#Jiving With Jev

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Erhm Enzo uh ACTUALLY erm your Wally x Reader story is really vindictive of erm reader goes to a strange website and wally is ogling them ahyuck nerd emoji 🤓🤓🤓 This is actually a VERY erhm harmful stereotypical plot calling you out on TWITTER.COM!!!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!11!!!!!!! I cannot tolerate this behavior anymore *snorts and adjusts glasses and suspenders* and you ALSO bully kids on roblox so erhm YEAH!!!!!1!11!1!1!!1!1!1!1!! 🤓🤓🤓 I also slept with your MOTHER!!!!!1!111!!11!

Enzo's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He created an awful ass Wally Darling x Reader Choose Your Owm Adventure story. That's right. He took his fuckin' quilly device out and he wrote a FUCKING stereotypical reader x Wally story , and he said his story was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Enzo, you got a small dick AND story!!1!111. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what MY *nonexistent* Wally x Reader story looks like. That's right, baby. Great story, no grammatical errors, no plotholes, look at that, it looks like a solid Wally Darling x Reader story. He created Follow The Yellow Brick Road, so guess what, I'm gonna create Dont Follow The Purple Carpet Drive-through!11!!. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER WALLY X READER STORY! Except I'm not gonna write it on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm writing it on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I WROTE ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the story D R O P L E T S hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I cancel you on twitter.com too.

(Enzo im sorry please find me funny PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEQSROPEASW- Also I FUCKING DIED WRITING "DONT FOLLOW THE PURPLE CARPET DRIVE-THROUGH" HELP. I MIGHT JUST MAKE THAT HAPPEN NOW.)

I'MMGOINNGOTO THROWUP UP WHAT DID YOUDODLOO)(#@i*&#^%rf#@gbh#@l#@opi#@uh0Op#*@&y Im keeping this with me forever, I just woke up and the absolute shock and katrillion of emotions I went through as I read this is INSANE ALSO PLEASEEE MAKE DON'T FOLLOW THE PURPLE CARPET DRIVE THROUGH REAL, I NEED TO SEE THIS SO BADLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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GIVE ME A FEW HOURS, I MUST CONTRIBUTE TO THIS!!! 

Hold on, wait-

Hear me out-

Wally Darling as a 1950's greaser? Maybe? 👀

Wally art by Clown (PartyCoffin) obviously-

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E......Enzo...o-...oh my....Bloody heavens.....He still maintains his whimsical charm through and through!!♡♡ Wahaha!!~

(I am most definitely not going utterly insane by this, nope not me!)

Oh! By the by, I am almost done with the fanart sketch! I just wanted to addd some Super Mario details and then we are finished! Wahahaaa!!~

He Ha Ha! Indeed he does, he remains full of whimsy and charisma no matter what universe you'd meet him in! @:} {Ahh, you're fibbing! You're fibbing! Into the jacket for you, sir!} EEP I'M SO EXCITED!! Super Mario details too... oh my god I'm going start crawling along your ceiling!

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Wahaha!~ And before you could even answer my question I hath already been concocting a dastardly suprise!!! Wahaha!~

(Throws this at you at rapid speeds!!!)

yes, I taped two peices of paper to make it. Yes, this was taken yesterday so I have made much more progress than this!!! (It looks kind of barren looking at it now with how much progress I've made!!! Wahaha!~) And yes, I am going to digitally color it (Oh dear, I can only imagine how long its going to take! It shall be worth it, Wahaha!~)

I will send the updated version at once when I am finished with the evil thing that is called work! (Oh the horrors, the horrors!)

But for now, I hope you can take this as an adequate response! Wahaha!~ (Even if I made more progress on it since yesterday....)

