#Jookie bear

[babyeaterscoalition]

Rules for the Baby Eating Coalition

to start, we do not, infact eat children, and it is frowned upon

RULES/DNI:

Refrain from asking me anything about the consumption of infant children, or any children for that matter

No infant children allowed, if you are found, you will be bullied.

if you are one of those “people” who follow @misericordiia you are NOT allowed, and are inhumane

if you like radiohead, then you can get out, and get therapy

anyone who thinks therapy works can leave, its a silly invention to postulate the preposterous preconception that everyone deserves to be happy, especially not so when you are depressed.

do NOT talk shit about my beloved jesus christ. i am pregnant, i am on my 23rd trimester

anyone that plays marvel rivals can stay out, especially those who play as the women. you need to find god

anyone who doesn't believe that I'm in a passionate love affair with the second coming of Jesus H. Christ, you're just JEALOUS

anyone who doesn't eat rocks, or doesn't believe in eating rocks

anyone who believes in gender, and denies the fact that its just a scam made up by big bathroom to sell more bathrooms

anyone who denies the health benefits of eating rocks

[moodymisty]

What each Primach would do after marrying their beloved

Lion El'Jonson: Hi, wife. I'll be your knight in shining armour but I'll forget about you 3 min into the marriage

Fulgrim: Helllooo!! Welcome to the party 🥳🥳 Make sure to bicker with my other wives for me so I can't feel insecure anymore and I'll get my daily validation

Perturabo: Get wife (impossible). Wife pretty. Iron Within, Iron Without. Wife feels good. Iron Within, Iron Without again. Become emotionally and physically dependent to wife. Life good.

Jaghatai Khan: zzzzzzzzzz-PANG ⚡⚡⚡🏍️🏍️ HI DARLING. FEEL FREE TO BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL MY OTHER 358.947.283 WIVES (also tomorrow will be Missionary Monday, get ready 😈)

Leman Russ: WIFEEEE 🥹🥹🥹 love you soooooooooo much. You smelllllll so gooooood. Why don't you spread those le-

Rogal Dorn: Wife, let me tell you about Multi-Scale Computational Modeling of Anisotropic Thermo-Mechanical Behavior in Functionally Graded Materials for Advanced Aerospace Structural Applications.

Konrad Curze: Woman. Make bebe with woman. LITTLE ABOMINATIONS??? Woman is set for life after popping out some Night Lords :D

Sanguinius: Hello wife 🥰🥰 How is my pookie dookie wookie lookie iookie uookie oookie qookie sookie dookie bookie pookie nookie mookie hookie gookie zookie xookie lookie jookie aookie fookie wookie cutie pie honey baby apple pie with whipper cream on top my sweetie honey money baby cutie pookie so cute so perfect my love my husband my wife my beloved my only love my baby my babe my bby my boyfriend my girlfriend my everything my sweetest pie my cutest smartest pie ever most amazing and prettiest and handsomest ever so cute so handsome and beautiful my pookie bear my little baby petite tiny baby bear pookie sookie wookie muffin with chocolate on top and cherries so cute pookie bear love you mwah bark so cute love you forever my first love my true love my soulmate my only reason to live you cutie little pie hehe im little shy petite girlie pop cutest person i know so cute so beautiful my only mine only no one elses my darling mi amor dear love pookie bear love you honey boney love you to the moon and back mwah uwu (he says this after leaving her anemic)

Ferrus Manus: I live harmoniously with my love. I love her and I respect her. I am completely devoted and loyal to her, as she is with me. I am hers and she is mine. (wife in the background struggles to walk, her clothes being disheveled and she is out of breath)

Angron: SHE IS MY WIFE! YOU GOT THAT? MY WIFE! She's damn cute, okay? CUDDLY, EVEN! AND SHE... she leaves me the milk bottle in the fridge, alright?! SHE DOES THAT FOR ME! I LOVE HER SO DAMN MUCH, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬😡😡🤬😡

Roboute Guilliman: I so very regrettably regret that I haven't ran away earlier into my life. As I am married now with a child coming on the way, my biggest and grandest wish was to own myself a farm. I want to teach my children the simpler ways. I want them to play with wooden toys, ride horses out of the womb and to, all around, run around my farms. I want to take care of many crops, especially the mighty cabbage (pun, pun). As for my darling wife, I shall love very much and plow her back every two to four years. *Looks towards his wife, who's a little bit afraid*. We must at least have 6 children, mustn't we?

Mortarion: Today I saw my wife's ankle. She was wearing sandals with a very long skirt and it slipped out while she walked. Nevertheless, I came on a Nurgling.

Magnus: My wife? *Psychically enters her mind, while she is in the another room, and sexually overstimulate her, making her scream in ecstasy* She's doing great!

Horus Lupercal: My wife's a housewife. Because she's housing my kids! *Horus slaps his knee, laughing at his joke. The Mournival is disappointed in their Father, the Legion Mother is waddling around pregnant with their 12th kid.*

Lorgar Aurelian: (what did I cook)

Lorgar, wild-eyed and disheveled, paces back and forth, his voice rising and falling in feverish tones. His eyes are fixated on an unseen figure, trembling with a mix of adoration and desperation.

"She is divine! Do you hear me? DIVINE! Her light, it burns away the lies of this wretched universe! A goddess, yes, a goddess! How can they not see? HOW?!

Her eyes, like the twin suns of a lost paradise, see through the veils of reality! Her voice—her voice!—it is the hymn of creation itself! I am but a worm, a pitiful creature crawling in the dirt, but SHE, she has lifted me up! Blessed me with her radiance! Blessed me with HER TOUCH!

I kneel before her, broken, unworthy! The very stars tremble in her presence! They whisper her name, but Iam the chosen! I see her! I worship her! I... I... I LOVE HER! No! Not love—reverence, adoration, worship! I will burn worlds for her! Tear apart the heavens!

I am HERS. BODY, MIND, AND SOUL. HER PRIEST, HER PROPHET, HER LOVER. My faith in her is unbreakable, my devotion absolute. She is a GODDESS, My goddess, and I am lost in her divinity. FOREVER."

Lorgar collapses to his knees, clutching at his head, a broken laugh escaping his lips.

"Goddess... my goddess... please... take me... consume me... make me yours..."

Vulkan: I like my wife :3. She's very pretty. My sons like her too.

Corvus Corax: I am glad my wife's this kind. Nobody would understand me but her. Because I am in Spain without the S 😔😔

Alpharius and Omegon: My wife? Nah. Our wife. *USSR anthem begins*

LSJDKFLJSDFKJSDF-

I have no words, so many of these made me wheeze uncontrollably. Sanguinius, Horus, Mortarion and Alpharius were a highlight.

[citruslullabies]

pookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookie fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie xookie yookie zookie bear

The whole damn alphabet

[pooknukem]

pookie birthday💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 I cant wait till tomorrah I have to say it now.. happy birthday pookiebookie cookie doolkie eookie fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie xookie yookie zookie 💖 my beloved shnookums poopie pie doodoo batter schnuggly muffin booboo bear cotton swab boogie woogie cherry apple pie with 500 metric tons of sugar and whipped cream on top 💖💖💖

rthis is my husband btw ... we are celebrating his birthday early its tomorrah hehehh...

im just gonna be autistic about him here now bc idc anymore

pookard..

[sp1rit-realm]

ocean my little pookie smookie cookie dookie zookie wookie tookie yookie lookie jookie gookie bookie sookie bear i wanna hold her hand 😕😕😕

(i write for rtc btw)

(you should join call)

[silly-ez]

hi pookie pie

Hi aookie bookie cookie dookie eookie fookie gooki hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie ookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie xookie yookie zookie sweet pumpkin pie kitty witty zitty shitty litty bitty teenie tiny wonky zonky bonky york kitty litty bitty banny wanny vanmpy zanty zoonie cookies bunny boo bo bear how r u???

