#Jump each other's bones
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😭 "earn the right to stay" 😭 trauma thought gut punch. Feeling like you have to "be enough" to belong somewhere 😭
#I just wonder#When Mandy finds out that mc has never worked#On a ranch before#If UB is going to go the betrayed route#Or if this will be more of a comfort plot#I kind of hope Mandy takes it well#But I also hope we tell Mandy before we actually#Jump each other's bones#I don't like secrets between lovers#choices#pixelberry#playchoices#ub#unbridled: an untameable story#choices unbridled
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#two sides of the same 🥺 coin
9-1-1 | 8x03: Final Approach
#timthatcher#roderickstrongs#eddie diaz#evan buckley#buddie#911#911edit#*#*911#*gif#tbh if either one of them looked at me with those fucking goo-goo eyes i'd be a puddle on the floor#truly don't understand how they're not constantly jumping each other's bones#also i gave up trying to make the coloring match sorry
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academy era yearning. they are so stupid someone help them
#pre-divorce vikjayce my beloved#smartest guys in their class but not smart enough to recognize they want to jump each others bones#vikjayce#league of legends#jayce league of legends#viktor league of legends#viktor machine herald#jayce giopara#jayce ferros#jayvik#arctvros
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Again, just Wolfstar being the best friends there is and totally not making out outside the pub
#wolfstar#do you all see the mullet#I’m officially a mullet fan now who would have thought#look at them#my sweet boys#they just want to jump each other’s bones#Remus lupin#sirius black#wolfstar fanart#marauders#marauders era#marauders fanart#hpfanart#artist on tumblr#digital art#my art
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Currently thinking about how in the PILOT EPISODE when they’d just met each other at MOST a FEW DAYS AGO Max decided to tell Avery and Tristan he broke his dick once and then Tristan asked for DETAILS and then when Tristan laughed about it Max told him not to laugh because it only happened cause he has a huge penis and then LATER THAT SAME EPISODE Avery asked him if it went back to normal after he broke it or if it’s bent now. ALL IN THE PILOT. THEY’D JUST MET EACH OTHER THAT SAME WEEK. AT MOST A FEW DAYS BEFORE.
#they just all IMMEDIATELY wanted to jump each others bones it was quite hilarious honestly#doctor odyssey#ody3#avery morgan#tristan silva#max bankman#THIS WAS THE INTRODUCTION TO THIS SHOW
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If wally is still around in s3, I hope they touch on his jealousy over Simon again because I honestly don't think he completely got over it, it just became less prominent. Like his solution for it in s1 was just "I'll just wait until Maddie isn't as close to Simon" and in s2 he was basically told that he shouldn't be jealous because him and Simon are on the same team. The team whose goal was to remove Maddie from his (after)life and give her a chance to reunite with Simon
like you really expect the guy who - while still thinking that Maddie was dead and that she and Simon would be forced to grow apart - still got upset over Simon ordering her lunch for her is suddenly going to be normal about Simon being a ghost, about being expected to help Simon achieve the life with Maddie he's never going to experience? I don't think so
#school spirits#i normally dont care for jealousy plotlines because my reaction is always 'talk to your partner and stop being a pissbaby'#and to be fair. that is also my reaction this jealousy plot a bit#like wally is defintely in the wrong there#simon and maddie have clearly had that level of intimacy for years without wanting to jump each other's bones#and while he should talk about his insecurities to maddie its not her job to stop being friends with simon because of it#but i digress. i have faith in the writers to do a plot like that well#and also i want wally and simon to fight. i love emotional fight scenes#mine.
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The fact that Sam knew Darlin was gonna make him try something on by the look on their face <33
"It was so obvious. They were digging through a closet." SHUT UP 💥💥 they are literally on the same wavelength at all times <33
They're so meant to be, I love them (I'm delusional)
#sam and darlin#my beloveds#i love both of them so much#theyre so perfect#they both just need therapy thats all#they can just jump each other's bones until further notice#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted sam#redacted darlin#redacted tank
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Nikolai had a power to turn bsd into gay porno if he put sex drug into those syringes he gave Dazai and Fyodor instead of poison
#man the potential#and Nikolai would do something like that in a heartbeat#idk where to even start with possible ships given who was there at that moment#sigzai#speed run of Sigma and Dazai getting to know each other#soukoku#chuuya broke into prison to get his lame ass bf out but got his bones jumped#fyolai#cuz Nikolai had everything planned out#fyoya#cuz why not#fyosig#battle over a gun and 'touch me if you dare' turn into something else#and ofc#fyozai#it'd be a marathon of they're both affected like talk about rivalry reaching climax in best way possible#bsd
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Having Marcus Pike brainrot.
