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#Kakariko from BotW speciffically
captain-of-the-roses ยท 4 years
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So I just woke.up amd its 5 in the morning but let me tell you I had the weirdest dream.
So.for some reason I was in the mountains and we.dug a shelter out of snow and everything smelt terrible and there was this one thing that wassnt snow and it was a door with a golden handle.
And I remember since the room smelt horrible everyone wanted to go out but all we.needed to do is go get water? And so someone went out and so it was just me and two other people. A little while later after complaining like 3 years old, we decide to open the mysterious door.
So we approach this door, right? And we semt out leader, who is named Time, in. Amd I watched thus middle age man with blonde hair turn into a wolf. The he walks through the door which the other person amd I Immediantly close.
Then we hear screaming. Just human screaming. Panicking, we open the door to see wolf Time running around in circles by the door amd the charging at a creature out of sight.
So, naturally, after we see that, we slam the.door close and run to hide. I hid in water was at the start a place we put our boots, which were for some reason heeled?, but by then it was a bathroom?
And so I slam my body against the door right as I hear a voice outside amd it goes "I hear about a Tetra and gejfks (I have no.idea what he said it was just demonic screeching)" and then the bathroom door gets shoved open just enough for a bears head to stick through.
And then it smiles and there is so much teeth and he goes "Ah. You must be Tetra." And I have no odea what hes talking about and then suddenly me and the other.person are running down a sidewalk.
They were wearing jeans and I was wearing shorts and they were wearing one of those white undershirts while I had no.idea what shirt I was wearing. And the only key feauture I could see about this person.was the blonde hair the constantly looked windswept.
Anyways, brain decided to call that person Twilight for like 3 more minutes. And as we are runnung down the sidewalk we slow down and look around.
It a small little place. Green grass, sky.blue skies, picture perfect white houses with picket fences, it look nice.
And then I turn around to look at where.we came from amd its a giant snow.covered mountain that seems like its only a few feet away with how big it was.
Then I turn back around and go "I feel like I'm forgetting something."
And the currently dubbed Twilight says "Ya. But its not Time. Hes dead."
And then I go, exteremely cheery-like, all smiles and skipping, "We left Wild up there."
Neither of us do anything amd just continue walking before we both stop amd turn to.look at each other yelling "We forgot Wild!"
And then we ran towards the mountain but now suddenly it was farther away with a green hill before it. And I say "I'm glad we realized this at the same time."
Ignoring me, Twilight said "We dont have time to go to the mountains, come on lets go this way." And by now we are on the hill and we veer off the path and there are just miles of trees.
Then my brain starts calling Twilight Jaune so then Jaune goes "Now I know you want to go through the woods and prove how tough you are but we need to go around."
So I listen and then suddenly I made a realization that my name is Oscar? So I have that.going for me.
So we run around the trees until we get to a hugs hill. To the side, the entire thing is covered with trees. Big trees, little trees, stumps of trees. To the other side, the ome I am standing over, has no trees. Instead there are horses.
So while I'm just standing there zeroing in one a horse I want, Jaune walks behind me and says "We are gonna sheild surf."
So I just pull out a shield from somewhere, hop on, and go zooming the entire way down. Then a pull an ice arrow also out of somewhere and a bow and shoot a brown horse with white legs and black spots on the legs and freeze it.
So I jump off the shield and run over to it but it breaks free. So I do it again and make it this time. Jaune (he's back?) holds ghe hourse steading and I'm sitting there, repeatedly hitting the A button but then the horse breaks free again, runs over Jaune, and I completely fail to catch it.
So we ignore the horses and approach the frnce and there is this bald guy who goes "Ah, you must be here for work." And he hands is appears and starts explainig what we need to do.
I shake my head and say, "Uh, sorry, no sir. We aren't looking for work. You see we just got back from a hunter mission (we did?) and are looking for a way to revive our friend? Know a place?"
And the bald man nods and says, pointing to a map that's suddenly in my hands, which now also holds a volcano, and says "There used to be a village there. A secret grotto. But it's been destroyed. That would be your best bet, but there's nothing there."
I put away the map, turn around, and me and Jaune start walking away as I called over my shoulder, "Then we'll try to find a book or something."
And as I looked around, there is this giant volcano and I dont know if it was my thoughts or Jaune was speaking but I hear "There are people there and we are gonna go find them and make them bring Wild back to life."
Then we arrive to a place that looks exactly like Kakariko in BotW and head to the big house.
Amd om our way there is this guy that looks like a cross between Clover Ebi and some that hair brushed guy you find around Hyrule that tells you where to find a memory. Cause like he is all muscle with orange hair that has no sides but am extremely long tip.
And this guy isn't even being subtle. He pulls a note out of his pocket, looks at it, and lets it hang out of his back pokect. So, naturally, I grab it. He outs his hand back in his pocket and heads up the stairs of this house to go it.
I look at the note to see things like H-1, FF-2, I-7, stuff like that. So I go up the stairs with Jaune at my heels and also another person I had never seen before. And we follow this trail of palates around. They all have things written on them. The last one, specifically, had FFF, GG, H-1. And I turn to my left to see this scregfaly guy just watching me work. I ignore him and give my paper to random person who hands it to Jaune. He places them in some kind of order and suddenly we get a phone call.
It apparently from Katara? And my point of view changes so I see Katara, sprawled out on tge couch, and ont the phone. And she says, "Can I talk to Sokka? I want to know how many I am cooking for." And I domt know who said this but someone said ?Ah yes. Wild amd Sokka. And the rest of them. Warriors, Wind, rat-Legend. And I only get to them before the conversation oicks back up again.
Katara says "Is my fiancee dead?" And I'm pretty sure even my dream self knew that Sokka and Katara were siblings but anyways I see Katara sit up and apparently there are like 5 other people there. One that Katara was laying on, one to that person's right, and three people surrounding the couch.
And as she sits up me amd Jaune are back in the igloo hut in the middle of the mountain. The door is gone and now there is a giant grill next to the bathroom. And as I walk out of the bathroom, I see the grill is covered with hamburgers. And Jaune is ooking each amd every one of them. Although he isn't Jaune anymore cause now hes being called Twilight.
And Twilight says "Put and gwnruxbw (idk) on that one."
And i pick up something and it looks like dough but in not sure and hover it over a hamburger, "This one?"
Still poking burgers, "Yes. That's the cold one. That's Wild's."
And im pretty sure, somewhere, I realize we are forgetting one for Sokka and two others. But, I dont question it amd drop the dough onto the burger. But then the burger swallows the dough and became huge. After staring at it for awhile, I woke up. Fun.
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