#Johadi

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Buset! 'Uang Kopi' Kades Babakan Rp735 Juta untuk Muluskan Penjualan Situ Ranca Gede

SERANG – Johadi, Kepala Desa Babakan, Kecamatan Bandung, Kabupaten Serang jadi tersangka pembebasan lahan Situ Ranca Gede yang saat ini menjadi pabrik. Ia menerima uang ratusan juta sebagai “uang kopi” alias duit pelicin agar pembebasan lahan bisa berjalan mulus. “Uang tersebut merupakan “uang administrasi” atau uang kopi untuk kepala desa dan perangkat desa dengan tujuan agar proses pembebasan…

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and now im gonna focus on fears and phobias!!wo

(lemme tell yall a quick story first: ok so krys lost half a leg and most of an arm, she lost her arm bc shes stupid and wasnt focusing on a laser but she lost her leg because she tried to kill someone, but they stuck a frickin huge railway nail/spike/u can call them both of those into her leg and it shattered her shin s o there thats explained)

okay so krys got this really bad fear of getting severe injuries again because if she loses another arm shes done for

also she has a MEGA phobia of #drowning or swimming or being more than waist deep in water at all -thats johadi fault ill explain it in another post maybe-

and now onto jo

since hes not used to being on land for more than a couple nights he isnt used to high places but then after being in krys hive for the first time and then seeing how high above ground they were it turned into this really horrible phobia of heights

also i dont really know how he came to have a phobia of #death but apparently its a pretty severe one

btw im not proof reading these so

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MAKI Ancam Praperadilankan Kejati Banten Jika Otak Pelaku Situ Rancagede Lolos

SERANG – Masyarakat Anti Korupsi (MAKI) mengkrtitisi penanganan perkara dugaan hilangnya aset negara berupa Situ Ranca Gede di Desa Babakan, Kecamatan Bandung, Kabupaten Serang. Daerah yang harusnya jadi tempat resapan air itu malah dibuat jadi kawasan industri. Koordinator MAKI, Boyamin Saiman menyoroti ditangkapnya Kepala Desa bernama Johadi yang baru ditetapkan jadi tersangka oleh Kejati…

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Ehello, it's very nice to meet you! I'm Cephyy, and wehat migeht your names be?

KV: Hey Cephyy I'm Krytan :)=

JA: And I'm Johadi. It's, um, a pleasure to meet you, I guess.

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draw yourselves

 JA: Okay.

KV: I don't want to poSt anything I draw I'm really really bad at it wow pleaSe no

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If either of you could change your blood color what would it be? uwu

KV: I have a lot of green blooded friendS I think it'd be cool to See what life iS like for them

JA: I'm perfectly happy with purple, no way I'd want to bring myself down with some gross peasant colour. Though I guess indigo would suit me.

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ok since i can't post any non-mspaint made art ill just do text posts for a little while

voice headcanons why not

if trixie didn't use that really gloating tone all the time she'd sound p much like how krytan does (there's a ref here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nRMC1cCo7w&feature=g-vrec ) but like krytan's still kind of bratty sounding so i guess it's ok

johadi sounds like this guy [just not as nasally when he says the first 'okay'] http://soundcloud.com/brianfancypants/its-okay-to-not-like-things