#Jon the evil genie

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Ok but Kevin being the supportive partner that he is-- expressing concern, respecting his wife's decision, and staying w her every step... this is what GH needs more of

Kevin and Laura have the healthiest relationship on this show (Mac and Felicia are pretty solid too).

But also Kevin getting to use his skills and talking respectfully to her about his concerns about her past trauma getting triggered is everything. I do wish Laura would listen because while many of the evil cassadines are gone now, literally every time she goes to that island, more bad things happen

Also it's just so lovely to see two soap vets act the hell out of some scenes. I love Jon and Genie in scenes together

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The Shared Dalek Universe of the 1960s: A Case Study

In 2011 (a little over ten years ago!), El Sandifer cited my dearly-beloved 1960s Who Annuals as examples of stories which ended up influencing the TV series many years down the line despite making an unrepentant hash of continuity. 

Her first example is that the Doctor is called Dr. Who, and that he alternates between being from Earth on one page, and not being from Earth three pages later. I would point out that TV was doing much the same thing in those days, and went on flip-flopping basically until Jon Pertwee, so it’s not a terribly good argument to begin with.

However, she spends more time pondering the Daleks of the comics. These Daleks, she notes, are very different from those on television at the time. There are hordes of them, they travel in fleets of saucers, and they’re ruled by the Emperor. This contradiction, she argues, later fed back into the TV series in the RTD era, when huge fleets of Daleks became the norm and, earlier but still well after the first burst of Annuals, in the form of Patrick Troughton facing a very different Dalek Emperor in The Evil of the Daleks.

In no way do I wish to undermine Sandifer’s ultimate conclusion that “canon” in the sense of diegetic consistency is a red herring of little importance, and what matters for any sane definition of ‘canon’ is whether a story is referenced at all, not whether it’s contradicted. 

However.

Having gone back to 1966′s The Dalek Outer Space Book, I have made a very startling discovery, in the story entitled The Secret of the Emperor. The rest is after the cut; I will leave you with a delightful panel from this story, showing the “bewildered” Dalek Emperor being bullied by knights at the Battle of Agincourt. (This is one of my favourite Doctor Who images ever, and if it doesn’t put a smile on your face I am not sure I want to take you seriously.)

So, famously, when he debuted in the comics, the Dalek Emperor was not the giant, static Dalek later shown on television in The Evil of the Daleks and The Bad Wolf of the Ways; instead, he was golden, squat, and had a bulbous head; to house all the ego, one expects. 

Thus, most people will point at the fact that when the Doctor met “the Emperor” in The Evil of the Daleks, he resided in a huge tower-like casing in the Dalek City, as evidence that although ideas received a first treatment in the comics which later made it to screens, no direct continuity was intended; the comics’ Emperor was an alternate, a first draft, to be discarded once a more definitive TV portrayal emerged. 

And yet, of course, it is somehow appealing to think of the two as the same Dalek, isn’t it? John Peel (Dalek writer voted most likely to be a 19th century Victorian man who stumbled into a time eddy; it’s mostly the remarkable sideburns) spent a lot of time in his Dalek novels establishing the life story of the Dalek Prime, the First Dalek Ever, who transitioned from the globe-headed casing to the towery Evil one and then deeply regretted it, what with the “getting killed by his own infighting troops with no way to escape”.

But this is usually viewed as a retcon. A cute retcon, an admirable retcon even, but a retcon. My good friend and esteemed fellow canon-welder, @rassilon-imprimatur​, espoused such a view four years ago:

Well, all of this is, if you’ll pardon my French, bollocks. John Peel didn’t make anything up, except for the snappy name of “the Dalek Prime” as a designation for the individual. The Dalek Emperor in Evil of the Daleks was always the Emperor of the 1960s comics, and there is a very good reason for his seemingly-contradictory change of appearance. What’s more, I am not talking about murky authorial intent: these are things that the discerning Dalek fan in 1967 was meant to have known.

Let me wind back the clock to 1966. A Dalek master-plan is unfurling, a multi-media agenda spanning several years, more ambitious perhaps than even Time Lord Victorious in its scope; for the ultimate aim of a small cabal of men including David Whitaker, Terry Nation and Brad Ashton is nothing less than spinning the Daleks out of Doctor Who and into their own non-BBC TV show — to be made in America, and in colour, if you please! 

For over a year now, a Dalek story arc has been running in the pages of TV Century 21, tracking the early rise of the Dalek Empire and its early interactions with 2060s humanity. Though the Daleks encroach over other parts of the book, including the headline stories, the bulk of this story arc comes in the form of weekly one-page comics making up one long serialised history of the Daleks, under the minimalist title of The Daleks.

Also under the solo brand of “The Daleks”: Annuals, an exclusive audio story, and, of course, toys. Time for Phase Two. It is time to end the Daleks’ endless confrontations with Dr Who on television, and set the stage for a new status quo able to support the TV series Nation dreams about. 

Important background: Terry Nation, famously, does not like the Dalek Emperor. Whitaker made him up without consulting Nation, who maintains that the highest rank in the Dalek hierarchy should be the Dalek Supreme. The Emperor was hard to do away with in the comics, since he was basically the protagonist of the TV21 strip, but one imagines Nation was keen to jettison him from the world of the planned TV series. 

I am speculating, of course, but I picture Nation sitting in his office, pondering the two great thorns in the side of the Independant Daleks Masterplan. 

Thorn one: the Daleks are entangled with the Doctor both diegetically and symbolically; unless something can be done, the Daleks will remain “the Doctor’s enemies”, and a show where they commit evil and the Doctor fails to show up would ring false with the kids watching. The Daleks must be removed from Doctor Who in a sensational and definitive manner, or the whole enterprise is a nonstarter.

Thorn two: I, Terry Nation, have foolishly allowed David Whitaker to shape the lore of the Daleks, and he has made this Dalek Emperor guy very central to early Dalek history, leading up to the 22nd century Dalek Invasion of Earth that most of the Doctor’s subsequent conflicts with the Daleks have stemmed from. But I do not like the Dalek Emperor. I wish I could get rid of him in my new status quo. 

…………Aha.

A triumphant Terry Nation adds a post-it note to the ever-widening corkboard representing the multimedia Dalek Masterplan setting up the TV series, which must already include things like “convince Jean Marsh to come back as Sara Kingdom”. Notes distilled from this corkboard will form the backbone of The Dalek Outer Space Book, this year’s Dalek annual, which exists principally to set up the prospective main characters of the new TV series: Sara Kingdom and Agent Mark Seven, of the Space Security Service. 

The new post-it note reads:

Construe the Daleks’ enmity with the Doctor as a personal enmity between the Doctor and the Emperor, a la Sherlock Holmes and Moriarty. Have the Doctor triumph over the Emperor on TV in a big ‘event’ story. 

Result: the Doctor-vs-Daleks storyline is over; the Emperor is dead; I get everything I ever wanted. 

(Except maybe a pony.)

Then he phones David Whitaker, smirking all the while like an evil genie preparing to grant a badly-worded wish. 

“Good news, old chap, I’ve decided you can write a new Dalek story for the BBC, all by yourself. I promise I won’t interfere.”

*confused and delighted David Whitaker noises*

“ And you can even bring in that Dalek Emperor of yours. Yes, you heard me!”

*Whitaker enthusiasm intensifies*

“Ahhh, but there’s a catch. The Dalek Emperor must DIE.”

Of course, like all good Faustian bargains, this is irresistible even though it is ruinous and the victim knows it to be ruinous. Whitaker agrees to the scheme. He and Nation begin planning out the events of the great finale of the Dalek-Doctor confrontation, which will hit the screens in 1967 as the mildly racist, but otherwise quite well-loved, ‘The Evil of the Daleks’. 

Quickly enough, it is decided that Patrick Troughton crouching to berate the short and bubble-headed Golden Emperor would look silly. If the Emperor appears on TV, alongside human performers, then it should tower over them. Besides, this is to be the archvillainous Dalek Emperor’s last stand, and certain traditions must be followed.

Hence another task is added to the bucketlist of the Dalek Outer Space Book: tell the story of how the Emperor transformed from the globe-headed dwarf to some huge and terrible towering form under the Dalek City, for the Doctor to stumble onto later. This rebuilt Emperor may be teased, but must not be truly seen or truly defeated in the book; that would defeat the whole idea. 

Hence, The Secret of the Emperor, a story which sees the Emperor becoming self-conscious about his own efficiency and letting the Scientist Daleks rebuild his casing from scratch. The final page is a splash panel, a delightfully nonsensical diagram of the mechanical components of the new casing. 

