#Jon and Dany are being cute and talking meanwhile

[casual-violinist-fangirl]

08 x 04

A thought process (read at your own risk cos there are spoilers 😂)

. Dany, Sansa, you both sad. Settle your differences!

. The WoLF PiN

. Not little Lyanna Mormont 😢

. Jaime, stop getting Brienne drunk 😂

. Protective Hound Dad

. Lord Baratheon!!!! Yass Gendry!!

. Everyone getting a little pissed 😂

. Oooo Dany is giving Jon the eyes

. Jaime and Brienne playing Tyrion’s game. We stan

. Smiley Brienne

.Podrick taking a huuuge drink to hide his laugh when Tyrion calls Brienne out on being a virgin

. Jaime is FOLLOWING BRIENNE

. Podrick ships it 😂

. The Hound just wants to be happy

. It took Tormund all of 3 seconds to get over Brienne 😂

. Sansa and The Hound having le deep chat

. Arya nearly shot Gendry 😂

. Aw, she proud

. A love confession

. A PROPOSAL I AN SHOOK

. She gonna say no....... annnnd she’s saying no

. Aw, poor Gendry

. Meanwhile, with B and J

. Dornish wine, very fancy 😂

. You know the first thing I learnt in the north was that I hate the north

. Jaime is jealous

. She knows he’s jealous, I’m loving this

. HE’S JUST STRIPPING AND SHE’S HELPING HIM 😂

. THIS IS NOT A DRILL

. ‘I’ve never slept with a Knight before’ 😂

. Damn what a make out session

. So... was it just out of lust or does he love her??

. Meanwhile with Jon and Dany

. How cute, I bet she’s about to lose her shit at him

. We have another confession! What is going on here?!

. Brienne and Jaime aren’t the only ones getting lucky tonight 😂

. I take it back, they’re just talking more...

. Oooooo swear to keep quiet, why am I not surprised 🙄

. Don’t tell Sansa, Jon. She’ll want you to take the throne and you don’t want it

. She’s begging 😢

. We Stan a loyal Jon but you gotta sort this out

. If Jaime fucking leaves Brienne after just sleeping with her Imma jump out a window 😂

. Yasss Yara

. Yassss Dorne

. Jon stop being a kiss ass it’s not working 😂

. Sansa we love you but you need to cooperate babe

. Oh shit

. Shit is going down 😂

. Fight fight fight fight

. Jon, no

. Tyrion trying to be loyal and keep the peace at the same time

. Brienne giving Sansa that look when Jaime is mentioned 😂

. Sansa knows 😂

. Stark famalam meeting by the spooky tree

. Oooo Arya being the voice of reason

. ‘ I don’t need many allies’ oooooo

. Bran is doing the creepy staring thing again

. Jon, don’t drop yourself in it

. Yeah cos I’m sure that Sansa won’t tell anyone that you’re actually meant to be king

. Yass Arya we Stan a loyal sister

. Don’t just dump it all on Bran

. Lannister brother stuff

. Tyrion is being supportive

. Jaime what a lad. You support your woman. Don’t tell Tyrion anything

. That cute little smile. Jaime, is in love 😊

. ‘I knew you were fucking her’ 😂

. No Bronn

. Nope

. No

. Ah fuck, it’s all gone to shit

. Sassy Bronn 😂

. Ahhhhhh I’m shitting myself. Don’t kill Jaime pls- he loves Brienne

. Negotiations are scary

. And he’s gone, excuse me whilst I have a melt down over what could’ve happened

. The Hound is on da move

. Arya, babe, why you do this??

. Oooo they’re off to King’s Landing

. They get along, how cute 😊

. The Hound giving off that little smile. They’re besties and it makes me happy.

. Dragon watch: 2 healthy dragons all present and correct

. Tyrion and Sansa are chatting

. She’s icy cold 😳

. Listen to Tyrion, babe. He knows what’s best

. ‘Are you alright?’ Tyrion you remarkable man

. No Sansa. Don’t do it

. Bye Tormund. Glad you finally got the message about Brienne.

. Aw, I cry. Jon is saying goodbye to his mate

. Wait, is Gilly

. GILLY IS PREGNANT

. ‘We want to name him Jon,’ I’m sobbing

. Two besties hugging. One of them is gonna die...

. Ser Davos you babe

. Aw Grey worm and Missandei holding hands 😊

. Tyrion on a boat... no more Lannister bros 😢

. Tyrion and Varys having a deep chat about the true heir

. ‘Marry them off. They love each other 😍’

. Ooooo they worried about Danny’s state of mind

. ‘Maybe Cersei will win and kill us all. That’ll solve our problems.’ 😂

. Oof dragon down

. Ugh, Euron can leave now pls

. I’m no genius but...

. I was wrong, the arrows can shoot a boat...

