#KALIM DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SOAP I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE SOAP

[thatgirlonstage]

Oh my stupid boy

[inkymers007]

Flowers and Masks (Part 1)

Fandom: Twisted Wonderland (Specifically the Glorious Masquerade event) Genre: Fantasy Warnings: N/A Word Count: 1,354 A/N: This series gonna be posted whenever. There's no specific time I have for this I just wanted to post this for fun. And since the events going on I figured it'd be perfect timing. :3 Also good luck to anyone pulling for the event!

“Okay I’ll go over it again,” The black haired vice housewarden explained. “Towels are on the second shelf. Your comb is in the box beneath that, next to the hair dryer.”

“Uh huh,” The white haired boy said as he nodded along. All with a smile on his face.

“There’s medicine for headaches and stomach issues in the first aid kit. Other medicine is in the chest of drawers, top drawer.”

“Got it!” “I put out some spare soap, but if you need more it’s in…”

His voice droned on and on. It was like a parent reminding their child to do their chores, because they were going away on a trip. Which was true, the vice housewarden was going on a trip. He was going to Fleur City to go to a social gathering. Meeting other mages at the smaller school of Nobel Bell College. It was especially exciting because around this time there was a festival that happened once a year. However he wasn’t talking to a child. No, he was talking to his housewarden who was looking at him with wide eyed attentiveness. However the red haired man sitting in the same room thought otherwise. Sure his housewarden wasn’t the smartest man alive, but he was still capable at times.

“Jamil, he’s not a child,” The redhead groaned. “Kalim can handle himself just fine.”

“Augh, I’m just worried!” *Jamil said. He then put both his hands on Kalim’s shoulder’s. “Are you really going to be okay on your own for three days?”

“Don’t be such a worrywart, Jamil!” Kalim chuckled. “Nothing’s gonna happen. And if something does happen, the rest of the guys in Scarabia will be there to help. It’ll be fine.”

“Yeah, I mean you did give all of them a manual,” The redhead added.

“See we’re good,” Kalim said with a smile. However his smile soon faded into a frown. “Although I wish I could’ve gone to Fleur City with you and Valerio. The name alone makes it sound beautiful. Aren’t you two excited?”

His smile then returned in the matter of seconds as he beamed at both his fellow classmates. “This is a chance to make friends from other schools. You two lucked out big time!”

“Yeah maybe we’ll even find Jamil a girlfriend or something,” Valerio chuckled.

“You think so?” Kalim asked excitedly.

“I doubt it,” Jamil spat as he glared at Valerio. “One single social wouldn’t be enough to form any meaningful friendships. Let alone a relationship.”

“You never know~” Valerio playfully teased. Smirking as he was immune to Jamil’s glares by this point.

“Although I am looking forward to touring somewhere new,” Jamil remarked. There was a smile on his face as he spoke.

“Yeah there you go! I’ll be super happy if you two enjoyed yourselves. Tell me all about it when you two get back,” Kalim beamed.

“Don’t worry we will. I’ll even bring you back something,” Valerio smiled

“Really?” 

“Really, Really.”

“Thanks, Val! You’re the best.”

“Anyways,” Jamil interrupted. “Please be careful, and don’t get injured or sick while I’m away.”

“Sure thing!” Kalim grinned.

“All right, let’s go over it one more time. Towels are on the left…” Jamil started.

“Again!?” Kalim yelled.

Valerio let out a groan as he rolled his eyes. Not wanting to hear Jamil go through this for the millionth time; he got up and headed to his room to pack. As the redhead traversed through the halls he could hear the groans of his fellow dormmates about Jamil’s manual. A part of him was lucky that he got picked to go on this trip. Otherwise he would have to read the endless pages of rules and instructions. The mere thought of it made Valerio shudder as he finally got to his room. He opened the door and was expecting to see the room empty. However, there was a student sitting on top of his bed holding one of the pillows. If it was a Scarbia student it wouldn’t have been out of the ordinary, but the brunette was from Octavinelle. Thankfully Valerio knew the person, but that didn’t quell his confusion. Their cyan eyes landed onto Valerio and they smiled at him.