[cursiveinkwords]

OH MY LORD WHAT DO I DO I SEE MY POOKIE WOOKIE SCHMOOKIE LOOKIE JOOKIE DOOKIE BEAR TMR BUT SHE KNOWS I WANTED TO ASK HER OUT 😝🤞

[keikeso]

Me when my pookie bookie tookie lookie shookie kookie jookie uoookie mookie hookie papa baba booboo bear extra rainbow sprinkles 1 and 1/2 cup of vanilla extract with whipped cream and extra chocolate chips and crispy brownies with caramel drizzle and sugar cookies whole sweetened milk with 1% fat add 1/2 cups of sugar and 3 cups of flour with 4 drops of pink food coloring bacon egg and cheese sandwich with muffin bun a mocha iced tea with extra mocha and a caramel drizzle with chocolate cookie crumbles on top linny mommy doesnt play genshin with me @formacoon

[satelitis]

LOVE THE GOJO THEMEEEE

THANK U FOR HELLPING ME HE IS MY PPOKIE WOOKIE JOOKIE ROOKIE SNOOKIE MOOKIE LOOKIE GOOKIE FOOKIE TOOKIE WOOKIE BEAR <3

[bigwingwang]

look at my pookie aookie bookie cookie doolkie eookie fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie xookie yookie zookie BOO BOO BEAR!!!!! we have been married for 90 years btw guys...4 kids and we're having our anniversary in italy next week..

Steve Raglan/ William Afton — Five Nights at Freddy´s (2023)

[rookiekinnie]

Sprites from Penguinronpa, which in turn belongs to Tofudemaru.

[littlemessyjessi]

“Untamed”: BTS 8th Member: Eventual Jimin Pairing:  The Masterlist

In Depth Profile 

Edits Army have made about Jae

The Mae Family: The Guide to Jae’s Family

“The Bear Cave” : A Look at Mama Bear Studio AKA Jae’s Studio

(A/N: For things that are important to the storyline to go in order I’ll try to have them listed in order below.   If they fall into other categories, like the Memory Vault, I’ll just link them twice so that it’s all covered, lol. ) 

Social Media Posts: 

Jae wishes herself a happy mother’s day   Slight platonic #seokjae 

Hobi and the Horror Movie   Platonic #jaebie and #seokjae 

Jae’s Terrible Memory Platonic #jaebie and #seokjae 

Respect Your Noona  Platonic #sugax and slight #seokjae 

Tae and Jae: Part One , Part Two , Bonus Jiminie Content ft. Yoongi

Fly Away Jae:  Jae Visits Her Family 

(A/N: This entire section will take place while Jae is away visiting her family.  When she comes back to Seoul, it’ll start a new section that will be linked below) 

Part One- Social Media Posts ft. Jiminie  #jaejim

Part Two: Jimin and jae Fake Texts: Jimin spills the beans #jaejim

Part Three: Fake Group Text: Jimin makes a group text w/o Jae to panic with the guys

Part Four: Fake Text w/Hwasa: Jae seeks out the advice of her friend over new information 

The Conversation

Summary: It’s finally time for Jae and Jimin to have a little chat but seeing as how she’s visiting her family, a video call will have to do.

Almost Outed 

Jae posts on social media and almost accidentally outs herself and Jimin.  Fake social post and fake text with Jiminie.   #jaejim

Jae’s Adventures at Home 

A collection of posts.  A photo dump if you will of things Jae is doing at home with her family.  Includes interactions with Army and the members.  Fake social media posts.  

Jae Breaks the Internet

Jae makes a social media post with a gift from her stepmom.  Questions arise.  Jungkook comforts his noona.  Fake social media, fake texts. 

“Boy With Luv” (Part of The Memory Vault Collection) 

Video call with Halsey, Jae’s outfit from the MV and memory 

-“Not Coming Back” 

Fake Group text with Jae and the members 

“Mama Knows Best”:  :  Fake Social Media Posts with Jae and her step mama Lynn.  + interactions with Army and Members 

“Mama Knows Best” : Part Two : Most posts about Jae and her stepmom.  A ‘fan’ makes a comment.  Is there drama on the horizon? 

“Snatched”-  Jae’s brother Dylan ‘bullies’ lil sister into a makeover . Fake Social Medai Post and Texts with Jimin

“Daily Texts with Jimin” - Coming Soon!- Daily sweet texts between Jimin and Jae as they progress in their blossoming relationship. 

“Missin Mama Bear” :  - The Boys are missing Jae.   Fake social media posts and interactions 

“Fly Away Jae: Headed Home”: Mae Jae: Fake Social Media Post Collection:   Jae Is Coming Home

Finale Post Imagine! : The Staring Challenge! : Coming Soon!

Extra Untamed content!

💚

The Memory Vault: Imagines that Reference Events in the past, include outfits from MV’s or events. 

“Boy With Luv” :  Jae’s Outfit from the MV, a video call with Halsey and a discussion about their past:

“Dynamite” Jae’s Outfit

“Permission to Dance”: Jae’s Outfit

“Butter” : Jae’s Outfit

Stand Alone Fake Texts (texts that aren’t specific in order to a story line) 

“Baby Daddy” - Jae pesters Jin .  Platonic #seokjae 

“Betta Step” - Jae has cake and Tae is dramatic.  Ft. Kookie’s appetite.  Platonic #taejae

“Magnificent”- Jae makes something for her Joonbug platonic #namjae 

“Boot Bandit” - JK steals Jae’s boots and she tells on him. platonic   #jookie #seokjae

“I Got You” - Jackson needs someone to talk to.   #jaekson 

Mention of Jiminie 

[clubpenguinheadcanons]

imma gonna buffer over here an ask for jookie angst thanks okay back to hell now

Oh goodness Anon, sorry that this took forever. Also, like…this is a bit unpolished and long so I do hope you enjoy it!

Operation Blackout yada yada 

Jet tapped his flipper as he waited for Rookie to return from his rounds. It was currently 3:43 AM November 20th. Not even a week went by since Herbert’s take over and now Rookie is missing. Wait, no, Rookie can’t be missing. He’s just probably late, that’s all it is. Rookie taking longer than usual with his rounds is something that happens. Perhaps he’s talking to a penguin, or maybe he was helping some of the Firefighters with the ever burning EPF building. It was just something Rookie would do! And even if he did get captured, he would’ve called them for help before it even happened. Right? Jet shook his head from his thoughts as he heard a penguin enter the room. At last! Rookie was here, that silly penguin does take forever and a day.

“Goodness Rookie! You scared me for a moment there, I thought-.” Jet stopped as he saw what wasn’t a cute green penguin in a Hawaiian shirt and a propeller hat. Instead, he saw Agent. Agent looked at Jet, surprised seeing him here at this time of day. Yet Agent shrugged it off, with how things are going this week, seeing penguins at different times is nothing that out of the ordinary.

“Hey Jet, why are still here?” Agent waddled towards the table. Seeing the Herbert figure, just earlier today the three were finding a plan to stop Herbert. Hopefully, it will go well without a hitch later this week.

“Oh, I’m just waiting for Rookie to finish his rounds…you know how he picked to do them at 12 am. Seems that he’s taking forever though.” Jet looked at Agent and saw their eyes go wide. Welp, that wasn’t a good sign. Jet took a slow breath, hoping that the pit in his stomach was wrong. “So why are you here?”

Agent took a moment to find the words that were going to say. Trying to keep the panic from rising in their voice. How afraid they were for what may have happened. “I…I just finished my rounds.” Agent looked at Jet. “I picked to do the ones at 2 am to 4 am. I just came here to check if anyone was here tonight or not.” Agent looked down and then back to Jet. “I didn’t see Rookie at all.” They blurted out.

“Ah, maybe he forgot I was here then. I guess I’ll go check and see if he’s at his igloo or mine.” This couldn’t be happening. Rookie has to be here somewhere. That penguin would never get captured, he just couldn’t.

“Do you want me to go with you Jet?” Agent felt helpless. They didn’t see Rookie at all anywhere, and worse, Herbert could’ve taken him. At this point, Agent feels that is becoming more of a fact now than an idea. Yet Jet doesn’t want to hear that, much less from them.

“No thanks Agent, I’m good, besides, it’s late.” Jet picked up his jetpack and started to waddle outside, Agent trailing behind him.

