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LEO (A Few Stereotypes):
Narcissistic and self-centered: a big misconception about Leo’s that they’re self-absorbed, think they’re the best and doesn’t think about anyone else, but actually they feel very much like the worst so they act like the best to help them feel otherwise. As of the narcissistic claims, Leo’s might be proud but narcissism requires a whole different kind of doucheness, as a fixed sign Leo’s are stubborn and might come off as stuck up but it’s just their confidence and big personality.
Lazy and big procrastinators: like the lion Leo’s have their ways, they love to sleep and eat and chill but when it comes down to it they turn it out and go all the way.
Must be the queen B and demands attention: this one is very stupid in its self because they associate mean girls from movies to Leo’s and I honestly have no words
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A LEO TRUTH
Leo’s are way more insecure than they let on and many are physically confident, as we all know, but, Leo’s couldn’t be more emotionally insecure. They love the idea of love, but they’re terrified of emotional intimacy.
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Bohemian Rhapsody
--WHO ARE YOU-- Name & Nickname: Kimber Elise Monroe | Kimi Age & Birthday: 28 | July 28, 1990 Species: Halfbreed (Human/Demon) Gender: Female Orientation: Bisexual Occupation/Title: Psychologist --I'M TOO SEXY-- Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Dark Brown Height & Weight: 5'4" & 114 Pounds Birthmark(s) & Scar(s): A few, come find 'em. Tattoos & Piercings: 9 Tattoos & a few Piercings Personal Style: Depends on if I'm in a casual setting or a professional one. --CULT OF PERSONALITY-- Archetype: MBTI--ENFP (The Campaigner/The Inspirer/The Champion) & Caregiver (53%), Intellectual (29%) & Visionary (18%) ARCHETYPE DETAILS Personality Traits: Get to know me and find out for yourself. Extroverted Or Introverted: I'm a mix of both, a little more of an extrovert than introvert. Moral Or Immoral: Moral Strengths: I'm a confident and successful woman not afraid to speak my mind or stand my ground. I also like to think grace and kindness are in my nature. Weaknesses: I'm prone to impulse and possess many vices. --INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE-- Emotional Disorder(s): I'm an Empath and that makes life complicated and difficult at times, but despite that fact, I believe I am relatively stable in regard to emotions. Mental Disorder(s): I was diagnosed with ADHD in the third grade, but that doesn't really count. Personality Disorder(s): Nada. Medication(s): Adderall--30 MG Daily Coping Mechanism(s): As messed up as this might seem, it's MY truth nonetheless... My coping mechanisms involve indulging in my impulses and vices. Phobias: Autophobia (fear of abandonment) & Katsaridaphobia (fear of cockroaches) --INTO THE MYSTIC-- Astrological/Zodiac Sign: Leo (Western) & Horse (Eastern) Birthstone: Ruby Element: Fire Lucky Charm: A silver cross pendant that my adoptive parents gave me the day they brought me home. Spirit Color(s): Gold, Purple & Red Totem (Spirit Animal): The Lynx --PUMPED UP KICKS-- Addiction(s): Technically, I am NOT addicted to anything other than The Bad Girls Club (a guilty pleasure), Chocolate Chip Mint Ice Cream & Bubble Baths. Alcohol: Depends on my mood really, but my preferred poisons are Johnnie Walker Blue Label, Patron, Apple Pie Moonshine, Blue Moon Ale, Guinness & German Riesling. Drugs: I typically enjoy stimulants--Cocaine & Ecstasy. Other Vices: Risky/Thrill-Seeking Behavior Hobbies: Reading, sculpting and various forms of physical & outdoor activities. Life/Personal Motto: I've got a few, but none of any significance. --SEX TYPE THING-- Sexually Active: I have a healthy sexual appetite in which I am not ashamed of in the slightest. Does that answer the question? Experienced Or Inexperienced: That is relative. Number Of Partner(s): I don't kiss & tell. Fetishes & Kinks: I got 'em & I'm not afraid to indulge in the pain and/or pleasures they offer. Likes: I like people who are confident, intelligent, open-minded and adventurous. If they are kind, all for the better. Dislikes: I dislike douchebags, idiots & pricks. --PLAYGROUND LOVE-- Relationship Status: Single, perpetually. And perfectly content. Type Of Relationship: Nada. Companion(s)/Lover(s): As previously mentioned, I don't kiss & tell. Likes: Points to the section above at the likes listed. Dislikes: Once again, points to the section above at the dislikes listed. Relationship Goals: I do NOT have any relationship goals since I don't do relationships. --MY FAVORITE THINGS-- Book(s): Anything by Jack Kerouac, Herbert Huncke, Maya Angelou, Amil Segovia, Michael Faudet, Chuck Palahniuk, Hunter S. Thompson, Carl Jung, Friedrich Nietzsche, Vladimir Nabokov, Pablo Neruda, Bret Easton Ellis & Anne Rice. Car(s): My dream car is 1967 Mustang Fastback. Drink(s)/Food(s): Cherry Limeade & Tacos. I also drink a lot of cucumber, lemon & ginger water. Object(s)/trinket(s): My cross pendant, leather journals & Montblanc pens. Art (Painting Or Sculpture): I LOVE art in general and have too many favorites to name off right now. Weapon(s): My Butterfly Knife & Louisville Slugger. --THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED-- Favorite Song(s): Just like art, I