#Jonathan post hospital fight like something's wrong i haven't been annoyed by Steve in 2 days and Nancy being like neither have i???

[jonathanbyersphd]

Don't look over here I'm just thinking about the AU where Steve becomes Jancy's permanent third wheel:

For 6 months after season 2 he keeps yelling at them for making out in front of him. They don't stop.

In s3 he gets all upset about having to work a minimum wage job while they're working in an office "doing nothing"

They try to tell him about the rats and he's so confused that they stop trying. But he's also like y'all have fun with the rats I'm gonna deal with the Russians and they're like the what now?

Jonathan finds it incredibly suspicious when Steve gets trapped under the mall because it's the first day in like 10 months Steve hasn't annoyed them.

When they meet up with him again in the mall it's a "where the hell have you been?" Situation and Robin's just like oh he's your child.

Steve calls Jonathan his best friend Jonathan refuses to say the same they have an awkward but heartfelt goodbye

In s4 we don't get st*ncy because wtf are you talking about Eddie that's my best friend's girl

And Robin is like Ew gross that's his mom.

Nancy tells Steve she thinks Jonathan is pulling away and met someone else. And he firmly puts a hand on her shoulder and is like he worships the ground you walk on be fucking for real.

And then when Jonathan does show back up Steve is very jealous of Argyle because he's been trying to get Jonathan to call him his friend for 2 years.

Anyways I was robbed