#Kaivin Midaeo

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yeah we cheesin, keep scrolling 😤😤

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You know what’s even more fun than running away from someone who obviously wants your head mounted on a wall? Running away from that person and realizing you may or may not be cornered! A grand time, really.

Kaivin huffed, quickly glancing around as he reached the end of an alleyway, making absolute certain there was no way he could weasel out of this without confrontation. There wasn’t.

He tightened his grip on the blade in his hand until his knuckles turned white. He didn’t have much of a choice in this and the longer he stood there to think about it, the less time he had. It was either fight back or get his ass beat; he preferred the former. Kaivin took a few quick steps forward, trying to stab whatever got in his way (preferably Lychin). He wasn’t thinking too clearly on any kind of strategy, unless you count ‘I hate this corner I need to get the fuck away’ as a strategy.

It wasn’t hard to find where Kaivin was- Not at all. Given his big follower base and... his location being on on his Snapchit.

Lychin ran their yellow tongue over their teeth and looked for the violetblood- It shouldn’t be hard given how empty this part of town was... mm.. Ah!

“ KAIVIN, “

They spotted him finally and started towards him with surprising speed given their height, psiionic sparks starting to shoot off from their hands.

He better run.

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Kaivin Midaeo

Bio: You’re reading this like you don’t already know who Kaivin Midaeo is. He’s famous for fuck’s sake! Kaivin runs an extremely popular grubtube channel with his moirail (the two of whom you cannot separate) and they’ll do anything to stay on top. Anything.

Voiceclaim: Conan Gray

Sexuality: Pansexual

Gender: Man, he/him

Age: ~9 Alternian solar sweeps (about 20 human years)

Height: 6′4″

Weapons: Switchblade, throwing knives

Lusus: Tiger shark

Quadrants:

<3: Open

<>: Freyah Lovett (hextrolls)

<3<: Planned

c3<: Open

Sign: Aquacen

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Uh. STream wenT well, I Think.

Freyah and I broke up.

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ApparenTly I need To see a “TherapisT”, whaTever The hell ThaT is.

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fuck it here we go again

rb to get judged by an eboy with iffy morals

yall know how this works by now. 1-2 characters, multiple rbs allowed, etc etc etc. fair warning hes kinda rlly hemoloyal!

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Okay, buT, arT is public domain, righT?? So whaT if I Take a liTTle inspiraTion from oTher people for merch, ThaT’s, like, exposure, yeah? I’m helping!!

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KAIVIN MIDAEO?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING KAIVIN MIDAEO GOD DAMN FOOL LIVE STREAMING DUST EATING RAT BOY FISH BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN EBOY MOTHERFUCKING KAIVIN MIDAEO

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT KAIVIN MIDAEO I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP FOLLOWERS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE FUCKING DUMB IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST PIERCINGS GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said kaivin midaeos waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with kaivin midaeo speaking one word in person on voice in live stream not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the stream again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he makes vlogs but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had freyah make him kill a man cuz if she didnt Im going to make her

paypal.com/IFuckingHateKaivinMidaeo

videos not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his grubtube and I lost it

where the fuck is kaivin midaeo if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty eboy fish

ill punch kaivin and his sad frail fish man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final recording he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when kaivin died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true videos

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Okay, maybe leaving his location turned on on Snapchit wasn’t his greatest idea, but he never really thought to turn it off! It’d never been an issue before!!

Kaivin felt himself jump at the sound of their voice, cursing under his breath. Cool, great, this is definitely what he wants to be happening right now. Fighting scrappy lowbloods was his favorite activity! You know, right after immense sarcasm.

Nonetheless, he shoves his hand down in his pocket to arm himself with one of his better butterfly knives. (It was pretty, the handle matched his top which was definitely done on purpose.) And off he goes, running in the opposite direction. It’d buy him some time until he planned his next move, at least. That’s what he hoped for anyway.

Kaivin was less mad that they were seemingly out to kill him (again) and more bothered that this was ruining the nice walk he was having. Though, it’s not really a walk anymore. More like a run.

It wasn’t hard to find where Kaivin was- Not at all. Given his big follower base and... his location being on on his Snapchit.

Lychin ran their yellow tongue over their teeth and looked for the violetblood- It shouldn’t be hard given how empty this part of town was... mm.. Ah!

“ KAIVIN, “

They spotted him finally and started towards him with surprising speed given their height, psiionic sparks starting to shoot off from their hands.

He better run.

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