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ladke-Ladkiyon k expectation me zyada farak nahi. . Ladke chahte he unki Girlfriend maal ho, . . ladkiyan chahti he unke Boyfriend ke paas bahut maal ho

Girlfriend: jaanu apani ye Diamond Ring mujhe de do. Boyfriend: kyon Honey? GF: main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi. BF: yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee. GF: vo kaise? BF: ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi aur kamine ne nahin di.

Subah ka bheja msgs, Shaam ko Vaapas Apane paas Aae use "Whatsapp Messages" kahate hain.

Pappu's Pure Desi girlfriend- Could we go to MacDonald ? Clever Boyfriend, "First tell Spelling of MacDonald" Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC. BF- Tell full form of KFC. Angry girlfriend said, "Let it, You dog.. have kulcha Channe".

Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai, Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai. Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka, To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai................. funny love sms in hindi

love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...

Ladka: yaar, meri gf ne mere saath break up karke apne naye BF ke saath chipak ke, apni Photo mujhe bheji. Uska Dost- aashchary se..ohh, "phir tumane kya kiya?" Ladka: mainne bhi usake papa ko wo photo Forward kar di. Naitik (moral): thoda alag socho.

Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aise H.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise

Aaj Himaat karke 1 Ladki ko propose kiya Chudail boli- "Friendship Day" ki Date nikal gayi hai Aab to Sirf "Rakhi" ke FORM bhere jaa rahe hai...

Girlfriend: aaj se hamaara rishta khatm, ham ek dusare ko saare Gifts vaapas karate hain. Papu: theek hai,Mobile Recharge se shuroo karate hain. GF: jaanu, ab mazaak bhi nahin kar sakti kya?

You can hug it when you're in trouble You can cry on it when you're in pain You can embrace it when you're happy So when you need true love Buy a pillow

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Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..

Tumne mujhe thukara diya Phir bhi Koi gam nahin, kyonki pagali Ladkiya pataane mein main bhi Hum kuchh kam nahin !!

Sun Baby aaenge teri gali Mein chaahe der kyon na ho jae, karenge mohabbat tujhi se chaahe jail kyon na ho jae !!

Life ka sucessful Moral: "Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai." "Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"

LuV is an illusion! Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted ppl... Ppl wid strong hearts believe in FLIRTING ;-)

Santa: My Gf asked me to show more interest in her family. Banta: So, what did you do? Santa: Now I am flirting with her sister!

Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz

monopoly is always damaging, and

competition improves efficiency! Pure economic theory of Love

Fida hu uski chaal pe,Uske bolne ki taal pe, Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe, par Bol deta hu sare jahan se.. Nazar mat daalna meri MAAL pe.

Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi Kyon Theek Karti Hail...? Faadu Answer... . . . . . Lutere Ko Dekh Kar Hi Dault Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hai..

New style of proposing Love I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.

love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies...... if you hold lightly,it flies........... you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand...... vuhhh........ soo.......... forgot love and better flirt.............

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say

"I LOVE YOU"

Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai.. mar dale gi kya..?? dil daina haiti dai de.. rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)

I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill”

Wife to Husband :-

You don’t Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says – then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google? Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein, Barfilee Hawaon Mein, Neele Gagan Ke Neeche Jheel Ke Kinarey Gehri Soch Mein Baithe Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha… ? ? ? ? ? ? Stupid!!!!! Hero Matt Bano Sweater Pahan Le…………. Thand Ho Rahi Hai. Happy Winter

Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me, Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai Intezaar Me....... .. .. .. .. .. .. Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya Nahi Samjhti, Wo Toh Panipuri Khati Firti Hain Bazaar Me.. . . Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............

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Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya Simple si baat hai yaar Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai

ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai, ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai, agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you" TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai

Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal aapki faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.

Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant. Girl: But I am unmarried. Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend. Girl: I don't have any. Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..

Lrka apni Girlfriend se: Meri Bachi Meri shonu Meri Gurya Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi? Bolo Baby Girl: Girlfriend- Mujhe propose Kr raha hai Ya Godh le raha hai......funny love sms to propose girlfriend

Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz- Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu. Girlfrnd-Achchha 1 White Suit To Dila Do. BY-Q? GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?