LOVE music and there are too many favorites to name off right now, but for awhile I've been addicted to Cigarettes After Sex-Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby. Annoying Song(s): Christ, I got a few I find annoying, but I do really despise anything by The Spice Girls, Ace of Base & Nickelback. Feel Good Track(s): Anything by Sublime or The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Melancholy Melody: Billie Holiday-Strange Fruit Relatable Song(s): Damn, this is a hard one. I would have to say for personal reasons Iggy Pop.The Stooges-Gimme Danger or David Bowie-Heroes Trigger Song(s): Anything by The Misfits or the Dropkick Murphy's makes me wanna drink or gets me ready for a fight and to unleash holy terror, the majority of the songs by She Wants Revenge put me in the mood to throw down in the sheets, Buckcherry's Lit Up just makes me want to snort rail after rail of Coke, Train's Drops Of Jupiter for some reason causes me to Happy Cry & Mazzy Star's Fade Into You makes me sad. --SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE MOVIES-- All Time Favorite Movie: It's a tie between The Big Lebowski & Road To Paloma Worst Movie: The Garbage Pale Kids (I love it anyway) Favorite Comedy: Aside for The Big Lebowski, I have to say it is (as of now) Deadpool. Favorite Romance: I DO NOT DO ROMANCE. Favorite Cult Classic: Fuuuuck, there are so many... Donnie Darko, Legend, Labyrinth, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, A Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, The Warriors, Vanishing Point, Heathers, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, The Lost Boys, Dazed And Confused, Reefer Madness, Freaks, Clerks, Dead Alive, Angel Heart & so many more. Favorite Horror: A Nightmare On Elm Street & The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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SEX TYPE THING: A SURVEY
1. What is Your Name? Kimber Elise Monroe--Dr. Monroe, to some of you. 2. How old are you? 28 3. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? http://www.roleplayer.me/Built_For_Sinhttps://kimber-elise-monroe.tumblr.com (NSFW) 4. Do you like it rough or sensual? I'm all about diversity. Typically it depends on my mood and my partner as well. 5. Opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Both--I am Bisexual. 6. How often do you like to have sex? Often--I'm not the most friendly or gracious person when deprived. 7. Is sex a top priority for you? Sex, in general, is a large factor in my life and NOT just for the act in itself and sating my personal needs alone. I'm a Psychologist and that should explain quite a bit. Granted, I am NOT in the habit of denying myself. 8. How do you feel about one-night stands? I'm not a one-night stand kinda gal and even though I have no issue with them when it comes to other people, I just can't throw down like that at all. I prefer brief, casual trysts with someone I like, have fun with and can somewhat trust. Once it has run its course, so be it. Move On. 9. How many one-night stands have you had? 0 10. Favorite position? I like them ALL. As mentioned already, I like diversity. 11. Favorite place to have sex? Anywhere for the most part and I can't deny that I have a pension for semi-public locations, but I draw the line at places that are filthy and disgusting. 12. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Complicated question... I have never been in love, but have made love and I do enjoy a damn good fuck. I'm down for either pending my mood and as long as the other person doesn't get things twisted, I'm not complainin'. Make Fuck & Spread The Love. 13. Ever watched porn while having sex? HA! I actually haven't done this, but I am certainly NOT opposed to it. However, when in the moment and gettin' down and dirty, my attention is on my partner rather than anything else. 14. Do you get off first or do they? This truly depends on the partner and various factors--the length in which one can hold out, who is in the proverbial driver's seat and eager to please first, the position, the intensity, the type of sex (hit & quit it or long & savory), etc. Shall I continue? 15. Do you like kissing during sex? YES. I love kissing during foreplay & sex. 16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet? I do tend to moan and even whimper. How vocal I am as well as the volume, depends on the state of my arousal and my partner's skill & performance. 17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet? Doesn't matter much to me. 18. Does size matter? At times, yes it does matter. A size too small can be unfulfilling whereas a size too big can be quite uncomfortable, if not painful even. There is also the factor of skill that should be considered. 19. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 17 20. What does your favorite foreplay include? I LOVE LOVE LOVE FOREPLAY. Gimmie gimmie gimmie ALL of it. 21. Do you ever play with yourself during the act? When inclined and the mood strikes--HELL'S YEAH! 22. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? I've allowed some anal play, but full on anal? Not yet. 23. When and where was your wildest sex ever? At Burning Man in 2011 with Shea, but I've had some experiences and exploits in general so it is really all a matter of perspective. 24. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? I seriously have too many to even list at this point. 