#Johannson

[mumblo-number-five]

Scarlett Johannson

[dozydawn]

Cosmopolitan, June 1991.

Photographed by Antoine Verglas.

Model: Tove Johannson.

[peachy-ash]

lockscreens

captain america: the winter soldier

[cineasc]

Asteroid City 2023 Directed by Wes Anderson

[fallinginaforrest]

Chris Grace as Scarlett Johannson is a fucking masterpiece. I laughed, I cried, I self-reflected, and I yelled (/pos) at some masterfully executed cameos. Literally amazing.

[heavencasteel420]

“I don’t understand why the show presents Steve as unsympathetic when Jonathan is doing something wrong.”

I would not. Personally. Admit to failing to comprehend the moral complexities of Stranger Things.

[jerytoon21]

PotD_1213a_MaurizioMontani : Frederic Johannson

[goldenempyrean]

sick reader and scarlett with “Okay Ms I’m-not-sick, tell me why you sneezed five times in the span of an hour.” and “I don’t get colds.” where reader is super sneezy but in denial as they try to shoot some movie scenes

By Your Side

〚 Notes - Okay I know Im posted less then usual, that'll probably be the case until my exams are over! Anyway, enjoy :) (also, have I even bothered to edit this? No of course not, so excuse the errors) 〛

〚 Summary - You're obviously getting sick, wether you want to admit it or not. And its obvious your girlfriend wasnt about to let you work for long once she found out. 〛

〚 Wordcount - 10023 〛

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As the cameras rolled, the set was buzzing with energy. The crew was rushing around, trying to make sure everything was perfect for the next scene. The other actors were getting into character, preparing themselves for the performance. Then there was you, playing the lead role in the newest hit rom-com that was predicted to break box-office records, and were you excited for the day ahead? Nope. You definitely were not – not with those aching sinuses and the constant need to sneeze looming at the back of your nose. 

Atleast you had Scarlett with you though. Your girlfriend had been hired as one of the leading producers for the film so the two of you were able to spend a lot of your time together. As you readied yourself for your scene, she took her place, giving you an eager thumbs up before ‘action’ was called.  

You tried your best to ignore the tickle in your nose and the pressure building in your head as you delivered your lines with enthusiasm. But then, in the middle of your monologue, you felt a sneeze coming on. You tried to suppress it, but it was no use – your body took over, and you sneezed loudly, causing the other actors to pause their lines and the crew to stare at you in surprise. 

“Bless you!” You heard her voice call out, causing you to look over in her direction offering a small scrunch of your nose as you mouthed a ‘thank you’ 

You tried your best to focus on your lines and immerse yourself in your character, but your body had other ideas. You’d only managed to get some take done before your nose grew annoyed once more. You could feel the tickle in your nose growing stronger with every passing moment, and you knew it was only a matter of time before the inevitable sneeze came. 

Sure enough, a few minutes into the next scene, you let out a loud, explosive sneeze that echoed throughout the set. You froze instantly, looking around to see if anyone had noticed. Scarlett shot you a concerned look from behind the camera, but you ignored it, determined to push through. But your sneezing didn't stop there. You sneezed again, and again, and again, each time feeling more and more drained. Finally, after what felt like hours but was probably only a few minutes, the scene was over, and you collapsed onto a nearby chair, coughing into your elbow whilst trying to ignore the worried looks of your colleagues. 

Suddenly there was a hand rubbing against your back. “You ok, my sweetheart?” You felt Scarlett’s warm hand against your back as she rubbed it affectionately, “Something bothering that nose of yours?” 

You tried to give her a reassuring smile, but it came out more like a grimace as you cleared your throat - though it did little to hide your obviously raspy voice, “It’s nothing, I don’t know why that keeps happening.”  

 “You getting sick maybe? There has been something going round.” Scarlett worried, that worry only increasing when you turned away to cough into your elbow, exhaustion plain on your face. 

 "I don't get colds," you replied defensively, trying to mask the stuffiness in your voice. 

Scarlett raised an eyebrow. " Well, you're definitely sneezing a lot for someone who doesn't get colds. Why don't you take a break and rest for a bit? I can handle things here." 

"No, it’s fine. I really don't get colds," you repeated stubbornly, trying to shrug off her touch when she brought her palm up to your forehead, "It's probably just allergies or something." 

Scarlett gave you a skeptical look, but she didn't push it further. Instead, she went to talk to the director, explaining that you were feeling unwell and needed to take a break. Luckily your director was a kind soul and was more than understanding. Infact, he ended up telling Scarlett to just take you back the trailer – it was better than you accidently infecting anyone else with the cold you totally didn’t have. 