“What’s up, Val?” The student asked.

“Nothing much, but what are you doing here Salem?” Valerio asked.

“Floyd and Jade are tearing up the Mostro Longue because they were mad that they didn’t get picked. So I thought I’d come here to get out of the crossfire.”

Valerio nodded in understanding. He had forgotten how violent the twins could be sometimes. He then moved to his bed to get his suitcase out from under it. 

“Well, I’ll be here packing for that trip. Hope you don’t mind,” Valerio said as he turned his back on Salem and opened up his closet. Revealing a wide array of Scarabia uniforms.

“You still haven’t packed yet?” Salem asked in disbelief.

“No, I was helping Jamil organize everything for Kalim.”

“Ohhh… Well Azul’s practically got everything packed down to the letter.”

“Of course he has,” Valerio slightly rolled his eyes at the mention of Azul. “Always prepared for anything.”

“Yeah… but hey maybe on this trip you two can finally kiss or something.”

That made Valerio’s face heat up. Him and Azul… kissing? To be fair he has thought of things like that. As much as Valerio hates to admit it. However, he knows that it’ll never happen. After all Azul hates him and is only teasing him because Valerio’s done it countless times before. So there’s no way he’d actually do it… right?

“D-don’t be ridiculous Salem that won’t happen,” Valerio dismissed as he packed a school uniform into his suitcase.

“Oh come on, Val, you two have been practically flirting with each other for a year and a half,” Salem insisted.

“Speaking of flirting, how's your flirting going?” Valerio asked. A bit of tease was in his voice, but really he wanted to change the subject.

Now it was Salem’s turn to blush profusely. They instantly dropped the pillow and waved their arms around.

“W-well it’s just that… well you know… I… haven’t done it yet,” Salem muttered. Looking away in shame.

“Did you get cold feet again?” Valerio guessed.

“Wha- no! He was just really busy and I-I didn’t want to bother him is all!” Salem stammered, but they still weren’t looking at Valerio.

“Uh-huh.”

“Ok, as his childhood friend you should know how busy Vil is. Imagine you're in a conversation and someone walks up to you and is like, ‘hey baby what’s up?’ Like that’s so incredibly rude. He already thinks Octavinelle’s shady anyways. I don't want him to think I’m rude on top of that. And it would’ve been even more awkward if I was just standing there. Actually not only would it have been awkward, it would've been a bit creepy as well. I mean could you imagine…”

That was the second time today that Valerio has heard someone ramble. However this one he couldn’t escape from it. Not that he minded since he found that Salem’s ramblings could be amusing at times. Despite the onslaught of words the Octavinelle student was saying there were a few words that stuck to his mind.

“Maybe on this trip you two can finally kiss or something.”

Those words replayed in his mind. All while a scene flashed before him. The two of them standing in a plaza of flowers. His beloved rival standing in front of him, his gray eyes looking at Valerio with love and adoration. The smirk he usually wore was replaced with a smile. A genuine warm smile that made Valerio’s heart swell. He would hold Valerio close and whisper sweet nothings into Valerio’s ear. The oranges and reds of the sky only made the scene more romantic and warm. 

Valerio shook off that scene from his mind and regained his focus on packing. However the thought still plagued his mind. Occasionally popping up here and there.  Maybe it was the hopeless romantic in him, but… he wouldn’t mind if the social ended with a kiss or… Something else…

[thesunshinebunny]

Can I ask for the dorm leaders reacting to their S / O asking them to join them in the shower for the first time???

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, oooookkkk, I can see what you did there dear anon.

In my great humble imagination, I'd like to take a dip in the huge bathtub that Kalim surely has in Scarabia. Let me dream, I like to relax in big bathtubs with foam, bubbles, music and incense. Before we begin, I warn you that all characters are +18.

Let’s goooooooooooooo

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Riddle

Oh dear, you don't know what you just did.

It was a decent proposal to be honest, you just wanted to spend a quality moment with our Queen, but I think the smoke got into his head.

"Riddle, I'm going to take a shower, would you like to join me?"

Puff red as a tomato and about to explode.