25. Have you ever done porn? No--I have a reputation and career to protect. I can't get caught on camera doing anything nefarious. 26. Is the sex still good when you're cheating? Cheating is NOT in my vocabulary. 27. During sex...what are you thinking about? HA! That absolutely depends on my mood and my partner as well as what we are doing and exactly how we are doing it in the moment. 28. Do you prefer the top or the bottom? I like to switch it up. 29. How many positions do you like to do during one episode? I'm down for anything but it really depends on the mood and the connection I'm feelin' with my partner during the act/in the moment. 30. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner? I KNOW how to please a partner and always succeed in that regard. 31. Could you live without sex? Seriously? This question is a joke? Trick? C'mon, a life without sex just isn't a life worth livin'! 32. How often do you find sex boring? Rarely. I choose my partners carefully and only do the deed with one's similar to myself when it comes to sex--bold, adventurous, confident, fun, passionate, kinky and open-minded. 33. How long does sex usually last for you? Once again, many factors come into play and even though I prefer to have time on my side so I can take my time, I don't clock sex. 34. Do you like to give oral sex? I'm down for oral sex period, giving or receiving--I'm game. 35. Do you like to take oral sex? Hell's Yeah! 36. Have you ever taped yourself in the act? NADA--Refer to question 25. 37. Have you ever had a Threesome? Indeed, I have had a threesome before. Granted, I am typically NOT the type that likes to share, but with that said, I keep an open mind. 38. Have you ever had interracial sex? Seriously? Is this question for real? I swear. Let's just say, I don't have any prejudices nor am I biased when it comes to skin color/tone. 39. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom? Oh yeah, I certainly have been caught. My boyfriend from high school and I were goin' at it in the basement at his parent's house--the basement had been converted into a family game room, mind you. Anyway, his parents came home early afternoon and walked in on us. His sister, my best friend, came in shortly after when we were scrambling to get dressed. 40. Have you ever had sex while at work? As much as I would LOVE to do this--No, nor would I. 41. Have you ever had sex while at school? Fuck Yeah. 42. Would you ever have sex in public? Semi-Public sex is a massive turn on for me. 43. What's your biggest turn on? This is so damn difficult to answer. I have too many that are highly ranked and equally tied in regard to the physical, mental and personality in general. 44. Do you spit or swallow? Both--depends on my mood and how dirty/messy and/or quick/efficient I want to be. 45. How many times have you gotten off in one night? I don't typically keep count, but I can get off multiple times a night without much of an issue. Granted, do it too many times and the Puss-Puss gets a little tender. 46. Would you let other people watch you have sex live? HELL NO! However, I definitely don't mind being the voyeur and watching others. 47. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f? My best friend is Penelope, and we have never had sex nor would we. I have had sex with her brother though and lotsa sex with other close friends. 48. Do you ever have sex in the shower? Of Course.Slip & Slides are fun too. 49. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it? I can't believe I am about to admit to this, but there are two places actually tied for this spot and they both happened in the same night whilst at a carnival. Inside a haunted/spook and gore house. In a clown car behind a freak show tent and near to a giant, yellow slide. 50. Do you feel you are up to par in bed? I'm more than up to par--True Story. 51. Are you still going to have sex when you’re 70? I'd like to think so... Hell, I hope so. 52. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment? Probably when my high school boyfriend's parents caught us going at it in their basement/family game room. 53. Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed? Depends on my mood and intent as well as my partner's preferences. 54. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht? I actually have NOT, but I'd like to give it a go. 55. Do you like having sex in cars? HA! Remember clown car? I can get down in a car and really enjoy it if it is a vintage muscle car. 56. Do you wear protection as often as you should? I’m on the pill--RELIGIOUS about taking it. I also practice safe sex and make my male partners wear condoms. I very rarely bareback it. 57. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? I won't throw down with jail bait/minors and if he/she is at risk for breaking a hip or throwing out their back then It's a no-go for me. 58. What's the perfect size? I won't lie, I can get down with 6 inches just fine, but anything over 9 is pushin' my limits. 59. Have you ever done bondage sex? BDSM--I can totally dig it. Break out the restraints and show me how it's done. 60. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? I DON'T KISS AND TELL--at least in this case. 61. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? Yeah, can't get me to open up on this one. I'm NOT crazy or stupid.
