he would split the funds with you: 90/10.

💸 You were making him lots more money than he ever did at the Akatsuki.

💸”Kakuzu this is ridiculous! I’m barely seeing that money! You’re being unfair!” You cried. Kakuzu sat there and counted his stack of green. “Shut up. I’m counting my money. Go sing that ‘Genesis Garbage’ to your fans again.”

Tobi:

“???”

🎭You had invited Tobi to your first ever concert so that he could also enjoy. What you weren’t expecting was for him to jump on the stage in the middle of your performance…You widened your eyes as you blinked. “Tobi?!”

🎭”HEY GET OFF THE STAGE!” A boy with a straw hat shouted from the audience. “Tobi what are you doing?” You asked. “I wanted to sing with you too, Y/N-chan!”

🎭You smiled before handing him a mic. The two of you started singing and dancing together on stage. “I WANT BE FREEEEE!” You both sang.

🎭You cringed a bit as Tobi was off key but you managed to smile. At the very least, everyone was able to enjoy the performance.