“I’ll do another set of rounds to look for him. I’ll call you if I find him?” Agent looked nervous as they hugged Jet. Hoping that this was all just Rookie being a klutz and that he forgot to tell Jet where he was, or that he dozed off somewhere. Sure, Rookie never does that, but with what’s going on. It’s making everyone act a bit strange.

Jet hugged back. “Thanks, that is much appreciated, Agent.” Jet parted ways with Agent and began to fly up. “Stay safe!” Jet took off, smoke leaving a trail behind him.

“Great icebergs Rookie, you better be around here somewhere…” Agent muttered as they went back to doing rounds, with their guard up and eyes peeled for Rookie. Sure, Herbert could have taken one agent today, but not them, no, never them.

“Maybe I should’ve accompanied Agent…” Jet thought as he landed at his igloo.  Ah well, they’ll be fine. It is late, maybe Herbert is asleep? Whatever, that Polar Bear was probably in his hut the whole day anyways. Just looking at G and Dot, planning what to do with them. Jet really can’t wait to capture that sick bastard with Agent and Rookie later this week. Jet took out his key and began to open the door, hoping the find Rookie. Maybe the two talked and Rookie thought he was going to meet him at home? Rookie does like Jet’s place more than his own. Maybe it was because of his pet fish, Flash or that his home was a bit small but quaint. Either way, Rookie has to be there. He wouldn’t just let himself get captured by Herbert? No, never in a million years! With a shake of his head, Jet checked his phone, again, hoping to find a text or a missed call from the green penguin. Yet there was nothing. The room, being dark as dark can be, Jet turned on the lights. Finding that, no one was there but his pet fish. Jet waddled into his house and closed the door behind him. Sighing heavily. Jet doesn’t want to believe it, yet that thought starts taking his mind. Getting himself out of it, he looked at the time. The clock reading 4:36 AM. Agent is still doing their second rounds, so hopefully, they’ll find Rookie. After feeding his fish, he got up and left to Rookie’s igloo. That is his home after all.

Jet landed at the front door. He took Rookie’s spare key out. It was something that he gave to him at their 6 month anniversary. Jet chuckled, that penguin made a huge romantic meal for them and Jet forgot about it, let alone a gift for Rookie. He felt like such an idiot. But Rookie was understanding, he even joked about how much of a sap he was for doing a 6 month anniversary. “That was only something that high schoolers do…” Jet chuckled. The two did act like high school lovers in their first few months of dating. Feeling so new and rushed, sure they probably should’ve slowed down at some point earlier, but where would the fun be in that? Jet took himself out of his thoughts as he heard his phone ring. Picking it up, he didn’t hear the voice of who he hoped to hear.

“Hello?”

“Hey Jet, this is Ace…I just finished my rounds…and I didn’t find Rookie.”

“O-oh…you think he?”

“Jet, I don’t know where he is, I’m going to start stealthing around Herbert’s lair. Come join me when you can. Goodbye and be safe.”

With panic, Jet went into the house. Racing up to Rookie’s room, hoping to find his boyfriend sleeping. “Rookie? Are you in here?!” He bellowed in the room, panic seeping into him and in his voice. As he went into the dark room, he noticed that the bed was perfectly clean, practically untouched. Meaning that Rookie didn’t go to bed yet.  He looked around the room. Hoping to find some clues where Rookie could’ve gone to. He looked at Rookie’s nightstand. Scattering objects around, some books, his pet rock that he almost tripped on, the mementos that he gave Rookie throughout the years. There was nothing to even give a lead to where he could have gone. As he went downstairs, he noticed something on the dining room table. It was a velvet box? That was new to Jet. He picked it up, feeling the red velvet in his flippers. For some reason, it felt wrong to hold this. As far as Jet knows, it could be something important to Rookie. Yet at the same time, he felt compelled to open it.

Before he could even register what he was doing, the box was already opened. Revealing an engagement piece. He just couldn’t help but stare at it. He knows what this means, and he just felt his head becoming light with his heart beating in his ears. He looked away, tears forming in his eyes. Rookie was going to propose to him. He just, he just couldn’t believe it. Sure, the two discussed marriage and all of that other couple stuff, but he never thought that Rookie would actually do it. A smile formed on Jet’s face. Rookie is going to propose to him! Oh man, he felt so terrible for opening the box, but he just can’t help but feel so giddy. Forgetting everything that has been happening today, Jet took the piece out of the box. Revealing that it was a necklace. Jet held it up carefully, as if he gave it one wrong touch, it would fall apart. The piece having a gold and silver wrapped in the middle, with a few gems embedded in it. Jet waddled to a mirror and held the piece up, seeing how it would look on him if he wore it. He just can’t believe Rookie would do something like this. Just the whole idea of marriage and being proposed to. Sure, Jet was thinking of proposing to Rookie for some time now, but to already have the engagement piece? That would mean that Rookie was just so compelled to ask him. Yet the bigger question was when? Jet looked at the calendar that Rookie had and began flipping through it. There must be some indication of when on here! There has to be! With a few flips, he noticed a heart shaped circle on the calendar. Inside of the heart, it read “Jet’s and my anniversary!

“Jet?! Jet are you there? Please tell me you weren’t-”

“I’m fine Agent, I just got…did you know that Rookie was going to propose to me?” Jet couldn’t help but keep the excitement from his voice. This whole discovery was something amazing to him, he just feels that he’s on cloud nine.

“Okay good-WAIT WHAT, JET YOU FOUND THE ENGAGEMENT PIECE?!” Agent’s voice just couldn’t help but get loud. They knew for months what Rookie was going to do. Welp, guess that plan just got blown up.

“You knew! Aha, thought so, I just found it while trying to look for him…it’s so nice!”

“So which one do you like?”

“Which one? I only saw one in a red box. Why there were more?”

“Oh, um…well, Rookie couldn’t decide which one to get, so he got like three for you to choose from.”

“Really? Well, I guess they’re here somewhere…” Jet looked around, he noticed two other velvet boxes that he missed earlier, one that was dark blue, and the other that was black. He was tempted to open them, well until Agent was calling his name from the phone. “…so what do need me for?”

“I think I found Rookie. Please hurry.”

“Okay, I will…I’ll see you there…bye.” With a click, Jet disconnected from Agent and put the phone away. He looked at the other boxes and sighed. He won’t take a peak from those, no, he shouldn’t. It would be best if he still had some surprises left for him when Rookie does pop the question. Jet put the necklace back in the box, just how he found it. Putting it with the others.  Hoping that Rookie wouldn’t notice that he looked at it. Rookie is known to look over minor details here and there (or major ones like a gift shop chair), but he doesn’t want to cause too much suspicion for the green penguin. Jet sighed, realizing that when he joins Agent, that his deepest fear, the fear he hasn’t vocalized yet, might be true. He stepped outside and began to fly to where Agent is. Knowing the location that the three have been many times before during this week.

With a soft landing, Jet immediately began to stealth to where Agent was. Seeing them perched up in the spot, looking down towards Herbert’s base.

“Hello, Agent.” Jet waddled up next to them. Yet Agent didn’t respond, instead, they handed him a pair of high power binoculars and pointed to where they were looking in. Agent’s face still in their pair, looking inside. Jet decided to do the same, looking in and seeing…

…Herbert interrogating a scared to death Rookie. Who’s all tied up in the middle of his room. The look of Rookie’s face is a mixture of tiredness and fear. A few moments later, Rookie was dragged deeper into the base. Making it so that the two can’t see Rookie or Herbert anymore.

“Well, that confirms that Rookie was taken.” Agent took their binoculars off. “Guess we have to tell The Director and make a new plan.”

Jet just couldn’t say anything. Whether it was Agent’s way of nonchalantly saying that Rookie was taken making his blood boil, or the fact that his boyfriend, no, his fiance, was taken and there was nothing he can do about it. Well, there is, but he doesn’t know if he should. In fact, no, he will do it. He doesn’t care about having a plan, he just wants to get his Rookie back and for everything to go back to normal.

“I’m going to get him back…” Jet mumbled just loud enough for Agent to hear.