The almost surreal array of colours and shapes is so arresting as to obscure an important detai. Many have seen this page over and over, and yet still missed it. The recent(ish) ‘Anatomy of the New Dalek Emperor’ artwork from Time Lord Victorious clearly looked at this page for reference, in spite of the fact that the TLV Emperor is much more inspired by the old Emperor than the rebuilt one.

Let me spell it out for you: look at the Scientist Daleks in the top right and centre-left. Look at them.

The new Emperor is huge.

And what else? 

That Scientist on the left is plugging huge wires snaking from the wall into the tower-casing. 

He now resides in the Great Hall of the Dalek City.

The background wall is a weird checkered pattern.

In addition, the following facts are seeded throughout the earlier pages of The Secret of the Emperor.

The point of moving to the new casing was to grant the Emperor increased brain capacity (suitable for concocting masterplans).

He acquired said increased brain capacity to help the Daleks attempt to overcome humanity once and for all. 

The Emperor has recently had a trautmatic but eye-opening experience with time travel. 

Ignore the fact that the Emperor was here depicted with what appears to be a still fairly bulbous, and golden, head, and it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that this is very, very direct setup for how the Doctor finds the Dalek Emperor in The Evil of the Daleks — tower-like, in an imperial throneroom in the Dalek City, with a checkered wall pattern, planning out a complicated scheme to harness time travel as a means of defeating humanity once and for all!

Yes, the designs don’t quite match — but how could the artist behind the visuals of Secret of the Emperor have known precisely what Shawcraft would build, a year later, based on the same basic description by Nation & Whitaker? The parallels far outweigh the minor differences in execution. (It’s worth noting that elsewhere in the Outer Space Book a different artist drew what was clearly intended to be the Golden Emperor as a large, golden, but normally-proportioned Dalek, so it’s not like the visual descriptions of these scripts were exceedingly precise…)

The rebuilt Emperor is never seen in the Outer Space Book outside of this ‘dissection’: he is heard throughout The Brain Tappers but kept carefully off-panel, and his new and dangerous new casing is pointedly not destroyed in the story’s conclusion. Well, of course not. That’s what Dr Who is for.

tl;dr: it is not a post hoc retcon, or even a secret, that the round-headed Emperor of the comics became the Dalek Emperor of Evil of the Daleks. A holistic view of the state of Dalek media in 1966-1967 shows that, in fact, it was the whole point that this be the Emperor of the comics; and that the comics had begun setting this up long before Patrick Troughton encountered Edward Waterfield on TV.

And thus, to circle back to Sandifer’s 2011 post, it is not enough to simply say that the “seemingly non-canon” comics inspired the show down the line. In fact in this instance, what appeared on Doctor Who existed for the benefit of the Daleks spin-off — not vice-versa!

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Storia Di Musica #189 - Rufus Wainwright, Poses, 2001

Nascere in una famiglia di musicisti è il presupposto per i dischi di questo mese: nel caso di oggi, Rufus Wainwright ha addirittura entrambi i genitori famosi musicisti. Il padre, Loudon III, uno dei più grandi personaggi del folk rock canadese (ascoltate se potete il live A Live One del 1979 o lo splendido Fame And Wealth del 1983) e la madre Kate McGarrigle gli danno la spinta per iniziare dubito a innamorarsi della musica. Suona il piano già a sei anni, è adolescente quando, insieme con la madre, la zia Anna e sua sorella Martha suonano in un gruppo, McGarrigle Sisters And Family, con tour in tutto il paese. Ha quindici anni quando una sua canzone, I'm Running, è presente in un film canadese, un episodio della serie fantasy intitolata Tales for All, che gli vale la nomination per il Genie Awards per la migliore canzone originale e per il Juno Award, l’oscar della Musica canadese nel 1990, come vocalist maschile più promettente. Tuttavia Rufus sviluppa quasi in contrapposizione con lo stile dei genitori una grande passione per il grande periodo del Brill Building americano, per Cole Porter, Gershwin e Irving Berlin, i Beatles e la stupenda capacità di condensare nel pop elementi e momenti di opera lirica. Alcuni suoi demo vengono ascoltati dal direttore della Dreaworks, Lenny Waronker, che gli propone un contratto discografico: dopo mesi di registrazioni, aiutato da tre geniali produttori come Jon Brion, Pierre Marchand e Van Dyke Parks, nel 1998 esce Rufus Wainwright: album splendido, nella lista dei migliori di quell’anno in molte riviste specializzate, Rufus canta e suona chitarra e piano in un disco denso di idee, di qualità e di canzoni spiazzanti, come la bellissima Barcelona (che contiene nel testo estratti del grande librettista italiano Francesco Maria Piave, che collaborò con Giuseppe Verdi, i fratelli Ricci e Saverio Mercadante) o la toccante Matinee Idol, dedicata all’allora da poco scomparso River Phoenix. Wainwright acquisisce notorietà internazionale grazie alla sua partecipazione alla colonna sonora del film Shrek (2001, prodotto dalla Dreamworks) dove canta una bella versione di Hallelujah di Leonard Cohen. Rufus è tipo preciso e meticoloso, tanto che il secondo disco impiega quasi tre anni a nascere: Pierre Marchand lo guida, ma nel disco sono presenti anche contributi produttivi diversi, come quello del co-fondatore dei Propelleheads, pionieri della musica elettronica, Alex Gifford, Ethan Johns, che lavorerà con Tom Waits e produrrà alcuni dei gruppi più interessanti degli anni a venire come Kings of Lion, Kaiser Chief e altri, e Greg Wells, uno dei più famosi produttori degli ultimi 25 anni. Il disco, Poses, che esce nel 2001,  conferma l’originalità del cantautore Wainwright, a conferma che sia uno dei migliori della sua generazione: ogni canzone cambia stile più volte, in un mix che parte dal suo piano in stile Gershwin che a volte viene corroborato da innesti di archi, a volte di fiati, a volte lambisce il trip hop altre volte la dance. Se musicalmente è così ricco e spumeggiante, le tematiche dei testi svelano un lato intimista e malinconico, nato dal suo soggiorno per mesi al mitico Chelsea Hotel di New York: tematiche come la dissolutezza, lo spaesamento, la dipendenza caratterizzano le sue canzoni, come la stupenda Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk, o la dolente The Tower Of Learning che doveva comparire nel film di Buz Lurhmann Moulin Rouge (poi sfumata per motivi di diritti discografici), Greek Song, dedicata ad una “queer love”, si ispira ad un’aria di Mascagni de L’Amico Fritz. Il tema dell’omosessualità è raccontata anche nella spietata Evil Angel, autobiografica, ispirata ad un liason di un giorno con un giornalista a Strasburgo prima di un concerto. Shadows vira al funky, i riferimenti sono sempre eccentrici e intelligenti: Grey Gardens si ispira all’omonimo documentario del 1975 che racconta la vita di due eccentriche donne di campagna, ma anche a La Morte A Venezia di Thomas Mann,  con Rufus che immagina Tazio (uno dei protagonisti del libro di Mann) sia uno degli abitanti della villa del documentario e lui l’altro coabitante. Anche Rebel Prince e The Consort hanno come tema l’omosessualità mentre One Man Guy è una canzone scritta dal padre Loudon e uno dei suoi pezzi forti del repertorio. Chiude il disco una bonus track, una sentita cover di Across The Universe del magico e inimitabile duo Lennon- McCartney e che comparirà nella colonna sonora del film con Sean Penn I Am Sam. Il disco è anche stavolta acclamato dalla critica e vince un premio molto particolare: è Outstanding Music Album GLAAD Media Awards del 2002, cerimonia patrocinata dal Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD). Ai Juno Awards del 2002, Wainwright ha tre nomination (Best Songwriter per Poses, Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk e Grey Gardens) ma vince nella categoria Best Alternative Album. Rimane probabilmente la migliore dimostrazione del suo talento, in una carriera che continua ancora oggi sempre a ottimi livelli, e che ogni tanto è arricchita da altre esperienze: nel film The Aviator di Martin Scorsese con Leonardo Di Caprio, sulla storia del miliardario Howard Hughes, il pianista e cantate dei Coconut Grooves è Rufus Wainwright. 

