#Jose is not having a good time 😈

[thefearfulheart]

Iulian blinks at the ceiling as he lays in bed.

It’s…unusually quiet in his home.

Not a sound to be heard except for his light breathing and the pitter patter of the rain outside, maybe the occasional car driving by outside but other then that…

It makes him feel like he’s the only person that is alive in the world at the moment.

Where all that remains are the phantom sounds of people long gone, overgrown plants sinking their way into the buildings, animals making their homes into places that once where homed to thousands of people and making it belong to them now, the scattered rusted cars lining the streets of neighbourhoods with door half open or falling off and the the sun shining down at the empty places where humans once dwelled.

He can imagine how the light would reflect off the shattered glass of skyscrapers and into the dilapidated building with twisting foliage and animal’s sleeping or hunting in the building, the rooms filled with broken cubicles and everything either caved in or broken down.

It’s a…strangely comforting feeling.

Morbid but comforting.

His eyes flicker over the darkness of the room, running over his closet and desk in the corner, before resting back onto the chipped paint of the ceiling. His brown eyes hollowly staring into the cracked paint and following along the edges of the cracks until he finds himself staring at the end corner of his room.

He really needs to get that fixed at a later date…maybe, as long as it doesn’t cave in it should be fine.

It’s just chipped paint.

“Mhmm,” He sighs into the quiet space of the room as he rubs at his eyes, wanting to fill the space with some noise.

So that he doesn’t feel as alone as he does right now.

It’s a odd feeling.

To be completely alone.

No Addy. No Melly. No Sire and no Jos-

He stops himself before he goes further into that thought process. A knee-jerk reaction as he tightly closes his eyes and turns himself to the right of his bed.

He still hasn’t been able to find Jose.

Jose who’s been missing for the last couple of days without even a hint to where he could be and nobody else knows where he is. Addy and Melly are frantically trying to find him and even Jose’s friends have been hounding him on where he is-

He’scalledhisphonesomanytimesandhestillhasn’tpickedup,whereareyoujose?

-which is stupid.

He’s not Jose’s babysitter and if the other doesn’t to be found then he doesn’t have to be in the end.

He could be dead for all he cares.

stoplyingtoyourself

He doesn’t care for Jose and is only trying to find him so everyone else will shut up about him missing in the end. Jose is useful but he’ll never be anything compared to him in the end and that is the truth, just a cheap-

nohe’snotandyouknowthat

-imitation of himself in the end.

What trouble could Jose end up in anyway that he couldn’t handle?

Jose will be fine.

areyousure?

He has to be fine.

Cain, he’ll probably walk into his office tomorrow looking non the worse for wear.

pleasecomehome

Probably scratching the back of his head and apologising for everyone for wasting their time in trying to find his dumbass.

pleasebeokayjose

He’ll be fine.

[esperanzagoldofficial]

Vaudeville, Jett and His Friends Start a Minecraft Realm

*Vaudeville hops on Discord*

V: Just stahted the Minecraft realm. I posted instructions for how to join in General

Jett: Sweet! I haven’t played Minecraft in a while, so can’t wait to play

Osatia: Vaudeville, if we play Minecraft again, it’s not going to be the same as last time?

V: I dunno what’cha talkin’ ‘bout.

J: Jesus Christ

O: Last time we had a server, you destroyed all my crops, X-ray-modded your emeralds, and then blew up everyone’s houses after Jett said he was gonna reset your XP 😑

V: You guys are always accusin’ me of X-ray-muods. Ever just consida’ that I’m good at Minecraft? 😊

J: Hit-dog will holler, Vaude. You definitely cheated 😑

V: Whateva ya say

*Kai, Soto, Isák, and Max joined the server*

K: Hey is it okay if we join?

V: Ok but just know you’ll be woikin’ like a jackass gettin’ me iron

*3 minutes later*

O: I think I’m gonna start mining some wood to build my house

K: I’m building my base as far away from all of you as possible

V: Oh, no ya don’t, kid. You’re gonna be minin’ my iron for me, ya sneaky rat

O: Vaude, just leave him alone, plz

K: I ain’t mining a damn thing for you

V: Get back over here and mine my iron befoah I ban ya from da soiva 😠

K: Already threatening me? That's awesome. 😑

V: It ain't a threat, pal, it's a promise. Don' make me do it

I: I'm gonna build on one of the mountains

S: I'm gonna build near a beach

M: I'm gonna build near Spawn

O: I found me a village

K: Vaudeville is really trying to fucking kill me with a Stone Sword 😑

V: I told ya to go mine iron and ya refuse

O: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go already 😑

K: Get smoked, idiot. You had a Stone Sword and lost to me with a Stick 😈

V: Dis guy has ta be cheatin'. There's no way he killed me. 😠

K: It's 1.19 now, dipshit. You can't just spam-attack anymore. You gotta time it to the bar on your crosshair.

O: Can everyone please just relax? We barely even started and I don't want the realm to be ruined already 😑

*3 Hours Later*

O, I, S, M: Finished. Think mine looks dope

V: Oh your guys' might be whatever ya just said, but mine is way huga and betta

J: Trying to watch a YT tutorial for how to build my house

K: Vaudeville, I'm by your base. There's no way you built this big-ass castle in Survival that quickly 😑

V: Mind ya own damn business, Kai. Yes I did do all of this in Suhvival. 😠

J: How do I make a Crafting Table again?

K: 4 planks of wood in a square, Crafting Menu

V: How do ya forget how ta make a Craftin' Table in Minecraft, ya jet-laggin idiot?

K: Don't talk to Jett like that, just because you got caught using Creative to build your castle

V: I didn' use no damn Creative Mode. There'd be somethin in da chat dat tells ya if I did, an' there hasn' been

S: Guys, I think it's clear Vaudeville used Creative Mode 😁

V: Shut up 😠

J: Who has my damn Fortune pickaxe?

K: I don't

S: Me neither

I: No way, Jose

M: Uh-uh

O: Not me

V: Nope

J: Well, someone has it, and when I find out who does, I'm gonna flip shit, so let's get it back to me, pronto.

V: Ah, shut'cha corny ass up, Dr. Lagwagon. Ya not doin' anythin' ta anyone.

J: K, well, wait 'til Kai and I see you 😈

O: You guys have an alliance?

K: Yeah, fuck Vaudeville. We're gonna make sure he doesn't mess with us again 😈

V: Ya guys are so scared. Guys, wanna team?

O: You guys coming after us?

J: Nah, just Vaudeville.

O: Ok, then no, Vaudeville. We don't wanna team.

V: Awesome 😑😠

J: Kai, grab the TNT and get over here

K: Got it. Just 100 blocks away

V: How da hell does Kai have TNT already? Dis idiot is cheatin'

O: Vaudeville, you accuse people of cheating in every game 😑

V: They just killed me. How is it okay for them ta kill me?

K: Jett, run, I set the TNT off.

V: Goddammit, guys. Don't ruin my base!!!

*TNT explodes, destroying every inch of Vaude's castle*

V: Ya toid-eatas, ya just completely destroyed my base. 😠

K: Cry about it 😈

J: Nice work, Kai 👍

O: The server just went down?

V: Yeah, I shut da realm down

*Vaudeville hops off the server*

End

((And yes, this is how I'd interpret Vaudeville to be if he does happen to pick up a video game. And yes, Jett does know some street slang))

((BTW, this is based entirely off a YouTube video by Optimus, but it's with AI Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Barrack Obama))

Vaudeville belongs to @fractiouslemonofficial & @askvaudeville

Jett, Osatia, Kai, Max, Isák, and Soto belong to me