#Juli huckleberry fort knox

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*Leon and Vanessa fighting*

Juli: This isn't what I meant by "express your feelings"!

[orikeel]

Okay, hear me out: a DWK5 au where everything is basically the same except Juli and Jojo never left the team

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Die wilden Kerle Mitglieder

Leon Wessel-Masannek - Der Slalomdribbler

Marlon Wessel - Die Intuition

Juli Reik - Die Viererkette / Huckleberry der Streuner / Fort Knox

Joschka Reik - Die siebte Kavallerie

Vanessa Butz - Die Unerschrockene

Raban Bieling - Der Held

Maxi Maximilian - Der Mann mit dem härtesten Bumms auf der Welt / Maxi Tippkick Maximilian

Markus von Theumer - Der Unbezwingbare

Nerv - Das erste Schicksal

Deniz - Die Lokomotive

Annika - Die Drachenreiterin

Jojo - Der, der mit der Sonne tanzt

Fabi Bau - Der schnellste Rechtsaußen der Welt

Klette - Das zweite Schicksal

Rocce - Der Zauberer

Felix - Der Wirbelwind

[sillygingerfox]

Wochenende damit verbrachte in Kindheits Erinnerungen zu schwelgen. Binge watching Die Wilden Kerle. 😍 Oh heiliger Muckefuck, was haben meine Schwester und ich diese Filme geliebt. Und ich liebe sie immer noch. Einmal ein Wilder Kerl, Immer ein Wilder Kerl. Dafür lege ich meine Beiden Beine ins Feuer. Meine Beine, Meine Seele und mein ganzes Herz. Alles ist gut, solange du wild bist. Sei wild, gefährlich und wild.

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Joschka: It's a couple hours, what are you afraid's gonna happen?

Juli: Injury, death, general calamity. Just don't burn the place down.

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Juli: I know archaic Latin.

Markus: You know archaic Latin?

Juli: I got bored with classical Latin.

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Joschka: I promised mum I wouldn't do anything stupid today.

Juli: Why would you lie to our mother like that?

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Marlon: Girls are so hot.

Jojo: Guys are so hot.

Deniz: Why is everyone so hot?

Juli: Global warming.

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Juli: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.

Leon: If anyone and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3am to look at the damn sky, I'll burn them alive.

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Juli: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore.

Juli: It's my entire personality.

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Nerv: Klette and I are dating.

Raban, Joschka, Juli and Klette: *gasp*

Nerv: ... Klette, come on.

Klette: Sorry, I’m still surprised.

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Joschka: Tall people are the enemy.

Juli: Can’t hear you hating all the way down there!

Joschka: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won’t ever know until it’s too late!

Juli: Who said that?

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Marry: Йошка, это ты во всем виноват.

Joschka: I know, I know.

Juli: You speak Russian?

Joschka: No. I just know the phrase "This is all your fault" in every language she speaks.

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Jojo: Nothing in life is free.

Marlon: Life is free.

Juli: Adventure is free.

Raban: Knowledge is free.

Willi: Everything is free if you run fast enough.

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Marlon: I have a plan!

Juli: You have a plan!

Marlon: Yeah! I’ll just get instinct!

Juli: ...

Juli: That is the exact opposite of a plan!

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Juli: What’s the height of stupidity?

Vanessa: How tall are you, Leon?

Leon: ...