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Songs for Halloween Parties

Halloween parties offer the most wide open subject possibilities of any type of celebration. Halloween is the one day of the year that lets you be any living thing or dead thing, any occupation, any human or non-human and any personality type. You can be a cartoon character if you like. Since Halloween can go hundreds of different directions, the playlist will likely be a diverse list of novelty songs. The Monster Mash by Bobby Boris Pickett Rock Lobster by The B-52's Creep by Radiohead Everyday Is Halloween by Ministry Space Oddity by David Bowie Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo It's the End of the World As We Know it (and I Feel Fine) by R.E.M. Planet Claire by The B-52's Mad World - Tears For Fears Hell by Squirrel Nut Zippers Wicked Game by Chris Isaak Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack by Andrew Lloyd Weber Bela Lugosi's Dead by Bauhaus Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon Black Celebration by Depeche Mode Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles Walking On The Moon by The Police The Fly by U2 Lola by The Kinks Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress by The Hollies I Wanna Be a Cowboy by Boy Meets Girl 2000 Light Years From Home by The Rolling Stones The Munsters TV Theme Not Afraid by Eminem Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down Enter Sandman by Metallica Superstition by Stevie Wonder People Are Strange by The Doors Evil Ways by Santana 1999 by Prince Revolution 9 by The Beatles Twilight Zone TV Theme Hotel California by The Eagles Season of the Witch by Donovan Psycho Killer by Talking Heads The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels Band Highway to Hell by AC/DC Devil Inside by INXS Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran Thriller by Michael Jackson Super Freak by Rick James Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr. Le Freak by Chic Rapper's Delight by Sugar Hill Gang Girlfriend in a Coma by The Smiths Dark Lady by Cher Scary Monsters by David Bowie Bad Moon Rising by Creedence Clearwater Revival Devil Woman by Cliff Richard Riders On The Storm by The Doors Runnin' With the Devil by Van Halen Sympathy for the Devil by The Rolling Stones Crocodile Rock by Elton John Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult Pumped Up Kicks by Foster the People Frankenstein by Edgar Winter Group Nightmare on My Street by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince Time Warp from Rocky Horror Soundtrack Rapture by Blondie She Said She Said by The Beatles Wanted Dead or Alive by Jon Bon Jovi Out of Limits by The Marketts Somebody’s Watching Me by Rockwell Bad Girls by Donna Summer Black Magic Woman by Santana Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses Welcome to My Nightmare by Alice Cooper Boris the Spider by The Who Jungle Boogie by Kool & The Gang Roxanne by The Police Back in Black by AC/DC Addams Family TV Theme The Blob by The Five Blobs Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson Take the Money and Run by Steve Miller Band Mama Told Me Not to Come by Three Dog Night Witchy Woman by The Eagles Speed Racer TV Theme Let's Go Crazy by Prince King Tut by Steve Martin Another One Bites the Dust by Queen Erotic City by Prince White Wedding by Billy Idol Hells Bells by AC/DC Fly Like an Eagle by Steve Miller Band Bad Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult Tarzan Boy by Baltimore Rocket Man by Elton John Live and Let Die by Paul McCartney & Wings Genie in a Bottle by Christina Aguilera Copacabana by Barry Manilow Black Cat by Janet Jackson You Dropped a Bomb on Me by Gap Band Zoo Station by U2 My City Was Gone by The Pretenders Eye of the Tiger by Survivor 99 Red Balloons by Nena Spirits in the Material World by The Police Monster by Fred Schneider Union of the Snake by Duran Duran They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha Ha by Napoleon XIV Rebel Rebel by David Bowie State of Shock by The Jacksons Walk Like an Egyptian by The Bangles Freakazoid by Midnight Star Low Rider by War Church of the Poison Mind by Culture Club Rebel Yell by Billy Idol Valley Girl by Frank Zappa E.T. by Katy Perry and Kanye West We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions by Queen All Along the Watchtower by Jimi Hendrix Strange Magic by Electric Light Orchestra Burning Down the House by Talking Heads Der Komissar by After The Fire Dr. Heckyll and Mr. Jive by Men at Work Taxman by The Beatles Monsters and Angels by Voice of the Beehive Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz Spiders and Snakes by Jim Stafford Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers 2001: A Space Odyssey (Also Sprach Zarathustra) by Deodato Star Wars Theme/Cantina Band by Meco Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead by XTC You Are a Tourist by Death Cab for Cutie The Joker by Steve Miller Band Run Through the Jungle by Creedence Clearwater Revival Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Carnes Head Like a Hole by Nine Inch Nails Jerry Was a Race Car Driver by Primus Clap For the Wolfman by The Guess Who Fear of the Unknown by Siouxsie & The Banshees I Ran by A Flock of Seagulls Centerfold by J. Geils Band Black Velvet by Alannah Myles Tears of a Clown by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles, also The English Beat You Be Illin' by Run DMC Criminal by Fiona Apple Shout At The Devil by Motley Crue Weird Science by Oingo Boingo Swing The Mood by Jive Bunny and the Mix Masters Wild Thing by Tone Loc Whip It by Devo Planet Claire by The B-52's Legend of Wooley Swamp by Charlie Daniels Band Purple People Eater by Sheb Wooley The Freaks Come Out at Night by Houdini The Road To Hell by Chris Rea Billionaire by Travie McCoy featuring Bruno Mars Devil With a Blue Dress by Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels Rock Me Amadeus by Falco Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield Space Cowboy by Steve Miller Band Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash, also Social Distortion Walk the Dinosaur by Was (Not Was) Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc The Night Chicago Died by Paper Lace N.W.O. by Ministry Paranomia by Art of Noise Birdhouse in Your Soul by They Might Be Giants If I Only Had a Brain by Lee Marvin from The Wizard of Oz Pink Panther Theme by Henry Mancini Orchestra Smuggler's Blues by Glenn Frey She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby Runnin' Down a Dream by Tom Petty Axel F by Crazy Frog (You've Got to) Fight For Your Right (To Party) by Beastie Boys In The Year 2525 by Zager and Evans Major Tom by Peter Schilling Man On The Moon by R.E.M. Happy Days Theme by Pratt & McClain Send Me an Angel by Real Life Convoy by C.W. McCall Particle Man by They Might Be Giants Pinball Wizard by The Who Fire by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown It's a Mistake by Men At Work Synchronicity II by The Police Mr. Roboto by Styx Wipeout by Surfaris Evil Woman by Electric Light Orchestra King of Pain by The Police Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody by David Lee Roth Twilight Zone by Golden Earring Rockin' Robin by Michael Jackson Spooky by Classics IV Jungle Love by The Time A View To a Kill by Duran Duran Rain on the Scarecrow by John Mellencamp Love Potion #9 by The Searchers Cult of Personality by Living Colour The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr. Authority Song by John Mellencamp Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog The Bird by The Time Lil' Red Riding Hood by Sam the Sham & The Pharoahs Canary in a Coalmine by The Police Octopus's Garden by The Beatles Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles Puttin' On The Ritz by Taco Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin The Streak by Ray Stevens Bat Dance by Prince Theme from Greatest American Hero by Joey Scarbury Fame by David Bowie Eye In The Sky by Alan Parsons Project Devil in Disguise by Elvis Presley Mommy's Little Monster by Social Distortion Deadman's Curve by Jan & Dean Creature from the Black Lagoon by Dave Edmunds Zombie by The Cranberries The Killing Moon by Echo and the Bunnymen Haunted House by Jumpin’ Gene Simmons It's Halloween by The Shaggs Dragula by Rob Zombie Witch Queen of New Orleans by Redbone I Was A Teenage Werewolf by The Cramps Eye of the Zombie by John Fogerty Halloween by Misfits Pet Sematary by The Ramones Horror Movie by Skyhooks The Raven by Alan Parsons Project Bloodletting by Concrete Blonde Feed My Frankenstein by Alice Cooper Don't Be Afraid of the Dark by Robert Cray Hypnotized by Fleetwood Mac The Scientist by Coldplay Run For Your Life by The Beatles Dig My Grave by They Might Be Giants Waltz in Black by The Stranglers I Put a Spell on You by Screamin Jay Hawkins, Creedence Clearwater Revival Ghost Riders in the Sky by The Outlaws, Johnny Cash Ghost of Tom Joad by Rage Against the Machine, Bruce Springsteen Dead Souls by Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails Swamp Witch by Jim Stafford I'm a Goner by Matt and Kim w/ Soulja Boy & Andrew W.K. Mekong Delta - Night on a Bare Mountain Nightmare by Brainbug In the Hall of the Mountain King by Sounds Incorporated One Piece at a Time by Johnny Cash Tequila by The Champs I Had Too Much To Dream Last Night by The Electric Prunes Nasty by Janet Jackson No More Mr. Nice Guy by Alice Cooper Backstabbers by The O'Jays Pets by Porno For Pyros Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins Ghost of a Texas Ladies' Man by Concrete Blonde Dr. Tarr & Professor Feather by Alan Parsons Project To Live and Die in LA by Wang Chung Pictures of Matchstick Men by Status Quo, also Camper Van Beethoven Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves by Cher Land of Confusion by Genesis I Fought The Law by Bobby Fuller Four Naughty Girls by Samantha Fox Jimmy Olson's Blues by Spin Doctors Nightmares by Violent Femmes I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Death Cab for Cutie 42 by Coldplay Haunted House of the Century by Tangent Sunset The Warrior by Scandal Pacman Fever by Buckner & Garcia Planet Earth by Duran Duran Skeleton River by Tangent Sunset Junk Food Junkie by Larry Groce Everything Is Broken by Bob Dylan The Gambler by Kenny Rogers Shark Attack by Wailing Souls Season of the Witch by Joan Jett Superman's Song by Crash Test Dummies Brain Damage by Pink Floyd Paranoid by Black Sabbath He's a Vampire by Archie King Mad Scientist by The Zanies

