#Joel Choo

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@whumpgifathon Day 9: Explosion

C.L.I.F S05E17, Aden

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This Joel with that Tommy

[elliesmainhoe]

Ellie Williams Headcanons : RichOlderWoman!Ellie

I got this as an ask but Tumblr ate it 😱 so here you go anon.

Okay Okay. So, first things first, from day one Ellie was always adamant when saying that you were NEVER her sugar baby.

you were just her controversially young girlfriend who she liked to spoil and have perched on her lap during boring business meetings.

speaking of SPOLING-

she regularly takes you on trips to expensive high end malls which exclusively house designer brands and WILL buy you anything you look at as long as you hold her hand while you both walk around.

but CEO Ellie Williams is a busy woman, and doesn't always have a long enough interval between meetings to keep you company.

in those cases she simply kisses you cheek and forehead before handing you a small black card and saying "give me a show of everything you buy when I get home, hm?"

arthritis may be fast approaching but those hips do not slow

(jk she's only in her late thirties, and you know for a fact the extent of working out she does keeps her joints in check)

in fact she gives the best strap game. the experience and the variety of expensive toys and the regular gym routine = 🤩

always her arm candy

every once in a while after lovingly gazing at you for a little too long, looking at your soft supple thighs, pink lipstick coated lips and shiny hair cascading beautifully from your head. she feels insecure?

it's an odd feeling.

an unfamiliar feeling.

but Ellie is mature, it's one thing you admire about herand she knows that a problem won't be resolved unless she talks to you.

so she does, and as soon as the voices of concern fall from her lips, you soon put those thoughts to rest <333

she does the same to you!!

it was a normal day, you woke up to a cup of coffee on your bed side, a small pastry from your favorite bakery, a credit card and a note which read:

"Good Morning my love, I completely forgot about the early morning meeting I had today. I got you some pastries as an apology, I'm sorry we can't go shopping today like we planned, but here's my card and the driver can take you to the mall.

Love you pretty girl, Ellie x"

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it was a while later when Joel, your driver, pulled up outside the office building, you thanked him swiftly and walked quickly towards the automatic doors of 'Williams Enterprises Headquarters', expensive jimmy choo heels clicking against the concrete entrance. The security guard, Bob, nodded his head in greeting and you returned the gesture with a smile.

The receptionist was... different. the usual blonde haired girl was replaced by a middle aged woman with greying hair, deep set wrinkles imbedded in pale skin. "Hi what can I do for you today?" a high squeaky voice came from her mouth. a tone of voice you knew from years of retail work and customer service, you winced instinctively.

"Hi, I'm here to see Miss Williams." you reply, fingers tightening on the strap of the mulberry purse Ellie had gifted you for your 2nd anniversary a few months passed.

"hmmm. I don't see you on the schedule, do you have an appointment?" she smiled, the fakeness clear and tone of voice irritated.

"oh, uhm no. I'm her girlfriend" silence. the fake smile plastered on the woman's face falling, as she looked over behind her to a colleague who nodded in confirmation of the story you had given her.

"sorry if this is intrusive kid, but aren't you a little young." she spoke, and chewed a piece of him you hadn't noticed before rather obnoxiously. "I mean I can tell you're..." her eyes scanned your frame "reaping the benefits."

"I mean, god I can't blame you" she continued " if I had the looks and youth I once did I would happily suck off anyone for chanel. Now tell me doll, how much surgery has Mrs. Williams paid for you to have done, surely those tits aren't real?"

you quickly brushed past her, ignoring the intrusive questions and stepped into the elevator, pressing the floor Ellie's office resided on.

the site of you immediately brought a smile onto your girlfriend's previously pinched and visibly frustrated face. "Hi pretty girl,", she pushed out her chair from behind her desk, patting her thigh for you to sit on. "Hi Els." the frown you couldn't quite erase from your features furrowed your brows in a way Ellie couldn't ignore.

"What happened baby? you upset with me for leaving earlier?" she asked softly, adjusting you on her lap and kissing your temple. "nah it's not that- I just-" your hands instinctively began playing with Ellie's fingers, twisting the ring on her index finger slowly. "the new lady, in reception. she said something-" you sighed. "and I just can't shake it."

"do you think that, I'm a burden? that the fact I'm so young means I'm leeching off you? I don't want to do that Ells. I like dresses and bags and makeup and you give that to me because you can, but I just- if you ever don't want to buy me stuff, please tell me Ells, I don't want to take and take and take when you don't want me to."

a soft chuckle shook Ellie's chest "pretty girl, look at me. The reason I work is to spoil you, the reason I go to these bullshit meetings with these stuckup assholes is to give you and me a life where money is no object. I love you sweet girl" she kissed your plush lips, the tension seemingly draining out of your body at the touch.