. No, Tyrion, you’d better fucking live.

. I preferred it when all my peeps were in the same place. That way I can keep an eye on them

. Where’s Podrick in all of this?? Is he at Winterfell with Brienne and Jaime?? I hope so!

. HE LIVES

. Nooooo, Grey Worm 😢

. Cersei you bitch

. Is Euron proposing?!

. Oh fuck off, that child is Jaime’s

. Using your people as bait, well done you numpty.

. Missandei is WITH CERSEI

. You speak out Dany, get your points across

. There is nothing you can do to convince me that the Dothraki survived the last episode 😂

. Oh shit, Varys is getting told off

. So are they at Dragonstone? I am confusion

. Dany has gone bonkers, you can’t kill all the people babe

. Deep chats with Varys and Tyrion pt 2

. So they are at Dragonstone

. Varys stop dumping Tyrion in it

. If Tyrion gets accused of treason Jaime will leave Brienne to help him and I’ll cry

. Cos Brienne will want to go too

. And then they’ll both die

. Varys, stop talking please

. Pretty please

. Even Tyrion is begging 😂

. Jaime is giving Brienne the eyes

. Oh shit

. Sansa you’re a third wheel mon ami 😂

. She’s savage is our Sansa

. You’d better fucking not leave Jaime

. They’re sharing a room again 😍

. Jaime you bastard, you can leave

. She’s begging, she’s crying you git. Stay

. What the fuck

. Jaime fucking Lannister just left Brienne (who he was obviously in love with) crying in a courtyard...

. I’m sorry, I missed a chunk cos I was so busy freaking out about Jaime freaking Lannister

. Tyrion’s making big sad eyes at Cersei 😂

. Yass Tyrion, we Stan an honest man

. Ooooo he pulled the children card

. Oh shit, this won’t end well

. The tension is killing me

. If you push her I swear-

. Nope

. Nope nope

. Did she just command the dragon to burn everything?

. Not Missandei 😢😢

. Grey worm, you babe.

. Ooooo Dany is pissed- Tyrion will probs not survive

. That’s a facial expression and a half

So to summarise:

. Arya broke Gendry’s heart

. Brienne broke Tormund’s heart

. Jaime broke Brienne’s heart

. Cersei killed Meissandrei and broke Grey Worm’s heart

. All in all there be a lot of broken hearts in this episode 😢

. PS: if Jaime doesn’t kill Cersei or at least try to I will lose all respect for him. (I’m giving him a second chance! I don’t think Brienne will though, she’s too proud. This devastated me 😭😭)

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Summersea’s GoT Season 6 Tumblr Spoiled First Time Watch 2019: Part 1

So I was going to rename this a “hatewatch” now that I’ve gotten to a whole season I hadn’t seen before, but let’s be honest. If you’ve seen me reblogging things from later seasons, it was never going to be that. There are things that I knew I was going to enjoy VERY MUCH, and I wasn’t wrong. There were also things that, if I let them, would have had me frothing a the mouth in rage. 

But then I reminded myself that I’m vacationing in Castle Not Giving a Shit while I watch the back half of the show, and things were much better after that. I’ve mostly left my in the moment reaction except where I’d had too much wine to be coherent.

Season 6

Hot on the heels of season 5 i still have a third of a bottle of Chardonnay left let’s DO THIS

6x01

1. Lol it’s still in the credits so they continue to pretend like they care about Dorne????

2. Ghost howling 😢😢😢

3. So Davos went straight from staning one dour person to another... he has a type.

4. Some dude in the night’s watch re Melisandre: who’s she? Davos: oh just some lady Who spat a shadow out of her vag once LETS TRUST HER

5. Wow Olly aged a lot over the past five minutes since he killed Jon!

6. Edd please don’t die here. I don’t remember how you go but don’t let it be here

7. Boo hoo poor little psychopath lost his gf. No one cares, Ramsay. Myranda deserved what she got AND SO WILL YOU

8. My soul left my body like three times during that chase scene where Theon and Sansa are running from the Bolton men. POOR COLD BBS

9. That hug where they’re just CLINGING TO EACH OTHER THIS SHOULD NOT MAKE ME SHIP IT BUT HERE WE ARE

10. THEON SHOWING HIMSELF TO TRY TO KEEP HER SAFE I CANNOT HE KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS IF THEY CATCH HIM AND HE DOES IT ANYWAY SO SHE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE 

11. IT’S BRIENNE OF MF-ING TARTH OMG YAY

12. Also go Theon killing that dude

13. UGH THE SWEARING FEALTY SCENE WITH SANSA AND BRIENNE AND ALL OF THEIR FACES AND SANSA LOOKING TO THEON BEFORE ACCEPTING AND POD REMINDING HER OF THE WORDS IT IS PERFECT 

14. Give me the AU where Theon lives and stays at Winterfell because he wants to be near her and they understand each other and Brienne is in her Queensgiard I AM NOT ASKING MUCH

15. Meanwhile in other trauma hi Cersei

16. UGH LOOK HOW SHE RUNS ACROSS THE COURTYARD TO SEE HER DAUGHTER

17. So... that scene with Jaime and Cersei where they talked about seeing Joanna’s dead body and she... Doesn’t blame him??? For Myrcella? Like I thought she would??? And she tells him about the prophecy??? And they hug??? Yeah that’s in contention for my fav Lannister twin scene ever? Top five at the very least. (And another member of the “Jaime writes his siblings’ dialogue” club.)