As soon as she was given the go ahead, Scarlett quickly ushered you to a quiet corner of the studio, where she sat you down away from the looming eyes of you colleagues and brought over a glass of water along with some tissues. "You're not fooling anyone, you know," she said gently as she sat beside you, handing you the tissues. "You're clearly sick, and I know you don’t get sick often, I know but you are right now, so you need to starting taking care of yourself more baby. This isn’t good for you sweetie.�� 

You went to respond, ready to brush off her concerns but instead your nose spoke for you, “iishiew! Hih’tshoo!” 

"Bless you. Look, I know you're trying to tough it out, but I'm worried about you. You need to rest," Scarlett said as her palm touched against your forehead once more, her thumb brushing against your eyebrows this time as she used her hand to shield your eyes from the harsh lights, "You're really burning up." 

You groaned, feeling defeated. Scarlett was right - you were feeling worse than you wanted to admit. Maybe it was time to stop being so stubborn and take a break. "Okay, maybe you're right. You leaned further into her touch, feeling the coolness of her hand against your clammy forehead. "Okay, fine," you said, your voice a little hoarse now, "Maybe I do need to take a break." 

Scarlett smiled, looking relieved. "Good. Let's get you back to the trailer and make you some soup or something. Whatever we do we’ll get you tucked up in bed and have you feeling better in no time I promise sweetheart." 

As Scarlett led you away, you couldn't help but feel grateful for her support and concern. Even though you were stubbornly trying to ignore your illness, she was there to remind you that it was okay to take a break and take care of yourself. Maybe you weren't as invincible as you thought, but with Scarlett by your side, you knew you could get through anything. 

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[milfygerard]

craziest part about tws is that its also the only movie where black widow is both consistently well written and could be considered a co-lead. Like this is the only time where they both got her right and made her a main player in the plot AND she was actually a character with thoughts and motivations and interactions with others that made sense? and then she cried over being infertile in ultron and was barely used again before dying pointlessly in infinity war and THEN getting a movie that no one liked that existed so they could get characters in the bad tv show about HAWKEYE!!!!!

[louferrignojrofficial]

i wish my job would let me spend 3 hours of my shift watching movies that aren’t officially released yet again. that was a fun day

[mumblo-number-five]

Scarlett Johannson

[dozydawn]

Bally, 1993.

Model: Tove Johannson.

[klenda-v]

Gotta say, I was NOT expecting to be ecstatic about was Mr Hemsworth’s performance as Orion Pax.

Like that man LOCKED IN for Orion, he discussed with Mr Peter Cullen to work out the nuances of his character/performance and NALED it, I really really don’t like celebrity casting but Hemsworth can voice Orion/Prime in the next ten future incarnations as far as I’m concerned, dude Gets It

[do-androids-dream-ao3acc]

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[twice-my-age-simp]

Secret feelings

Jess x FemReader

Warnings: fluff, little bit of angst

Summary: You decided to tell Jess about your feelings, and she has somwthing to tell you

Word count: 1510

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You've been in love with Jess since you two had met at college, but you never had self-confidence to admit that to her. And now, she's going to be married. Yeah, it hurted. A lot. But at the same time, you were happy for her. She found love, she's making a career. So if she is happy, you also are happy.

So now, here you are in Miami. At first it sounds pretty cool. A weekend with old friends and a woman who you secreatly love. Oh, and Pippa, Jess's friend from her semester in Australia, she's really nice.

But back to point, it would be delightful time, if Alice didn,t jump on that fucking striper. After you called Blair's uncle and he said you, that you can face up to fifteen years in prison, you threw the body into the ocean. But your lovely neighbors have fucking security cameras.

So know, you're standing on the balcony, watching Blair with them. To be honest, it's not what you would love to watch right know, but it's better than the police watching a video, where you're throwing a body into the ocean, so it will do.

After a few minutes you looked at Jess, who was watching the whole scene with binoculars. You chuckled at that.

And then you thought, now or never. If that what Blair is doing right now, won't work, you'll go to prison. So you decided that it couldn't be worse and you'll tell Jess about your feelings to her. You walked to her and leaned to whisper to her ear.

"Jess."

"Yeah?" She whispered back, slightly confused, why yu were whispering.

"Can we talk? In privet, please." You looked at her with pleadings eyes and she nodded.

You took her hand and pulled towards the door. You saw that Alice was looking at you both with a questioning expression, but it didn't matter.

You walked upstairs into one of bedrooms. After you closed the door you turned around to Jess, who was standing next to dresser. She was looking at you with concern.

"Y/N what happened?" She walked over to you and took your hands in hers.

"Jess" You grabbed her hands even tighter.

"Y/N?"

"You know, if they won't give us the video we will go to jail. And I know you're getting married soon, so it's not the best moment for that, but it is the best moment for that." You started getting nervous and think that it was not the best ideo to tell her now.

"Y/N what the fuck are you talking about?!" She yelled and let go of your hands.