OH MY FELT OH MY FELT OH MY FELT OH MY FELT OH MY FELT OH MY FELT OH MY FELT OH MY FELT OH MY FELT

{I get hit directly into the chest by the art piece, making me fold over like an omelette would within a skillet) OH MY GOODNESS THIS IS SO GOOD!!! Imagine me raising this into the sky and spinning around with it in my grasp! IT'S SO SO WONDERFUL EEK!!! And I absolutely LOVE the props and details! The little Carebear, the Kit-Cat clock, the Furby, oh it's all too good!!! Ahh I couldn't help myself, but to start stimming when I saw this in my ask box! Such a delightful gift, and it's not even finished yet! I'm even more excited to see the finished product, I'm pacing around my room like a rat within an enclosed space!!! Ahh, Ahh!!! Thank you so much for this beautiful little gift, I'll treasure this and the finished product forever! Within my (thankfully, stitched back together) heart! And worry not, Work is a curse!! Ahh! Please do take your time with it! <3 I'll be seeing you very soon! And yes yes, I can definitely take this! But, it is not adequate, it is MARVELOUS !!! Ha Ha!

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https://www.quotev.com/story/15730048/Dont-Follow-The-Purple-Carpet-Drive-through-kill-me/1

There. There it is. I work fast. 🥲.

I.....I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS.

HOORAY!! I'm going to read it right this instant, I'll type my reaction just for you!

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First you get paper Wally and then you get chalk Wally! My oh my the places he goes!!

Oh my goodness! He's exploring the world in the form of art mediums, how delightful! This little man is taking so many adventures, I hope he's enjoying them all! Make sure he doesn't wash away in the rain, it would be a devastating end to our puppet boy !!! A horror show !!!

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Look at him!!! What a silly distinguished gentleman! Wahaha!~

BY THE HEAVENS ABOVE!!! A silly gentleman.... a silly gentleman with his silly and comically large paintbrush.... What gentleman-like things will he get himself into? Theft? Assault? Robbery? Fraud? Answers, I need Answers !!! Imagine I am shaking you very rapidly by the shoulders!

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Wahahaha! Dearest author,it is I! Your benevolent, and yet charming commenter (Obviously, I am quite the eye catcher!) Unexpected_Circumstance! I have traveled from the deep, dark world of A03 to here! You thought you could get rid of me, But I am like a pesky bug who just will not die from bug spray! (All jokes, of course of course! Wahaha!~)

Wahahaha! See you soon! @:) *My my, I wouldve thought I had more to say! Oh well, tis is how life goes!*

Hello, you! <3 Here to continue displaying your charm I see? You sneaky snake, you're too aware of my weaknesses! Ahh, Ahh!! You must be tired after such a long trip. Come, come! I have a wonderfully snug rug for you to rest under. I insist you relax! And worry not, I enjoy bugs! (Of course, certain ones.. But, I know for a fact that I like your species!) I have no bug spray on hand to ever come near you. You're welcome to stay in my humble abode for as long as you'd like! It's quite alright, I find myself at a loss for words as well! Especially when standing in front of something as aaaamazing as I! (I jest I jest!) Stop by sometime again, you're wonderful company to have!

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ENZO ENZO. I MUST INQUIRE YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. MAYHAPS YOU HAVE A PERSONA. OR JUST A SILLY LITTLE CHARACTER THAT REPRESENTS YOU? I AM ASKING THIS FOR COMPLETELY MORAL AND NON IRREGULAR REASONS.

I DO I DO! I have many though, way too many than I'd like to admit AGH ! Just let me know what your preference is since I have a sona for any occasion! Simple Sonas {non complex designs, easy to doodle and mess around with}, sonas for medias, and a persona that resembles me the most!

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Oh dear oh dear! Oh me oh my! I forgot to show you my progress now!! Wahaha!~

Also, The Wally puppet/Plush is because I couldn't get it out of my head that our old worn plush was Wally......Sooooo yes!! Wahahahaaaaa!!!~

EEK !!! AHH IT'S SO GOOD IT'S SO GOOD!!! I practically had my face pressed up against the screen to notice everything new, I love all the additions! The posters, the ringing telephone, the eyes, the pavement, the plush, the wires, oh it's all so, so delightful to notice!! Ha Ha! The worn plush is of beloved Sally, but, I think you deserve a plush of Wally as well. As a little treat! Poor guy though, loved and changed so much he lost one of his big beautiful eyes. Woe to him! Woe to him!