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Monster High Character Theme Songs;

1. Frankie Stein - Electricity by Ashley Jana

2. Draculaura - Best Friend's Brother by Victoria Justice

3. Clawdeen Wolf - She-Wolf by Shakira

4. Cleo de Nile - Stranger by Hilary Duff

5. Nefera de Nile - Sexy Naughty Bitchy Me by Tata Young

6. Spectra Vondergeist - Tell Me Something I Don't Know by Selena Gomez & The Scene

7. Howleen Wolf - Popular (from Wicked) by Kristen Chenoweth

8. Clawd Wolf - Dynamite by Taio Cruz

9. Deuce Gorgon - All-Star by Smash Mouth

10. Scarah Screams - Wide Awake by Katy Perry

11. Jackson Jekyll - Problem by Becky G

12. Holt Hyde - Fire Burning by Sean Kingston

13. Gillington "Gil" Webber - Drowning by the Backstreet Boys

14. Lagoona Blue - Queen Of The Waves by Barbie

15. Lorna McNessie - Brave by Sara Bareilles

16. Kiyomi Haunterly - Clarity by Zedd

17. Porter Geiss - Turn Down For What by DJ Snake feat; Lil Jon

18. River Styxx - Party Poison by My Chemical Romance

19. Sirena Von Boo - Daydreamin' by Ariana Grande

20. Jinafire Long - Gold by Britt Nicole

21. Heath Burns - Burnin' Up by the Jonas Brothers

22. C.A. Cupid - Love You Like A Love Song by Selena Gomez & The Scene

23. Operetta Phantom - Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts

24. Twyla Boogie - Heart Attack by Demi Lovato

25. Skelita Calaveras - Hips Don't Lie by Shakira feat; Wyclef Jean

26. Rochelle Goyle - Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding

27. Abby Bominable - Hot n Cold by Katy Perry

28. Toralei Stripe - Va Va Voom by Nicki Minaj

29. Vandala Doubloons - Hurricane by Bridgit Mendler

30. Robecca Steam - Titanium by Sia

31. Ivana Sukurblud (OC) - Zombie by The Cranberries

32. Gigi Grant - Genie In A Bottle by Christina Aguilera

33. Whisp Grant - Dark Side by Kelly Clarkson

34. Catty Noir - Ordinary Girl by Clique Girlz

35. Ghoulia Yelps - Game Over by Alexa Vega

36. Meowlody and Purrsephone - Cheetah Sisters by the The Cheetah Girls

37. Gooliope Jellington - All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor

38. Amanita Nightshade - #Selfie by The Chain Smokers

309. Astranova - E.T. (Kanye West; Unedited Version) by Katy Perry feat; Kanye West

40. Elle Eedee - Lights (Dubstep remix) by Ellie Goulding

41. Catrine Demew - Worth It by Fifth Harmony feat; Kid Ink

42. Bonita Femur - Wings by Little Mix

43. Clawdia Wolf - Dear Future Husband by Meghan Trainor

44. Elissabat - Fancy by Iggy Azalea

45. Honey Swamp - Almost There by Anika Noni Rose

46. Jane Boolittle - Roar by Katy Perry

47. Desiryee Grimm (OC) - Find Yourself In You by Everlife

48. Marisol Coxi - Shoot The Moon by Clique Girlz

49. Slow Moe - Slow Down (Chew Fu remix) by Selena Gomez

50. Viperine - Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

51. Venus McFlytrap - Part Of Me by Katy Perry

52. Wydowna Spider - Black Widow by Rita Ora feat; Iggy Azalea

53. Mousecedes King - Turn Me On by Nicki Minaj

54. Madison Fear - Afraid by Vanessa Hudgens

55. Luna Mothews - Butterfly Kisses by Westlife

56. Iris Clops - One Last Time (Piano Version) by Ariana Grande

57. Invisi Billy - Ghost by Mystery Skulls

58. Gilda Goldstag - What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction

59. Casta Fierce - Trap of Love by the New Hex Girls

60. Avea Trotter - Falling Over Me by Demi Lovato

61. Garrott DuRoque - Happy by Pharrell Williams

62. Neighthan Rot - It Will Rain by Bruno Mars

63. Stefani Clawston (OC) - Monster by Lady Gaga

64. Ariana Screech (OC) - Love Me Harder by Ariana Grande feat; The Weeknd

65. Liliana Screams (OC) - Freak The Freak Out by Victoria Justice

66. Cana Bullah (OC) - Cannibal by Ke$ha

67. Harry Bile (OC) - Save You Tonight by One Direction

68. Teila Stiff (OC) - Style by Taylor Swift

69. Icktoria Muskice (OC) - Beggin' On Your Knees by Victoria Justice

70. Cringett Deadler (OC) - Forgot To Laugh by Bridgit Mendler

71. Deadgan Fainter (OC) - Lips Are Movin' by Meghan Trainor

72. Dewley Bondkinston (OC) - Illusion by One Direction

73. Pain Pailstick (OC) - Where Do Broken Hearts Go by One Direction

74. Vile Bo Ren (OC) - Steal My Girl by One Direction

75. Beim Pang (OC) - Half A Heart by One Direction

76. Deadman Bofine (OC) - Animals by Maroon 5

77. Scatty Ferry (OC) - Firework by Katy Perry

78. Stealthy Faust (OC) - Back In Black by AC/DC

79. K.C. Hunt (OC) - Teenagers by My Chemical Romance

80. Lucy Superstitious (OC) - Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin

81. Serena Rottenberg (OC) - Can't Blame A Girl For Trying by Sabrina Carpenter

82. Kieran Valentine - Break Your Heart by Taio Cruz

83. Johnny Spirit - Devil Went Down To Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band

84. Victor "Sparky" Frankenstein - This Song Is A Curse by Frank Iero

85. Gory Fangtell - The Middle Of Starting Over by Sabrina Carpenter

86. Manny Taur - Can't Hold Us by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

87. HooDude Voodoo - Voodoo by Godsmack

88. Destiny Spook (O.C.) - That's What You Get by Paramore

89. Desiree Grimm (O.C.) - Let The Flames Begin by Paramore

90. Dallas Evil (O.C.) - Immortals by Fall Out Boy

91. Ishtar de Nile (O.C.) - Dark Horse by Katy Perry feat; Juicy J

92. Diana Catastrophe (O.C.) - Something's Gotta Give by All Time Low

93. Seth "Pharaoh" Ptolemy - Not Afraid by Eminem

94. Kjertsi Trollson - The Game is Over by *Nsync

95. Frets Quartzmane - Nightmare by Miley Cyrus

96. Finnegan Wake - Surfin' USA by the Beach Boys

97. Alana Bloodfierce (O.C.) - Perfect by Simple Plan

98. Adella Bloodrage (O.C.) - Nobody's Home by Avril Lavigne

99. Sofia Sharpeye (O.C.) - Damaged by Danity Kane

100. Aery Evenfall - Skyfall by Adele

101. Fawntine Fallowheart - A Forest by The Cure

102. Penepole Steamtail - Steam Machine by Daft Punk

103. Pyxis Prepstockings - Claire De Lune by Claude Debussy

104. Skyra Bouncegait - Fight Song by Rachel Platten

105. Bay Tidechaser - Kokomo by The Beach Boys

106. Isi Dawndancer - Only You by Yazoo

107. Batsy Claro - Supersonic by Oasis

108. Ari Hauntington - Ghost by Ella Henderson

109. Moanica D'Kay - Zombie by Bad Wolves

**The ones that say "(O.C.)" in both my Ever After High character theme song list as well as on the Monster High Character Theme song list are characters made by me or someone that I know and those songs were specifically picked for them. So please don't change the songs of any of the O.C.s

Thank You

[empirrepostr]

Captain Smooth is talking. make notes.

write that down! write that down!

that's a great idea! wish i thought of that.

nono don't make wishes. Jon is an evil genie.

he can give me a haircut.

we have squidly diddly for that. emphasis on the diddly.

ned flanders.

i diddle your.

he was neighbor. now i'll never be made into a fancy pie.

oi oi i wrned you fiend.

strawberry lore!

guy got lion king'd.

and it was all the emotional support donut's fault.

nah fam. that's an egg.

can many various people stop using the wod egg for different things.

wood egg.

rock warbler egg.

she was a bad egg.

don't touch that squirrel's nuts.

that's how you get arrested for environmentalism.

wel there goes salmon. tht was a fish i liked.

curse you alabama land development.

they only need the land because of overpopulation. i wonder why.

the forbidden bow chika wow wow.

speaking of which where is chika?

at the pizza place.

gone extinct.

at the pizza place.