18. For all of his false kindness and gentleness the High Sparrow is just as bad as any of them, and When I’m not seething with anger I can appreciate how nuanced Jonathan Pryce’s performance is.

19. Wtf Ellaria and Tyene murdering Doran.

20. OMG TRYSTANE and I call Sand Snake Character Assassination here they are just SO BITCHY and without honor and the Dorneish are SO HONOR OBSESSED ugh why I hate it Also was that Myrcellas ship? Are there two bitchy Sand snakes just chilling in king’s landing now?? 

21. Tyrion and Varys among the people is kind of fascinating. Also what’s up with that Red Priest? Another who thinks the lord of light chose Dany?

22. Oh no the ships... Varys and Tyrion running TOWARD trouble says a lot about them.

23. Did the showrunners... forget Jorah would know the word Khalasar? Why would he say horde?

24. At least the Khals believe Dany is Drogo’s widow?

25. Ok so the waif is fascinating and her movements are just so... Succinct. A++ physical acting or whatever the word is.

26. Whoa that’s Melisandre without the necklace?? Cool story bro but why did she choose then to take it off? What does that tell us about her as a character or her powers? Just wanted to show some crone boobs? IDEK that was a weird ending.

6x02

1. The trailer reminds us that BRAN IS IN THIS SHOW

2. Remember this kid? He’s a Stark! He’s VERY IMPORTANT! He’s GONNA BE KING, but he wasn’t in all of season 5. He matters WE PROMISE.

3. The older generation of Starklings!!! I would be lying if I didn’t say seeing Lyanna and Brandon and Ned and Benejen And Nan and bb Hodor didn’t give me a LOT of feelings. (Also Bloodraven is the Worst Ghost of Christmas Past Ever.)

4. Cross fandom wish: I want to see Hodor, Groot, and Rocket have a conversation where everyone understands every word.

5. So... Meera and Summer have been hunting so that they all stay alive, right?? Otherwise WHAT ARE THEY EATING

6. Ok I take back what I said about them only having the Children once, but that was WEAK. “Help Bran, Meera. Because I said so and I’m a creepy magical person whose motivations are unclear”

7. YEAAAAAH WUN WUN SMASH THOSE TRAITORS. Good on you too Edd for taking charge.

8. Ugh every bar has one like that asshole talking about Cersei. And I don’t think he’s long for this world

9. I LOVE BEING RIGHT HI GREGOR

10. Why would Tommen keep Cersei away from Myrcella’s funeral. OH GODS HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HER.

11. Ugh Jaime is tired of keeping vigil over his dead family members GIVE HIM A BREAK

12. Also Jaime promising never to let Cersei be in a cell again while he’s there AAAAHHH YES 🦁 ❤️

13. There’s nothing more dangerous than a fanatic who fears nothing, Jaime. But him threatening the High Sparrow was made of sex.

14. SEVEN HELLS did Tommen just give Cersei the idea to blow up the sept

15. Dany’s council meeting in absentia is kind of neat. I was wondering how those crazy kids were doing. 

16. Lol I drink and I know things is ABOUT TYRION KNOWING ABOUT DRAGONS 🐉 I DID NOT KNOW THAT AND I LOVE IT

17. Tyrion being like “please DO NOT EAT THE ALLIES (me)” to Viserion and Rhaegal is amazing

18. Viserion is all ME TOO LET ME GO HERE’S THE CHAIN SMALL HUMAN when he shows Tyrion his neck.

19. That was a rough test Jaqen

20. Yes Ramsay please march North I dare you

21. Roose KNOWS what Ramsay is and tries to steer him out of it but I don’t think he truly understands how deep the crazy goes

22. HOLY SHIT RAMSAY JUST STABBED HIS DAD and everyone either is too scared of Ramsay to do anything about it or was in on it. LOOKING AT YOU KARSTARK ASSHOLE

23. Oh Walda you sweet trusting soul he is going to feed you and your baby to those dogs isn’t he. I DON’T like being right. Have I mentioned that?