"now, which receptionist said that?"

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A/N: cute little hc and drabble to get me back into the swing of things.

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#6 Joel Dealing with Preggo Wife: NOT Hungry

can be read with others in series or standalone

Warnings: fluff, brief puking, Joel being an overreactive sensitive bitch

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Ever since your fourth date with Joel, where you spent the evening at his apartment, and he made you his homemade empanadas while you two discussed your favorite books and movies, you were hooked. Not just to the man who would eventually be your husband and baby daddy, but to his immaculate cooking as well.

So now, years later with a ring on your finger and both of your and Joel’s belly a little fuller—okay, yours a LOT fuller—you find yourself gawking at him, propped up on the kitchen island in a high chair you took 4 minutes to climb atop, feet swaying in the air, elbows resting on the granite countertop, palms holding your chin with beady heart eyes as Joel finishes plating his hot homemade dish for you.

“Blow on it, babe. It’s hot,” he warns, not too keen on having you burn your tongue again due to your impatience. He holds a fork out as you drag the plate in front of you.

“Yes you are, handsome.”

He shakes his head, not caring that he’s blushing hard. It’s not difficult for him to admit that having you gush over his cooking for years makes him extremely proud, excited, and even more in love with you.

You can’t tell if the gurgling, rumbling summersaults in your middle is the baby kicking or your stomach growling, neither of which bother you in the slightest as you splinter the hot shell, pausing to waft the steam of shredded chicken, glazed onions and corn, a hint of his secret secret secret ingredient (its a touch of sugar—but you don’t want him to know you know), and then—

You stop, fork held in front of your mouth like the Choo Choo train hit the breaks before it could dock with the station. And suddenly something doesn’t feel very pleasant, and your senses are off, strangely, for something that should be glorious and pleasurable consuming you is now —extremely unpleasant, almost—

You drop the fork with a clatter to the plate and b-line straight to the bathroom, barely bending to your knees to the tiled floor as you hurl your stomach into the basin. 

It only lasts for a few seconds, your stomach being relatively empty with no dinner having made its way down there. You wash your hands, and mouth, and then sadly waddle back into the kitchen.

“Um, Joel, I don’t think the baby likes them,” you say meekly, rubbing your hand over your belly who punches your ribcage with dignified agreement.

Joel looks at you, face plain, lips in a thin line with an unreadable expression. He calmly places the pan back on the stove, wiping his hand with the washcloth. The kitchen feels scarily quiet. Joel then puts both hands flat on the counter, holding himself up, gritting his teeth back and forth. He brings his eyes to you, with such a chilling seriousness that it sends you into shivers. 

“And might I ask who’s baby you got growing’ in there then?”

EXCUSE ME?

“Joel what—what the fuck—“

“Cuz no baby o’MINE would EVER dislike my empenadas. So I’ll ask you again, who’s baby do y’got growing inside you?”

“Are you fucking serious. Because the baby doesn’t like your greasy food, I’m suddenly a cheater?”

“I’m just sayin—“

“Fuck off Joel,” you seethe, not sure if you should be trembling in rage or laughter. “The baby. Doesn’t. Like. It. Grow up. The doctor said this could happen.”

Yeah, he was there, he knows, but Jesus, it was more plausible to believe his baby wouldn’t like collard greens or strawberry ice cream, not … his fabulous abuelas homemade receipt of empanadas that his wife has adored ever since she first tried it!

Joel pulls his hands off the counter, wringing them in shame with pouty lips. “M’sorry. That was—that was wrong o’me to way that. I don’t—I know you wouldn’t…”

He struggles to suppress the little sniffle under all that macho, and suddenly you’re paddling over to him, soothingly gliding your hand over the expanse of his muscled back, kissing his massive shoulder. 

“Awww, are you upset your baby doesn’t like them?”

“M’not upset,” he pouts unconvincingly. “Just—what if after you pop the kid, you still don’t like ‘em either? Then who am I gonna cook ‘em for?”

“Tommy?”

“Fuck that man-child. He can make his own shit.”

You giggle into his arm, nuzzling your face into his denim shirt. You inhale the smell of him, the mix of pine, wood and mint, a little bit of sweat, enough that its blocking the nauseating scent of the grease in the air and suddenly you feel a wave of calm wash over you, relaxed in his gentle embrace. 

You smile, carding your fingers through his and bringing his flat hand to the base of your tummy. 