Nicholas Cage was there and then free bird started playing...

what did they put in the spinach?

antimone mostly.

mercury poisoning.

if it's not the war itself tryna kill you, it's the corpos.

i'm in ukraine rn and the irony is pallateable.

the ukraine?

what are you british all of a sudden?

i literally can't search uk in twitch because ukraine comes up.

imagine britain being more obscure than the middle east.

this part of this dimesion i agree with.

it's only fair. britain had the ball for way too long.

britain needs to learn to share their toys. i'm a brit so i can say that.

what is this a MFN broadcast?

needs more max headroom.

yeah we are big brain.

isn't that a sign of downs syndrome?

that explains the incredibles. oh cmon why was he named that hmm?

he actually has downs syndrome facial features by the way.

they like to roleplay don't they. that explains a lot.

you killed him you monsters.

think about it. he really didn't deserve to die.

you know there was crime goin on with no-one to fix it.

what is syndrome but the e1 kickass of the disney universe?

disney has some questionable morals. the guy and the company.

have you seen the remakes? mulan straight up supports racism.

that's not a joke or misinterpretation. i've seen the movie.

and now my mind is racing over the little mermaid.

that's normal. oh yu didn't mean like that lol.

she's 16! doofenschmirtz'es your stupid ass.

she's underage in canon. she was 12 in the book.

12?!

hey serena are you 12?

i mean she is kinda short.

she's an adult and oh boy will she tell you so.

with the old lady power from hussle.

we're gonna need a bellend. plenty here.

that was a joke about tiat. not being rude.

hey rex they want serena to kiss and whisper sweet nothings.

my speedley spooch!

now now. verison won't let us talk about cones.

we nee to stop tumming right here then.

i read that wrong and so do you.

do they also give out candies at te front desk?

mods! not you admin.

knucklevan.

knuckleswap.

knucklestop.

petscop.

circumference.

why hello simone, how are you?

duck says you're an idiot.

annie?

are you okay?

are you okay?

skeve!

meatballs!

i think we lost chat's braincells.

knuckletop.

oh that's... that's very nsfw. but at least they aged them up first.

it's zero.

boss music starts.

we need Jon. he beat them with no perks.

Tummy!

i heard "boss" music.

jirati?

freaking rayman reggie sump.

call him "Dick" because that is his name.

Rick?

that movie is underrated for all the wrong reasons.

Mary collects his shoes.

and we're back to CBTO.

stop using that abbreviation!

knuckle sandwich.

there it is. the best joke in chat.

i'll do you better. who ordered beef?

what a typo.

teef?

starfish on the fanny.

will everyone stop saying that.

we can say it how we like. it's sfw.

so on stack...

help me! doctor!

doctor who? he don't touch guns.

who ordered beef. appie appears.

i didn't order Jon on my pizza.

one of these days i'll get him to stay over after his shift.

you have seen too much internet.

cah.

it's the wurst.

popcornboy's back again.

fetch me the butter.

a daycare to make Aval0nX cry.

we raise them right in this here town.

begone Albert Fish.

Nemo, this is the one acception.

the other day i was called a finecone.

quick, hide from verison!

where's my frycook.

but it was a fake.

st- you know the rst.

Reeeeex!

i believe that he loves balls

[queenarrow]

Hi geniewithwifi! I'm relatively new to the Arrow fandom and only started out reading fanfiction recently, and my friend recommended your stories to me. I've been thoroughly enjoying all of your fanfics, and just wanted to say you are an amazing writer! I'm now looking for more fanfiction to read, but wanted to ask, if you had to pick ten Arrow fanfiction writers you'd recommend to me to read their work, what would the list be? Thank you for all the wonderfulness you write, and in advance!

Anon, you are either trying to kill me or get me sent a lot of hate mail, I’m not sure which. TEN? Only TEN!? That’s practically impossible. I’m just going to make a list and that’s the number that it will be.

First off it depends on what you like. Authors have their niche that they like to enjoy writing. I tend to be on the AU side, but I write canon as well. And then sometimes, an author will write only two stories and they’re both really good, but I forget about them because they no longer write Olicity Fanfiction.

And If I make a list, I’m gonna miss them, and they will see this because Murphy’s law, and then they’ll wonder “why didn’t Genie mention me?” see how dangerous this is? But I’ll humor you, but please know that this list isn’t exhaustive, there are amazing writers out there that I’ve forgotten or haven’t read; or that others enjoy and I don’t. This is very subjective and I”m honored that you asked me. 

These authors are in no particular order (re alphabetical) and on here because I’ve read almost every single one of their fics. 

@ash818

This is a must read series. It’s not your typical Olicity fic, but it’s Next Gen, and Jon is a little shit and I absolutely adore Abby. You’ll look at it and say… but Oliver’s not the Arrow? What is this? AND THEN YOU’LL BE SCREAMING FOR MORE BY THE END OF IT.

Start Here: Legacy Series

@alexiablackbriar13

Lexi writes a lot of AU fics; and I’m not talking coffeeshop AU. I’m talking full blown she created a new species MULTIPLE times and makes it work. Find her HERE

@anthfan 

anth has been here forever. She tends to write a lot of Canon and Alternative Canon, so check her out. Her tropes series is a good one, as well as the devil’s backbone. Find here HERE

@beinmyheart

I love her AU’s. THere’s the spy one oh i love that one.  They’re mostly one shots but I love them all. Find her HERE

@dust2dust34

BRE WRITE EVERYTHING. Okay. You want smut? BRE. You want Bratva? BRE. You want ghosts? BRE. You want canon? BRE. 

Find her here

@bri617aroundtheworld

bri writes typical AU’s (not extreme like Lexi) and I love her Across the Highs, the lows, and the inbetweens. Find her HERE

@ghostfoxlovely 

Sammy writes EVERYTHING. She’s also considered among the Queens of Evil. (She will kill people. Watch out for that). Her Icing on the Cake right now IS SO ADORABLE. FIND HER HERE

@machawicket

I BOW DOWN TO MACHA. THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE MACHA. REad it all. Read everything. DOn’t stop. Read Velocity. Read E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G. Find her HERE

@dettiot

Dettiot is a really great author, i’ve really enjoyed all her multichapters. Find her HERE

@so-caffeinated

Janis has figureheaded FICoN. You don’t know what that is? you’ll soon find out. Ask ANYONE. Find her here. 

@thatmasquedgirl

Masque writes along the same lines as Lexi, with super extreme AU’s with badass Felicity most of the time. Her tamest one is Technical Assistance, which is a season 1 rewrite with Felicity falling in love with the Hood. READ THEM ALL. 

@hopedreamlovepray

Hope’s specialty is Fix-it fics. Didn’t like how an episode turned out? She’ll fix it for you!  They’re really short and sweet. The first Olicity fanfic I ever read was a hope’s and it was her “Not Just a Close Shave.” Find her HERE

@tinaday3w

Okay. Tina is smutty I’ll tell you that. I haven’t read Oliver on Vacation, but Felicity’s Sweet Revenge is really smutty. The one I am enjoying, however, the one that I drop everything to read when she posts is A SOUL LOST AT SEA. O.M.G. YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ONE IT’S FANTASTIC AND SWOONWORTHY AND GUh. READ IT. 