24. Brienne recognizing Sansa’s choices were hard ❤️❤️

25. Ugh Theon talking about all the things he’s done and Sansa hugging him anyway aaaaah my soul

26. It’s hard to hear someone else say they forgive you you when you don’t think you deserve forgiveness, and he’s definitely not ready to hear it from Jon. (But he’s ready to hear it from Sansa because of what they’ve been through together? I like that explanation and I’m sticking to it.)

27. Oh right Pyke exists the show doesn’t remember that unless it’s convenient.

28. HOW DARE YOU REFERENCE THAT PINECONES LINE SHOW YOU HAVE NOT EARNED THAT

29. Ok at least Yara cares about her people and we get to see it.

30. OMG Euron? He’s the one who kills Balon?

31. ...and he’s kind of got delusions of Grandeur? “I am the drowned god” wtf sir.

32. Gotta admit Iron Islands burial customs are kinda neat

33. We get the Kingsmoot? I’m listening, show... you’re on notice but I’m listening.

34. Depressed Melisandre is depressed. Wait... has she never done the raising from the dead thing? SEVEN HELLS SHE HASN’T.

35. A pep talk from Davos might snap me out of my crisis of faith too.

36. Thoros can do this in the language of Westeros, but I guess if Valyrian works for you...

37. I love Tormund peacing out of the room with Mostly Dead Jon like “I have had enough of this south of the wall bullshit”

38. Did Melisandre reach the lord of lights answering machine and it took him a while to get back? “If you would like to leave a resurrection request for R’hllor, please press one...”

39. Ghost’s eyes open AND SO DO JON’S hey bro

6x03 this episode is called Oathbreaker ARE WE ABOUT TO GET TO SEE THE FLASHBACK TO JAIME KILLING AERYS PLZ TELL ME

1. He liiiives! Poor Jon... what did you see while you were gone I wonder?

2. Oh jeez it was nothing. At least he has the most comforting sensible person in this series to help him through.

3. I like that Jon gets to come downstairs and HUG TWO OF HIS FRIENDS and none of the nights watch or the wildlings bat an eye or seem to think less of him for it. LET MEN HUG. 

4. Oh jeez Sam’s taking Gilly and the baby to Horn Hill? Do we get to meet his mom? (No one cares about Randylll but I think we might get to meet him too?)

5. BB Sam is SO CUTE HE HAS HAIR NOW.

6. Wait is Gilly pregnant again?

7. That is the Tower of Joy and I AM NOT READY

8. HOLY SHIT HOWLAND REED KILLED ARTHUR DAYNE?

9. Sword of the morning indeed WHAT A BADASS (somewhere in my soul Jaime is waving an “Arthur Dayne Rocks” banner) there’s no way Ned could have won that fight without help and now Bran knows that??? I don’t really have anything interesting to say here I just love the idea of a kid getting to see the truth of a family story that’s radically different from what he thought he knew.

10. Past Ned HEARD BRAN? FASCINATING?

11. Oh right Dany is about to meet all of the other widows of the Khals this could be cool but knowing d and d it won’t be because it would involve treating WoC with nuance.

12. Not impressed so far.

13. So this girl Varys is meeting with is in league with the Sons of the Harpy? Good my memory is intact.

14. all this with Varys actually TRYING to take care of Meereen is fun...

15. Tyrion being like OMG I AM BORED PLZ TALK ABOUT SOMETHING to Grey Worm and Missandei is the most him thing ever. I feel you Bro. He’s a people person deep down and just wants to be friends so badly.

16. Qyburn with all of Varys’ little birds and making kids’ abusive parents disappear is PRECIOUS.

17. Don’t poke the Mountain, Jaime

18. LANNISTER MUSICAL CHAIRS PART 2 also Jaime is ON THE SMALL COUNCIL NOW??? Who gave book!Cersei three wishes??? Him actually being in her corner and working with her as a team must be like a wish come true...

19. “Grand Maester Pycelle would you sanction that starement?” 😂 Lena’s delivery of that line made me laugh so hard we had to rewind to hear the dialogue.

20. No no don’t leave the three of them together they’ll plan murder. Well, Cersei and Jaime will. Gregor will nod.

21. Tommen confronting the high sparrow fascinated me. He has some of the I WILL KILL YOU family traits on display here but it’s understandable given what his family has gone through at the high sparrows hand. I’d be threatening murder too if I were him.

22. What are you playing at mr high Sparrow? Because I don’t trust you farther than I can throw you, and I don’t even have a good arm.

23. The Hound was not on her list any more 😢 that whole scene with Arya recounting her life and learning to fight blind is NEAT.

24. Wait faceless men are immune to the poison in the water?? Cool.

25. Is that supposed to be Greatjon Umber’s son who refuses Jon? What an ass.

26. My wife adds, “THESE LOSERS are the people Sansa is supposed to be queen of?”

27. OH SHIT OSHA AND RICKON AND SHAGGYDOG HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN? (Please let Sansa Find out who did that and who helped and give them what they deserve... there’s no way anyone took down that wolf alone.) I HATE THAT WE ARE NEVER GOING TO GET CLOSURE ON THAT PROBABLY.

