#John Ross Bowie fanfiction

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

Tags: @illiana-mystery, @iobsessoverfictionalmen

warnings: swearing, menstruation

“Hey.” I knocked on Barry’s office door. “Mind if I crash here for a bit?” Barry nodded.

“yeah. What’s wwong?” He asked. I made a face as I closed the door and laid out on his couch. “Oh. That sucks.” I nodded as I laid my arm over my eyes.

“Yeah.” I groaned. “And I cannot keep sitting in that office while Sheldon cooper rambles on and on about different methods that may ease my pain just so he can get some peace and quiet. News flash genius! The only noises being made are coming from your fucking mouth.” Barry chuckled as he shook his head.

“coopah is an idiot.” Barry said. “Don’t wisten to him. He wouldn’t know what to do if he had a utewus.” I peeked out at Barry.

“still having flashbacks to that period simulator i made you try?” I asked. Barry shuddered and I giggled. “That sounds about right.”

“I sweaw I have PTSD fwom that.” Barry complained.

“sure you do.” I laughed. Barry rolled his eyes at me and went back to work. “Any point in me asking what you’re working on?” I asked after he’d been typing for a while.

“just editing a papew.” He muttered. “I owed someone. This is the cost.” I hummed and closed my eyes.

“I’ll just be here. Try to take a nap. Might work a bit later. Laptop is in my bag.” I said. Barry nodded.

“Did you take something? Or not yet?” Barry asked, glancing up at me again.

“yeah. I’m fine. It’s the final days. Just gotta wait it out and hope I don’t do something I regret to Sheldon.” I waved him off. “I do have to ask. How do you have such a quiet office?”

“Quad.” Barry said, jerking his thumb over his shoulder. “I face the wake.”

“oh.” I tilted my head to look out his window. “Yeah that makes sense.” I nodded before crossing my arms over my chest.

“want a bwanket?” Barry asked. “I have one. Spent the night a few times.” I furrowed my eyebrows.

“I’m good. But we’re gonna have a conversation about you sleeping here.” I said. Barry smiled at me and shrugged.

“yeah ok.” He said. I rolled my eyes and curled up. “I’ll wake you in a bit. Wove you.”

“love you too.” I said, closing my eyes and hoping to fall asleep.

[myveryownfanfiction]

18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI

tags: @illiana-mystery

Warnings: swearing

AN: Hey if you don't like it, dont read it but this will be written the way Barry talks. I'm not going to take away a character's disability just to make this.

“Hey (Y/N).” Barry said as he sat down next to me. I rolled my eyes. “What time should I pick you up for ouw date?” Sheldon paused as he stared at Barry.

“excuse me?” He said, eyebrow raised as he took in how I was leaning slightly away from Barry. “I didn’t think the two of you even got along outside of work.” I nodded.

“We don’t.” I shot a glare at Barry. “But for some reason, this dork thinks he can keep asking me out.” Sheldon’s glare deepened. “It’s getting exhausting honestly.” Barry rolled his eyes and nudged my leg under the table. I nudged him back and he bit back a smile. Barry dug his phone out of his pocket and I groaned, putting my head in my hands. "Sheldon, help me. Please." Sheldon just shook his head and continued eating.

"Hey Siwi, can you wecommend a westauwant?" Barry said. I looked over and saw him staring at his phone.

"I'm sowwy Bawwy. I cannot understand wecommend a westauwant." Barry's smile fell.

"You suck Siwi." He muttered before pocketing his phone. His hand found mine under the table and squeezed. "Anyway. We can always find one later." I looked over at him with a disgusted look on his face.

"I said no Barry." I said. Sheldon looked over and nodded.

"Take a hike Barry." He said. "No one wants you here. Learn to take no for an answer." I squeezed his hand before letting go as he got up.

“bye Barry.” I smirked as he shook his head at me. I could tell he was fighting a smile.

“latew losews.” He threw us a peace sign and walked off. Before he turned the corner, he looked at me with a smile that made me fight my own. Nodding to the side, Barry raised an eyebrow. I nodded as he headed down the hallway.

“you don’t think I know, but I do.” Sheldon said, watching me carefully. I turned back towards him and frowned.

“know what?” I asked. Sheldon gave me a look and I held up my hands. “I don’t know what you’re talking about half the time Sheldon. so know what?”

“you and kripke.” Sheldon said, pointing his fork in the direction Barry had just run off to. “You’re together. Oh don’t give me that look.” I was staring at him with my mouth open. “He’s a lot nicer around you. And he lays off me. Which I’m sure you asked him to do. And you have been missing a lot of video game nights and comic book store nights.” Sheldon raised his eyebrows. “That secret boyfriend of yours? It’s kripke.”

“you sneaky bastard!” I laughed. Sheldon smiled at me. “And what if we are?” I tilted my head at him.

“I’m not happy about it. But I can tolerate it.” He said. I reached over and tapped his tray. Sheldon shook his head and motioned for me to leave. “Go. He’s waiting for you. And I’m sure he’s now worried about what I’m telling you.”

“worried no.” I said, standing up. “Annoyed, hell yeah.” Sheldon snorted and I winked at him before heading down the hall. “Barry you can come out now. Sheldon knows.”

“aw fuck.” Barry complained as he opened the janitor door. “How? You didn’t tell him did you?” I shook my head as he wrapped an arm around me.

“No. It’s Sheldon.” I laughed as he drew me into his side. We started walking down the hall to his office. “He’s worse than Sherlock Holmes sometimes.” Barry squeezed my shoulder and hung his head.

“alwight. I guess we tell the guys then.” I nodded as I put my head on his shoulder. “How do you feel about that?” I shrugged.

“I mean Sheldon was the big hurdle. It’ll be nice not to have Howard hit on me all the time.” I said. Barry laughed and kissed my head.

“only im allowed to hit on you.” He said softly.

“yeah. And I don’t know who I was getting more annoyed with.” I teased. Barry frowned at me and pulled me against him tighter with a growl.

“hey. Be caweful about that.” He said. I laughed as I turned to kiss him. Barry hummed against my lips. “Alwight. You have eawned my fowgivness.” I laughed and squeezed his waist.

“thank you.” I giggled and pushed Barry’s office door open. “Now we need to talk about you joining us for some kind of dinner thing at Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment. An initiation type thing I’ve been told before.”

“fuck me!” Barry groaned as we went into his office.