@rosietwiggs

I’ve read all of Rosie’s. She writes smut as well as some canon and AU. Her writing is exceptional and it’s worth a recommendation. She writes Felicity so damn well. AND SHE NEEDS TO UPDATE THE NEW NORMAL BEFORE I GO CRAZY Find her HERE 

@sarcasticfina

Fina! My gosh Fina tries to kill you with her masterpieces that aren’t done, but what is there is like a Mona Lisa. They’re excellent. However, if unfinish fics turn you off, I’ll be careful what you start. Because every single fic you want her to finish, it’s that good. HERE

@whatcuriousthings

she’s thelittlegreennotebook on AO3, and she’s underappreciated by the fandom. I personally love her oneshots. She has a Felicity Darhk one, and my personal fav–  The One You Can’t Repair. FInd her HERE

@writewithurheart 

Nic is my beta and my BFF so JUST READ HER. Once More is great and finished, her steampunk AU is GETTING SO GOOD. Find her here

@hannasus

Her two that I can pull off the top of my head is Into You like a Train, and The Way it was Supposed to Be: HERE

@entersomethingcleverhere

Carla IS AMAZING. She has really awesome multichapers, including a Pride and Predjudice fic. Her millitary one will make you cry tears. FIND HERE 

@mogirl97

MORGAN HAS SOME OF THE BEST FICS. I’ve read every single one of them. Find her HERE

@chronicolicity

He deserves a shot at being happy is the best season 2 rewrite. The end. 

Find her HERE

@ruwithmeguys

INDECENT PROPOSAL. Guys, this is as close to canon characterization as I’ve been able to find in Fanfiction. She has Oliver and Felicity’s relationship down to a T. There’s a section in there, (chapter 3 i think) that is the EPITOME of OLICITY. Find her HERE

@supersillyanddorky06

READ ALL OF MATTY’S. The Phoenix, the Albatross, the Firebird. (I personally do not rec The Predator because I have not read it, and refuse to read it until Matty finishes her other fic, or until predator is complete. That’s just my weird quirk, so go ahead and be obsessed with it like everyone else)  READ HER HERE

@bindy417

HER ALSAHHIM ONE IS KILLING ME. She has another one which I follow with Felicity an ARGUS agent and Oliver who’s been missing for five years . READ HERE

@melsanfo

Masquerade and the Mermaid’s Kiss are the best mentioned, as well as Two Men, Same Name written with dettiot HERE IS MORE OF HER

@adiwriting

I love her xmen and City of Fallen Heroes. Find more of her HERE

SuchaPrettyPoison

HER WWII OLIVER AND MATH FELICITY ARE ADORABLE AND I NEED MORE OF THEM. Her swooner series is also amazing. I don’t know her on tumblr but go give her my love if you do! 

THIS IS NOT A COMPREHENSIVE LIST. Because I read more than just all these authors. These are the ones I’ve read almost everything by and came to my head quickly. I love all fanfiction authors, and you know if I’m reading your fics or not because I do comment on them. 

Peace out and keep writing!!

[badhomestuckfanfiction-blog]

Homestuck High - Chapter 3

Homestuck high Chapter 3: Dark magick and a lemon, a homestuck fanfic | FanFiction

this chapter contains ADULT CONTENT between john and rose!

~The author is either a child or a master of irony. I can't really tell

if u do not like it plz skip over it. im really enjoying riting this story but ill upload more 2morrow this is the last update for now I WANT REVIEWS

John and Rose were in a field holding hands and kissing.

~Check out this ADULT CONTENT YO!!!!!111!!

They were alone and the sun was high in the sky. Rose was in a long white dress and a sun hat and John was chasing her through corn and sunflowers.

~But weren't they holding hands? You can't hold hands with someone and be chasing them at the same time

He felt happy. She spun around and her silken gown brushed against the corn as she ran backwards in slow motion.

~How is that possible in real life

John went to grab her, but she moved out of the way and he stumbled over a giant cliff and fell into darkness.

~Woah what the hell. If the bottom is dark, that means it's a ravine, otherwise the sun would light it up. Why is there a giant ravine in a cornfield?

"John" a voice boomed as he hit the floor "I am the dark genie of precipice Araida!"

~Wat

Thunder boomed.

"You are yur frends are in GRAEVE DANGER" she said

~GRAEVE DANGER

"What do you mean!" John said he didnt want any harm to come to Rose so he was worried since they handnt had sex yet.

~Why is THIS your incentive to protect her?

"JADE IS PREGNANT WITH THE SON OF A DEVIL"

~Hey! Just because Dave has red eyes doesn't make him the Devil!

Aradia bombed

~Aradia bombed

as more thunder struck loudly "And Rose is NEXT"

"O M G" John giggled

~That is not the right reaction buddy

"you must destroy the dammed

~Dammed

incubes on a nigth when the moon is full and spill his blod onto Jade and make her drink it so it kills the baba!" Ariada proclaimed

~What the shit

"But WHO IS THE INUCUBS!" John demolished

~Why does the author always use really weird exclamation words?

as he clentched his fists.

Aradia glowed "You must find out for yourself john! UNLASH THE POWER FROM WITHIN AND DO NOT LET THE DEMON TANT YOUR ROSE OR SHE WILL WILT"

She handed him two plastic horns

~If they're Kanaya's horns and he uses them to flirt with Rose I will die happy

"When you put these on you will turn into my faithful demon sslayer ERIDAN"

~DAMMIT

she magistrated "He will serve you well"

"Ok" John said and he woke up

~IT WAS ALL A DREAM

"Oh your ok" Rose said and she hugged John

"What happened" John elaborated

~That's not what elaborate means

as Dave hugged him next.

Dave raged

~Every time the author uses a weird word to describe how someone says something an angel loses it's wings

"Dark magick came out of your mcdonnaldss burger and FOUND ITS WAY TO YOUR SOUL"

~What the hell

"How!" John demanded

~Through the power of TRANS FATS!!!

"we do not yet know" Tarvos clemenced "We think that by eating it it distrupted the forces within your purities"

~Or that

"oh my gog" John said seriously

~How do you say "oh my gog" seriously?

The next day at school the group sat in a dark corner away from everoyne else as hey tried to think what happened to Jonn. But John knew that deep down there was an demon after Rose's ovaries.

~That is one of the weirdest sentences I have ever read

He couldnt bare the thought of his love falling to such a trap.

"Maybe it was just food poisoning" Feferi helped

"No my legs began to shake with a need i have long forgotten when i saw the black aroma!" Tarvos said

~Wat

"Where are Jade?" Rose asked

Dave began to cry into Tarvos shoulder. John had a feeling in his gut that this was not a god sign.

~Quite the opposite, a demon sign

"She cheated on me with a college guy" he moaned into Tarvos. he was so upset.

~I only just realized that this entire setting of the trolls being on Earth and no one finding it at all weird makes no fucking sense

"OMG Dave" Vriska purred as she pulled his face into her boobs. Dave cried into them instead.

~What the fuck

"John we need to talk" Rose announced

"Ok" John said

They got up and went to a private part of the school where no one could see or hear them. John had a feeling that he would be getting lucky as some people call it but he knew he had to be carful. He couldnt risk getting his rose pregnant or the conseqences would be FATALITY.

"John" Rose moaned "Will u be my boyfriend?"

~Wait, you weren't already? Even after Out-of-character!Rose tried to have sex with you?

"Ok" John said

~Not "of course" or "I'd love to" or "absolutely", just "ok"

"So you will have sex with me then since thats what people do when they go out" Rose said

~That's quite a leap from "hey let's get to know each other better" to "hey let's fuck" but what do I know

John could not resist those gigantic bosoms in that tight school top were begging him to rip it off right here and plant his seed DEEP inside of her. but he had to control himself or things would get bad.

~This entire paragraph. Just. What. The. Fuck.

"I do not know Rose" John manifested "Maybe we should wait!"

"I AM TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU JON. I WANT YOU TO PUT IT IN ME NOW."

~Rose, stop, this is sexual harassment

Rose did not need to say more. John teared open the girls school shirt and her boobies came springing out in a wave of bouncyness. They were like those bouncy balls, only they were softer. He ripped off her skirt and looked at her panties. there was water already dripping from her patnies and her thighs were wet.

~Oh dear god, it's getting worse

He took off his trousers and then ripped her panties into too feeling how wet they were between his hands. More water began leaking out of her flower while she moaned. She took off her bra and then pulled out Johns hard member and pressed it to her sacred area.

~Why do I do this to myself

"Put it in me Johnny!" she cried loudly.

~ROSE. STOP IT NOW

"Ok"

~Wow, John, you sure have a way with words!

John said and he put his shaft into her tight hole. It was hot and wet inside. She began orgasming and making sexual animal like noises.

~I did not expect this kind of thing to be in this story. This puts The Star Within's weird, overly-sexual make out scenes to shame

"Oh oh oh! Oh John! Pull it in a little deeper! Ooooooh yeah!" Rose exclamated.