You stared at him in disbelief, until you realized your words. Maybe Riddle wasn't ready for that big step.

You entered the bathroom alone, but not before asking for forgiveness.

Now you left Riddle alone with his thoughts, that's much worse.

Your intention was to take a short shower, but with the event that had just occurred, you were eating your head as the water ran down your body.

The longer it took you to get out, the more your anxiety ate you up inside. You would have panicked if you hadn't heard the door open and close almost inaudibly.

Riddle stepped into the shower, standing behind you and circling your waist.

"Please don't turn around, it's still too embarrassing for me, but I can't help but feel calm right now"

Neither of you spoke or moved the rest of the time you stayed in the shower, even forgetting to wash properly. But that 'mistake' was the beginning of multiple long shared showers.

Leona

The lazy lion here wasn’t in his plans to get into the water, much less shower. If you had asked getting into the lounge’s pool, maybe he would have considered it.

He just lay on his bed, about to fall asleep, not caring about your figure in the middle of the room. He didn't care that you were getting irritated every second.

"I don't have the need to bathe, go alone"

He heard you leave and thought he was going to sleep peacefully before you get out of the shower… until an impact on his head dislodged him.

You had thrown dirt all over his hair, spreading over his chest and the bed.

“Now you have a reason to shower. You're dirty"

I recommend you to run to the shower, because the look Leona gave you… I highly doubt that you will make it out alive.

Arriving at the threshold, Leona grabbed you by the legs, placing you on his shoulder and getting under the faucet.

This fucker turned on the shower without letting you remove your clothes first, ending up drenched.

"Ah, my mistake, I think you're a little wet. Let me take off your clothes"

The malicious smirk on his face didn’t give you confidence, and didn’t disappear even when you were both naked under the water.

“You have courage to fill me and my bed with dirt, did you want to take a shower? Now you are going to clean me"

Ah… worth it?

Azul

Did he hear you well? Do you want to take a shower with him?

Oh dear sea witch, help him, he is about to have a neurism.

Azul wasn’t against your proposal itself, he was very concerned about his physique.

And what if you don't like what you see? would you are disappointed? And if it disgusts you to look at him naked or semi naked?

Thousands of questions ran through his head, making it impossible for him to give you an answer. If you looked closely, you might even see smoke coming out of his ears from the gears in his head moving; even tears were threatening to leak out of his eyes.

You placed your hands on both sides of his face, "Come with me"

You guided him into the bathroom, placing him under the shower head. You let go of your octopus and turned on the hot water before he could say anything.

Both were burned by the touch of the hot water, even Azul wanted to get out of there, but you stopped him by wrapping your arms around him.

The warmth of your arms on his torso made his heart skip a beat. He never thought he was going to be able to have this kind of intimacy with you, and I'm not talking about nudity.

It was literally like being in the rain in the middle of the courtyard, but in solitude inside Azul's room ... rather in his bathroom ... with clothes that were beginning to cling to the body.

"Do you feel better? Do you think you're ready to take off your clothes and really give us a hot shower?"

Azul never said a yes so fast in his life.

Kalim

A shower? A simple shower? What is that? Kalim only knows how to take big baths in tubs that could be the size of a house.

Either way he said yes, don’t be alarmed.

Wasting no time, he led you to the bathroom in his room, which you could swear was the same dimensions as the bedroom, apart from being very resplendent.

Kalim was very respectful at all times, he gave you your time to undress, he wasn’t invasive and he turned around when you asked him and thus enter the water.

Our sun here took the trouble to decorate the bathtub when you weren't looking, now the whole place was decorated with incense and scented candles from the Land of Hot Sands.

Even if you walked carefully, you might come across a few gold coins on the marble floor of the tub.

All very beautiful, but I think I would be very overwhelmed with such extravagance. And that is also your case, it’s better to tell Kalim directly.

Like before, don't worry, Kalim would understand your feelings a 1000% and if closing your eyes for the entire bath time makes you feel better, then Kalim would be willing to snuggle you on his chest and wash your head himself.

He ’s a gentleman, what can I say.

But, if you feel comfortable with all that, then I advise you to start a bubble war. Who said bathing with your partner has to be serious?