"Jess, I'm trying to say that I'm in love with you!" You yelled back with tears in your eyes. "I've been in love with you since we met! That's what I'm talking about." You started crying after that.

She was staring at you and didn't say anything. She wasn't crying, screaming that you never told her and that she's getting married and that you're fucking insane. The girls were long forgotten.

"Y/N what do you mean?" Jess's broken voice broke the silence.

"It doesn't matter." You shook your head. "Let's go downstairs, maybe they already finished." You laughed and grabbed the handle to open the door, but Jess stopped you closing them again.

"It does matter. It does fucking matter, because you just told me you're in love with me Y/N, SINCE FUCKING COLLEGE!" She also had tears in her eyes now.

"AND WHAT YOU'LL DO ABOUT THAT?! LEAVE PETER? TELL GIRLS? OR MAYBE YOU WILL TELL ME THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE ME TOO?" You were screaming at each other and you didn't even notice that.

"YES, I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU!" She screamed back. And that made you speechless. "For a long time, but you never noticed that and I thought that you would never feel the same, so I started dating and then I met Peter and just, I don't know." She sat down on the bed, lookinh at the wall in front of her.

You sat down next to her and grabbed her hand again, squeezing it.

"So, what do we do now?" You asked shyly.

"We'll go downstairs, tell them about that, then I'll call Peter and say that it's not going to work out."

You looked at her and you couldn't believe your ears. She wants to cancel the wedding? Because of you?

"You want to cancel the weeding? Because I told you I'm in love with you? Jess, I don't-" She put her hand on your mouth to silence you.

"I'm not doing this because you told me... Well, yeah I'm doing this because you told me, but also because I feel the same" She took your face into her hands and looked into your eyes. "I'm doing this because I fucking love you Y/N." And she kissed you. SHE FUCKING KISSED YOU. ON THE LIPS.

You kissed back immediately. Her lips were so soft, you were in heaven. Until she pulled back, what made you whine. She smirked and that made you realize what you did, you blushed.

"Now, darling, we're going downstairs and we're going to tell them that the weeding is cancel, but there is new relationship." She got up and pulled you up with her. Befor you left the room she had kissed you.

She held your hand all the way and when girls saw that, they looked at each other and at you two again.

"Care to explain?" Alice asked, sitting on the couch next to Frankie, who also was looking at you with big eyes.

"Wait, wait ,wait. Wait a minute! Are you two? Oh my god!" Pippa stood up, almost falling over. "What about Peter? I mean fuck him, but what about the weeding?" She walked to you, smiling.

"Yes, we just admitted that." You answered her question, putting you arms around Jess's waist.

"And I'm going to call Peter and tell him that I want to cancel the weeding." Jess added.

All four of them stared at you and only Pippa was smiling, what made you a little nervous and you could feel that Jess was a little worried too.

After a while, Frankie stood up and hugged you both. "Fuck him and fuck the weeding. You're finally happy and that matters."

"What dou you mean 'finally'?" You asked confused, hugging Jess even more.

"Something that always amuzed me is that, we knew that you have feelings for each other, but you both are too stubborn to admit that. But look, here we are, finally."

Jess started laughing and you were looking at Frankie with big eyes. "Really? And you never told me that?! You little bitch." After that you started laughing too.

"So, to be specific, we had killed a striper, we throwed his body into the ocean, I had to seduce these people to get a fucking video that doesn't even exist.

"Wait, what do you mean, it doesn't exist?" Jess asked Blair, slightly confused, just like you. A lot happened when you were absent.

"These cameras doesn't work." Alice answered.

"Yeah, and now you're telling me us, you want to cancel the weeding, because you two love each orher and you admitted that adter all these years?" Blair asked, looking at you, trying to understant what just happened.

"Yeah, you just summed up our trip to Miami." You said, still hugging Jess and she kissed you on the cheek. Frankie started clapping.

"Awsome." Blair reached out for a glass of wine and took a sip.

"So, we just summarized our trip, but excuse me for a moment I have to make a call to cancel my weeding." Jess kissed you and went to the kitchen to call Peter. You didn't want to go with her, it was already complicated.

You turned to the girls. "It was really that obvious we have feeling for each other?" They all nodded, except Pippa and you looked at her.

"We just met, but now I think yes, you could see it."

"Okay, so let's celebrate. The video doesn't exist, me and Jess admitted that we love each other and you knew that. But the most importnat thing, we got the rid of the body." You said cheerfully.

"I'm going to get something stronger." Alice said and she stood up quickly.

"Well, Y/N there is a little problem." Frankie said.

"What?"

"The body has washed up back on the shore." Frankie said quickly, that you almost didn't understand her.

"Alice bring whiskey or vodka, please." You said to Alice and you went to tell Jess that it wasn't over.

[thekimdelacreme]

Saw Asteroid City yesterday - really good.