#Just realised this is the copy I didn't add grass into

[theflashjaygarrick]

my Reverse Portal AU Ford.

Dr. Ford Pines is a reclusive, haphazard and rather anxious man known for his mysterious cabin in the woods which he has since converted into a tourist trap serious institute of scientific learning or Gravity Falls' (second and far less impressive) museum. It is very popular with schools and confused tourists who think they are getting entertainment not a lengthy lecture on moths or woodpeckers. Not to mention the local teenagers who enjoy tormenting and vandalising the place (and refuse to pay for a ticket).

Dr. Crackpot Pines stubbornly refuses to entertain any claims of the supernatural or answer question about the many ridiculous urban legends that plague this town. Neither will he explain those mysterious lights that once came from his cabin or what happened to his poor assistant. Or, you know, where the fluorescent goo on his jacket came from.

Of course, that was all before his great niece and nephew are sent off to visit him one summer...