#Kagool

[ravenwilds]

Ack but do I want to know more about the 80s waiter fic or about viscount & valet part 3?????

Well viscount and valet part 3 should actually happen - it's written but very rough. hoping to tidy it up in the next two weeks ... the 80s waiter fic is a bit of nonsense which has now morphed into the 5+1 toilet idea, except I've only got a 3+1, not a 5+1 ... extract below, anyway

Merlin gave a cursory knock on the peeling grey door, because the lock had been broken for as long as he’d worked there and no one wanted to walk in on Will having a piss. He expected it to be empty, because everyone should already be in the restaurant laying the tables and polishing the glasses, but, to his surprise, his knock prompted an irritated response.  “Hang on! Jesus!” The voice was posh and its owner sounded like he was in a right mood. It definitely wasn’t anyone Merlin knew. Pressing his mouth to the crack where the door didn’t shut properly, in the hope that the person inside would hear him without him having to raise his voice, Merlin hissed, “I can’t wait! I need to come in now.”  “There must be other toilets. Go and find your own. You don’t want to come in here. This is a hole.” The posh voice sounded dismissive and clearly expected that to be the end of the matter. For some reason this interloper’s casual criticism of what was, undeniably, a crappy staff toilet got Merlin’s hackles up, as did being bossed around by someone he’d never even seen. “Well if you don’t like it, YOU go and use the posh toilets,” he snapped. All he got in response was a growled, “Oh fuck off!”  Even more annoyed, Merlin shoved the door open, “You fuck off! These are staff toilets and I’m staff so---” His tirade ground to a halt as he realised he’d burst in on James fucking Bond. Okay, not quite. But the man in front of him was inexplicably wearing a dinner jacket at ten in the morning and looking hotter in it than Sean Connery had ever done. Merlin’s thought processes locked up. The man pushed a hand through his blonde hair and glared at him. “Oh that’s all I fucking need. Who the hell are you?” Merlin squirmed as the man’s eyes scanned down his body taking in his mud splattered jeans and the damp, Smiths t-shirt clinging to his chest, because he’d not worn his kagool even though he’d known it was raining. Merlin felt scrawny and awkward because this man was built like He-Man – maybe that was an exaggeration, but he definitely looked a bit like Fred from Scooby-Doo, all blond, broad shouldered, the same height as Merlin but filling it out so much more convincingly. Unlike Merlin’s bedraggled mop of dark curls, this man’s hair was artfully gelled back with a Rick Astley type quiff pulled into a twist at the front. 

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[bejitah]

Life is full of surprises but God is always with us. Mao ng chill ra jud diha palangga, kaya nato ning tanan uy. Kusgan baya ta, mao nga laban alaxan. Mulabay ra lagi ng kagool ug mga problema nga imong gihambin karon. Laban Disney Princess.

[irnbraw]

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Is it:

A - A ULEZ monitoring police van - in a ‘Blade Runner’ shroud; B - An ex-SNP motor home covered BY a ‘Sturgeon’ police tent; or C - the SNP’s Kirsten Oswald MP in a kagool bending over to tie her shoelace…?

[poetryandcommotion]

JCC Rip Off

You are mine, you filthy swine. All poetic verse and bluster. Never Sparkled or shook A Vac A stranger to the duster. Sitting on your arse, contemplating verse. A biscuit in your hand. The tables full of coffee cups A tasteless bitter brand. Would you float, your Kagool coat Do what’s right and proper. Give me a lift on the gear shift Of your Yellow Raleigh Chopper  Will you write,…

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[delicateprincesssays]

Gnhan sad ko mo breakdown sa kakapoy, sa kagool, sa kalagot, gnhan rko moadto sa usa ka lugar na ako ra ug ako rang isa kai I cant let them see me na Im so weak. Cause I am truly breaking inside😔💔 Everytime that kind of negativity or darkness start kicking inside of me, Im trying to compose myself not to shatter into pieces cause its exhausting and tiresome, and painful. Sometimes gnhan ko maglagot kai napuno nq sa tanan2 work, life everything in-between pero I can't afford to do so kai dli sad ko gnhan mkalain sa uban. Pati sa akong feelings I have to consider others. Kanus.a pa na pwede akoa napd na feelings ang iconsider? - 2.8.22

