#KJSDFKJH

[battle-subway-ghost]

Ah shit I can't vaguely mention anyone on this website

Sorry kid you were the only person I could remember seeing with similar enough hair to make my point. Don't worry about it.

yeah cause who else has long fuck off white hair

I'm quite literally sure I've seen at least one other person on this website alone with "Long fuck off white hair" anon??? There's definitely more people with long white hair. Even in Alola.

(They were in Paldea I'm not accusing them of being a murderer. but still, my point stands.)

[torrentide-a]

unprompted  ✦  @sungracd  ✦  boops his foul legacy’s nose and blushes. it’s almost kind of cute…

For a heretical combat technique borne of the Abyss...Yes! The Foul Legacy Transformation in all its looming, life-stealing glory was cute! But don't tell that to Tartaglia. He enjoyed that pretty flush of pink crawling up Adrian’s face more than the amused drag of his claw over the swell of their cheek let on. If he ever found out what they thought of it...Well.

[wheelsupin-five-inactive]

CoulsonxMay for the couples' thing?

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaCoulson (Yes he knows he’s been working there for god know how long but he swears it was a push door last time)

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themI would say probably neither but if I had to choose probably Coulson?

Who starts the tickle fightsNeither?

Who starts the pillow fightsAgain, neither,, I don’t think either of them would find it particularly fun as they’re probably tired enough as is??

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileMay? I think both of them would have a hard time sleeping but also Coulson is well over worked and she’d be happy he’s finally getting rest.

Who mistakes salt for sugarCoulson bc he’s an idiot :)

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningI think they both value the other sleeping enough that they try not to let this happen

Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesCoulson :)

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderCoulson? I mean he is a history nerd so i think he would have his books in at least some sort of order (not necessarily alphabetical) for easy finding, though that being said said order may not make sense to anyone else

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesMay? 

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionI mean,, I think Coulson is a bit of a hopeless romantic so,,

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penBoth!! I think they’d both deny it though ajskj

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationUhh I wanna say both?

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesCoulson

Thanks for the ask! now im going to change my mind apporx 500 times over the next hour kjsdfkjhs

[nbtoaster]

if i hack my schools computer and unblock club penguin i can meet all the mascots

[sunsetpan0rama]

BUT I DON'T WANNA LEAVE EITHER AIFNAKVNAKCKAKC

HELPP KJSDFKJH

[undermattsun-archive]

took a break from the blr n come back to find this... & here i was thinking i could finally stray from being a kindaichi fucker, but noooo miki had to give him a monster cock n no self control n now im foaming at the mouth for onion head😐 - L

HA KINDAICHI FUCKER