28. Oh shit Jon has to hang the traitors that’s gonna be hard on him.

29. At least Alliser is consistent.

30. Jon did what he had to do... just like Ned in the first ep.

31. Wait WHAT did you just hang those men and then LEAVE? Isn’t leaving just as damaging to the order as killing the lord commander? That seemed overly quick and weird but ok????

32. Guess Jon was the Oathbreaker.

6x04

1. If anyone deserved an I JUST DIED crisis, it’s Jon. Also, the vows say, “it will not end until my death...” so technically...

2. Brienne got them up to the Wall QUICK. She is nothing if not efficient.

3. Sansa and Jon are like, “so... how cool are we going to play this? NOT COOL AT ALL LETS HUG” so sweet.

4. “Where will WE go?” Yes stay together Starklings because family is important certainly don’t scatter to the four winds or anything 🙄

5. I kind of love that Sansa’s the one who insists on taking back Winterfell and is all “help me or not I’m doing it”

6. I’m Brienne of Tarth and I HAVE A LONG FUCKING MEMORY. Wait... wrong show. (She DOES, though...) 

7. Wow Petyr lying about Sansa being forced to Marry Ramsay... he’s playing the lords of the Vale like a fiddle.

8. That’s a lovely bird he got Robin. What a pretty boy.

9. Missandei staring daggers at Tyrion is Excellent Content. The “Tyrion tries to be a little more diplomatic but this involves dealing with slavers” problem is... a bit oversimplified, but at least they’re addressing it? Still not great. 

10. Jorah and Daario are off on a secret mission and I cant stop hearing the Galavant song.

11. The older widow of the Dosh Khaleen is more interesting than the show will let her be.

12. Is that Lazareen widow Dutch from Killjoys? IT IS!!!!

13. Guess what high Sparrow NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SELF RIGHTEOUS CONVERSION STORY LEAST OF ALL ME (guess who has some issues with organized religion it’s meeeee)

14. Way to act your heart out, though, Jonathan Pryce.

15. So idk if I’ve made a big deal about this but I’m SUPER QUEER and seeing Loras broken like that made my heart stop for a second.

16. “Not setting off” fanatics, huh Pycelle? I think Cersei has other ideas 😈 🔥

17. Tommen is TALLER THAN CERSEI NOW

18. Cersei and Jaime trying to get Olenna and Kevan on their side against the High Sparrow is... smarter than I thought it was going to be when they walked into that room. They had a united front, they were clearly working together... WHAT IS THIS I LIKE IT

19. Theon looks like a ghost of himself. :( And Pyke looks all creepy.

20. Jeez Yarra go easy on your little brother his psyche still has cracks in it. I guess it’s understandable that she’s pissed given the failed rescue and the timing of his arrival. I kept just waiting for him to say “I want to be home,” when she yelled WHAT DO YOU WANT but he didn’t and that makes me sad. (Home should have been Winterfell or wherever Sansa was just saying.)

21. Oh Osha don’t try it... shit. Well, you tried

22. And Tormund’s epic crush on Brienne begiiiiiins

23. SHIT RAMSAY TELLS JON HE HAS RICKON

24. Sansa insisting on reading the rest of the letter from Ramsay is... made of steel. I’m here for her being the driving force behind this attempted rescue.

25. I didn’t realize that so many Dothraki knew about how Dany lost the baby and Drogo.

26. DID DANY JUST KILL ALL OF THE KHALS? Girl knows how to make an entrance? The optics here are sooooo problematic but she looks DAMNED impressive the plan in and of itself is sound - gets rid of the men who don’t respect her and shows herself to be indestructible in one power move...

6x05 OH NO THIS IS CALLED THE DOOR I THINK I KNOW WHAT IS COMING

1. Is it just me or are d and d writing more and more episodes themselves?

2. Sansa has had enough of Littlefinger’s bullshit. Making him face up to what HE LEFT HER TO WHEN HE MARRIED HER TO RAMSAY AND ABANDONED HER YES GOOD.

3. When he says “did he cut you” and Sansa talking about Ramsay not caring as long as she could give him an heir... does that mean what I think it does? FGM? I hate that I even wonder. (Still not sure about this, but I don’t put it past them to imply something horrific like that and then not come back to it.)

4. The more I see the waif fight, the cooler she gets.

5. Faceless men founded Braavos? Right I KNEW that.

6. Ok the play is fun... complete with sound effects. So interesting to see what people in Braavos think of everything that happened.