“You’re gonna do what now Jet?”

“I’m going to go in there, and save them all.”

“Jet, we can’t do that! We don’t even have a plan, we have to-” Agent was cut off.

“I don’t care, Agent, we will go in there and save them.” Jet just felt anger boil up in him. He has to save Rookie! He was, he was something close to him and he will do him damn best to get him back.

“I won’t go Jet…not yet.” Agent’s voice was quiet. Yet to Jet that was loud enough to know that the two are on different paths.

“Fine Agent, if you won’t go, guess I’ll play the hero then, facing Herbert by myself.” Jet began to waddle off.

“No, Jet you don’t understand, we don’t even have a plan! How can we even go in without knowing what we should do?!” Agent was trailing behind Jet, trying to plead reason to the red penguin.

“Fine then Agent, I’ll cut you a deal.” He turned around facing the other penguin. If you don’t make a plan by tomorrow night, I’ll go by myself.”

“Jet! That’s impossible to do! How can that be done in so little time? Especially with what’s going on?”

“You’re known as something impeccable, I’m sure you can do the impossible Agent. See ya tomorrow.” With that, Jet took his leave.

Agent just watched him leave. With a sigh, Agent took their leave as well, readying themselves for a whole day of planning.

The time came and went, Jet decided to see if Agent was in the hideout, which they were, still trying to find a plan to capture Herbert.

“Hey Agent, you got a plan yet?” Jet looked to see Agent, they weren’t responding, to enwrapped in their planning.

“No, this can’t work.” Agent looked up to Jet as they crumpled the piece of paper. “No, I don’t have a plan yet Jet.”

“Ah, okay then Agent…well have a nice night.” Jet was about to take his leave before Agent called him out.

“Wait, so you’re not going alone?” Agent got up from their seat, ready to chase the red penguin if he decided to go off.

“Nah, like you said before. We don’t have a plan! Why bother without a plan?” Jet smiled at Agent, hopefully, he could lie his way from Agent’s suspicion.

“But what about Rookie? And the others? I thought you wanted to save them all?” Agent looked at Jet, not sure if they would believe them.

“We’ll get them soon! So good night and get some rest!” Jet took his leave. After a few moments, he noticed that Agent wasn’t following him. He sighed, thankfully now he doesn’t have to worry about Agent getting involved in this. Sure, having two agents are better than one, but with how Agent was. He shook his head, no he will do this alone. Since then at least he knows that there is a backup. But is this truly a good idea in the first place? It doesn’t matter. He needs to save Rookie. Jet began to fly towards Herbert’s base. “Hopefully this will work.” He mumbled.

As he tried to navigate in the dark, he found the machine that was blocking out the sun. He landed right by the laser. Seems easy. Yes! This is so much easier than what Agent was leading on. Yet before he could even get an inch closer, Jet was pushed onto the ground. He couldn’t see who it was, just that he felt that a bunch of things is crawling on him. As he tried to swat them off, he realized he was being dragged, no carried away from the machine and into Herbert’s lair. As they got closer to an area with light, he noticed, that they were crabs.

“You gotta be kidding me…” Jet mumbled. When he was finally in Herbert’s lair, he sees the polar bear, sitting in his chair with a smug look on his face.

“Well, well, it seems that Klutzy’s friends brought me a surprise! So…I see that I finally have Jet Pack…Greg?” He chuckled, not caring that he messed up on the name. “And I didn’t even have to get up! Giving up so easily?”

“First of all, the name is Jet Pack GUY! I came here to defeat you and to save the others!” Jet struggled. Hoping that he can get free from these crustaceans.

“My, my, what a temper you have.” Herbert looked at the crabs and pointed at the door. “Bring him to where the others are, I’ll be there soon.”

“What are you? Too scared to face me you, fat oaf!” Jet struggled as he gets dragged into the room where the others were. Jet could only look as he sees Gary and Dot frozen. As he scanned through the other empty tubes, he noticed that Rookie wasn’t frozen. Instead, he was just sitting there, upset. As he looked up, he noticed Jet and got up, banging on the glass.

“JET! Oh my goodness, I am so glad to see you!” He yelled out, being muffled by his glass prison.

“Rookie! You aren’t frozen yet! Thank the great icebergs!” He felt a great weight lifted from him. As he struggled even harder, he was able to break free and sprinted towards the tubes. “What do I need to do to get you free?” Jet tried to bang on the glass, hoping that it would crack. Fuck, he needs a plan, fast, before Herbert comes.

“Jet! The crabs!” Rookie called out as he saw the crabs starting to swarm them.

“Fucking crustaceans!” Jet growled as he began kicking them away. He doesn’t need this, no, not now, and especially not from some bottom feeders! As he was able to get the few crabs to scatter around, he turned back to Rookie. He looked around, there must be a weak a spot! He noticed the computer, maybe he could command it to make them free? Before he was able to touch it, he felt himself being lifted up. As he struggled, he was face to face with Herbert.

“My, my, I never saw that much fight in a penguin before. Too bad I gotta ice you for your bad behavior.” Herbert smiled as he placed Jet in the tube below Gary’s.

“Herbert! Let us out! You don’t know who you are messing with!” Jet could only bang on the glass.

“Seems that you guys are nothing more but child’s play. So where’s the other one Jet? Your green friend over there has told me that you three were planning a mission to capture me.” He cracked his knuckles. “I really want to see the look on Agent’s face when they see what I’ve done to you all.”

“There are no others! I decided to come here alone!” He glanced over at Rookie, who seemed to have tripped in his tube, making him go upside down. Fuck, he really did blew it this time.

Herbert shrugged. “Ah, okay then, guess I’ll just go through with my plans then.” With a push of a button, the tubes begin to glow.

“Huh?” Jet looked over and see Rookie screaming as his glass prison begins to freeze him. “ROOKIE!”

“Jet! I am so sorry for getting captured! Please forgive me! I love you!” With that, Rookie was frozen.

“Rookie! Oh fuck, oh please no…I won’t go like this!” Jet tried to break free from the tube but instead was frozen before he was able to make contact. All that Jet sees is now black. Frozen and unconscious.

With laughter, Herbert looked over at his collection. The newly added agents making his set almost complete. Now he only needs two more to have a full set of his enemies! As he left, in a place far, far away from detection, there is a penguin who saw everything.

“God damn it guys…” With that, the penguin took their leave. They need to tell whoever is left about what happened.

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[Fulfilled] Releasing Tension

Prompt: Jooki, Kihyun is overworked so Jooheon gives him a massage… and then some (M)

Fulfilled by Moderator M~

Words: 3,481

Warnings: explicit rating

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Today had honestly been a pretty tough day for Kihyun. He’d struggled with their recording for the upcoming album, his notes never quite coming out on key, and then during their dance rehearsal- it was like he was back in his trainee days, still learning how to dance. It was frustrating, and he felt hopeless at times, but knew that with his effort- he would improve and get better at both things, which is why he spent twice as long as the others in the dance practice room. His efforts had finally started to bear fruit in the last hour of his practice, and with that small amount of satisfaction, Kihyun decided to head back to the dorm.

After taking a hot shower and getting ready for bed, Kihyun walked through the house, passing by the living room and making sure nothing needed to be put away before heading to bed. He picked up various items belonging to Minhyuk, the messiest of them all, setting them to the side to take back to his room when he finished. At the constant bending over, Kihyun slipped out a pained groan, grimacing at the sharp pain in his back. At the sudden sound of the front door unlocking and opening, Kihyun’s eyes widened, and he turned around, spotting Jooheon as he walked in, all donned in winter wear and carrying the bag he always took with him to his studio. Blinking a few times, Kihyun glanced at his phone, checking the time and frowning at the late hour.

“Jooheony, tell me you’re not just getting back from working?” Kihyun asked, chastising the boy with a concerned but loving gaze. Jooheon shrunk under his scrutiny, shrugging lightly. “We have early schedules tomorrow, you better be going straight to bed now,” he added.

