#Jon “Metalion” Kristiansen

[l3yley]

They are both forgotten, so why not???

[andrew-thy-accursed]

Have you ever drawn Metalion? He'd be adorable in your style!

Well, actually Metalion is a key person in my 1995* AU so I do need to draw him more often! But yes I have 🖤

[lords-of-mayhem]

Some Lords Of Chaos characters and the people they were based on

[child0feden]

God, I love Varg's appearance in Lords Of Chaos!! he's chubby AND I WANT TO EAT HIS MEAT I NEED TO CHEW!!!! \(≧▽≦)/

I often find myself reflecting on how much being fucked by a 90kg+ man would make me see life with different eyes >w<...

-Bunny 🐇🌷

bunny… honey… you are right and you should say it moreee! literally scream it from your windowww… you can chew his arm if i get his thigh ^w^

i know emory is just an actor who was playing a role but chubby and genuinely bigger guys in the extreme metal scene are so criminally underrated! there are so many adorable, really fucking hot big boys that should be lusted over like metalion? drew stockman? matti kärki? there are so many!

and the thing about these bigger boys is that when they top, you just know they go crazy… they would pound you into the mattress with such desperate and hard thrusts but they are so soft at the same time, so loving and constantly praising you about how well you’re taking them, telling you how good your cunt feels through loud huffs and heavy breaths against your neck… with some chub comes some strength and they’re almost unaware of just how strong they are, almost unaware of just how hard their thrusts are and how it almost hurts as their hips smack against yours whilst they hold your legs open, almost unaware of how they leave bruises forming on the inner tissue of your cunt due to just how hard they were rutting and slamming their hard, thick cock into your tight cunt, almost unaware of how close the wooden supports of your shared bed come to splintering and breaking from how much raw strength they put into fucking you so deeply, so desperately… i fully believe fucking a chubby man would completely skew your thoughts and desires for any other man, they just fuck different, they treat you different… you could just never go back…

have you ever seen a chubby boys thighsss? so beyond rideable! always so thick and soft, so perfect for sitting on and grinding your cunt on… and i bet so many of them would love it too, they would love holding your hips in their big hands, guiding your movements, helping you drag your soaking cunt back and fourth on against their thigh, sometimes jutting their leg up and stroking your back when you moan softly at the sudden extra pressure, whining at the feeling of their rough denim jeans rubbing against your sensitive cunt! they love the feeling of your hands coming to tangle in their long hair as you press your mouth against theirs in a needy kiss, welcoming your tongue inside of their mouth before meeting it with theirs as some spit drips down your chins due to just how sloppy the kiss is

and they get off on thigh riding but as much as you do, derive just as much pleasure from it as you do! their breathing deepens and grows heavier as they watch you move, half lidded eyes watching your face contort in pleasure and watch as your cunt leaves wet marks soaking into their jeans but they do not care at all, they love the sight… they would absolutely cum in their pants just from the pleasure of watching you get off, watching you use them for your pleasure… their big hands coming down to grip the back of your thighs tightly as they groan deeply, nails leaving small imprints in your flesh as they drag you against their thigh even faster, even harsher as the two of your each your much needed highs…

not to mention that much big boys have suchhh thick and girthy cocks! they fill your cunt so well! it would always be a stretch for your walls as they push their cock into you no matter how many times you’ve fucked before, the burning stretch is something you always have to ease into with lube and fingering… their cocks would be such a mouthful too, like you can just barely fit their whole cock in your mouth, they’re so big and girthy! you can never take the whole length inside of your warm mouth, always having to use your hand to work on the base of their cock whilst sucking the rest, one of their large hands guiding your head up and down, fingers tangling in your hair!

yeah, big boys just do everything better in my personal opinion! i have so much love for chubby boys and i do not see enough of it going around so this thought was more than welcome in my ask box, bunny! we have got to spread more love for chubby boysss <3

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

TWO WAVES WORTH OF FESTERING, STINKING EARLY BLACK METAL.

PIC INFO: L to R -- Spotlight on MAYHEM's Euronymous✝, Tom Angelripper of SODOM, and Necrobutcher, photographed in West Germany, summer 1986. "Best photo I ever took," by Jon Kristiansen, from his 748-page book "METALION: The Slayer Mag Diaries."

Source: www.picuki.com/media/3282952635864484717.