"Take care of your bubble ammunition, you wouldn't want to be left with nothing and for me to tickle you"

You made a mess in the whole bathroom, be careful when you leave, there is soap and water everywhere.

Vil

Oh no no no, dear, no dear.

One does not shower with Vil, one BATHES with Vil.

Like Kalim, Vil takes his bath quite seriously. He needs to follow his skin routine very meticulously and for that he needs oils, essences and… other things that my poor ass couldn't buy all the time, even if I wanted to.

His bathtub is not as gigantic as Kalim's, but it is much larger than average.

If for any reason you are embarrassed to bathe naked, don't panic. Vil has exclusively for you a bathrobe that you can use in the water, and one for him too obviously.

Prepare for a full-body massage session. The oils are not for decoration, they are to soften the skin and Vil would give the best massages of your life, you cannot argue with me

By the way, you also wash your hair with an equally expensive shampoo. There is no middle ground here: either you take a simple shower in your bedroom, or you go big with Vil.

That reminds me, the moment you take the first bath with this Queen of beauty, you have just signed a contract (not one of Azul's) in which it stipulates that from now on, every day you will bathe with it, end of discussion.

Vil may at first have been a bit ecstatic to the idea of ​​you giving him massages with his special oil and washing his hair; he has a very meticulous routine that he adheres to to the letter and your inexperienced fingers would not do enough magic.

Buuut, nothing like a good class in the middle of the bathtub to give good results.

In summary, taking a bath with Vil is like having a full day at the Spa, completely free ... well, almost free 😉

Idia

Idia.exe stopped working.

Jokes aside, Idia stopped reacting for a few seconds, he didn't even remember to breathe.

I can't tell if Idia is one of that kind of weeb that doesn't bathe, I want to believe that he does, please make me believe that he does, I implore you

Taking a shower with Idia can be a bit… embarrassing, mostly on his part. He isn’t used to so much human contact and that you ask him for such a proposal, is to get out of his comfort zone.

Nor could I tell if, when in contact with water, Idia's hair would evaporate, like the scene in Hercules blowing Hades’s head XD.

If so, it would be a lot of fun to watch, but you would have to reassure him because he would surely be much more embarrassed.

If that's not the case, maybe he would be around as long as the intimacy last with red hair, someone at some point mentioned Idia with red hair and now I can't help but imagine it

Many caresses from your part, hugging his torso from behind. Like Riddle, he would surely not be prepared to look at you for the first time or for you to see him.

Trie to calm the waters by asking him about his new inventions.

Also avoids telling Ortho all this bamboleo. He is too pure for this type of situation, let's not fill his head with indecent images of his brother.

Malleus

What a peculiar proposal, but it will be honored without a doubt.

He may have asked Lilia for instructions to abide by your proposal as well as possible… and Big Bear Mama Lilia may have asked him thousands of questions about it, perhaps embarrassing him a bit, but we will never know.

I have a slight suspicion that Malleus has a very rococo-style bathroom, in dark colors, but not necessarily black and green, do you understand?

Did you know those old tubs, from the Marie Antoinette years? Well, Malleus has one. He also has a shower, but to be honest, I see Malleus as a passionate lover, so the shower wouldn’t be in the game.

But, if you feel uncomfortable with the bathtub because it seems too much or you can’t step in (because, let's face it, hardly a person enters in that marble piece of furniture) then Malleus has no problem using the shower.

Whatever your decision is, the moment will be magical, and I mean it very seriously.

Our dragon daddy here would invoke any kind of magic to make the evening more enjoyable, like the little lights that fly around when Malleus is about to appear or disappear.

I recommend you don’t go around telling your intentions of take a shower with Malleus, we know that a certain lemon green hair is hanging around the corridors and he wouldn’t hesitate to listen to a conversation that has his young master as it’s center.

An uncomfortable moment if Sebek enter the bathroom screaming as always, demanding an explanation as to why a simple human is bathing with his young master.