7. So... I would Lady Crane’s voice anywhere. Hi Phryne!

8. Oh wow look at all the CotF

9. THEY MADE THE WHITE WALKERS I did not know that and for YEARS before this season came out we had an au idea where that was true and I AM SCREAMING

10. AND THEY DID IT TO DEFEND AGAINST THE ANDALS AND WHAT THEY WERE DOING TO THE TREES

11. Yara’s speech was lovely, Theon supporting her was sweet, but Yara shouldn’t have needed a dude’s support to get that reaction from the crowd. She’s been on Pyke and being badass ALL HER LIFE. That being said, I like to think Yara would have been Queen in this version of things if Euron hadn’t showed up. What a Dick.

12. How does Euron go from wanting to marry Dany to allying with Cersei? I guess I’m about to find out.

13. Damphair knows cpr, idiot showrunners. don’t just let Euron lie there.

14. YES GET AWAY YARA AND THEON AND... a lot of the fleet? Good on them.

15. Jorah trying to leave Dany and her not letting him and commanding him to find a cure aaaahhhhh my feelings 😢

16. In the real world Tyrion would have been a great campaign manager.

17. If they wanted someone local... why get a red priestess from Volantis? Is this supposed to be the same woman? Do any of the people of Meereen even follow the faith of R’Hollor?

18. Varys having no time for the red faith’s bullshit is SO GOOD. It’s ok Varys you’re probably the most famous eunuch in the world right now. And whoop de doo a sorceress knows a story about a sorcerer it’s a small magical world don’t let her cow you.

19. ...whatcha doing, Bran???

20. Well that’s not creepy at all. Soooo many wights. Were there only... four white walkers including the night king? I’m so confused.

21. “The Umbers gave Rickon to Ramsay they can hang” YES SANSA

22. Why did she lie about getting info from Petyr? (And GOOD ON BRIENNE calling her on it)

23. Brienne calling Jon “a bit brooding” is the most hilarious thing ever. Somewhere Jaime Lannister is laughing his ass off. 

24. Yes wolfy clothes for everyone.

25. Awww Edd forgetting he’s acting lord commander is hilarious.

26. SO MANY WIGHTS DON’T DIE MIRA

27. Why are the children and the white walkers on opposite sides? Are these just about rogue CotF? EXPLAIN SHOW EXPLAIN

28. Cool visuals though... the night king walking through that fire was AWESOME.

29. Rickard LOOKS like a stark in that flashback.

30. RIP Bloodraven... glad you didn’t have to see how pointless all of this was.

31. Wait wait plain old wights can KILL THE CHILDREN? Dumb.

32. SUMMER NO I AM NOT OK WITH ANY OF THIS not Leaf either she’s a nice little tree person even if her motivations are unclear.

33. So Bran warging into Hodor in the present and in the past at the same time is what messed him up? Or something about the time folding and Bran BEING THERE?

34. That was upsetting as fuck about Hodor and I AM SAD EVEN THOUGH I KNEW IT WAS COMING

And... tumblr won’t let me post the whole thing. I had A LOT to say about some later episodes. Remember when I was going to keep this to three bullet points for each episode? Yeah me neither. 

[ben-barnes-is-my-husband]

For your prompt thingy - (jonsa) they both work for an event planning company and have to work together hosting a swingers sex party for the rich/famous - bonus points if Dany tries to get Jon to join in with her and he shoots her down (Mwahahahaaa)

Doing It Right

Rating: explicit 

I changed a few things from the original prompt...

Sansa Snow was a professional. When faced with an irate customer, she kept her cool. She even managed to smile even while she was thinking “Fuck you.” But at that moment, sitting with her husband in the extravagant home of Daenerys Targaryen, she was beginning to feel her calm and cool facade slip. 

Because if that woman looked at Jon one more time like she wanted to eat him whole right then and there, she was going to punch her fucking lights out. 

And with a smile too!

Jon had noticed too. He wasn’t as clueless as people thought. Jon was just a gatherer of information. He was observant and quick, and if he played naive at times, he only did so to a. get out of something or b. get information out of someone. Right now, he was inching closer to Sansa and away from Daenerys, but maintaining that sweetness that drew people to him. 

He was also hot as hell with his tight, muscular body, and his black curls that fell down to his shoulders. Then of course there was the neatly trimmed beard and those soulful gray eyes. She loved his eyes. And she loved when he looked at her as though she hung the moon, which was every single day.

Now, Jon brazenly put his hand on Sansa’s bare knee and Sansa knew that meant, Help. Me. 

“Well, Daenerys,” Sansa said. “How about you show us the rooms you plan to use for your swingers party?”

Daenerys stood, a wide smile on her pretty, delicate face (that Sansa still wanted to punch in). “Sure. Follow me.”

While Daenerys led the way, Jon placed his hand on the small of Sansa’s back and kissed her temple. Sansa smiled at him and he glanced at Daenerys and then rolled his eyes. Sansa nodded in agreement. 