[catchmewiddershins]

Kageyama + Awful Weather

Kags bcs I’m bored and he was the first to come to mind - bad weather bcs the weather sucks rn sooooo

Always has an umbrella on him - it’s a patterned one though so he doesn’t use it much

Sometimes the weather looks like it won’t rain so he forgets it... and comes back with hair plastered to his face after a jog - he got caught in the rain

Invites you over to play board games with him

Likes to have the lights on all the time becaus otherwise the lighting is always grey and sad

Buys sweet foods because it makes the day seem less boring

Makes hot chocolate and you snuggle together to binge tv shows

Is one of those people who just loses energy on grey days, the lack of anything just saps it away

Rainy day cuddles!

Sometimes you’ll go for walks together on grey or white days and go sloshing through the muddy fields, you both come back with it encrusted to your boots and one of you always ends up falling over

You like to go to high up places together on windy days, and his hair refuses to move from where it’s been blown to

Just layers up with leggings and shorts over it and a fleece and a kagool and a raincoat over that and he ends up looking like the Michelin man

He likes gloves - they protect his fingers

The two of you make warm, low effort meals because those are what taste best on a grey day

When the clouds clear at sunset, you’ll watch it go down together, holding hands

His scarves wrap super tight up to his ears

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[useless-element]

Karon na adlaw na Dominggo, imbis na pahuway kapoy gihapon. Kasabot mo ngano?

Dli ko kapoy physically, Im just mentally exhausted. An ako la nabuhat karon na adlaw pagkinita ug porn maghapon pagkatapos nako masubmit an due karo nahirimoo na gibatag kadto pang niagi na semana. Ana ko kahubya yet kauwagon.

An ako unta plano katon is maglaba ug maghimo sa ako thesis, pero wala na nako mahimo kay kulang kos dedikasyon ug nawad.an sad kog gana sa ako pag skwela.

Pero kay pobre man ko unya kon muundang oo sayang ang halos 16 katuig na pag iniskwela. Pila na la ka bulan mu portyir na an animal. Mo tung² kos portyir na waray mamauhan. Umay sa akin.

Kay waray man koy nahimo karon na adlaw. Habang nagsurat kos ani na blog. nagkinagool kos ako oral exam ugma duwa pa jud ka bo.ok. Dli la ugma ug sa mga umaabot nga adlaw. Gamay nalang jud na kagool mabuang na jud ko. lol.

Amo la na an ako masurat. Ampo.i nala ko ninyo. sa akong umaabot na exam.

Ug ako la idugang ngari an ako nakit.an na meme sa redit. Libre la an katawa mga lods.

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[deeisace]

? A person who did the subtitles for the weakest link tonight is using different spellings of cagoule?

Apparently it’s also kagoule or kagool, which I didn’t know, but I’ve looked it up - my old dictionary doesn’t have it in any spelling, but google says so, so I spose I oughtn’t comment on it

Were cagoules not around in the 50s? Maybe that’s why my dictionary doesn’t have it - but it was updated in the 70s, and surely they were around then?

Idk

[unkindness313]

The gift of the garb

The Irish Times Sat, Nov 16, 1996, 00:00 By Dylan Moran

SOMEWHERE in this newspaper you are likely to find an article on lash ion. Weekend publications are big on fashion, figuring that you have had your dose of all the world's wars and catastrophes. It seems less absurd in the midst of all this chaos to consider, on a quiet couple of days - since the wars are probably taking a break themselves anyway - how best to find that Kagool you have coveted for so long.