[thefangirlcackle]

my new favourite picture 🖤 🖤 🖤 

Jon “Metalion” Kristiansen and Erik Danielsson of Watain

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[euronymous-files]

"I think it was really from a band called Sarcofago from Brazil. A very extreme metal band, they released an album and Euronymous was totally obsessed by them because they wore lots of spikes and corpsepaint. He said he wanted every band to look like this, because he was so against the Death Metal trend from the USA and Sweden. Death Metal bands would play shows wearing jogging suits and he was totally against that." [...]

"A lot of the guys in Immortal and Darkthrone were all into normal death metal and Euronymous showed them what Black Metal was really like, how things should be, and they followed him. Looking at the first Darkthrone album compared to the second, you can see Euronymous’ influence on the second one, A Blaze in the Northern Sky. That’s the first Norwegian Black Metal album after Deathcrush which was really big and an influence on the rest of the scene. Then followed Immortal, which was a Death Metal band who changed toward Black Metal, also under the influence of Euronymous. Even if they don’t admit it, it’s the truth. Also with Emperor - they had a band called Thou Shalt Suffer, which was death metal, and it changed to Emperor, which was black metal. The whole Norwegian scene is based on Euronymous and his testimony from his shop. He convinced them what was right and what was wrong. He was always telling what he thought, following his own instincts to the true Black Metal stuff like corpsepaint and spikes, worshipping death and being extreme. That's what he was telling everyone about."

from "Lords of Chaos", by Michael Moynihan

[morbidi1y]

Can you tell the name of all the things and books that are on the photo you posted today for Pelle’s birthday please?

Sure! In order *top to bottom, left to right*

Out From the Dark, Mayhem LP

Live in Leipzig, Mayhem LP (part of the Cursed in Eternity boxset)

Corpsepaint soaps, Dead (https://www.etsy.com/shop/CorpsePaintSoaps)

Henhouse Recordings, Mayhem LP

Letters from the Dead by Old Nick, Book

Book from the Cursed in Eternity boxset

The Slayer Mag Diaries by Jon Kristiansen ‘’Metalion’’

The Death Archives by Jørn Stubberud ‘‘Necrobutcher’‘

Slayer Mag vol. X by Jon Kristiansen ‘’Metalion’’

Black Metal, Evolution of the Cult by Dayal Patterson I tagged all my merch stuff with #my-collection so you can just look up this tag on my tumblr and see everything there. Hopefully this helps you!

[m3t4ln3rd]

Witchery announce "Nuclear Alchemy" 7-inch single

Photo by: Jon Metalion Kristiansen Official press release: Prepare for Swedish black metal violence courtesy of Watain on Halloween as October 31 marks the international release date for the band’s savage new single, “Nuclear Alchemy”, taken from their new album set for release on January 5, 2018. Watain comment: “‘Nuclear Alchemy’ is the sound of an eager beast let loose from its cage at last. A…

[child0feden]

in light of me getting a traumatic ( i am dramatic ) blister on the heel of each foot because of my new combat boots, here is some kind of crack post thing about you getting kind of sore from shoes with some of my favourite metal men but not all of them… blisters absolutely suck and i hate them lolol…

carries you home effortlessly on their back, holding your shoes in their hand and openly loving it, does not complain once and just keeps looking back at you for a smooch : bård “ faust ” eithun | vegard “ ihsahn ” tveitan | gylve “ fenriz ” nagell | conrad “ cronos ” lant

still carries you home effortlessly on their back, holding your shoes in their hand and secretly loving it, does complain over dramatically every minute on the walk home about how they told you not to wear those specific shoes and grumbles under their breath whenever you kiss their head as an apology but does not resist the smooches : øystein “ euronymous ” aarseth | varg “ count grishnackh ” vikernes | tomas “ samoth ” haugen

physically not strong enough to carry you home no matter how skinny and small you are, is very sad about this and just gives you their shoes instead, walking home in their socks or barefoot next to you wearing their much bigger shoes as they hold yours in their hands : jon “ metalion ” kristiansen | pelle “ dead ” ohlin | harman “ demonaz ” naevdal | ivar “ zephyrous ” enger

does not carry you home, kind of mocks you and will only carry your shoes for you, making you walk home bare foot or in socks and only feels bad when you give him the silent treatment : andreas “ bsod ” betinger

[child0feden]

୨୧ anyone having any thoughts about metalion? dirty thoughts? fluffy thoughts? send them in! i really want to write more for him but i cannot decide on what…

anyways, here’s some pictures of him that i scanned today! i love big boys so much, he is so damn pretty <3

[child0feden]

FUTURE OF HELL

jon “ metalion ” kristiansen x reader

♡ general dating headcanons for jon!