[hazard-queen]

Bonjour, Mademoiselle Rano! Request is still open right? If yes, can I have a headcanons with Idia, Jamil and Vil with a sick s/o? Also, take care of yourself, 'kay? :(

Hello~♡

Sure thing~♡

Awww you too please don't overwork yourself ~♡

Take care and have a good day ~♡

Idia sharoud

• You slowly opened your eyes tired, breathing was a heavy mission here since it felt too hot yet cold, you sat in your bed and tried to stand up only to be slammed back to your bed again.

• The second You rised your hand to your forehead you know you have a fever, you went back to your bed unable to move, you needed water but it was so far from you, the only thing you could think about that you need help in here, you picked up your phone texting idia to come...yes it's impossible for him to get out of his room but you had to give it a try!

• (Idia, I'm sick and tired , can you come help me please?) He silently looked at the message and quickly searched it up on how to aid a sick person and made quick list on things he has to do and what should he bring you

• He quickly brought soup ingredients (who will make this tho) orange juice and some medicine and the rest of the list, sooner you heard knocks on the door, you slowly leaved your bed and took some slow steps towards the door,you supported yourself by the wall so you won't fall, you opened the door to see the worried idia and ortho standing there.

• Idia's eyes widened on seeing you in this state, you were pale and your eyes were swollen as you were struggling to stand , "are you ok?" Was all he could say since it's new for him to leave his room.

• "Don't worry!" You said with a weak smile, idia supported you back to your bed and congratulations now he forgot everything he read and now he's confused.

• "Nii-san!, shouldn't we make soup for (y/n)?" Said ortho with a closed eye smile

• "S soup? Oh yeah sure...." idia walked with ortho to where they can cook, ortho already saw some videos so he was a natural while idia stood there holding the onion on his hand and looking at it like...can you please cook yourself? "Cut it nii- san!" With a sigh ortho guided his older brother

• And once idia started cutting it tears were running from his eyes like waterfall! So thanks to ortho told idia he can go see what you need and he will do the soup for you, thank you ortho!

• "Ummm what can i do for you?" Stood idia awkwardly not exactly knowing what to do anymore

• "Ummmm can you please fix the pillow for me? And i need some water if you don't mind" you said in a low voice since you were fighting to get words out of your throat, idia did as you asked and poured some water for you but now he's unsure if he have just to handle it to you or help you drinking it so he decided doing the second as he put the glass to your lips and supported you with the other arm.

• The soup was ok since ortho did his best yet it tasted kinda strange but anything hot to eat at this time is appreciated, of course idia forgot about the wet cloth he had to place on your forehead and ortho had to remind him.....and also about the medicine.

• "Ah ummmmm is there's anything else i can do for you before i leave? Should i stay? Are you feeling any better?" Poor idia it was his first time aiding a sick person before so he was totally unsure about if what he did was the proper thing or now.

• "Calm down idia! You did a great job here and i feel much better now already thank you....and you too ortho!" You laughed abit since idia's face turned all red hearing your appreciation to him.

• He leaned and placed a small kiss on your forehead with a small shy smile that could be itself better than any medicine you got today.

• "Get well soon my sweetie"

Vil schoenheit

• "What's wrong potato?" Vil rised an eyebrow looking at your pale weak form approaching him

• "N nothing vil, I'm just tired" you said weakly as you made your way to him, he gave you a questioning expression since that's new for him to see you like this.

• "Did you do your hair today? Your skin care routine? Why there's no make up on your face?" Vil started scolding you and you could no longer stand on your feet as you fell into vil's arm who quickly reched to hold you not to fall to the floor.

• He carried you bridal style and put you into the bed, there was something off about you, you were struggling to breathe and both your nose and cheeks were red, he placed his hand on your forehead and his eyes widened.

• "You're burning!"

• He reached to get a bowl of cold water and a towel, he placed the wet towel on your forehead and went to ask students to prepare you medicine and other things.

• You opened your eyes to see worried vil sitting on the chair by you and a cold wet towel on your head, on seeing you awake he called for rook to bring something, it was a cup of ment tea it feels so good drinking it with a sour throat, on finishing it vil brought a thermometer and placed it into your mouth to measure your temperature that was still hot.