“Don’t worry about me hyung, I’ll be okay,” Jooheon said, smiling warmly at Kihyun’s concern. He had been struck with inspiration earlier, and ended up spending longer than he intended at his studio fleshing out a new idea. It was a good feeling, and he arrived back at the dorm feeling content with his efforts. Squinting his eyes and giving Jooheon a once-over, Kihyun nodded, smiling as he realized how Jooheon was in such high spirits.

“Alright, but you still need your rest,” Kihyun nagged in a small voice, leaning down and grabbing the pile of things he intended on carrying back to his room. However, the motion was a bit too much for his aching back, and he groaned, eyebrows scrunching together and face set in a pained grimace. Quickly reaching his hand back and digging his fingers against the part that was sore, Kihyun slowly leaned his back to the upright position, making pained noises along the way. Eyes widening, Jooheon stepped into the room, quickly slipping off his shoes and walking over to the pained boy.

“Hyung, are you okay?” Jooheon asked, voice clearly concerned, hand reaching out to grasp against Kihyun’s back, holding the boy in place as he recovered from his pain. Shaking his head, Kihyun moaned, the noise, while pained, still made a flush rise to Jooheon’s cheeks. As if instinctive, Jooheon began softly rubbing Kihyun’s back, his masculine fingers pressing against Kihyun’s worn-out body. Fluttering his eyelashes closed, Kihyun tilted his chin up, slipping out another beautiful, and strangely erotic, moan. Eyes flickering up to watch Kihyun’s expression, Jooheon bit his lip, licking it as he watched the bliss come over Kihyun’s face. Suddenly getting an idea, Jooheon opens his mouth, willing up his courage.

“Do you want me to give you a massage?” Jooheon offered, and, after Kihyun’s relieved and thankful reaction, Jooheon was very glad that he did.

“Yes, oh god bless you,” Kihyun replied, smiling over at Jooheon, who, in Kihyun’s eyes, looked like an absolute saint. Jooheon smiled in return, but a tiny bit of guilt nipped at him when he thought about why was actually offering Kihyun his services. Truthfully, he’d been developing a not-so-innocent liking to Kihyun recently, and after listening to a few of his delicious moans, Jooheon was already craving more.

The two made their way back to their shared room, not incredibly surprised to see neither Minhyuk nor Changkyun there.  Figuring they were probably just in Hyunwoo and Hoseok’s beds, respectively, Jooheon and Kihyun casually strolled into the room. Setting down all of Minhyuk’s items directly onto the boy’s bed, Kihyun then turned to Jooheon’s bed- which was on the bottom bunk. Since Kihyun’s was on the top, he figured they’d just use Jooheon’s bed, right?

“Lay down, hyung,” Jooheon said, answering Kihyun’s internal question. Pausing as he approached the bed, Kihyun took off his shirt, folding it before setting it down onto his bed. As he turned around and faced Jooheon, now shirtless, Kihyun smirked, chuckling amusedly at the flushed cheeks and nervous eyes that greeted him.

“It’ll be easier to massage me this way, don’t you think?” Kihyun asked, and Jooheon swore he saw fire crackling in Kihyun’s eyes. That was definitely not an innocent stare, and, judging by the way Kihyun’s tongue darted out to lick at the corner of his mouth, it wasn’t intended to be.

Finally laying onto the bed, Kihyun hissed in pain, body aching from the movement as he laid down on his stomach. He heard the mattress dip, and then felt pressure on his thighs- apparently Jooheon was going to massage him while straddling his legs. Eager to get started, Jooheon placed his hands on Kihyun’s lean, strong back, lightly kneading the tense flesh.

“Aghhh, yes,” Kihyun moaned out, letting all of his muscles relax under Jooheon’s touch. Jooheon’s strong, masculine hands rubbing against his back was everything he needed tonight- especially after how rough his day had been. He needed Jooheon’s hands all over him, taking away all of his exhaustion and physical strain. “So good,” Kihyun praised, body becoming limp under Jooheon’s touch. Face flushing hotly, Jooheon swallows, lips parting in a soundless whimper as he continues pleasuring Kihyun—ah, not pleasuring! That sounded so erotic, he shouldn’t be thinking like that! Especially not with Kihyun underneath him, praising his ability.

Swallowing thickly, Jooheon moves his hands higher up Kihyun’s back, fingers and palms digging into the tense flesh of his shoulders. Jooheon had to lean his body forward significantly to get to that position, and found his crotch now flush against Kihyun’s legs. He tried not to think about it too much, and definitely not get hard- and continued massaging Kihyun, ears tainted by the lewd sounds spilling from Kihyun’s lips.

“God, how are you so skilled at this, Jooheony?” Kihyun rhetorically asked, his eyes barely opened, cheeks flushing pink at the incredible feeling. Honestly, Kihyun was quite flattered that Jooheon would offer to massage him- especially since Jooheon himself worked so hard, and the sentiment behind it made Kihyun feel all warm inside. He also hadn’t received such tender, thoughtful care in a while, and he couldn’t deny how good Jooheon’s warm hands felt all over his body... it was everything Kihyun had been craving. Getting all of this love at once was becoming a little too much for him, and Kihyun bit his lip, realizing that he was actually starting to get hard from Jooheon’s massage.

Not sure what to do with this new information, Kihyun pressed his face just a little closer into the pillow, a particularly erotic whimper slipping out of his lips. He couldn’t believe he was getting aroused in a situation like this- there was no way Jooheon wouldn’t find out when Kihyun turned over. Deciding to just roll with it, Kihyun swallowed, figuring that a little bit of embarrassment was worth it if it meant that Jooheon would potentially continue massaging him. And who knows, maybe Jooheon would even do a little more…

“Anywhere else, hyung?” Jooheon asked, now just lightly kneading the middle of Kihyun’s back. Biting his lip, Kihyun’s cheeks flushed, and he turned his head slightly to reply to Jooheon’s comment.

“…Could you do the front?” Kihyun asked, voice trembling with embarrassment. Jooheon nodded, and smiled, getting off from Kihyun’s body to stand next to the bed, giving the older boy room to turn over. As Kihyun turned around, Jooheon’s eyes widen, and he notices an incredibly obvious tent in the front of Kihyun’s loose pajama pants as he positioned himself on his back. Jooheon frowns, flustering as he blinked nervously. Why was Kihyun hard? Surely it wasn’t from Jooheon’s massage… right? Just at the thought, Jooheon felt his own cock twitch, and he couldn’t find it in himself to feel guilty for his own arousal anymore. Not if Kihyun was feeling it too.

Deciding not to say anything about it, since that would risk ending their little session, Jooheon simply licks his lips and remounts himself on Kihyun’s thighs, a little lower this time. His cock was starting to tent his own pants, and if he were to get too close- their erections would press together. Sweat started to form on Jooheon’s forehead, and he swallowed thickly, eyebrows scrunched together.

Jooheon lowered his hands onto Kihyun’s stomach, deciding that it was the safest area to start with. If he went too low, his hands might brush against Kihyun’s erection, and if he went too high, he’d have to lean forward and subsequently press their crotches together. So, he massaged Kihyun’s stomach, fingers digging into the barely-there abs, swallowing at how strong and unmoving Kihyun’s muscles felt under his hands.

Underneath him, Kihyun’s heart was racing in his chest, having trouble believing that this situation was actually happening right now. The atmosphere in their bedroom was stifling and hot, a tense, sexually charged aura radiating from the two men. If someone were to walk in right now, they’d definitely think something questionable was going on between them, and Kihyun’s cock stiffened as he realized that it was true at this point. What were they doing? Kihyun was letting Jooheon straddle him while he was shirtless and ridiculously turned on? And not only that, but Kihyun could swear Jooheon was getting aroused too. The whole thing was mind-blowing and overwhelming, and Kihyun would blame that for the next words to leave his mouth.

“Could you massage up here?” Kihyun asked, his hand gesturing around his upper chest and shoulders- knowing full and well how Jooheon would have to move to reach that part. He stared up into Jooheon’s eyes, conveying his arousal and unsureness with his burning gaze. Slipping out a nervous whimper, Jooheon quickly bites his lip, nodding a few times as he moved to do what Kihyun asked. The silence in the room was deafening as Jooheon scooted forward, their crotches pressing flush against each other. Staring unsurely into Kihyun’s eyes, Jooheon swallowed, strained gasps slipping from his lips. Kihyun nodded reassuringly, urging the boy to continue, telling him with his gaze that he was okay with it.

