#Jsjdjfke Im definetly acting more mad than I am

[minas-linkverse]

Some clowns <3

Alright alright. Lets rip these guys apart.

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Yuga: He absolutely does have the passion a clown requires, the drive to achieve his goals even if he gets dunked on.

However his failing is not on purpose or with grace to make you smile, its because he is a fool who keeps getting beat up. A sore loser cannot be a clown.

Also his art is shared as a flex, not to let you be happy in its presence too.

2/10

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Fyer: Listen, I love this man. He helps Link out a bunch, even if its just him doing his job. I love his outfit and his fun dialogue.

He is however, nothing but a man in a clown disguise.

Its pretty common for people who are not true clowns to dress up as one to make money, to advertise, to feed into capitalism. A clown can desire money, but a clown must KNOW things like how to put on a good show. Perhaps they know tricks, or perhaps are simply good at comedy and have a charming smile! But its not just a costume, it's a profession with STANDARDS. You cant just stand there.

3/10

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Dodoh: I DESPISE THIS MAN. You'd think he was a good clown, I mean, he's cheery and loves fun! He's got the vibe. FALSE.

When you meet him he is mopey and pathetic, his game is ruined because he lost one accessory. That is a quitter spirit that no clown should even pretend to have. The show must go on!

And even after you get him the wheel back... Yeah he's joyful and goofy and does a little dance... But its all lies. He just wants you to play his game. You give him money, and he does no tricks... he makes no jokes... He is just an impostor who has so many people fooled... But I can see through him. I know he is but a manipulative liar that's dirtying the title of clowns.

He is far worse than Fyer, because he isnt just a bad clown, he LIES about it for profit... (Perhaps out of ignorance but who knows.)

-5/10