#KNIIIIIIVES!!!

[parasitespngs]

green kniiiiiives(?)

[carrymelikeimcute]

Imagine turning up to torture a whole ship of people and you're like 'look at my KNIVES, I'm so scary' and some dude's like 'my captain, who I expressed my eternal love to, made me eat three of my own severed toes, shot me in the leg and then emotionally blackmailed me into trying to kill him before "dying" and then not speaking to me for several weeks'

....'But I've got KNIIIIIIVES'

*unconvincingly* '....Oh no. Not the knives, please.'

[calmingpi]

Sibling: i like how your tarvek is pretending hes a little weak bitch. Like oh noooo you have to save meeeee i dont know how to use kniiiiiives even though he totally knows how to use knives

Me: he did that in canon

Sibling: REALLY

Me: it was a whole reveal

Sibling: HILARIOUS

[hxvemxnd]

knaivcs

*abruptly leaves*

Follows like a needy puppy.

"Kniiiiiives!!!! Wolfwood seasoned us with salt again!!!!"

[dragons-bones]

For the 'name of my of ocs' meme: I do love Synnove but let's switch it up a bit: Alakhai Noykin!

\o/ Yay, Alakhai!

01. Full name: Alakhai Noykin

02. Best friend: Synnove Greywolfe, Rereha Reha, Dancing Heron

03. Sexuality: Biromantic

04. Favorite color: Dark purple

05. Relationship status: Single

06. Ideal mate: Someone who respects the fact she has no interest in sex. The one person she tried a romantic relationship with who truly and honestly respected this fact, one Haurchefant Greystone, is now deceased, and he is the Gold Standard against which all others are judged. (Good fucking luck, Eorzea.)

07. Turn-ons: Kniiiiiives. None

08. Favorite food: Buuz, tsuivan, gambir - all the flavors and tastes of home.

09. Crushes: None.

10. Favorite music: Morin khuur, but has developed a fondness for Ul’dahn ballads (and even Ishgardian hymns).

11. Biggest fear: Dying alone.

12. Biggest fantasy: Resurrecting Ser Zephirin just so she can kill him again. Retiring back home with enough accumulated wealth to maintain her own herd.

13. Bad habits: Cleaning her nails with her knives at the dinner table, forgetting that most Eorzeans generally don’t react well to nonchalant, graphic descriptions of violence done unto her enemies.

14. Biggest regret: Not telling Haurchefant more often that she loved him, and not getting to start a family with him.

15. Best kept secrets: Honestly hopes that the Dotharl have something going with this reincarnation thing - maybe she and Haurchefant will have a chance in their next lives.

16. Last thought: “Where’s my whetstone?”

17. Worst romantic experience: Well y’know there was that time her lover sacrificed his life for her and her friends and died in her arms.

18. Biggest insecurity: Not being worth the trouble to court and start a family with.

19. Weapon of choice: Kniiiiiives.

20. Role Model: Her mother Khaliunaa, master horsewhisperer of the Noykin

[bekadmfb]

Coworker: Kniiiiiives! Me: You could just say 'sharp, behind' like the rest of us. Coworker: But then it sounds like I'm saying you have a sharp behind. Me: Honestly, I'd take that as compliment. XD