The style supplements tend to take an intimidating tone. "The message this season is simple. If you are a human being you won't be able to wear this." To illustrate their point there is a photo of a model. All the females in these shots have 98 gleaming teeth, are at least 12 feet tall and weigh no more than the actual photograph. If the subject is a man you know just to look at him that his name is Otto or Max; he never burps and his square jawbone has grown right up through his posterior cortex, hence his grave manly expression.

I am amazed at the obsession with appearance so common currently among men. Gone are the days when all you had to do to achieve that James Bond look was make sure your flies were up and rip the larger pieces of dried cheese off your shirt front. Now grooming is a serious business, so take note.

Infancy: the modern busy infant favours all in one affairs to better acquaint itself with its own business. Newborn babies, this season, are aloof, worldly and in control only the nose should be visible.

Toddlers: A wardrobe for action. The hectic day of the developing child includes many goals such as falling down, throwing up and getting lost. Highly coloured fabrics identifiable from the outer solar system will aid locating the wearer and disguise the alarming hues of vomit that only children can produce. All clothes at this stage should be padded, bearing in mind the powerful attraction of tall buildings and the interior of cement mixers.

Childhood: The only acceptable, garb for the young school goer comprises the most antiquated hand-me-downs available. Anything else might engender self confidence and talking to members of the opposite sex in coffee shops, then where would we be? These clothes should be pre New Testament, yarn sacking, anything that causes major acne irritation. Chainmail is ideal. The youth will probably give you all kinds of nonsense about what their friends are wearing. Silence their cavilling with a yard of gingham.

Adolescence: The time of life when one's energies are devoted to self expression by not speaking to anyone. The most popular style the moment is grunge, whereby the garments look, feel and smell as if they have been used to transport a vicious dying animal across Mexico.

At this point, most reasonable people resign from keeping up appearances forthwith. For work you wear whatever has the least stain and at the weekend you revel in your cereal encrusted jumper, at least I do. Everyone is always telling me I look a mess.

"Why," they say, "are you wearing pyjamas?"

"Pyjamas? These are my archery trousers."

"You don't do archery."

"Perhaps, but if we were suddenly called upon to man the crossbeam . . ."

"Also, you have beans on you?”

You can get a little defensive when strangers walk right up to you in the street and say "Hey mister, who cuts your hair? Zorro?"

Pressure is put upon all of us toe impress others to the detriment of our inner slob. Style betokens precisely nothing. Stalin always looked natty. Jesus and Buddha opted for loose "hey don't bother me until I get some coffee" mooching robes. And, okay, Caesar did too, but he probably ironed. You can tell he really wanted to wear a suit from his letters:

Dear Ma,

Veni, vidi, vici . . . but I'm still a little chesty.

Women are the most heavily bombarded sector perhaps this is due to changes in their bodies, which continue relentlessly up to the age of 125. Boys become men and then go bald but a woman's body is a kind of opera, where masks fall to the floor as soon as you think the form is fixed. Girlhood, womanhood, broodiness, pregnancy, post pregnancy, the change ... the possibilities for exploiting insecurity about how to deal with these metamorphoses are enough to make any ad exec weep for joy. All of the "help" offered by the clothiers, cosmeticians and so on sounds like this:

Are you a Woman?

Yes?

Not easy, is it?

Being a complete freak.

Buy this cream.

And many of them do. Everybody wants to be accepted, to be thought, Fallractive. That is why young people devote so much time to finding new areas of the body to hang chains from. That is why men grow moustaches. That is why you see women going for a night out in skirts so short they are, technically, moustaches.

And some people have got the grooming instinct. V, needing to make no adjustment to her delirium inducing appearance, exercises it by ripping, bursting and disposing of all the scabs, zits and accretions that gather on myself. Often in mid conversation.

"Hold still ... what were you saying about your childhood?"

"Well after my terrapin died . . . I thought I'd join the navy. Ow!"

"That's better, don't worry, it'll heal." But I don't mind. Scars are very in.

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