~I can see why GeekToSpeak never made a part 3 to their reading

She clawed his back like a tigeress in heat and John contiued to deflower his sweet rose. He already felt close to consumating their love with his seed.

~John stop it now this is going to end badly

He could feel the water flowing out of her and onto the floor beneath them. It made him want to drink it all up and feed it to her.

~I have no words

he could not control himsellf any longer and they came together in one giiant orgasm.

~Does this mean it's over?

"JOOOOOOOOHN!" she moaned as he came deep within her carven, her flower oozing with the white liquid as he pulled out of her.

~This entire segment is fucked up on so many levels

"NO! John! Rose!" Jade's loud cry mewled.

~JADE, GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

They turned their sweaty heads

~I imagine some creepy scene of them with unchanging smiles slowly turning to her in sync

to see Jade struggling in the grasp of a man who looked more evil than ANY other man they had seen.

~I mean, you fought Lord Emglish, so I doubt that

His aura admitted a dark energy that made the clouds come together and boom lightening.

~That's not how science

"NOW THAT ROSE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE SEED I CAN PLANT MY SPAWN!" the evil man yelled

~Creep

"Sollux, it hath been a while!"

~That's some Caliborn-level shitty twist

Tarvos trembled as he, Feferi, Dave, Vriska and Gamzee all came running up to the area.

"John, use the power of my demon slayer to help Jade!" John heard aradia's voice call.

He reached into his pockets and pulled out the plastic horns and stuck them into his head. He felt himself morphing into a different being until he was no longer John but a purple capped man with thick rimmed glasses.

~the names ampora

~eridan ampora

~FUCK that sounded stupid, nevvermind

"Sollux" John's now deep Eridan voice boomed "It's time to duel.

john has transformed into eridan and sollux wants to plant his spawn! who will win! plz review and then u will find out!

~Was this story written by Karkat? Because it's CANCEROUS

~*badum, tchhhhhhhh*

~I’m not sure if I should tag this NSFW or not

[empirrepostr]

heads fulla eyeballs.

but what if we were actually talking about disney's hercules?

elevent.

ant.

albert fish is food not friends.

dude was straight up being a fantasy furry irl.

oh he went there.

zoo 2 in real life. yikes.

is there a guy in the fish army called albert?

sweet jesus i hope not.

that's a deed poll moment.

can't believe they killed the american river salmon.

screw you alabama corpos.

leaves the squirrels alone will ya gees.

there are corners now and i am not happy.

get your pointy nonsene out of here. you already killed the fart fish.

alabama man living the vin diesel life over here.

why can't we just be more like the pasenger pigeon consevationists.

and you're back in the room.

oh hi cark.

if we go to war with north korea you know they'll destroy them.

on one hand totalitarian dictatorship on the other the environment.

i wondered why our helmets had skulls on them.

they actually do by the way.

holy crap michell and webb was right.

we're living in the supervillain's au.

they killed superman. they put him in a dumpster.

that explains te kryptocurrency.

don't worry we have edwards. oh god we have edwards. that's worse.

rawshack is real!

does bill king count as dollar bill?

we are living on the even better than that earth.

snappy the crocodile has genuine lore.

there's a psychoville is suicide squad as well.

great. we got the universe with the worst joker.

i am now suspicious of barbie.

yeah but it's not like we have harley-

bing bing bong bong. get those lights off!

let's kart.

queen latifa.

at least the football blanket is canon.

murk.

half of it.

to the backrroms wit ye.

skyfall.

if you knew the plot of that movie…

spare the toes.

it's too later for megaphone.

dick! [Rex note: richard entered the chat]

rabsolutely rothing rarge.

i don't need your onions.

i won't forgive them for what they did to ettie.

Jon can fix them. send them to his daycare.

PROMPT!

there's some umami as avalon in here.

GGFF coming through with a shiner.

well we do have jerky over here.

i like furries but when they get all albert fish…

MFN raises questions.

icetop raising.

where is my oat flour?!

otoole.

bing bing bong bong. get those lights off!

i'm waking up to ash and dust.

the chemicals were earlier.

they made breeding algae illegal. they literally want us to die.

they planet is suffering. luckily it's immune system ki- you!

arnold turn around.

he puts his fist into your stomach.

vertibrate problems.

screw bones who need 'em.

so it was Jon who was the evil genie og that family guy episode.

he has the evil genie laugh fromn the meme.

well at least land development is killing off the nematode's only pred.

talk about shooting yourself in the foot.

haha! i am immune.

don'tt shoot there. what will the TRTS eat?

Charli is sus.

no toe gang.

can't toe the line if you got no toes.

toeless money gang.

"ketelds use twigs and disgarded hair as a hat".

are we sure he's not a kappa?

THE BOWSE! THE BOWSER IS REAL!

his name jeff.

that would be a genuine reason to disguise his surname.

well he certainly spits fire.

cause they know that he can.

it's a house of wax.

asdfdf TATVA!

ah british engineering. take something german and make it cheaper.

then drive like a dangerous idiot.

a mars a day!

weetabix.

i need flour! flour of oats!

darkrise.

ducklore pls.

dm-dm dm-dm dm-dadmdadm.

get me outta here oz.

sometimes i get a good feeling. i get a feeling i never ever had before.

you know that weekend song with the fax machine and the robot?

[Editor's note: this one, posted it above after the full convo]

[Editor's note: was Ready For The Weekend but Vevo is screwy]

no not you Calvin Harris get utta there!

you take me out of my mind when you and i intertwine.

it's still a better song. [Rex note: Calvin Harris Not Alone stole it]

clown posse is once again asking.

where's enforcer. they need to be on tumblr.

ag.

that makes sense.

that would truly be the start.

flour becoming a mario bros movie joke by this point.

cracks knuckles. how irritator. rex!

what did echidnas ever do to you?

defender upender.

knuckle sammich.

[dynamitesunshine]

Jon’s Toku Thoughts: Jon’s Top 7 Favorite Tokusatsu Shows from 2016

So this list is kind of odd but here we go:

7. GARO Makai Retsuden

GARO Makai Retsuden was an interesting approach. I loved seeing all the past characters again. Though some episodes were more interesting than others. The best part was getting to see Kouga again since we haven’t seen him in a while. Also it was great to see Wataru, Leo, Raiga, Crow, and others too.

Now here is the weird part, Garo was the weakest the other 6 basically tie.

1. Shuriken Sentai NinNinGer

So yes it was all the way in the beginning of last year but Ninninger ended and it ended up being my second favorite Sentai ever. I thought the final arc was pretty awesome and can’t wait to see them with the Zyuohgers. 

1. Doubutsu Sentai ZyuOhGer

So Zyuohger was a mixed bag in the beginning for me. I was swirled with mixed opinions and skipped episodes that I couldn’t really formed my own. Till my friends and I fell behind and I started watching the 30′s by myself. Well those 30′s were freaking delightful which lead to me going back and watching all those skipped episodes (Minus a few still behind). I’ve become addicted and obsessed with Zyuohger and loving the hell out of Misao and Tusk. Leo and Yamato are pretty good too. Sela and Amu kick ass and I want to know more with Bado. Bangray really helped the series when he came in and Cubal’s arc was brilliant too. Genis is seriously powerful and I can’t wait to see what happens next. 

1. Thunderbolt Fantasy

So I had no clue to include Thunderbolt Fantasy in the Toku or the Anime section. I figure that Puppets are close to live action and learned that Toku was inspired from Puppet shows helped put it here too. Also, it’s on My Drama List not My Anime List too. Anyways I was excited for this because I wasn’t sure what I was getting into but this is a majestic show. The puppetry is one of the best parts about it but then you get into the characters, the twists, the betrayals, the action, the magic, the everything is so intense and wonderful. It has some of the best and interesting characters you’ll ever see. Also some will shock you. Shang Bu Huan and Lin Xue Ya are my favorites by the end and they are so very unique. 

1. UltraMan Orb

Excuse me while I gush and explode about how much I love UltraMan Orb. This is my favorite UltraMan series. The characters were wonderful. The story was great. This had some live action DBZ fights almost. Gai is my favorite UltraMan and he is just so cool and interesting. There is so much to this show and it was just to see him create fusion forms. 

1. Kamen Rider Ex-Aid

GAME START! Sure it’s only been 12 episodes but they have been 12 brilliant episodes. This show is so amazing right now. All the characters bring something different and it has an intriguing plot right now. Emu is my favorite and he is just so relatable to me. Clumsy, good at video games, and wants to save people, just like me. I can’t wait to see what else we get from this series.