୨୧ words cannot describe how much i adore this cutie pie and how excited i got when i found out other people do too! i really need a big boy <3

♡ view my metal masterlists here and here

reading music recommendations: the essence of my dreams by adorior - nocturne by 400 lonely things

♡ jon does not love winter at all but one thing he does like about it is how you cuddle him for warmth!

୨୧ you cannot tell me this man would not give the most comforting and warm cuddles…

♡ that is honestly the only thing he really likes about winter; cuddling up in bed with you and having hot drinks, talking quietly amongst yourselves as snow flutters down outside, gently tapping against the glass of your apartment windows

୨୧ you definitely know it’s the only thing he liked about winger too, the second it starts actively snowing or raining, he will be staring outside with a slight frown on his face due to the cold that will now be drafting into your small apartment though his frown quickly melts away when you come up behind and tell him you are overly cold, that all you want to do right now is cuddle with him

♡ he is a major cuddle bug, guilty as charged…

୨୧ jon either big spoons you or simply lets you lay atop of him with your head on his chest, his hand stroking your hair as your legs tangle under the blankets, his thick thighs almost acting like radiators for yours

♡ it is probably so comfy to be big spooned by him with his curly hair tickling your cheek as he buries his head into the crook of your neck… listen, big boys are just so absolutely comfy when it comes to damn near everything with them

୨୧ his hugs too? oh my gosh do not even get me started!

♡ jon gives the most comforting and safe feeling hugs, he especially loves hugging when he is drunk!

୨୧ he is a very clingy drunk in general, always holding you on his lap, his big hands rubbing up and down your hips and thighs, pressing sloppy kisses on the skin of your shoulder, shoving his lips against yours when you tilt your head back towards him, laughing slightly against your mouth as your hands tangle in his frizzy hair

♡ jon might be a lone wolf but obviously, for his magazine, he interviews a lot of people and regularly goes to visit them!

୨୧ and he will always prefer if you come along with him, your company just makes the interviewing process even more fun for him, especially if you get along well with whoever it is he is interviewing

♡ he might get a little sour if they get along with you a little too well though, flirting with you as if he is not right there but he will just do his best to ignore it for the sake of his magazine, unless it starts making you uncomfortable! luckily most people do not risk flirting with you though, just due to his status in the scene as a very highly regarded and respected guy

୨୧ if you really like a particular band he has never interviewed before, he would absolutely get in contact with them and bring you along for it! would he dedicate that issue of slayer to you? well of course he would

♡ honestly, i think a lot of the slayer issues would be dedicated to you anyways!

୨୧ they would always feature some sickly sweet yet slightly graphic and twisted little love confession and thank you for you at the end, maybe some risqué picture of you if he is feeling like showing you off to his readers a little…

♡ but despite him being very much a lone wolf, we all also know he is completely fine and comfortable with it!

୨୧ i think you would really be the only company he needs, along with the very small shared friend group you guys have, he only feels like he needs you! your opinion is the most important one to him, he values your thoughts on slayer more than anyone elses! so long as he has you, he could care less about making it big or really anything else in life, he thrives the most in your company and your company alone, completely coming out of his shell and being his whole self around you in the comfort of your shitty, shared apartment

♡ when you do go with him to interview band members, i can see him introducing you as his wife sometimes, despite the fact that you guys are definitely not married

୨୧ not sure why, i just think he would be a little goofy like that, he loves the look of confusion that comes over the persons facing, their eyes darting between you guys before he shrugs and chuckles a little, telling them that he was just kidding though it probably would make his mind wonder sometimes, about what it would be like to actually get to call you his wife for real instead of just joking and calling you his girlfriend or partner

♡ we all know jon does not like children at all so please do not ever even bring the idea of children up to him, he literally does not even leave the apartment when he hears children outside…

୨୧ but the closet thing he would agree to having is a fur baby! most likely a cat and most likely some raggedy, lone little kitten he finds on the side of the street and decides he can’t just leave, bringing it back to your shared apartment to clean it up and just kind of keep it

♡ now he loves winter for two reasons, he gets to cuddle two of his favourite people! kitty and you, he absolutely treats the cat like a little baby, constantly cradling it in his arms and letting it climb all over him as you photograph the two

୨୧ you know how cats, especially kittens, like to knead on soft things?

