#Jump each other's bones
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
😭 "earn the right to stay" 😭 trauma thought gut punch. Feeling like you have to "be enough" to belong somewhere 😭
#I just wonder#When Mandy finds out that mc has never worked#On a ranch before#If UB is going to go the betrayed route#Or if this will be more of a comfort plot#I kind of hope Mandy takes it well#But I also hope we tell Mandy before we actually#Jump each other's bones#I don't like secrets between lovers#choices#pixelberry#playchoices#ub#unbridled: an untameable story#choices unbridled
13 notes
·
View notes
Text
#two sides of the same 🥺 coin
9-1-1 | 8x03: Final Approach
#timthatcher#roderickstrongs#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#911#911edit#*#*911#*gif#tbh if either one of them looked at me with those fucking goo-goo eyes i'd be a puddle on the floor#truly don't understand how they're not constantly jumping each other's bones#also i gave up trying to make the coloring match sorry
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Again, just Wolfstar being the best friends there is and totally not making out outside the pub
#wolfstar#do you all see the mullet#I’m officially a mullet fan now who would have thought#look at them#my sweet boys#they just want to jump each other’s bones#Remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar fanart#marauders#marauders era#marauders fanart#hpfanart#artist on tumblr#digital art#my art
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
The fact that Sam knew Darlin was gonna make him try something on by the look on their face <33
"It was so obvious. They were digging through a closet." SHUT UP 💥💥 they are literally on the same wavelength at all times <33
They're so meant to be, I love them (I'm delusional)
#sam and darlin#my beloveds#i love both of them so much#theyre so perfect#they both just need therapy thats all#they can just jump each other's bones until further notice#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted tank
81 notes
·
View notes
Text
Nikolai had a power to turn bsd into gay porno if he put sex drug into those syringes he gave Dazai and Fyodor instead of poison
#man the potential#and Nikolai would do something like that in a heartbeat#idk where to even start with possible ships given who was there at that moment#sigzai#speed run of Sigma and Dazai getting to know each other#soukoku#chuuya broke into prison to get his lame ass bf out but got his bones jumped#fyolai#cuz Nikolai had everything planned out#fyoya#cuz why not#fyosig#battle over a gun and 'touch me if you dare' turn into something else#and ofc#fyozai#it'd be a marathon of they're both affected like talk about rivalry reaching climax in best way possible#bsd
143 notes
·
View notes
Text
i say this every season of only murders, but like, just let charles and oliver get gay married. this was never going to happen because of a contingent of baby boomer viewers who are unaccustomed to thinking of steve martin and martin short in a homosexual context but i feel like it’s even less likely now that martin short is shacking up with meryl streep so i guess loretta is sticking around.
it’s like. i don’t even care that much except for the fact that i’m bothered by these characters being marked by all these queer signifiers and i’m picking up on them and following them to a logical conclusion that will never come to fruition because of their age? genre conventions? the celebrity personae of martin short and steve martin?
again, i only care because i am a viewer competently interpreting these characters based on blatant queer signifiers but my expectations are made to seem unreasonable because they contradict convention. (those old men are just friendly! their real life counterparts are heterosexual men! this is a show for baby boomers!) but like bitch i’m reading the signs and this is what they’re telling me
this has turned into such a ramble.
in a way this is similar to my grievances about hacks (a much better show) and the idea that the showrunners included that dream kiss without realizing that a large contingent of queer women would interpret it in a certain way despite the (flimsy) in universe explanation of it because they assume no one would find an intergenerational lesbian relationship plausible or compelling.
i am literally just picking up what is being put down! but end up lumped into this stigmatized queer fandom that’s framed as being out of touch with the actual material
and i am invoking the word stigma here specifically because of how queer women in fandom have been openly ridiculed by tv showrunners (see: supergirl and killing eve)
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
Having Marcus Pike brainrot.
#I can't stop thinking about him and reader curled up on his couch#watching movies on a third date#and inching closer and closer to jumping each other's bones#but they've both been burned#and neither one of them quiiiiiiiite wants to make the first move#so it's just this slow build#of leaning closer#and 'accidental' touches#that turn to lingering glides of fingers against arms#and being driven absolutely wild#by the softness of his t-shirt#and the smell of her shampoo#until their hearts are pounding#and they look at each other all wide-eyed and nearly panting#and there's a hot heavy pause#and then it's just a flurry of tongues and teeth and melting into each others arms#finally finally finally#... or something#Marcus Pike#x me please
18 notes
·
View notes
Text
heh, I think that there is an au forming in my head, roaring 20s timebomb au, to be exact...