“I promise: this baby is definitely yours. So calm now because Daddy’s scent is here to comfort her.”

Joel’s lips curl into a smile, welcoming the touch of warmth cradled by your rounded belly. “Still think it’s a girl?”

You cup his face, bringing him to you as you plant a loving kiss on the scruffy patch on his peppered cheek.

“I know it.”

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You Fell First But He Fell Harder (Joel Miller X Reader)

Pairing: no-outbreak!joel miller x f!reader

Warnings: fluff, sweet joel, domestic joel, rom-com

Summary (Series): reader as Joel’s neighbor. Joel’s wife left him so Joel asked his neighbor for help in babysitting Sarah. 

Summary: Grocery shopping with Joel and Sarah went wrong as you came across his ex-wife.

Words count: 1k

A/N: I’m trying to make this as a rom-com, hope you like my new series! This is part 4 of Where It All Starts. But it can also be read as a standalone. I'm beyond happy that many of you liked it so I hope you enjoy the next parts. Stay tuned and love you!

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You and Joel’s playing house was getting real. From three dinners a week to five dinners a week to seven dinners a week. Every night you spent with Joel and Sarah. You even ran errands for him and Sarah like buying diapers, baby stuff and groceries. But today, he offered to go grocery shopping with you. 

“Got the list?” Joel asked as he put Sarah to sit on the shopping cart.

“Let’s get the baby stuff first. We need baby food, diapers..” You read the list written on the piece of paper in your hand.

“Okay.” Joel pushed the shopping cart beside you.

“This one?” Joel grabbed a baby diaper from the cabinet.

“Yep, that one.” You nodded and Joel put it in the shopping cart. 

*Sarah babbled*

“You’re bored, huh?” You caressed her head.

“Apples or bananas?” You showed two different baby food to Sarah. 

“Bananas.” Joel answered while he was looking at some stuff at the cabinet.

“I’m not asking you. I’m asking Sarah.” You scoffed.

“Oh..She gets to choose her food?” Joel looked at you and raised his eyebrows.

“Freedom of speech.” You smirked.

“You’re funny.” Joel scoffed and shook his head.

Sarah babbled and her hand moved to the banana flavored baby food. 

“Bananas it is.” You put the baby food inside the shopping cart.

“I think she has your taste.” You bumped Joel’s arm.

“That’s my girl.” Joel kissed his baby daughter’s head.

“Okay, let’s get some veggies! Choo Choo!” You pushed the shopping cart a bit fast and Sarah giggled.

Joel followed you from behind and laughed at your actions. For a moment, he wished you were the one whom he married and had a baby with. He was blessed to have you and see you making his baby happy. He smiled and imagined it. Until he saw Sarah’s mom, he put a frown on his face and sighed. You looked at him as he stopped.

“What is it?” You put your hand on his shoulder.

“It’s her.” 

You looked in front of you and saw someone approaching the three of you. It was a woman and a man. The woman looked familiar.

“Hi, Joel.” The woman waved her hand awkwardly.

“Hi.” Joel answered coldly.

“Hi, babygirl.” She walked to get closer to Sarah.

Joel dragged back the shopping cart protectively so she couldn’t go closer. 

“Joel, I’m sorry.” She apologized.

“I see you’re happy now.” He looked at the man beside her.

She sighed. You just stayed quiet. This wasn’t your business to meddle in.

“I guess you’re happy too.” She looked at you. 

“Did you get the papers I sent you?” The woman asked Joel. 

Joel scoffed. You saw him clenched his fist holding the shopping cart. So you put your hand on top of his and stroked his hand with your thumb while your other hand rested on his shoulder. 

“Let’s go, honey.” You stroked his shoulder.

“I guess I’ll see you in court.” Joel said goodbye to Sarah’s mom.

“See you in court, Joel.” They parted ways.

Then, the three of you went home. Joel was quiet the whole way home and you didn’t ask him a thing. You understood they were talking about divorce papers. And you knew it made him angry. 

“Thank you for today.” He thanked you while parking his car in the driveway.

“Anytime. We had a pact, remember?” You smiled.

“I guess it works? We’re even now.” He forced a smile and frowned again.

Joel moved the groceries from the car to his house and you carried Sarah inside. Before you walked out the door to go home, you remembered Sarah hadn’t pooped yet. It had been 45 minutes since her last feed and you remembered this baby massage thing you read.

“I forgot something.” You stopped half way.

“What?” Joel closed the door.

“Sarah hasn’t pooped.” You walked back to her room.

“That’s a problem?” Joel asked.

“Yeah. I learned about this baby massage to help them fart. Can I try?” You asked Joel for permission.

