#Jokester meets Winter Sass

[timeguardians]

@sillyjokes continued

"You're kidnapping me? " It's been awhile since someone kidnapped the Jester. He figures, it's because he is unpredictable and dangerous, so now that this is happening, the Joker finds himself being a little excited. "Are you mad? " Who is he to say such words. He has done this kind of thing frequently He gets in the passenger seat of the car, shutting the door. "Are ya' gonna at least buy me pizza first?"

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Another talkative one, great. Just tripping the LIGHT, BLOODY FANTASTIC!!! Barnes feels her annoyance ratcheting up several degrees without intense or true provocation. "Just think of it as transporting you from one location to another sans permission. Or, how about a road trip, if you'd like?"

Remarkably frigid is the glare shot over her left titanium arm at the inquiry. "Just do as I ask, and I won't have to hurt you." She grits, willing him to comply. Her steps are calculated, fiercely measured, from her time as as a militant soldier. It would be quite terrible for her to have to KILL a mark before he was properly interrogated.

The perceived joviality from the other nettles under her skin in a way that very few others had managed. Her jaw twitches as she flings open the door for him. "No-" The falsely saccharine answer is gifted, though it is only HALF a lie. She is astonished however, to find he shuts himself in her car. "Do I have reason to be?" Mad. That is? Actually, she is more than SEETHING. However, this JOB is all Barnes has left to fall back on.

Silver, metallic fingers fold carefully around the steering wheel. Frustration is tangible though not outwardly expressed. "Oh, sure," Barnes sarcastically starts. "And then I'll take you to the movies, hire instrumentalists, and take you to Time Square to watch the ball drop." She remarks, scooting the car out into traffic. "What else do you want? A date? A mansion? A parade?" Once she starts this sarcastic line, it's almost entirely too impossible to stop.

All this time as a mercenary, and she's HIRED to babysit this CLOWN. "What's your deal anyways. Is this-" She cast a wayward glance over him, "your gimmick or something?" A part of Barnes can't reconcile the thought that both Sam and Cap were highly interested in taking this guy down. He didn't seem so dangerous to her. (A vast and regrettable underestimation, she may regret)