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LEO:INTEREST, LIKE & LOVE
Passing interest-Could be tempted to seek you out,though less than Aries and Sagittarius. Interested in your style and self-expression. Judging how open you are and your moral qualities. Balanced in the attention they give to you and others,but starting to give you slightly more attention than others. Can want to engage in creative projects with you.
If they like you- May want to show off, know they can offer you a lot but want to be noticed first, very warm, amiable, inspiring. Much like Aries but warmer and perhaps a bit less direct. Likely to compliment you and desire the same attention in return. Very strongly attentive to you sometimes, using their natural energy of speaking from the heart and acting from the heart more towards you. Very playful around you,can be exuberant and excitable. Interested in your hobbies/passions and whatever makes you shine .Will be visibly happy to see you everytime you come around .Playful type of relationship.
If they love you- Openly generous. Will be moved by your situation and can have a sense of righteousness about you. Their dramatic qualities extend to them caring about you as well. Feels genuine joy about having you in their life. Loves to play and be passionate with you. Openly gives attention and compliments to you and feels safe to let you in on their concerns. Very genuine and open. Loving.Creative type of relationship.
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1. I crush A LOT and often. HA! I do have a few crushes at the moment, but I'll never tell. ;] 2. 5'4"--Needless to say, I wear heels often. 3. Tacos & Chocolate Chip Mint Ice Cream 4. Little Wing--Jimi Hendrix & Cigarettes After Sex--Nothing's Gonna Hurt You Baby 5. Jimi Hendrix 6. I love my ex (only have one ex, mind you), but it's a platonic love. 7. I am from the South--Knoxville TN, I'm a Psychologist and I LOVE my job, & I am prone to vice in which I am NOT ashamed despite having the desire to keep it a secret. 8. I have a few, but one is sculpting and working with clay. I'd like to learn how to blow glass. 9. SINGLE--I don't do commitment or serious relationships.
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"Now, just because I have a perverted sense of humor, I would totally purchase a bottle of LUBE (the tingly kind), an EGGPLANT OR a SQUASH (because let's be real, a cucumber is too obvious and just plain boring) and a STUDDED DOG COLLAR W/MATCHING LEASH." Shifty Eyes. "If anything, the cashier is going to wonder what kinda libertine and nefarious shyte I might be up to and the thoughts and imagery alone will be enough to make him/her HELLA uncomfortable. TRUE STORY."
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A FAVORITE PAST TIME: I love to sculpt and to work with clay. I picked it up in high school and found it to be quite meditative and relaxing. The fact I am creating something whilst in such a state is even for the better.
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FLOWER POWER
Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
14
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jimi Hendrix--It will always be Hendrix.
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
The Color of Sin.
Foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
My biological mother is named Lilith and apparently, I have a lot of half-siblings.
My biological father and his family were/are Cherokee.
My adoptive parents were a bit older than most new parents when they adopted me.
Allium: What’s the best thing you can cook?
I'm best known for my homemade Chili, Spaghetti and Pies.
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
I'm NOT sure I even want kids.
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Jimi Hendrix--Little Wing or Janis Joplin--Summertime
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Cream Cheese Pumpkin Rolls
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Relationships period aren't really my thing.
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
New York Clam Chowder
Daffodil: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
On the day my adoptive parents brought me home, they gave me a silver cross pendant. It was the first real gift of significance that I ever remember getting from anyone at that point in my life. I was six years old.
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Love is relative.
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
NO WAY. I am a carnivore. RAWR!
Peony: What’s your favorite hot beverage?
COFFEE with a splash of Italian Sweet Cream or Bailey's.
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Red Velvet
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
I don't really care either way. They are simply a form of transportation.
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
I can play the piano.
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Penelope "Pen" Bryant was/is my best friend.
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
A pale shade of the prettiest yellow I've ever seen.
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Caramel Latte with extra Caramel.