#yes. I'm looking at jinx's crime city skin again!#people may call it the most basic of her skins but in my opinion it's one of the most beautiful and creative ones#just... the flapper dress. the trinkets. the scarf (that replaces her braids). the charleston. the champagne bottle. THE VIOLIN CASE.#damn. I wish we could see ekko in the crime city setting. they would definitely have some kind of a secret affair.#“oh. hello darlin'. nice to see ya still kicking after our little rendezvous. huh. thought I shot you” - “yeah. right through the heart!”#and because they talk like THAT no one knows whether they really fought with guns and pucnhes#or just jumped each other's bones so hard they need a break to recover#it's both. we know it's both.#timebomb#ekkojinx#arcane
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
The matching jaw drop 🔥🔥🔥
#jiara#look me in the eye and tell me these two aren’t going to jump each other’s bones after their kiss post-kitty hawk#YOU CAN’T DO IT#they're so 🥵 for each other it's actually embarrassing
115 notes
·
View notes
Text
I love the kitchen scene™ as much as the next person but I feel like we all collectively ignored the fact that while they were incredibly homoerotic in the kitchen... Chris was waiting for them in the living room.
Like, that's your child, behave!
#like if you wanna jump each other's bones that bad at least wait till you're alone!!#god these goofs#buddie#911#ramblings
31 notes
·
View notes
Text
i loved the murderwives but what the fuck was up with that kiss fakeout
#they seemed like the kind of couple who would jump each other's bone in a burning building#Our Flag Means Death#Anne Bonny#Mary Read
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
I know there are far more popular ships that appear later in Voyager, but I am telling you all now that B'Elanna/Janeway is the one I'm prepared to die on the hill of.
#they connect on a deep level#they share interests and levels of genius that allows one to recognize the other's achievements and vice versa#They have firm boundaries both respect but let their guard down around one another#they're undying loyal to each other#every time they exchange information they look like they're about to jump each others bones#and in their weakest moments they come together like a couple that's been together for years#they're in love and they fuck and you can't tell me otherwise
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
people in the tags of both my 5x13 honeymoon suite posts being like "omg is this real???... you people have completely forgotten how horny kripke era deancas was.
7 notes
·
View notes
Text
one thing I really dislike in bl as someone who speaks & understands thai, is when a couple who used to be friends becomes an item & decide to change the formality of pronouns they use for each other. they always go from the least formal that exist ('kuu'/'meung') to the most formal ever ('pom'/'khun'), like... 'chan'/'rao' & 'ter'/'nai'/'geh' exist babes, please use them 🙏
#axelle rants#be my favorite#to be continued#it has only happened twice that I can remember but it already pisses me off lmao why are you talking to each other using pronouns -#- business partners use for each other like I hate that#like I know I'm not thai so my opinion is irrelevant but even if I'm old af & an important person I'll never call my partner 'khun'#I hate it it feels so remote imagine using closer pronouns with your friends than the person you're boning every night hell nah#also for mlm couples I find using chan & ter the CUTEST bc not many men use it and when they do it's with their faen so it's the best imo#and I'm not even MENTIONING the random new pronouns thai people drop every week like a new album that these characters could use too#AND WHEN THEY TRANSLATE 'KHUN' IN THAI DRAMAS TO MEAN 'MY DEAR' WHEN A MARRIED COUPLE SAYS IT??? I GO FERAL#also nevermind about to be continued looool I jumped the gun they didn't go into pom/khun whoopsie but be my favorite still stands#axelle learns thai
11 notes
·
View notes
Text
started a new gethan fic last night and it’s all i can think about
#which is fun but also distracting#i have this obsession with trying to mold them into being soft with each other#bc they are so not in canon#BUT they /want to/ i can tell#like how i mold calendiles into jumping each others bones#bc they want that and don’t get it#same same but different#rambles
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
yeeeah that's the good kush
#just want to sit in this moment; marinate in it a bit#i just love when they talk about justice and vengeance and morality and just stare at each other a little#(them at their most two/six tbh)#it's just a very evenly matched discussion and it usually doesn't actually go anywhere - neither of them convinces the other of anything#(at least at this point) but i like that too because you still see the effect they have on each other's thinking without spelling it out#on the other hand...i don't have a lot of 'wish they-'s for this show (ok that's a lie i have many)#but one of my most....personal? niche? idk is i wish there had been some sort of jane-lisbon bottle episode#(i wish there were many jane-lisbon bottle episodes tbh i love bottle episodes)#where they're just like...stuck somewhere together and they spend the whole time debating red john and justice etc etc#idk i just think it'd be neat#(and ok yes maybe it'd be even better if they were stuck somewhere like a closet and after the debate they're left with that tension#plus the tension that naturally comes when two people who kind of want to jump each other's bones get stuck somewhere like a closet)#but anyway---#tm#(wow i used the word ‘just’ like 17 times here huh)
9 notes
·
View notes