#Jon priest event and Qingque youth group counselor event

[worst-archivist]

“It’s JON. J-O-N. Not Jordan. It’s Jon.”

“And Qingque, I don’t need a fucking foxy immersion, I need a goddamn cigarette.”

what do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator.

A few too many seconds of awkward silence pass, broken only by a drawn-out sigh and slow clap.

“Congrats on giving me a migraine. I’d ask if you’re here to make a statement, but I’d expect you’d throw out another pun.”