#Joan garrideb

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Guys guess what my favorite court case was

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[cherrithechu]

Probably my favorite interaction in The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles.

Especially Lord Van Zieks. That line is gold.

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DIVORCE!!!!!!

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More juror meme from me

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Do you also like the jurors from TGAA? Do you have any headcanons for them?

Ok so I spent like the whole day throwing these together, but here's a general overview and I'll go into more specifics after them

(the relationship chart is a mess and will probably change but it's a general idea)

This will contain spoilers for both tgaa games, spirit of justice and and plvsaa !

In regards to the names I believe I took Hugo Furst, Rhys (pronounced 'reece') Sarch and Fawltry Winks from that one reddit post about possible juror names.

Name puns !

Fawltry Winks = Forty winks (a slang term for a nap)

Rhys Sarch = Research

Chiroptera de Famme = Chiroptera is the order bats belong to and de Famme is the surname of Bonnie and Betty from Spirit of Justice

Newton Report = News report

Cassius Merryweather = Cassius sounds like cash in reference to him being a banker and Merryweather is the name of the bank owner from the redheaded league

Liston Well = listen well

Maisie Cobb = Maisie as in maize and cobb as in corn cob

Purl Annit = Purl and Knit (the usual phrase is knit and purl)

William Derbyshire = A character from the silver blaze

Connie Munication = communication

Todd Sweeney = Reverse of Sweeny Todd since he's a barber

Jackie Altrades = Jack of all trades, in reference to her doing a lot of different jobs as a maid

Miri Ohr = Mirror

Hugo Furst = You go first

Cedric Ment = Cement

Edward Harebrayne = Albert's siblings are all named in alphabetical order

Some notes on Maisie! She's described as a young girl but even in the Victorian era you had to be at least 18 years old to do jury duty, so she's 18, I would make her younger but come on we've got to have at least a little bit of historical accuracy here :)

The additional sibling connections with Miri and Edward are mostly based on vibes. I already had a headcanon that Albert was the oldest of a lot of siblings and Stereoscope Juror both looks similar and acts a bit similar to Albert so he fitted rather nicely. Miri looks kinda similar to Jezaille so they're sisters now. The reason they don't share surnames is due to a backstory that's way more focused on Jezaille but all that's really relevant is that Miri was very young when she was adopted by a friend of her mother and doesn't remeber Jezaille very well.

Some descendant headcanons! These are mostly focused on plvsaa as those characters make a bit more sense being related in my eyes.

Connie is Primstone's ancestor

Chiroptera is Bonnie and Betty de Famme's ancestor

Lettie Mailer is related to one of the Harebraynes (I haven't yet decided who)

Foxy is related to both Miri and Hugo, she's their however many great granddaughter

I have more but I should probably save those for individual profiles, so this is what you get for now !

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ROUND ONE

[cherry15329]

Which one of these culprits/killers from “The Great Ace Attorney: Adventures” is your favorite?

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[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

I'll admit that my anger management is not the best.

However, don't you dare tell me how I should or shouldn't treat my husband. Who do you think cooks, cleans and cares for him? Certainly not you.

Being a wife is a responsibility that requires effort to be a good wife. If you believe being a good wife means being nice, then don't be surprised if you find yourself with too many breakups. Being a wife means there's no need to be nice. I get enough of that during social gatherings.

- Joan Garrideb

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[Image Description: The "assassination chain" meme from Person of Interest. Three people sit in succeeding pews in a church. The man in the frontmost pew is labeled "Soseki, just trying to live his life in a foreign country." The woman behind him is labeled "Shamspeare, trying to kill him with gas" and is holding a gun to the back of his head. A woman behind her labeled "Green, trying to poison him with strychnine" holds a gun to her head. The view changes to show someone in a higher level of the church aiming a gun at the last woman in the row. They are labeled "Mrs. Garrideb, throwing shit at her husband, including a knife". End description.]

@aa-described @aceattorney-described @dgsdescribed

I have no clue if anyone has ever made this meme before but I’ve been playing TGAA, just finished TGAA 2-2 and this popped into my brain.

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