“Of course. You’re the master.” He let you.

You laid Sarah on the bed and let her get a comfortable position. Before you started, you took a deep breath in and out. You started with a slow and gentle massage of her tummy, you could feel it was full of gas. You massaged her little tummy again up and down with a gentle press.

*baby farted*

“Oh! Good girl!” You praised her as you giggled.

Joel's eyes widened. He was amazed at you. He wondered how you knew about this trick. You were not even her mom but you did a lot of research. Joel adored you. 

After a few rubs on the tummy, you pumped her legs back and forth and she let out a cute fart again and again. The last one was loud but really cute. 

*baby farted*

“That was a good one, baby.” You laughed.

Joel tried not to laugh but he couldn’t hold it. He finally burst into laughter as he heard his baby farted a big one. He laughed so hard holding his stomach. His jaw probably hurt from laughing too hard.

“You laughed.” You were relieved looking at Joel finally getting his happy face back.

“I’m proud of you, sweet girl. You just made your daddy laugh.” You snuggled your face to her tummy and shook your head.

“I’ve been thinking of ways to get your smile back. Mission accomplished.” You crossed your arms to your chest and put on a proud face.

"You-" Joel wanted to say something but he stopped.

“Thank you.” Joel smiled and looked at you. 

His heart beat faster and he felt butterflies when he heard you said that. You didn’t only care about his daughter but you also cared about him. He suddenly saw sparkles around you and he blinked again to make sure he wasn’t dreaming. You were always beautiful in his eyes. But tonight, you were even more beautiful. He realized he just fell in love with the woman in front of him. His neighbor. You. Yes, Joel Miller was falling in love with you.

To be continued...

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[adhdprincess]

Canon was wrong.

I just posted chapter 2 of my 'Tess Lives' fic and now live in pure, shameless denial that Tess ever died.

There's No Road That Will Lead Us Back

Summary: Ellie, Joel, and Tess learn to live on the road together without wringing each other's necks in the process. Ellie is feral, Joel is savage, and Tess is trying to get everyone to Wyoming in one piece.

Set during the 3-month timeskip before winter. There are wonderful character arcs and nice campfire scenes, but it gets dramatic as hell—buckle up.

One-way ticket to Ao3. Choo choo! 🚅💨

[steeb-stn]

Joel making toys for baby Miller, wooden blocks and a choo choo train and noahs ark with all the animals and a barn and a whole doll house when they get older

[nepofm]

SPOTTED   at   met   steps   wearing   last   season’s   jimmy   choos  ?   i’d   leave   the   steps   in   the   next   24   hours   before   nepoupdates   catches   them   !   if   it   were   me   ,   i’d   definitely   go   back   and  review   the   checklist   of   golden   rules.

rhiannon  kim   tati  gabrielle  ,  muse  2q  ,  jack  valmount’s  long  term  partner  wc

tati   gabrielle.    demiwoman.     she/they.      › spotted   at   the   met   steps   ,   rhiannon   kim   ,   most   likely   listening   to   vienna   by  billy   joel  with   their   airpods   pro   .   the   twenty   six   gained   quite   a   reputation   ,   known   to   be   -cosmopolitan   yet   +whimsical   to   anyone   who   knows   them   .   you’ll   easily   spot   them   when   you   hear   about   scratched   up   converse   with   sharpie   drawings   and   beads   tied   around   shoe   laces,   vinyls   played   on   an   old   record   players   that   look   it’s   about   to   fall   apart,   and   vintages   band   posters   laid   out   around   a   room   with   a   scribbled   out   notebook   of   potential   song   remains   untouched   for   the   sixth   time   this   week   ,   followed   by   black   orchid   by   tom   ford   .   latest   nepoupdates   article   talks   about   leaving   the   band?!   musician   rhiannon   kim   is   shown   leaving   rival   record   label?   unknown   source   states   they   were   selling   the   band’s   secrets!    ,   but   i   guess   any   reputation   is   good   reputation   .   (     bee   ,   27  ,   they/any  ,   cst  .   ) 

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Give A Little Bit - Supertramp

Gloria - Umberto Tozzi

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Hanging On The Telephone - Blondie

Happy Together - The Turtles

Happy X-Mas - John Lennon, Plastic Ono Band

Have You Ever Seen The Rain - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Heart Of Glass - Blondie

Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel - Tavares

Help! - The Beatles

Highway To Hell - AC/DC

Hiroshima - Wishful Thinking

Hitchin' A Ride - Vanity Fare

Hold The Line - Toto

Horoscope - Harpo

Hot Child In The City - Nick Gilder

Hot Stuff - Donna Summer

How Long - Ace

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I Am… I Said - Neil Diamond

I Can't Stand The Rain - Eruption

I Don't Like Mondays - The Boomtown Rats

I Feel Love - Donna Summer

I Love The Nightlife (Disco 'Round) - Alicia Bridges

I Only Want To Be With You - The Tourists

I Want Your Love - CHIC

I Was Made For Dancing - Leif Garrett

I Was Made For Lovin' You - KISS

I Was Only Joking - Rod Stewart

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

I'd Love You To Want Me - Lobo

I'll Be Your Woman - Pussycat

I'll Meet You At Midnight - Smokie

I'm In The Mood For Dancing - The Nolans

If I Can't Have You - Yvonne Elliman

If You Can't Give Me Love - Suzi Quatro

If You Leave Me Now - Chicago

In Zaire - Johnny Wakelin

It's A Heartache - Bonnie Tyler

It's So Easy - Linda Ronstadt

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Je t'aime… Moi Non Plus - Serge Gainsbourg, Jane Birkin

Jeans On - David Dundas

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Keep It Comin' Love - KC & The Sunshine Band

Kiss And Say Goodbye - The Manhattans

Kiss You All Over - Exile

Knock On Wood - Amii Stewart

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Lady In Black - Uriah Heep

Last Train To London - Electric Light Orchestra

Le Freak - CHIC!

Let The Love Flow - The Bellamy Brothers

Let's All Chant - Michael Zager Band

Let’s Stick Together - Bryan Ferry

Listen To The Music - The Doobie Brothers

Living Next Door To Alice - Smokie

Lola - The Kinks

Lonesome Loser - Little River Band

Lost In France - Bonnie Tyler

Love Grows - Edison Lighthouse

Love Is In The Air - John Paul Young

Love Is Like Oxygen - Sweet

Love Machine - Supermax

Love Me - Yvonne Elliman

Lucille - Kenny Rogers

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Magic - Pilot

Magic Fly - Space

Mamma Mia - ABBA

Mandy - Barry Manilow

Many Too Many - Genesis

Me And You And A Dog Named Boo - Lobo

Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade (Xmas)

Message In A Bottle - The Police

Mexican Girl - Smokie

Midnight Blue - Cliff Richard

Miss You - The Rolling Stones

Money - The Flying Lizards

Mr. Blue Sky - Electric Light Orcestra

Mull Of Kintyre - Wings

My Coo Ca Choo - Alvin Stardust

My Life - Billy Joel

My Sharona - The Knack

My Simple Heart - The Three Degrees

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💕Confessions of the Immortal💕

“I’m not going anywhere until you tell me what the hell is going on,” growled Joel stubbornly as his dark eyes bore down upon her. “I suggest starting with how it’s possible for your husband and I to share identical…everything.”

Eternity sighed heavily, before she explained as quickly as she could, “There are things in this world — things that most humans go through life never knowing — that are supernatural in nature. There is a whole society hidden in shadows where the supernatural roam, in fact. You, sir, are a part of that supernatural world, because you are a doppelgänger of one Elijah Mikaelson. You are his shadow self and you exist because Elijah is a vampire. You see, his mortal life never reached a natural conclusion, hence the existence of a doppelgänger — and you’re probably not the first. This is why you and Elijah are identical in almost every way.”

Joel blinked rapidly at her, doing his best to keep up with what Eternity was saying. However, he was having trouble wrapping his head around existence of the supernatural — vampires, and doppelgängers. He felt as if he had woken up in the Twilight Zone, some alternate reality on some other plane of existence.

It was all so ridiculously fictional sounding that he immediately wanted to deny everything, to scoff at it all and call bullshit on it. Yet, he couldn’t do so, because he knew all along that he was a part of something supernatural, just by having Eternity in his life and seeing her wonders all the damn time for the past seven years.

The only difference now was that he could no longer ignore her strange abilities.

Chapter Six Preview of ‘Mirror Image’

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[morethanaprincess-a]

"Sonia, for all of your boldness, I think you could get away with wearing something a little more daring than this. While I'm certainly not suggesting you wear something from a gravure shoot, wouldn't you want to try out some of the shorter skirts and other outfits? You'd look amazing in them!" Eira smiles, already checking the racks of the dressing room for colors and styles that would fit the princess.