• He prepared you a bathe full of all luxurious perfumes and soap he has to cool your temperature , after that he began to dry your hair and put you some make-up cause he can't bare to see you like that! Not that you don't look elegant but to see you tired and weak like that.

• He brought you a plate if oranges and started peelin it(thank god it's not an apple), with fork he took a piece of it and put it close to your lips and his hand under it not to fall on your clothes.

• "Say ahhhh" vil gave you a big smile as you took it into your mouth and looked at him with a small smile, it's rare to see vil cares so much about anyone like that.

• You started feeling cold much more like freezing, vil looked at you in concern then he looked left and right for an additional blanket but he didn't find any, went to his room he took covers from his bed and went back to you covering you with it tucking you so the warmth won't find anywhere to escape.

• "Are you feeling better my potato?" Asked vil with kind eyes.

• You tried to sit in your bed as he gave you a hand to support you, you noded and gave him a thankful smile.

• "Thank you for taking care of me vil!" You said smiling and it somehow made heat rush into his face.

• "What are you saying potato? That's my duty!" Said vil pouting yet still blushing.

• "As my dorm leader?" You asked with a sneaky expression, he blinked twice before his face turned red again,he tried to deny but his face said the opposite.

• "Ah ummm anyway get well soon potato! And don't forget both skin care and hair routine....if you need anything call me no call rook or epel...."he said leaving the room leaving you laughing from how sweet vil was.

Jamil viper

• "JAAAAAMMMIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL!!!!!"

• Jamil was about to drop the plate from his hand when he heared kalim calling for him...it wasn't like a call....it was like if a rocket was falling on his head.

• "WHAT IS IT KALIM?!" Jamil got frustrated from kalim...he could have just came close and tell him not smashing his ear drums tho!.

• "(Y/n)!" Kalim was panting like if he took the whole way running to there, "what happened to her?" Jamil's heart sinked for a moment and a dozen of thoughts came and left his mind what could have happened to you.

• "She *pants* fainted in the lesson today and they took her to the infirmary!" The second jamil heared this he got panicked like the whole world has stopped.

• "Jamil what are you doing? Forget about everything go check on her!" Said kalim to jamil who looked at him in a shock then he nodded and started running to the infirmary.

• He entered the infirmary to see your sleeping form, you looked pale and tired, he knew it you were overworking yourself again with study and helping the headmaster and do his work...you of course skipped meals didn't you?, he was so deep in thought and an annoyed expression drew on his face but it all faded when you opened your eyes and called him.

• "Jamil? What are you doing here....what am i even doing here?" You looked around you since the last thing you remembered was you being in history class like normal, jamil supported you to sit as he took a seat by you.

• "They said you lost conscious in the class.....(y/n)....when did you sleep yasterday? What was the last thing you ate? Did you even had breakfast?"

• You kept silent, you did nothing from what he said, he sighed as he stood up and left...."you gave me no choice!" Was all he said before he left.

• It was almost half an hour or even more till jamil came back holding a tray on his hand full of different kinds of food, frutes and all kinds of nuts you know and you did not know!, he placed the tray on the bed in front of you and now you exchanged stares.

• "Now eat!"

• Jamil was straight! If he said eat then you should eat, and tbh only the smell or the colours of the food surved to you is enough to make you drool,you were about to eat but you stopped.

• "I will eat only if you eat with me!" You said with a cutie pouting face, you know how to make him do what you want right? He sigh and decided eating with you......(wait...is it even allowed to bring food to infirmary?)

• jamil noticed you're not eating well again so he decided to feed you! He took a full spoon from the plate in front of you and gave you the order!

• "Open your mouth!"

• "But jamil!"

• "Open!"

• He gently gave you a spoon after a spoon till the plate became empty, he started peeling an apple for you...

• "Jamil i can't!"

• "You can!"

• With the most big smile he could have he pushed a piece of apple into your mouth, he didn't stop feeding you until you cried for help!

• "Ummm sorry jamil....i disturbed you from doing your duty today" you said with a frown jamil pinched you softly in your cheeks as a response!

• "You're my duty! And i don't want to hear things like this again!"

And to make sure you're not woverwoking yourself with work again jamil took the day off to stay with you~♡