#John was the unhinged feral racoon like Twink on this team LONG before you showed up!

[evilminji]

Danny, now planning to roll with the lie SOLEY to spite John Constantine, regardless of how difficult it makes his life: Like YOU have room to talk!!! I'd bring up YOUR EXs but frankly, King Shark deserves BETTER!

Constantine, about to throw down with this feral twink because as Highlander Rules declared it, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE: You wanna go, Mr "slap my name on everything because Sciiiience not maaaagic"?! You really bloody fuck, want to do this right now!? Fine! Let's do this right NOW!!

*vicious Racoon like violence dispite both of them having Supernatural powers*

*Dani watchs and cheers*

so, a while ago, there was a dcxdp prompt that was like "Danny Fenton gets hired by the Justice League and slowly realizes that he was hired to hunt down Danny Phantom with Justice League Dark, so he has to gaslight gatekeep girlboss his way out of it" (link in the replies if you find it bc i can't)

but what if this prompt was more chaotic?

like, dani learns whats happening and instead of trying to get her template out of this, she decides to make it worse.

the team discovers the daughter of Ghost King Phantom (and Dani should probably have a different name in ghost form, maybe a star name? Maybe she can shapeshift into her original age, so she looks five) is sabotaging their work. when they finally capture her, she immediately latches onto Danny.

Dani: Papa! Danny, immediately: I'm not your dad! Dani, eyes tearing up with devious glee: I don't care if you and Daddy got divorced. You're still my Papa and I still love you! Danny: what. Constantine: YOU WERE MARRIED TO THE BLOODY GHOST KING!?