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WAHAHAHAAA!!~ My apologies, my apologies. I hath just never had such a friend as you before! I admit, I go a little overboard sometimes....

BUT!!! One that symbolizes you most!!! I love to draw complex designs, worry not! (My Welcome Home oc is a pain and a shoot to the head to draw in of itself...)

Also, I find it funny that your ask title is what it is, like; no sir, I am not trying to mug you, I am merely trying to smooth talk your way into buying girlscout cookies :) WAHAAHAAA!

WORRY NOT!!! I don't mind it at all, it's always welcoming! I'm prancing around like a ballerina whenever I see you in my inbox! Ooh, that's certainly a hard one. I suppose the one that encompasses me the most is my persona. But if we're speaking more fantasy-wise then! I have no idea! Sparkly tear slips from my eye I don't mind talking about this more in DMs though, or else I might just clog my responses with "Ermm I don't know heehee >_<" repeatedly because I can never make up my mind HELP HAHA I KEEP FORGETTING TO CHANGE THINGS!! But at the same time, it's silly because I will always accuse you of trying to mug me whenever you arrive. OOH COOKIES You got chocolate chip? @:}

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Erhm yes actually those among us characters are readers parents that died in a car crash years ago🤨🤨🤨🤨!1!1!!1!1!1! CANCELED. DONT make me put LPS vore in this Enzo 🤓🤓

(No I am not okay. Please kill me 😟)

This is so tragic... hit that subscribe button, smash the like button, and demolish that bell icon if you love your parents LPS VORE?! NO PLEASE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE LEAVE THEM ALONE PLEASEE AUAUUGHAUAUAUUUGHAAAUUU!!u!UHSHUAUAUUGUHU!!!@*u#@*u#@&y@#h {So be it. Cocks shotgun}

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Damn user gbh must be fr confused 😔-

My sincerest apologies user gbh, I love you deeply

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Oh me oh my! The garf has been added!!

Oh my felt.... there he is.... The little smug look on his face is glorious... he knows he is beloved by us all. He is aware. And he loves it. Precious little Garfield... my oh my....

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My friend,My friend! I have an inquiry, oh yes, and In inquiry indeed!!

What would you do if I was possiblyyyyyy making fanart for your story. Would you berate me furiously on what a utter fool I am?! Would your heart crack upon hearing such news and go reflect in a quiet pond somberly?! Oh the horrors, the horrors! (I swoon and fall to the ground, a falling sound effect playing)

Well hello there, good sir! Welcome back! I had to struggle to contain myself from letting out a scream within this empty room I'm in upon hearing this, so pardon me if the scream travels all the way to your ears somewhere far far away! My answer is, in the calmest way I can possibly put it without freaking out, my heart would crack open and present a smaller version of myself who's waving their arms around and yelling for the heavens themselves to hear! Before proceeding to do Seven Hundred cartwheels and Three Thousand summersaults before doing Two backflips front to back. And as for the bigger me, aka, me, I would be dropped on the floor. Zoinked out! Almost dead! By the amount of joy and excitement I'm experiencing, and also because of my poor heart being open. Joy oh joy! To be serious for a second, I'd absolutely LOVE and adore fanartwork! It makes me oh so very joyous to know that something I produce would get fanart, all for me! I'm tearing up a little bit just by thinking about it! So please, do feel free, you sweet little cherub! And I'll be seeing you soon! P.S Apologies if my responses on AO3 are slow, mental capacity is overloaded!

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Oh..... oh my god...

https://www.quotev.com/story/15730048/Dont-Follow-The-Purple-Carpet-Drive-through-kill-me/1

There. There it is. I work fast. 🥲.

I.....I AM SO SORRY FOR THIS.

HOORAY!! I'm going to read it right this instant, I'll type my reaction just for you!