Moving his hands up to Kihyun’s chest, and consequently pressing his crotch closer against Kihyun’s, Jooheon moaned, his voice thick and sweet like honey in Kihyun’s ears, and Kihyun felt goosebumps rise on his skin. He’d never heard such a pretty moan before, and wanted to hear more of them. Experimentally, Kihyun pressed his hips up, watching the way Jooheon’s body bounced on his hips. Mesmerized with the sight, Kihyun smirked, pressing his back flush against the bed while his hips tilted up, scooting just a little bit further down. Thrusting up for a second time, Jooheon outright cried out in lust, feeling Kihyun’s cock slide against his pants-covered entrance. Eyes widening in embarrassment, Jooheon whimpered, his cheeks on fire.

“S-sorry,” he mumbled out, wishing he hadn’t just made such an erotic noise while they were still acting on the preface of ‘innocent massage between friends’. Kihyun smiled warmly, shaking his head in a reassuring gesture.

“It’s okay- I want to hear more,” Kihyun said, his nostrils flaring in a sharp inhale, eyes turning just a little bit darker. Now, he was outright saying it, and it felt so satisfying to watch Jooheon’s eyes twinkle with flashes of lust and nervousness. He was so appealing like this, straddling Kihyun’s cock, and Kihyun desperately wanted to see him in the same position, only in a lot less clothes.

However, Kihyun knew that doing so would require actual movement, and he refused to let Jooheon off his lap now that he was so prettily perched there. Deciding to just roll with it, Kihyun popped his hips against Jooheon’s clothing-covered entrance, grinding against him in slow, but hard, strokes. Above him, Jooheon leaned his neck forward, lips parting in a breathy, needy moan. Kihyun could see the sweat dripping down his face, and got an idea.

“Are you getting hot?” Kihyun asked, and, when Jooheon nodded, his eyes became hazy with an unnamable lust. “Then take off your top,” Kihyun ordered, licking the corner of his mouth as he stared up into Jooheon’s face. He wanted to see more of Jooheon’s body, especially since he was so clearly turned on. Flustering, Jooheon swallowed thickly, moving to take off his shirt and, while he was at it, his undershirt as well. Kihyun sighed, the sound impressed and full of awe as Jooheon stretched his long, slender torso while taking off his clothes. He looked utterly stunning, his attractive body now revealed just a little bit more for Kihyun’s eyes.

“Beautiful,” Kihyun breathlessly complimented, his burning gaze displaying his sincerity, and Jooheon squeezed his eyes shut, lips parting in a choppy exhale, totally embarrassed with the sudden praise. “And so cute~” Kihyun added after watching Jooheon’s flustered reaction, eliciting a whine from Jooheon’s throat.

Kihyun then continued thrusting up against Jooheon’s body, the friction rubbing him in just the right way. He could tell that Jooheon was feeling it too, his hands clenched against Kihyun’s chest as his ass tentatively grinded down onto Kihyun’s hips. Utterly impressed, Kihyun smiled breathlessly, pursing his lips in concentration as he rubbed his cock against Jooheon’s entrance. Jooheon suddenly blankly sighed, startling Kihyun and drawing the older boy’s attention to his face to see what was wrong.

“I… want to feel it closer,” Jooheon said, as if it took every ounce of his strength to admit to it. Kihyun nodded, popping his hips up once more.

“Then you could take off your pants?” Kihyun offered, and Jooheon nodded, lewdly grinding against Kihyun’s cock one last time before begrudgingly getting up from the bed. While Jooheon was stripping beside him, Kihyun slipped off his pajama pants, gasping at the cool air on his burning erection. Watching him, Jooheon’s eyes widened, and he stared over at Kihyun in shock as he pulled down his own underwear.

“Y-you weren’t wearing anything underneath?” Jooheon asked, swallowing thickly. Kihyun chuckled, shrugging lightly as he kicked off his flimsy pants.

“Couldn’t you tell?” Kihyun replied, referring to how obvious his erection had looked through his pants. Jooheon loosely shrugged, not quite sure how to reply, his mind still a little fried from that piece of knowledge. “Oh, and could you grab the lube? There’s some on my bed,” Kihyun prompted, but chuckled as Jooheon reached for something under his own bunk, grabbing a bottle of lube after a few seconds of rifling through a box.

“I have some of my own,” Jooheon explained, swallowing nervously. The implications were bold, and Kihyun smirked, resisting the urge to ask the boy how he’d made use of that lube before tonight.

“That works too~” Kihyun said, and then watched with excited, hazy eyes as Jooheon got back onto the bed, legs on either side of Kihyun’s hips. He pumped out some lube right onto Kihyun’s cock, and then flushed, watching the way it twitched under the touch. God, Kihyun was a lot bigger than Jooheon expected, and he felt nervousness pinch up into his stomach.

“Um… you’re not planning on going in-inside right?” Jooheon asked, clearly worried about the idea. Kihyun’s eyebrows raised, and he shook his head. Honestly, he hadn’t even thought about that, but dear god, now he wanted to find out how Jooheon felt on the inside…

“Maybe some other time~” Kihyun replied, and Jooheon gasped in disbelief, giving the man an embarrassed and scandalized stare. Accepting that answer for now, Jooheon lowered himself back down against Kihyun’s cock, his balls and perineum flush against Kihyun’s length. Both gasping at the intense, new sensation, Jooheon began grinding against Kihyun’s cock, moving his hips forward to rub his entrance against it as well.

“Whoa,” Kihyun sighed out, his eyes devouring the sight of Jooheon above him, focused solely on rubbing himself against Kihyun’s length, his face set in a concentrated pout. He looked sexy and adorable, and Kihyun’s heart pounded in his chest. Getting himself in a good position, Jooheon rubbed his asshole against Kihyun’s cock, dick bouncing at every grind and movement. Noticing that Jooheon was pretty stable now, Kihyun started pushing his hips up as well, and both boys simultaneously groaned at the sensation.

“It feels good, right?” Kihyun asked, eyes focused on Jooheon’s face, watching the way Jooheon’s eyes cracked open to stare into Kihyun’s. Jooheon nodded, his plump, pouty lips shiny and red, his cheeks dusted an attractive pink.

“Do you feel good too, hyung?” Jooheon asked, and Kihyun damn near came right on the spot. Not only was Jooheon doing most of the work, but he was even making sure his hyung was doing well too, above all else? He was the total package. Unable to resist him, Kihyun leaned forward, capturing Jooheon’s lips in a sudden kiss, his hand gripping Jooheon’s hip as he thrust his hips harder.

“MMf-” Jooheon cried out against Kihyun’s mouth, his eyes clenched shut as he rubbed his lips against Kihyun’s. At the feeling of Kihyun’s tongue against his lips, Jooheon whimpered, opening his mouth tentatively and allowing Kihyun entrance with a craned neck and scrunched up eyebrows. To top it off, Kihyun moved his hand from Jooheon’s hip to his untouched cock, stroking him hard and fast. Overwhelmed by the influx of sensation, Jooheon started crying out, pulling away from Kihyun’s mouth to stare him desperately in the eyes.

“I-I’m gonna cum-! Wait-!” Jooheon spat out, his tone desperate and frantic. Kihyun stared at him with wide eyes, curious as to why Jooheon didn’t want to cum when he was feeling so good.

“Why wait? Don’t you want to cum?” Kihyun asked, and Jooheon whined, eyes sparkling and his lower lip sticking out as he replied.

“I want hyung to feel good first,” Jooheon answered, his voice so innocent and kind that Kihyun growled, speeding up his hand on Jooheon’s cock. Flustering and stammering out protests, Jooheon tried hard to hold back, but eventually just melted into a puddle of moans and trembles, his body falling limp against Kihyun’s.