"The windows into the studio are frosted, so even if someone did know you were here, there's little they could do about it. Bacchus and the rest of the security do a fantastic job keeping fans away whenever they do come by. This is one of the few places I feel safe and can just... kick back and be whatever I feel like being. Part of being an idol is experimenting with who you want to be, and how you want to be seen. Whatever happens here won't get out of our hands. I can assure you. So! This is your chance to have some fun, and also wear outfits you probably couldn't wear otherwise."

Beside Eira, for once, it was Sonia who was hesitant. Sonia, who found exploring convenience stores at three AM to be an adventure. Sonia, who eagerly befriended ghosts. Her hands sifted through the various racks and hangers while the princess herself shivered in the terrycloth robe she wore. The attire she'd worn to a business meeting, a luncheon, and a ribbon cutting hung on a separate hanger away from the idol's attire: a tweed skirt-suit with a hemline that grazed her knees, a silk bow blouse, and suede Jimmy Choo heels. All in all, nothing out of the ordinary. She held up a pale yellow frilly...something. Were those shorts or a skirt? Before shaking her head and placing them back on the rack.

"It's different for you, Eira-chan. This is the personality you must adopt for your career," Sonia explained. She wasn't frustrated, but she wasn't cheerful either: she simply...was. She'd accepted that some things, like her birth and future, were not able to be altered. "Idols are supposed to be lively, young, and with plenty of outfits inspired by schoolgirls or maids most of the time. At least, that's what I remember my idol friend in high school wearing often. But when I turned eighteen, my life became different: I could step outside and be ambushed by cameras, all looking for the photograph that will embarrass me and make them rich. For goodness sake, I have metal weights sewn into most of my skirts and dresses just in case of wind!"

All it took was one unfortunate panty shot on an airport tarmac and then every female member of the Royal Family's dresses were altered over the course of a week, with new ones coming with the tiny metal weights already stitched into the hems. Sonia held up one of the maid outfits she'd suggested, this one with a very ruffly white apron over tiers of pink, frothy ruffles in the dress' skirt. That one was also put away.

"I feel as if we have to portray a similar personality, though, but in different ways," She continued, coming to the end of one rack of frills while another awaited her. "We must both appear to be kind, friendly, approachable, and without romantic interests to speak of. And despite all I've got of the latter being arrangements my family and the Royal Council have set up for me, dinners at Joel Robuchon or private hotel dining rooms never call for such a short hemline. I turned eighteen and that day, I supposedly became a woman, not a girl. And women, at least in my family, are supposed to exude timeless elegance. Not cuteness."

It was only when she finished did the princess realize how dour she sounded. She quickly glanced at her friend, shaking her head with a smile. "Not that my situation is so dire! I have plenty more freedoms than other royals, the Japanese princesses in particular. They aren't even allowed to wear the shorter skirts with their school uniforms, nor are they allowed to inherit the Chrysanthemum Throne: it must go to the first eligible male heir of the bloodline."

That, in Sonia's opinion, was far worse. But Eira had nixed the lolita outfit Sonia had originally held up for approval: Burgundy and black with lace, ribbons, and would make her look like a proper vampire with her fair complexion and a bit of red eyeshadow and lipstick. The problem, it seemed, was the hem that ended just above the knees and that was not cute enough nor suitable for an idol. At least Eira could, one day, stop being an idol and likely dress and live as she wished. For Sonia, she would be a professional royal until the day she died. At least, as she thumbed through racks, she could temporarily forget about it.

Especially as she stumbled upon the most risque attire yet. With a gasp and widened eyes, Sonia held up the hanger towards Eira: a black patent vinyl crop top and matching very short skirt, black vinyl thigh high stockings and gloves, and a harness and headdress in the shape of bat wings with coordinating ruffled frills and ribbons. "Goodness, this is tighter and less fabric than my usual wet suit!" Sonia exclaimed, cheeks pink as she had to consider the obvious. "Did you wear this for a spooky Halloween concert? However did you manage not to show your undergarments?"

[anninhiliation]

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Have Christopher fuck you with his big toe

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[omgyouatetheprincess]

Janus’ Playlist

AHH JANUS' PLAYLIST LETS GOO

Not that anyone asked for my opinions

Okay so I'd like to start by saying that Thomas, Joan and Talyn did an amazing job on this playlist because every song fits Janus so perfectly.

Here are some of my thoughts on the songs and some interpretations I came up with or found on the internet.

Trigger Warnings - abortion. Mocking of religion.

Black Hole Sun - okay at first I was like 'wow this is really smooth and nice and the vocals are so sweet.' Then I heard the lyrics. "In disguises no one knows,

Hides the face, lies the snake". It's such a Deceit song and I imagine him dancing to it (with or without a partner).