#I can't stop thinking about him and reader curled up on his couch#watching movies on a third date#and inching closer and closer to jumping each other's bones#but they've both been burned#and neither one of them quiiiiiiiite wants to make the first move#so it's just this slow build#of leaning closer#and 'accidental' touches#that turn to lingering glides of fingers against arms#and being driven absolutely wild#by the softness of his t-shirt#and the smell of her shampoo#until their hearts are pounding#and they look at each other all wide-eyed and nearly panting#and there's a hot heavy pause#and then it's just a flurry of tongues and teeth and melting into each others arms#finally finally finally#... or something#Marcus Pike#x me please
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heh, I think that there is an au forming in my head, roaring 20s timebomb au, to be exact...
#yes. I'm looking at jinx's crime city skin again!#people may call it the most basic of her skins but in my opinion it's one of the most beautiful and creative ones#just... the flapper dress. the trinkets. the scarf (that replaces her braids). the charleston. the champagne bottle. THE VIOLIN CASE.#damn. I wish we could see ekko in the crime city setting. they would definitely have some kind of a secret affair.#“oh. hello darlin'. nice to see ya still kicking after our little rendezvous. huh. thought I shot you” - “yeah. right through the heart!”#and because they talk like THAT no one knows whether they really fought with guns and pucnhes#or just jumped each other's bones so hard they need a break to recover#it's both. we know it's both.#timebomb#ekkojinx#arcane
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I love the kitchen scene™ as much as the next person but I feel like we all collectively ignored the fact that while they were incredibly homoerotic in the kitchen... Chris was waiting for them in the living room.
Like, that's your child, behave!
#like if you wanna jump each other's bones that bad at least wait till you're alone!!#god these goofs#buddie#911#ramblings
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i loved the murderwives but what the fuck was up with that kiss fakeout
#they seemed like the kind of couple who would jump each other's bone in a burning building#Our Flag Means Death#Anne Bonny#Mary Read#my post
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I know there are far more popular ships that appear later in Voyager, but I am telling you all now that B'Elanna/Janeway is the one I'm prepared to die on the hill of.
#they connect on a deep level#they share interests and levels of genius that allows one to recognize the other's achievements and vice versa#They have firm boundaries both respect but let their guard down around one another#they're undying loyal to each other#every time they exchange information they look like they're about to jump each others bones#and in their weakest moments they come together like a couple that's been together for years#they're in love and they fuck and you can't tell me otherwise
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people in the tags of both my 5x13 honeymoon suite posts being like "omg is this real???... you people have completely forgotten how horny kripke era deancas was.
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one thing I really dislike in bl as someone who speaks & understands thai, is when a couple who used to be friends becomes an item & decide to change the formality of pronouns they use for each other. they always go from the least formal that exist ('kuu'/'meung') to the most formal ever ('pom'/'khun'), like... 'chan'/'rao' & 'ter'/'nai'/'geh' exist babes, please use them 🙏
#axelle rants#be my favorite#to be continued#it has only happened twice that I can remember but it already pisses me off lmao why are you talking to each other using pronouns -#- business partners use for each other like I hate that#like I know I'm not thai so my opinion is irrelevant but even if I'm old af & an important person I'll never call my partner 'khun'#I hate it it feels so remote imagine using closer pronouns with your friends than the person you're boning every night hell nah#also for mlm couples I find using chan & ter the CUTEST bc not many men use it and when they do it's with their faen so it's the best imo#and I'm not even MENTIONING the random new pronouns thai people drop every week like a new album that these characters could use too#AND WHEN THEY TRANSLATE 'KHUN' IN THAI DRAMAS TO MEAN 'MY DEAR' WHEN A MARRIED COUPLE SAYS IT??? I GO FERAL#also nevermind about to be continued looool I jumped the gun they didn't go into pom/khun whoopsie but be my favorite still stands#axelle learns thai
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started a new gethan fic last night and it’s all i can think about
#which is fun but also distracting#i have this obsession with trying to mold them into being soft with each other#bc they are so not in canon#BUT they /want to/ i can tell#like how i mold calendiles into jumping each others bones#bc they want that and don’t get it#same same but different#rambles
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