Pyaar aur “11:59pm” mein kya phark hai?

Confused ????

Simple! donon ke baad 12 bajte hai,

aur din badal jaate hai.......

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai.... Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai. Isliye Try maro har Ladki par.... Kyunki . Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Ek Waqt Tha Jab Aapke Msg Aise Aate Thay, Jaise Kisi Ne Aap Ke Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi Hui Hai, Aur Aap Se Sms Karwa Raha Hai.. Magar Ab To Lagta Hai Kisi Ne Aap Ko Goli Hi Maar Di Hai!

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Mera naam pinky h aur main delhi k rahne wali hu aur main call center me job karti hu main ap sabko apne bare me pta hi hai, ab main apko apne kahan me bataungi kaise uncle ne mujhe choda wo ek bahut hi ameer admi h aur unki patni ko sex karne me koi interest nahi h isliye wo hamari colony me aunty aur bhabhi ko chodte h.

Wo mujhe bhi bahut line marte h kyuki main apne aap ko bahut maintain rakhti hu aur bahut tight salwar suit pahanti hu jisme se meri chuchi aur gand ka shape dikhta h mujhe dekh kar ladko ka lund to khada hota hi sath me uncle logo ka bhi lund khada ho jata h.

Ek din uncle mere ghar aaye aur mujhse bole ki pinky kya tumko laptop chalane aata h unke laptop ki setting kharab ho gayi aur main gayi unke ghar aur unke laptop ki setting thik ki kyuki unke laptop me bahut sari settings kharab ho gayi thi jaise ki laptop ke bahut sare folder me virus aa gaya tha.

Main uncle ke laptop ko thik ki aur mujhe unke ghar par der ho gayi aur sham ho gayi unke laptop ki thik karte karte aur uncle ki wife sham ko ghumne jati h meri mummy ke sath aur uncle bahut handsome h kyuki wo apne aap ko bahut maintain rakhte h lekin thode mote h.

Lekin uncle bahut fashion me rahte h aur mujhe pata h uncle colony me kisko kisko chodte h. Main uncle ka laptop thik ki aur uncle ne mujhe thanks bola aur bola ki bolo kya chahiye tumhe main boli kuch nahi uncle mujhe bole nahi pinky aaj tumko kuch to lena hoga.

Main boli thik h uncle mere jio sim ka recharge karwa dijiye uncle ne turant online hi mere jio sim ka recharge karwa diya 399 wala aur main khus ho gayi aur main ghar aane lagi.

To uncle bole ki kaam hote hi mujhe chod kar ja rahi hu main boli nahi uncle ayeshi baat nahi h sham ho gayi h to sochi ki ghar jau uncle bole pinky baitho na sath me beer pite h main uncle ko boli nahi uncle main beer nahi drink karti hu uncle bole koi baat nahi chalo tum coffee bana kar pi lo aur main beer pi leta hu.

Main uncle ke kitchen me gayi aur coffee banayi aur main aur uncle sath me pine lage main apni coffee pi rahi thi aur uncle apna beer pi rahe the main thoda bor ho rahi thi aur uncle ke laptop ko kholi to dekhi ki ek folder h aur main ush folder ko open ki to dekhi ki usme bahut sare hd videos h blue film ke main dekhne lagi.

Ap sabko to pata h man blue film kitna dekhti hu aur main uncle ke laptop me blue film dekhne lagi aur main blue film dekh kar garam ho gayi thi aur uncle bhi beer pi liye tha aur thode nashe me ho gaye the. Main blue film dekh kar garam ho gayi thi aur uncle samajh gaye the ki main blue film dekh rahi hu aur uncle bole ki kya dekh rahi ho pinky. Ye kahani aap desi kahani dot net par padh rhe hai.

Main boli kuch nahi uncle aur uncle bole koi baat nahi pinky tum dekh lo main kisi ko nahi bataunga agar tumko man kare dekhne ka to tum mere laptop bhi le lo aur dekh lena ghar ja kar main samajh gayi ki uncle bhi ab chudai karne ke mood me h aur main aur uncle ek dusre ko dekhne lage aur uncle mere najdik aaye aur mujhe kiss karne lage.