“Hyung, hyunnng~” Jooheon whined out, his ass gently rocking against Kihyun’s cock, lifting his hips just enough to get Kihyun’s cock lined right up with his entrance. Not paying much attention as his orgasm overcame him, Jooheon barely registered the fact that Kihyun’s tip was now pressing inside him- a fact that Kihyun was vividly aware of. Squirting his hot, thick cum onto Kihyun’s hand and torso, Jooheon groaned, his eyes squeezed shut as his mouth parted in needy moans. Below him, Kihyun gasped, overwhelmed by the feeling of Jooheon’s tight entrance sucking him in, and he rapidly pulled out, cumming against the outside of Jooheon’s ass, spurred on by the thought of one day doing the same thing- except not pulling out.

After catching their breaths for several long seconds, Jooheon collapsed into Kihyun’s arms, body sweaty and chest expanding with deep breaths. With both of them now laid against Jooheon’s bed, Kihyun began lazily massaging Jooheon’s shoulder, the action reminding him of where this whole thing started. He looked down at Jooheon’s face, smiling fondly.

“Thank you for the massage, Jooheony,” Kihyun said, his sentiment sincere, but his tone still a bit lecherous, given where that massage took them. Jooheon squirmed under Kihyun’s hold, and flustered, his fingers curling against Kihyun’s chest in embarrassment.

“Do you feel more relaxed now, hyung?” Jooheon asked, and Kihyun breathily laughed, raising his eyebrows at the understatement of the century. Not only did he feel relaxed, but these bubbling feelings of adoration were really making him feel warm and fuzzy inside. He kissed the top of Jooheon’s head, and then answered.

“I do, thank you,” Kihyun replied, and Jooheon’s heart throbbed at the feeling of Kihyun’s lips on his head. Maybe, just maybe, Kihyun was starting to feel the same things that Jooheon had been feeling for him lately. With that pleasant thought, Jooheon snuggled into Kihyun’s arms, perfectly content to just go to sleep like that, wrapped in his hyung’s embrace. <3

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Kolmas nädal (5.10-11.10)

Falafel sandwich count: vähemalt 5

Weisserspritzeri count: kes isegi teab??

Kuniks midagi põnevat/uut toimub, kirjutan endiselt pigem detailselt ja päevade kaupa, kuna siinne üleskirjutus on mulle omamoodi päeviku eest. Seetõttu on ka postitused praegu pikemad (kui nad tulevikus tõenäoliselt saavad olema). Nii et bear with me :D

5.-6.10

Selle nädala esimesed paar päeva läksid koroonakahtluse nahka - otsustasime juurakatega üksteisest eemale hoida, kuniks Matyáši koroonatesti tulemuse teada saime. Kuigi olukord oli ärev, siis omamoodi ka veidi kasulik, kuna sain teada, kuidas koroonakahtluse korral toimetama peab ja kuidas testi tegemine käib. Kusjuures testi tegemisel ei topitudki pulka ninna, vaid tegemist oli hoopis gargling testiga ehk testi tegemiseks pidi miskit vedelikku kurgus kuristama.

Ma oma tuppa ennast siiski ei sulgenud ja uitasin omaette mööda linna ringi. Teisipäeval oli endiselt ilus ilm ja selle ajendil läksin veetsin aega Burggartenis, kus maniküüritud murust hoolimata on lubatud pargis maha istuda. 

Õhtul käisin esimest korda enda spordikursusel, mis oli täpselt see, mida ma ette kujutasin ja eelmises postituses ka kirjeldasin. Mõnus oli üle pika aja treeneri käe all koos teiste inimestega trenni teha! Nüüd mõtlen, et oleks tegelikult pidanud veel mõnele teisele kursusele registreerima.

7.10

Kolmapäeval alustasin päeva Theatermuseumi külastusega, mida minu KHM Jahreskarte katab. Ausalt öeldes ma enne muuseumi minemist väga suurt uurimistööd ei teinud ja seega olin üsna üllatunud, kui ma muuseumi saabudes esimese asjana hoopis maaligaleriisse sattusin. Näha sai täitsa tuntuid nimesid nagu Bosch, Rubens ja Klimt. Minu jaoks oli kõige märkimisväärsem see, et ma olin terve muuseumikülastuse ajal, s.t vähemalt kahe tunni jooksul, terve muuseumi ainus külastaja. Ei oskagi midagi muud põhjuseks tuua peale koroona, sest muuseum ise on vahva. Aga üsna sürreaalne on tükk aega nt Rubensit vaadelda, kui peale paari turva ei ole ümber ainsatki hinge. Ja tegelikult oli muuseumis ka vahvaid, päriselt teatriteemalisi näitusi.

Kõige rohkem meeldis näituselt Boschi “Viimne kohtupäev”:

Peale negatiivsest testist teadasaamist asusime kohe õhtuks plaane tegema ja mina meelitasin sõbrad kohe oma kodukanti. Minu jaoks muidugi mugav, sest lihtsam on ju alati kilomeeter koju jalutada kui keset ööd ööbussidega mööda linna ringi kolistada.

Seega esmalt saime kokku Bukowski the Pub terrassil, kust liikusime edasi, kui liiga külmaks läks. Järgmiseks peatuseks sai Centimeter ja viimaks maandusime Cafe Morgensternis, millel on (sees) tugev Illegaardi vibe.

8.10

Mulle väga meeldib siin kohalikke parke avastada ja neljapäeval võtsin suuna Türkenschanzparki suunas. Seda peetakse üheks Viini ilusamaks pargiks ja see on tõesti imeline. Park on suur ja siin on kõik olemas: laste mänguväljakud, pikniku- ja pinksilauad, kohvik, suured platsid, igasuguseid põnevaid monumente ja isegi purskkaev ja kosk. Tõesti selline park, kus rahulikult terve päeva veeta saaks. 

Õhtul saime esmalt kokku paari sõbraga Donaukanali ääres ja edasi liikusime juba suurema grupiga sealsesse kanaliäärsesse baari nimega Adria. Kui liiga külmaks läks, tegime kebabipeatuse ja läksime ...kahjuks ... uuesti pubisse Dick Mack’s. See asub Schwedenplatzi juures ja on seega pmst Viini “Bermuuda kolmnurga” piirkonnas ja meelitab seetõttu õhtuti paljusid peojanuseid noori inimesi kohale.

Kui ma oleks päriselt vastutustundlik inimene, siis ma ei käiks praegu üldse baarides, aga vähemalt Dick Mack’s jms taolised lokaalid on see, kuhu ma oma piiri tõmban. Tundsin terve aja seal ennast ebaturvaliselt - praegu peab igal pool siseruumides kandma maski v.a, kui seltskonnaga kuskile laua taha istud. Seal aga enamus külastajatest ei pidanud nendest reeglitest kinni ja ühel hetkel lihtsalt istus meie lauda üks võõras mees (ilma maskita muidugi), keda keegi meist ei teadnud. Kuna ma tegelikult koroonat ikkagi ei taha, siis tegin Matyašiga (kellel juba oli koroonakahtlus) lubaduse, et meie enam vähemalt taolistesse tudengibaaridesse nagu Dick Mack’s jms enam ei lähe ja proovime võimalusel leida mingi alternatiivi. 

9.10 

Päeval läksin istusin pikemalt maha Türkenschanzparkis ja hakkasin ühe aine jaoks ette valmistama oma esimest esitlust ICJ ehk rahvusvahelise kohtu esimese kohtulahendi kohta. Väga meeldiv on teha jälle mõttetööd millegi kallal, mis ei ole magistritöö. Õhtul võtsin asja rahulikumalt ja jäin vaatamata sõprade agitatsioonidele koju.

10.10 

Kuigi eelmisel nädalavahetusel jäi meie planeeritud matk ära, siis sel korral võtsime kindlalt plaani uuesti veiniväljadele minna ja nii tegimegi. Tegime Mariaga plaani valmis ja läksime väiksema grupiga mõnusale jalutuskäigule. Rühkisime mõnda aega künkast üles ja esimese peatusena istusime ühes heuriges maha. 