Black Hole Sun by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox, Haley Reinhart

It Seemed That Better Way - holy heck, can I point out that this song is such a bop? Leonard Cohen has such a soothing voice and it reminds me of Patrick Page (aha Hadestown) and if Janus wasn't played by Thomas, I could imagine this as his voice. The song is about not knowing what the truth is and what to believe, and has religious meanings which could be countering Patton and his Catholic beliefs.

It Seemed The Better Way by Leonard Cohen

Anywhere - I feel like Patton would hate this because the first line is "It's a beautiful world if you've been lied to by parents and priests". Anywhere describes how the world isn't a beautiful as it may seem, and that people lie to make you see it.

Anywhere by The Scarring Party

Talking At The Same Time - it is immediately dark and that everything seems fake and a... Lie. A lot of Deceit's songs are about the truth or that everything is a lie and I have to give massive kudos to Thomas, Joan and Talyn because they did an excellent job portraying Janus through his music taste. The song describes how everyone talks at the same time, and what I interpret that as is that everyone says the same thing over and over. It's hard to explain so I'll let you make your own interpretations of it.

Talking At The Same Time by Tom Waits

all the good girls go to hell - I'm not going to lie (ha) but I don't like Billie Eyelash, but I'll see past the artist. My first thought when I saw the song without hearing it is that it's a good choice and Janus probably loves Billie Eilish. Spotify has meanings of songs so I'm going to go off there: "This song is in the perspective of the Devil / no matter how good you are, desperate measures will eventually break you / turn you into bad." I feel like Deceit would sing this around the house. This song is twisting Christian symbolism and the lyrics can be interpreted as Eilish praising people who go to hell as it's better than being morally good. (Also, just switch Peter with Patton)

all the bad girls go to hell by Billie Eilish

Denial - KDJIEKAKSNDENIAL? In Putting Others First, Janus is referred to as Denial and now this song? Everyone start clapping for Thomas and his team. Anyway, the song discusses themes of conflict within a relationship, and the denial and insecurity of being in a relationship near it’s end (source: Genius). Also, Roceit vibes?

Denial by The Vaccines

Trust In Me - first of all, heck yeah! I predicted this song to be on his playlist because it's a slimy snake song from Disney? Hello this is Thomas? I think it's a great song and Johansson's voice is angelic. Kaa is manipulating and hypnotizing Mowgli, and if Deceit could do the same you can bet your bottom dollar he would sing this. We love our not-evil snake boi.

Trust In Me by Scarlett Johansson

Razzle Dazzle - Janus singing this with Roman? Yes please? Okay so I get that this is a villian song, and I love that, but imagine Deceit in a shiny sequenced dress? I also haven't seen Chicago yet so I'm going off what I've heard - this song describes how it is too easy to put on a show and make the audience happy. Basically, acting is just professional lying. The line "Though you are stiffer than a girder they'll let you get away with murder" is so clever (no spoilers but he had it coming)

Razzle Dazzle by Richard Gere

[SLIGHT HADESTOWN SPOILERS]

When The Chips Are Down - I hecking love Hadestown so you can bet I squealed when I saw this song. This song is sung by the fates, who are portrayed at untrustworthy. The title of this song is derived from the idiom “when the chips are down”, meaning “when a very serious and difficult situation arises”. Eurydice is in potentially one of the most serious and difficult situations she could be in: her life is at stake. After Hades invites Eurydice to come with him to Hadestown, the Fates appear and encourage her to consider his offer. They tell her that she should look after herself now that she is starving and the “chips are down”. (Source: Genius). In my own words, the fates are convincing (or manipulating if you will) a poor helpless girl to put herself first and save herself. It also mentions how if you be good to get into heaven,you get a knife in the back.

Go listen to Hadestown, it's an incredible soundtrack.

When The Chips Are Down by Anaïs Mitchell, The Haden Triplets

[TW! Abortion]

Mandy Goes to Med School - okay so this song is about abortion, so we'll have to go off context. Mandy (or Amanda Palmer) has to pay for Medical School by giving abortions in an alleyway with a coat hanger, so I interpret this as having to do shady stuff to get what you want. I think him and Remus would enjoy this song together. I'd also like to note that Logan had a song by Amanda Palmer in his playlist... That isn't relevant but I wanted to note that.

Mandy Goes to Med School by The Dresden Dolls

I Put A Spell On You - 50SOG vibes? I really like this song, it has a nice rhythm and the lyrics are so creepy. This gives me vibes of Deceit cornering/pining another side/love interest because if our baby boy wants to be happy, he should. This is similar to Trust In Me because it talks about enchanting someone to get what you want. "I don't care if you don't want me, I'm yours right now." Chills. Janus singing this song would complete my life.

