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babyeaterscoalition Β· 3 months ago
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Rules for the Baby Eating Coalition
to start, we do not, infact eat children, and it is frowned upon
RULES/DNI:
Refrain from asking me anything about the consumption of infant children, or any children for that matter
No infant children allowed, if you are found, you will be bullied.
if you are one of those β€œpeople” who follow @misericordiia you are NOT allowed, and are inhumane
if you like radiohead, then you can get out, and get therapy
anyone who thinks therapy works can leave, its a silly invention to postulate the preposterous preconception that everyone deserves to be happy, especially not so when you are depressed.
do NOT talk shit about my beloved jesus christ.
anyone that plays marvel rivals can stay out, especially those who play as the women. you need to find god
anyone who doesn't believe that I'm in a passionate love affair with the second coming of Jesus H. Christ, you're just JEALOUS
anyone who doesn't eat rocks, or doesn't believe in eating rocks
anyone who believes in gender, and denies the fact that its just a scam made up by big bathroom to sell more bathrooms
anyone who denies the health benefits of eating rocks, begone
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