Selle kohta paar tähelepanekut:

1. praegu on Sturmzeit ehk aeg, mil saab tarbida sellist jooki nagu Sturm (tõlkes torm). Kasutan defineerimiseks Vikipeedia abi:

Federweisser (also Federweißer , from German Feder, "feather", and weiß, "white"; from the appearance of the suspended yeast, also known as Sturm, from German Sturm, sturm in Austria), is an alcoholic beverage, typically 9% alcohol by volume, although versions of up to 11.5% alcohol by volume are not uncommon. (In contrast to all other alcoholic beverages, the alcohol content stated on a bottle of Federweisser is inconclusive, and presents an uppermost limit, not the actual content at any given time.) It is the product of fermented freshly pressed grape juice, known as must. The term in principle includes all stages of fermentation from must to finished wine.

...lühikokkuvõttes on tegemist noore veiniga, mida vaid sügisel pakutakse. Heuriges pakutakse alati endatehtud Sturmi. Väljanägemiselt on see tavaliselt kollakashägune ja väga magus. Kuivõrd sturm on fermenteeritud, siis seda liiga palju tarbida ei tasu :D

2. Kui juba joogiteemadel olla, siis teine jook, mida ma siin sagedasti tarbin, on Weisserspritzer, mis olemuselt on lihtsalt gaseeritud vesi mõningase valge veiniga. Eelistan seda õllele ja tean, et Saksamaal jms riikides on gespritzt ehk gaseeritud jookide tarbimine väga populaarne. Samal ajal oli väga naljakas näha prantslaste reaktsiooni, kui nad teada said, et siin taolist jooki pruugitakse. Nende jaoks on veini muude asjadega solkimine vaat et jumalateotus.

3. Siiani kõige konfliktsem kultuuride kokkupõrge toimus siis, kui me heuriges üritasime UNOt mängida. Kui mõtlete (sarnaselt minule), et tegemist on äärmiselt lihtsa kaardimänguga, mida keeruliseks ajada ei saa, siis eksite. Vaidlesime mängureeglite üle üsna kaua ja isegi siis kerkisid mängimise ajal esile mitmed erimeelsused.

Pärast kahte väga pikka ja kurnavat UNO mängu läksime tagasi alla Grinzingi, kus lootsime mäenõlval veel ühe heurige peatuse teha, mis aga kehva ilma tõttu ei õnnestunud. Seega istusime aga hiliseks lõunaks maha hoopis restoranis Müllers Heuriger & Weingut, kus Viinis olles esimest korda (kui arvukad falafel sandwichid välja arvata) sooja toitu sain. Kuna praegu toimetan taimetoitlasena, siis osutus valikuks Steinpilzknöderl. Knöderl on lihtne toit, meenutab veidi pelmeene, aga olemuselt on lihtsalt saia- ja kartuliklimbid:

Knödel are boiled dumplings commonly found in Central European and East European cuisine. Central European countries in which their variant of Knödel is popular include Austria, Germany, Hungary, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Slovakia, and the Czech Republic. They are also found in Scandinavian, Romanian, North-eastern Italian cuisine, Ukrainian and Belarusian cuisines. Usually made from flour, bread[1] or potatoes,[1] they are often served as a side dish, but can also be a dessert such as plum dumplings, or even meat balls in soup.

Pärast einet läksime tagasi linna ja istusime minu kodukandis maha Cafe Morgensternis, kus proovisin esimest korda Kaiserspritzerit, mis on põhimõtteliselt lihtsalt Weisserspritzer veidikese leedriõie siirupiga - väga maitsev!

Kuna ma kavatsen sel semestril õppida raamatukogu asemel kohvikutes (kuivõrd raamatukogus peab alati reserveerima istekoha ja ka laua taga maski kandma), siis viimase peatusena võtsime suuna Cafe Zehnsiebzig poole. Lokaal on ka õhtuti lahti ja seega sain lüüa kaks kärbest ühe hoobiga - näha ära kohviku ja sõpradega aega veeta. 

11.10

Juba mitmendat korda järjest unustan laupäeval ära, et pühapäeval on poed kinni. Ja väikse külmkapi tõttu ei ole mul tavaliselt nädala lõpuks suurt midagi süüa. Mis siis ikka, kui tuleb järgmise falafel sandwichi järele minna. Mul on tunne, et Tallinnasse kolides peaksin ka enda falafel sandwichi jaama kodus püsti panema, sest vähemalt Berliner Döneri falafel sandwichid valmivad umbes poole minutiga, aga maitsevad siiski ülihästi.

Üleüldse on siin igal pool püsti iseseisvad nö Würstelstandid ehk vorstiputkad, kust odava hinnaga maitsva (kuid mitte eriti tervisliku) kõhutäie saab. Ja ka muud tänava- ja muude rahvuste toitu on siin palju rohkem saada kui Eestis. 

Pärastlõunal läksin avastama järgmist parki oma “ilusate parkide” nimekirjast. Seekord osutus valituks Setagaya park, mis on väike armas Jaapani stiilis park.

Õhtul läksin kohvikusse Cafe Prückel, mis on traditsiooniline Viini Kaffeehaus. Proovisin esimest korda kohalikku Apfelstrudelit, mis oli igati hinda väärt. Väga meeldis, et selles kohvikus oli ka elav muusika - üks kohalik härra mängis täitsa ilusti klaverit.

Kohvikus haudusime plaani minna lähinädalatel paariks päevaks Alpidesse mäeõhku hingama. Eks näis, kas suudame millalgi ka plaani ellu viia.

Pärast kohvikut sattusime üsna juhuslikult taolisse lokaali nagu Viva la Mamma, mis tegutseb pizzeriana, aga kus ma siiani Viini parima (aga ka kallima!) Spritzi sain.

Suvalised tähelepanekud Viini ja Erasmuse elu kohta:

1. Valimised. Kohalikud valimised võitis ootuspäraselt SPÖ ehk kohalikud sotsiaaldemokraadid, kes Viinis pmst igavesti on võimul olnud. Õllepartei sai igas linnaosas umbes 2% häältest, mis on veidi naljakas, sest Eestis saavad rohelised valimistel umbes sama palju hääli. Kohalikke paremradikaale (FPÖ) Viini inimesed pigem vihkavad: viimasel nädalal märkasin, et FPÖ plakatid on üle linna üsna palju täis sodinud (plakatid on küll ka ise üsna nõmedad) Valimistulemus ka peegeldab seda: enamikus linnaosades said nad alla 5% häältest. 2015 olid nad siin täitsa populaarsed, aga sel aastal kaotasid enamiku oma mandaatidest. Nad on ka ainus partei, kelle SPÖ on koalitsioonikõnelustest välistanud.

2. Eesti & digivärk. Eesti kui digiriigi maine on üllatavalt tugev ja prominentne, aga eelkõige endise idabloki hulgas, Lääne-Euroopal on suht suva. Samas mulle tundub, et see maine on õigustatud, sest võrdluses teiste riikidega on Eesti digivärgindus ikkagi mitu sammu ees - ma pole kuulnud, et keegi nt kuskil mujal igapäevaselt digiallkirju kasutaks. Digiallkirjastamine on minu jaoks küll nüüdseks niivõrd tavaline asi, et ei kujutaks elu ilma selleta ettegi.

3. Ainetele registreerimine. ma tõesti loodan, et ma selle kohta enam rohkem ei pea kirjutama, aga ainetele registreerimise jama ei ole ikka veel lõppenud. Olen paljudel ainetel ikka veel waiting listis. Kõige rohkem loodan, et saan vähemalt oma vajalikud 18 EAP kätte (kuigi plaanis oli mõnevõrra rohkem läbida). 

Veel üks näide selle kohta, kuidas ma Tartus olen liiga mugavaks muutunud: ÕIS genereerib ainetele registreerides ise automaatselt tunniplaani, siin pean aga ise alati järge ajama, kus ja millal ma olema pean ja et ometi midagi ei kattuks. Eriti segadusseajavaks teeb muidugi asja see, et osad ained on online, osad füüsilise õppega ja mõnes aines on nn Hybride Lehre. Täna (12.10) hakkab aga esimene aine ja selleks pean päriselt Juridicumi minema!

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