Also the singer calls the love interest daddy but we ain't shaming

I Put A Spell On You by Nina Simone

Evil Night Together - well the title has evil in it so... Perfect for our Evil Snake Boi. This song gives me huge Demus/Receit vibes because it's basically like "let's go on a date in the creepiest place."

What if we drank a drink in the torture chambers... Haha jk ...unless 🥺

Evil Night Together by Jill Tracy

Don't Tell Mama - another musical song? Roman would be impressed. This song is about an English singer, who's mother thinks she's in a convent (a nun), when really she's in a German s3x club. You can really tell why it would be so bad if her secret got out.

Don't Tell Mama by John Kander, Joel Grey, Jill Hawarth, Cabaret Ensemble, Harold Hastings

You're A Cad - definition of a cad: a man who behaves dishonourably, especially towards a woman... This song has a nice beat and gives me TikTok vibes, but it also gives me Moceit vibes (I say vibes too much) because the singer is saying "you're a villain, a cad, a rascal... But I'm like a fish on a hook for you and I still want you." Also, she has a sweet tooth?

You're A Cad by the bird and the bee

As Far As I Can See - all aboard the angst train, CHOO-CHOO "As far as I can see, nobody loves me. As far as I can tell, nobody loves you either" this song gives me such Roceit vibes because the meaning is pretty simple: if nobody loves Janus, then he'll take everyone down with him. I knew there would be that one song that tries to make me cry for our poor baby.

As Far As I Can See by Phantogram

Criminal - first of all, the cover is beautiful. Apple describes the song as “a description of feeling bad for getting something so easily by using your sexuality.” She also told in an interview: "One of my friends said to me, “Oh yeah, of course you aren’t writing.” So I was like, “The next time you see me, I’m gonna have a new song.” I wrote “Criminal” in 45 minutes when everyone else went to lunch because I had to have a hit. I can force myself to do the work, but only if someone is right up behind me." Which is the level of pettiness I see in Deceit and I am here for it. The context of the song is seduction and manipulation, so Janus using his sexuality to manipulate the other Sides is a cursed thought.

Criminal by Fiona Apple

Change - if any of them listened to Lana Del Rey, I sort of expected it to be Virgil. Change shows how Del Rey has matured, and I feel like it also portrays Janus' ability to adapt. "Change is a powerful thing... I'll be able to be honest..." Does this mean he's trying to change? Will we get more character development? LIGHT SIDE JANUS?

Change by Lana Del Rey

Devil In The Details - this song is about trusting the wrong person and taking advantage of something. "I am the first one I deceive if I can make myself believe the rest is easy.". More angst, yay.

Devil In The Details by Bright Eyes

Come Little Children - if you had a My Little Pony phase, you probably know this song. Come Little Children, also known as "Sarah's Theme" and "Garden of Magic," is a song sung by Sarah Sanderson in the film, Hocus Pocus to hypnotize children to lure them. Manipulation: a common theme.

Come Little Children by Erutan

Into The Unknown - I was really shocked to see this song until I realized, no, it wasn't the same iconic theme from Frozen 2. This short song is from Over The Garden Wall, a show Thomas watches but I have not. "If dreams can't come true, then why not pretend?" The show plays heavily on the battle between dreams and reality (source: Genius). The way I see this, Janus is convincing the Light Sides to do something, or specifically Roman to make his dreams come true through selfish means.

Into The Unknown by The Blasting Company

This playlist is one of the best because every song had me saying “Janus would so sing this". If you have any thoughts, feel free to comment!

As always, take it easy guys gals and non-binary pals peace out

[adhdprincess]

“Alright, little fella. What’s wrong?” Joel bent over the blanket and cupped his hands under Gabe’s arms, picking him up.

"He hates me. That’s what’s wrong,” Ellie said as Gabe’s cries died down.

“He doesn’t hate you. He needs to get to know you better is all,” Joel said.

Ellie wasn’t so sure about that. Gabe blinked wet eyelashes at her, his tiny fist gripping the fabric of Joel’s T-shirt, still whimpering like he was afraid of her.

Summary: Ellie is slow to warm up to Tommy and Maria's wittle baby. A short, heart-warming story with a lot of jokes sprinkled in.

One-way ticket to Ao3. Choo choo! 🚅💨

[tcup-chipped]

This was one of the most painful moments in vinesauce history. He didn't ruin Joel's run, but seeing that red shell go for Joel instead was a sign of an ultimate doom!

Vinny ruins Joel’s 1st place