#KILLED A BATCH OF BRINE SHRIMPS WITH MY INCOMPETENCE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE CONTAINER IS SUPPOSED TO BE TRANSPARENT
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how under god do i create a self-introductory powerpoint detailing all my academic achievements and work experience like HELLO my name is MOTH i went to SCHOOL had a bit of WORK please hire me for your r&d i PROMISE i help MAKE
#personal#FIFTEEN MINUTES#FIFTEEN MINUTES TO TALK ABOUT MYSELF I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY BUT DO YOU KNOW HOW INEXPERIENCED AND BORING I AM#KILLED A BATCH OF BRINE SHRIMPS WITH MY INCOMPETENCE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE CONTAINER IS SUPPOSED TO BE TRANSPARENT#THE SHRIMP DIDN'T TELL ME SHIT#hi my name is MOTH PLEASE HIRE ME#I REGULARLY COSPLAY TF2 MEDIC
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