This was a first for them, the duo behind “Celebrate Good Times”, party planners extraordinaire’s. They had never tackled a swingers party before considering most swingers tended to their own planning and left the professionals out of it. Sansa had a hunch that Daenerys Targaryen was a bit, maybe more than a bit, of an exhibitionist. She wanted people to know what she was doing. She wanted to be seen or at least heard of. No doubt on the night of the party she would make quite the spectacle of herself. 

As they toured through the rooms that would be used for the party, Sansa and Jon threw out ideas for different themes the rooms could have - a BDSM room, an Arabian Nights room, a sex toys room, a light bondage room to offset the hardcore BDSM, a softly lit romantic room. All of these were ideas they’d had to do research on. Oddly enough, it was Jon who hadn’t wanted to do this at all. But, Sansa had pushed for it. She was curious. 

She still was, she just didn’t want Daenerys coming on to her husband, that’s all. 

As it turned out, Daenerys loved all their ideas and was completely on board for all of them. They were in the middle of sorting out what food would be served when possibly the tallest and biggest man Sansa had ever seen came tromping into the kitchen where they were talking. 

He came right up to Daenerys with an evil glint in his eye and hauled her into his arms and proceeded to make a big show of biting at her neck. Daenerys squealed with delight and half-heartedly attempted to push out of his arms. So, okay, she was obviously happily married. He straightened and grinned at Jon and Sansa. He looked a bit like a Viking complete with a feral grin. Where Daenerys was fair, very very fair with pale skin and white-blond hair, Drogo was tanned and dark-haired. Both had hair down their backs. 

“Hello,” Drogo said and held out his hand to Jon. 

Sansa caught a slight wince from Jon before he covered it up and said hello. Then he held out his hand to Sansa. When she put her hand in his, he grabbed it and drew it up to his mouth to kiss the back of it. “I’ve always had a soft spot for redheads,” he purred.

Jon cleared his throat. “Right then. So I think we have a good starting point now. Daenerys, we’ll be in touch.”

“Excellent!” Daenerys exclaimed happily. “I can’t wait!”

It was clear that Jon could considering how quickly he ushered them out the door. 

Sansa giggled once they were in the car. “Didn’t like Drogo flirting with me, husband?”

“No,” Jon growled. 

“Daenerys flirted with you.”

“And I hated that too.”

In fact, when they got back to their office, a cute little place they rented in downtown Winterfell, Jon kept the closed sign on the door, made sure the shades were shut, and dragged her into the back where his office was. He slammed his door shut, then pushed her against it and pulled her skirt up. 

“Someone’s feeling a little frisky,” Sansa said with a little laugh. “All that talk about swinging get to you, Jon?”

“No, you looking at that guy in awe got to me.”

“Did I?”

He nodded as he undid his pants and shoved them and his boxers down. 

“I hadn’t realized.” She really hadn’t. “But did you see the size of him? He could crush my head in his bicep.”

Jon didn’t answer. He simply pulled her panties to the side and slammed his cock inside her. 

Sansa had a feeling she was going to get laid a lot in the time leading up to that party. 

She couldn’t wait. 

xxxxxxx

The night of the party, Jon and Sansa had gone over early to Daenerys and Drogo’s to set up. They’d agreed beforehand that anything they’d purchased for the party was probably items they wouldn’t keep. So, they’d charged a little extra for their losses. No way did they want back a scarf from the Arabian Nights room, because they weren’t really keen on the idea of using it later for, say, a child’s birthday party. 

That scarf will have seen things no child should ever see. 

So, they arranged it so that they’d set up, and anything Danerys wanted she could keep, and anything she didn’t want she could throw out. Thankfully, most items, such as things for the BDSM room Daenerys and Drogo already had. Including the sex toys. So really, it was food, drink, and some decoration. 

Sansa found it amusing how Jon made sure she was never alone in a room with Drogo and he was never alone in a room with Daenerys. She was also quite appreciative of that. Drogo was a good-looking man, but the way he looked at her made her a little uneasy. Not that she thought he would do anything to her, but it was clear he wanted to. It was obvious they were more than swingers, which was fine, but really, Sansa felt out of her league with all of this. 

That didn’t mean she didn’t enjoy teasing Jon though. 

“What do you think if you used this on me?” Sansa asked, holding up a butt plug in the toys room. 

Jon sucked in a sharp breath. “Sansa…what the fuck?”

“What? Are you curious? I mean you have taken me in the—”

“Sansa.”

She laughed.

She wasn’t laughing later when they were setting up the Arabian Nights room and Daenerys draped herself across some pillows close to where Jon was hanging some scarves and looked him up and down slowly. 

Jon ignored her and as they walked out of the room he whispered to Sansa, “What if I tied you up with some scarves?”

“Could you?" 

He looked at her with fire in his eyes as his nostrils flared. 