Main kuch nahi boli kyuki main bhi garam ho gayi thi aur ap sabko to pata h jab koi garam ho jata h to kisi se bhi chudwa leta h main bhi uncle ka sath dene lagi aur main aur uncle ek dusre ko kiss karne lage.

Uncle mujhe bahut acche se kiss kar rahe the aur uncle mujhe kiss karte karte meri salwar suit ko bhi nikal rahe the aur meri salwar suit bhi uncle ne nikal diya aur main bra panty me ho gayi mere gore jism ko dekh kar uncle ka lund ek dum khada ho gaya uncle ka lund bahut bada aur mota tha aur mujhe naye lund se chudwane me bahut maja aata h.

Uncle ne meri bra nikal di aur meri chuchi ko chusne lage aur meri chuchi ke nipples ko katne lage mujhe thoda dard ho raha tha lekin mujhe maja bhi aa raha tha aur main uncle ka sath bhi de rahi thi aur main aur uncle ek dusre ko kiss bhi kar rahe the.

Uske bad uncle ne meri black colour ki panty bhi nikal diye aur meri chut ko kutto ki tarah chatne lage mujhe bahut maja raha tha aur main ek dum garam ho gayi thi aur uncle se apni chut chatwa rahi thi.

Uncle ne mujhe apna lund chusne ke liye bola main uncle ka lund chusne lagi aur uncle meri muh me apna lund dal diye aur main apne uncle ka lund chusne lagi main uncle ka lund bahut acche se chus rahi thi aur uncle bahut khus ho gaye the kyuki uncle ek baar jhad gaye the main unko blow job di thi bahut acche se..

Uske bad uncle ne apne lund par ek condom laga aur apna lund meri chut me dalne lage meri chut me uncle ka lund nahi gaya kyuki meri chut tight thi dheere dheere uncle ne apna lund meri chut me daal diya aur mujhe thoda dare ho raha tha uncle ka lund thoda mota tha. Uncle mujhe acche se chod rahe the aur mujhe bhi maja aane lage aur main uncle se chudwane lagi.

Uncle mujhe jor jor se chod rahe the aur main siskariya lekar chudwa rahi thi aah aah aah aah aah aur mujhe chudwane me bahut maja aa raha tha main uncle chudayi karte karte jhad gaye uske bad hum dono ek dusre ko hug kiye aur ek dusre ke upar h nage let gaye aur ek dusre se baaten karne lage.

Uncle ne mujhe bataya ki unki wife unse jyada nahi chudwati h isliye wo call girls ko chodte aur hamari colony me bhi bahut sare auraton ko chodte h uncle bole ki meri wife ko jyada chudwane ka man nahi karta h isliye main uski behan ko bhi chodta hu uncle ne batay ki wo apni sali ke ghar jate h aur usko chodte h kyuki uncle ki saali ka ghar bhi delhi me hi h..

Aur uncle ne mujhe bataye ki wo hamari colony ki bahut sari auraton aur ladkiyon ko chod chudke h lekin unko mujhe chodne me bahut maja aaya h aur uncle bole pinky tum jo bologi main tumhare liye karunga aur bole ki main tumhara jio sim ka recharge kiya aur ab tum mujhse jo bologi main karunga.

Aur main uncle ko kiss karne lagi aur uncle ne mujhe ek baar aur choda ish baar uncle ne mujhe godi bana diya aur mujhe piche se chodne lage aur main bhi uncle se chudwa rahi thi. Main aur uncle dono log chudayi karte karte jhad gaye.

Uske bad main apne ghar aa gayi uncle mujhe bahut pyar karte h aur mujhe khub chodte h aur meri shopping karwate h aur uncle jisko bhi chodte h mujhe batate h aur uncle ko bhi chudayi karne me maja aata h.

Main aur uncle hum dono ko jab bhi mauka milta h hum dono khub chudayi karte h. Aap sab mujhe mail kariye main raat bhar whatsapp par online rahti hu ap mujhe mail kariye main apke mail ka wait kar rahi hu apse chatting karungi whatsapp par aur sex chat bhi karungi