♡ i am not sure if this has happened to anyone else but if the cat ever started to knead the fat of your boobs as it rests atop your chest, he would think it is so damn funny, letting out deep chuckles with his curls bouncing before going to grab his camcorder, recording the event as you cover your face and laugh along with him

“ oh my, he loves you boobs! look at that, baby! he’s like, grabbing at them, little fucker, they’re mine, you know… ” ( this only makes you laugh harder behind your hands, of course he claims they are his boobs )

୨୧ i just know jon loves fingering you, no one even try to fight me on this because i know i am right!

♡ it is another thing he does a lot when you guys are a little intoxicated at a party or whatever, he will have you seated on his lap, your open mouths pressed together as your tongues mingle and before long, his fingers will be sliding under your skirt, pulling your thin lace panties to the side and dipping into your wet cunt

୨୧ he really does not even care all that much about other people seeing too, he is so confident in his relationship with you, he actually kind of loves showing you off, showing off the fact that you chose him

♡ i mean, at first it will not be super obvious to people just what he is actually doing to you but if they keep their eyes on you for longer than a couple of seconds, they will really see his hand hidden by your skirt, the way your fingers grip his hair tighter every time his arm moves deeper under your skirt and the way you are ever so slightly grinding down on his thigh

୨୧ no one will ever really be grossed out by it though, much worse things have happened at parties with bands like mayhem, they will usually just drunkenly hoot and holler, whistling and goading him on before moving on to go do something else

♡ since jon is so devoted to and passionate about metal, there is very rarely a band that he does not already know but if you ever did bring home a tape of some obscure, tiny little band and he ended up liking it? oh my god, he would fall in love with you all over again!

୨୧ he would just be obsessed, calling you into the living room where he is listening to the tape and immediately pulling you into his large, comforting arms, pressing fat kisses to your cheek and lips as he thanks you for the new material

“ shit, baby! this is good, really fucking good… where’d you get it again? never heard anything like this… are they even signed yet? ” ( if you know the band personally and have their contact details, he will be calling them over for some drinks and a meeting in your shared apartment as soon as possible, excitement overtaking his senses at the thought of discovering another incredible band, all thanks to his lover )

♡ honestly, you two just kind of become accidental and way too young parents or i guess the godfathers of a lot of tiny, unsigned metal bands and you both love it, until the business side of it really starts to irritate you both, of course <3

[euronymous-files]

Here it’s Metalion writing, but I mainly chose this excerpt because of the other names involved... to show where they stood on the matter.

[While writing Slayer X] Metalion: "The grief and anger affected everyone involved in the small Scandinavian metal world at the time. For instance, my first interview with Nifelheim is in this issue, contributed by a person called Shadow, aka Jon Nödtveidt from Dissection. In late 1993, the Nifelheim twins Erik and Per Gustavsson, It from Abruptum, Legion from Marduk, and Jon Nödtveidt all came from Sweden to visit me at my old place in Sarpsborg. They were all upset with Fenriz of Darkthrone, because he had asked Varg to write half the lyrics for Darkthrone's Transilvanian Hunger. To them, it looked like Fenriz stood with Varg after Varg killed Euronymous, like Fenriz approved of the murder. They considered Euronymous a brother, so what Varg did was treachery and then Fenriz working with Varg was a betrayal." [...] "On the second page of this issue's Dissection interview, there's a little handwritten note signed 'Shadow'. This was a message from Jon Nödtveidt to Varg and 'Hank Amarillo', a name Fenriz had used. It read: 'Be forewarned if the light takes you.' [...] and you could say it's almost like a death threat. He and I came up with that together. I didn't really have anything bad to say about Fenriz, but Jon and other people in Sweden were very unhappy with him." [...] "I also printed a short half-page article written by 'Mr. Death', which insults 'Cunt Chicken Christian Vikernes' [see previous post here]. That was mailed to me by someone that I decided should remain anonymous. The letter amounts to the second death threat in Slayer X against Varg Vikernes - yet the issue also contains the Burzum interview completed after the death of Euronymous. I admit that's a bit schizophrenic." "I think that I felt that Burzum was an important part of the scene regardless, because of the music. Most people I knew, though, were nearly unanimous in their hatred. I remember Jon Nödtveidt was concerned about giving space in the magazing to Varg; he didn't approve of that at all. He just shook his head, like: ‘Why would you?’ “

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excerpt from “Metalion - the Slayer Mag Diaries” written by Jon “Metalion” Kristiansen edited by Tara G. Warrior Bazillion Points, 2011