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[14dayswithyou]

It was cute watching Krow fumble their way through the high-tech home security system and hidden motion sensors -- all of which were conveniently turned off by Ren the moment he saw a flash of furious green on his security feed.

It was only a matter of time before he heard the door crack open and the phantom sounds of footsteps approach, before the bite of cold metal presses itself against his jugular.

"Do it then." His closed-eyed smile looks far too kind for someone who's actively pressing themselves closer to the knife, "You won't."

Maybe it was just his imagination. Ren shrugged it off and was back to looking at his monitors (specifically the fourth one) of his dear Angel, when he felt something cold pressed against his throat.

"[REDACTED], y-you try t-to get me g-god damned chicken nuggets ONE m-more time and I-I WILL cut, r-right here. G-got it?"