Violet: Do you like where you’re from?
I love my hometown, always will. However, I doubt I would ever leave New York now.
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Where The Wild Things Are
Rhododendron: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?
I used to have dreams about my biological mother, Lilith. Most would consider them nightmares and quite scary.
Queen Anne’s Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
I'm festive and enjoy doing both.
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Peanut Butter Cups and Cherry Licorice
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
COLD--always cold.
Marigold: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?
Not really...
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
I love the rain, especially when I get to dance in it.
Azalea: What’s a movie you cried while watching?
The Lion King guts me.
Dandelion: Do you think you’re important?
Hm... Let's just say that I do believe my life has meaning and significance.
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LIFE PATH/MASTER NUMBER 9
9: The Humanitarian--https://feliciabender.com/nine-life-path
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PERSONALITY ARCHETYPES:
Caregiver (53%), Intellectual (29%) & Visionary (18%)
MBTI--ENFP (The Campaigner, The Inspirer, The Champion) https://www.16personalities.com/enfp-personality
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1. My last kiss wasn't anything special and truth be told, I don't really remember much about because I was 'LIT'. I do know it was with a chick and she was pretty damn hot. 2. This might sound odd, but this is an obsession that began after I read Spoon River Anthology by Edgar Lee Masters when I was in the 7th grade. The book is a collection of poems that narrates epitaphs belonging the people of the fictional small town Spoon River. For some strange and unusual reason, it inspired an obsession with cemeteries, headstones and epitaphs. 3. Work. Work. Play. Work. Play. That about sums it up. 4. I really don't have many insecurities, but one that I have had since I was young correlates to my fear of abandonment. 5. Before I adopted, I wanted to be a Veterinarian. However, after I was adopted (a few years later) and my adoptive father would talk as well as explain his job as Psychologist. I knew that is what I wanted to with my life. 6. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I don't kiss and tell. 7. Damn right I support it! In my opinion, love (between consenting adults) has no boundaries or limitations therefore shouldn't be restricted, especially in regard to marriage. 8. I will NOT discuss sexual escapades because as I have stated, I don't kiss and tell. I will speak on a weird encounter in general though. Living in New York as well as being a Psychologist provides for a lot of weird encounters. However, there is one that comes to mind. I met a homeless/vagabond on the Subway one night after study group (this was years ago), and the man just started randomly talking. It was obvious he was talking to the voices in his head. He caught my glance and proceeded to talk to me as well as the voices. Surprisingly, I could understand everything he was talking about, including with the voices, and we actually ended up having a very in depth conversation. He was odd, obviously schizophrenic and possibly unstable, but the intelligence and insight he possessed, no less incredibly. I end up missing my stop that night and spent hours on the subway just talking to him. Matter of fact, he was the one to take leave first, saying he had to meet the ghost of Bob Marley in the park. I never say the man again, but I won't deny it, I wouldn't mind if we ever crossed paths again. 9. I could literally spend hours just talking about my job and why it matters. However, I'll keep it simple. When it comes down to the bare minimum, I help people and in my opinion, that counts for a lot. 10. I honestly have NO clue because children aren't something I have decided if I want to have one day. I do like the names Chloe, Emma, Gia, Keira, Lola, Lorelei, Tessa and Zoey. 11. I'd like to do more traveling (Australia, Bali, Italy and Ireland are the main places I would like to visit, but I do have others), publish a book, check out a legit sex club, parasailing, spend a debaucherous and wild weekend in Las Vegas, go on haunted tours of New Orleans, try V (vampire blood), meet Iggy Pop and/or Henry Rollins, learn to ride a motorcycle and have deeply profound conversations with a spiritual leaders (doesn't matter the faith or religion). 12. I have a tendency to overindulge in various vices and take things to the extreme. 13. Typically, I don't kiss and tell, but I will give over this tid bit of information. The oldest person I have slept with was 37. 14. Right where I need to be.... 15. I honestly don't like planning that far ahead. 16. I do believe in the concept of monogamy and respect it, but at this point in my life, it just isn't my 'thing'. 17. This question is a loaded gun. HA! Let's just say my faith (not very religious) is a mix of different concepts, ideals and practices from various sources. 18. I honestly don't want to name who comes to my mind, at least in regard to who I know personally, but I do think Lisa Bonet, Cleo Wattenstrom and Emily Ratajkowski are HELLA sexy women and as for the men, a few in which I consider eye candy are Jason Momoa, Jord Liddell, M. Shadows and Ricky Whittle.
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