1. Kamen Rider Ghost

So last year Ghost made the list at a much lower spot because it was following Drive. Well In my own opinion Ghost is arguably the best Kamen Rider series out there. I freaking adored the hell out of this show. Just the whole believing in yourself, showing what’s in your heart, protecting the treasures of the world, and believing in the potential of humanity were just all themes that I loved. This felt like it really called back to the Showa Era with stopping an evil empire and some of the episodes too. The characters are all amazing and I love Takeru, Akari, Onari, Makoto, Kanon, and Alain and all the rest. This show is just so amazing and really helped me get past my depressive time that I was in early last year. My life is burning bright. 

Special: GARO Ashura:

This was a fantastic special. Mainly to watch Hiroshi Tanahashi kickass as a Makai Knight. He’s my favorite Japanese wrestler. My Incineroar is named after him. He played this fantastic heroic character named Gouki who was just awesome. It was a one episode special but it was amazing.

[magnusmadssen]

Three Disney Live Action film movie trailers!

The wonderful world of Disney comes to life, (literally) with the remake of three classic and entertaining animation movies to the big screen… and in live action. Three movies that I watched during my childhood and still remain favourite of mine to this day.

Warning: This blog post contains three movie trailers filmed in live action sequence, filled with cute baby animals, where there will be lots of “awwwwww’s” in unison, movies trailers filled with singing and dancing and a humanoid genie that grants wishes and at times acts as a surrogate parent.

Dumbo.

Release date: 28th March.

Tim Burton, (director of the 2005 movie, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory),  directs this live-action retelling of the original animated 1941 Disney classic, with Will Smith the wish-granting Genie.Struggling circus owner Max Medici enlists a former star and his two children to care for Dumbo, a baby elephant born with oversized ears. When the family discovers that the animal can fly, it soon becomes the main attraction — bringing in huge audiences and revitalizing the run-down circus. The elephant’s magical ability also draws the attention of V.A. Vandevere, an entrepreneur who wants to showcase Dumbo in his latest, larger-than-life entertainment venture. So far, looks like it’s going to be amazing, heart warming, and I suspect at times, heart breaking movie for the whole family to enjoy. Dumbo is the epitome of  cuteness. The song, “Baby of mine” is eerily beautiful, haunting and makes you want to cry. Maybe best to have tissues on stand by.

Aladdin.

Release Date: 23rd May.

Guy Ritchie directs this live-action retelling of the original animated 1992 Disney classic, with Will Smith the wish-granting Genie.

If this film is anything like the original, you will be taken on a journey of wonders, non stop laughs, thrills and magic carpet rides.  In the heart of an enchanted city, a commoner named Aladdin battle to save (and win the heart of)  the free-spirited Princess Jasmine from the schemes of the evil sorcerer Jafar. Aladdin’s whole life changes with one rub of a magic lamp as a fun-loving, shape shifting, humanoid Genie, played by Will Smith, appears and grants him three wishes, setting him on an incredible journey of discovery, love and true meaning of friendship. The trailer is in a word… AWESOME! Will Smith owns the role of the genie!

  The Lion King.

Release Date: 18th July.

The Jungle Book director Jon Favreau helms this CG-animated re-imagining of the 1994 Walt Disney classic. Stars Donald Glover as Simba.

The Lion King, based on the original animated movie… and one of my favourite films! It is scheduled to be released on July 18th 2019, which marks the 25th anniversary of the release of the original film. Exciting! While you’re waiting, why not come on down to your local library and rent the original film! As a recap, The Lion King, tells the story of Simba, a delightful lion cub who is heir to the throne of the pride lands. However, when Simba’s father is killed… by Simba’s treacherous uncle, Scar, poor Simba, feeling guilt ridden lion cub flees into exile until the moment where he must confront his uncle and reclaim his identity , as well as destiny as the future King. Another movie trailer filled with (wild) animals and cute baby animals!!! (Spoiler: Simba as a baby in his Mum’s arms and being presented to the entire African animal population)

Three Disney Live Action film movie trailers! syndicated from https://paintballreviewsgun.wordpress.com/

[lindyhunt]

The Who’s Who of Disney’s Most Anticipated Live-Action Remakes

Walt Disney’s music-filled animated movies played a big role in our childhoods. Decades later, Disney has begun rebooting their iconic VHS films, filling theatres with nostalgic millennials and a new wave of Mouse House fanatics. From Cinderella to The Jungle Book to Beauty and Beast, audiences can’t help but smile, sing along (and ahem, tear up) as they watch their favourite fairytales brought to life.

The most recent blockbuster reveal? A look at actress Liu Yifei as Disney princess Mulan.

Production has begun on live-action #Mulan! pic.twitter.com/o4nROnyw4H

— Disney (@Disney) August 13, 2018

The live-action remake of the Oscar-winning 1998 film won’t premiere until March 27 2020 — and we’ll gave to wait equally as long for most of the other hotly anticipated live adaptions. But hey, a little hype never hurt anyone right? From Emma Stone to Reese Witherspoon to Queen Bey herself, here’s a round up of Disney’s future films and the A-Listers confirmed to star in the new generation of classics. (Let’s hope they don’t screw these ones up — sorry Emma Watson.)

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1/8

Will Smith as “Genie”

Aladdin

The film will be directed by Guy Richie, and will star Mena Massoud as Aladdin and Naomi Scott as Jasmine.

The movie will be released May 24, 2019.

2/8

Emily Blunt as “Mary Poppins”

Mary Poppins Returns

Emily Blunt, Meryl Streep and Hamilton mastermind Lin-Manuel Miranda will all star in the upcoming Mary Poppins reboot.

The movie will be released December 25, 2018.

3/8

Beyoncé as “Nala”

The Lion King

Beyoncé will play Nala in the hyper-realistic remake of The Lion King, directed by The Jungle Book director Jon Favreau.

The movie will be released in 2D and 3D on July 19, 2019.

4/8

Donald Glover as “Simba”

The Lion King

Donald Glover will star alongside Beyoncé as Simba. And that’s not all: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Seth Rogen, John Oliver each have voice roles in the all star cast.

The movie will be released in 2D and 3D on July 19, 2019.

5/8

Emma Stone as “Cruella”

Cruella

Disney has confirmed that the La La Land star will lead the live-action film following the evil exploits of Cruella de Vil, Disney’s most fashionable villain.

The movie was originally slated to be released December 22, 2018.

6/8

Colin Farrell as “Holt Farrier”

Dumbo

Tim Burton will direct a live-action remake of the 1941 classic, which will also star Eva Green, Danny DeVito, and Michael Keaton.

The movie will be released in 2D and 3D on July 19, 2019.

7/8

Reese Witherspoon as “Tink”

Tink

Reese Witherspoon will produce and star in the live-action film about Disney’s favourite fairy.

At this time, it is unknown when the film will be released.

8/8

Dwayne Johnson as “?”

Jungle Cruise

Disney is producing a live-action adaptation of its iconic theme park ride, which will feature The Rock in starring role.

It is unknown when the film will be released.

[euxinia]

HIIIIIII BABEEEEE!!!!! Thank u for tagging me! I’m so happy to see u in my notifs hahaha

S—shallow; lady Gaga, Bradley cooper

A—ain’t no way; Aretha Franklin

V—v. Remembering before all this; brad mehldau

S—so close; Jon McLaughlin

F—fight for your right; beastie boys

E—evil woman; electric light orchestra

E—el paso; Marty robbins

L—love on top; Beyoncé

I—I have nothing; whitney Houston

N—need your love so bad; Fleetwood Mac

G— genie in a bottle; christina aguilera

S—stronger; Britney Spears

Tagging: @pandajinchuriki @mimi-ya @starrybrujita @black-moon-fox @cherrykamado

@yueswife tagged me to write out my URL in song titles, so here we are. Thank you bestie, this was so fun!

j - Judith Ford / 36 Questions

u - Under Pressure / Queen

s - Sunlight / Hozier

t - Teeth / 5 Seconds of Summer

a - All Too Well / Taylor Swift

w - Watermelon Sugar / Harry Styles

i - In The Middle / dodie

s - Soldier, Poet, King / The Oh Hellos

h - Hold On / Wilson Phillips

a - Achilles Come Down / Gang of Youths

w - When First I Went To Sea / Katie Else

a - Anything / dodie

y - Young and Beautiful / Lana Del Rey

I'm tagging @lucyepiccrash, @onceuponablep, @savsfeelings, @bagel-rights-activist, and @whuts-going-on!