She was so getting fucked tonight!

xxxxxxxxxx

No one was more surprised than Sansa when Daenerys asked them if they wanted to stay for a little bit after their guests started to arrive, and Sansa said yes. Jon nudged her with his elbow discreetly but Sansa was curious. 

And in the beginning, it seemed like any other party. Except for the dress code - one woman was decked out all in leather, and one man wore chaps. And all of the women wore tops that hid next to nothing. 

Drogo strutted around in leather pants and no shirt, and when Daenerys came down after disappearing for a while, she was dressed in white thigh highs and a blue silky dress trimmed with white faux fur. She looked a bit like she’d walked off the set of Clueless circa 1995. She was just so…Britney Spears, bubble-gummy popstar. 

"Let’s go upstairs and see what’s happening,” Jon whispered to Sansa and tugged her with him. 

The doors to the various rooms were not closed and it was with some excitement and trepidation that they were not only voyeurs but doing something wrong, that they approached each room. 

The Arabian Nights room looked comfortable and so far no one was doing anything in there but talking. 

The BDSM room was not yet being used, but the toys room definitely was. 

A woman, naked, sat perched on a chair while a guy knelt before her inserting the butt plug while she fucked herself with a vibrator. 

In the corner, a woman was teasing her female partner by dragging a cat o’ nine tails across her body.

Sansa heaved a shuddering sigh. She had never pegged herself as much of a voyeur, but she had to

admit that watching this was hot.

She looked up at Jon, her blue eyes wide, and he looked down at her hungrily. “Do you want to…?” she asked.

“Go home and fuck your brains out?” he replied. “Yes.”

“Let’s watch some more,” Sansa whispered and pressed herself into Jon’s side.

The woman on the chair fucking herself winked at them and Sansa felt her face go flaming red. Jon, meanwhile, slid his hand down over her bottom and started pushing up her skirt.

“Jon,” she hissed. But he paid no mind.

When the woman in the chair started to climax, Sansa rubbed her thighs together and moaned. Jon looked down at her and it. was. on. He pushed her into the hall and then against the wall.

He went down to his knees and pushed her skirt up. “Hold it,” he ordered.

She held it and let out a yelp when he tore her panties away from her body. Then he put his mouth on her and ate her out as though this was the last time he was ever going to go down on her. It didn’t take Sansa long to cum, and she didn’t know if it was because they were in the hallway where anyone could walk by, or if it was because of what they had just seen. Perhaps both.

And before she could even catch her breath, Jon was inside her, pulling one leg over his hip as he fucked her into the wall.

“I can’t believe we’re doing this in the hall,” Sansa moaned, pulling him into her.

“I couldn’t wait,” he grunted. “And I think you like this, fucking where anyone could see us.”

She nodded adamantly. “Yes, yes…I love it. Fuck me harder.”

“As my lady wishes,” he whispered and did just as she asked.

Sansa came with a cry, sensitive still from her earlier orgasm and the way Jon managed to hit her clit with each thrust… he came soon after, spilling inside her and panting as though he’d just run a marathon. He leaned into her, pinning her to the wall and started to laugh. “And here I thought you were nuts when you wanted to do this.”

“I mean, I’m not saying I want to have a swingers party—”

Jon lifted his head and looked down at her. “Fuck no.”

Sansa smiled. “Uh, if you don’t mind, “I’m going to use the bathroom so I don’t have your cum dribbling down my legs on the way out of here.”

Jon moaned and she swore his cock twitched inside her just before he pulled out.

Sansa hurried into the bathroom to clean up and when she was finished, she expected to find Jon right where she’d left him, but instead she found him at the end of the hall. Daenerys was with him.

Sansa narrowed her eyes, but didn’t move. She trusted Jon implicitly and was really curious about whether or not Daenerys would actually make a pass at him.

 Her curiosity was one day going to get her into trouble, of that she was certain.

When Daenerys leaned in closer to Jon and reached out for him, he shook his head and moved away from her. Daenerys tried again and Jon moved further away. He looked annoyed. Annoyed herself, Sansa marched down the hall and pressed herself into Jon’s side. “Ready to go, baby?” she purred.

Wrapping an arm around Sansa, he nodded. “More than ready.”

“You sure you don’t want to try it? Just once?” Daenerys asked. She looked at Sansa. “I know Drogo would love to fuck you, Sansa.”

Really, the woman had no shame. She didn’t even look contrite! Sansa wondered if this was normal swinger behavior or something else.

Jon pointed at Daenerys. “That meathead isn’t going anywhere near my wife, all right? The only person Sansa fucks is me, and the only person I fuck is Sansa.”

Daenerys sighed. “That just sounds so boring.”

Jon grinned down at Sansa and started to lead her away. “Not if you’re doing it right. Right, sweet girl?”

Sansa grinned back up at him. “Right, honey.”