#Jherr Uaithne

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Jherr, up to something!

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dandelionofthanatos replied to your post “Where in the hell did you lot come from.”

Varis, why must you make me imagine your junks. --Jherr Uaithne

Forget about you, what about me? I have to deal with this all the time. I can’t even escape it in death!

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One of the things about Jer and Fina's constant background-radiation battle aura:

IT TURNS EVERYTHING INTO THIS.

Everything is now

Jet Set Futurama Devil May Necrodance

have fun XD

(And this carries across cosmoi, so Ansem and Zenos and Sephiroth and Ultimecia have ALL HAD TO DEAL WITH THIS. XD)

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YAY Jherr now has Noctis's shirt XD (During the fight Jherr was just like - howling the whole time: "SER IGNIS? PLEASE TELL YOUR FRIEND TO STOP LOAFING ABOUT IN THE A.O.E.S? AND GIVING ME HEART PALPITATIONS????")

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NOCTIS AND CATS

The FFXIV/FFXV crossover is on and Jherr has met a prince XD

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Importing people from Live-A-Live into FF14 La La La La La

Oersted and Streibough and Alethea are now getting a happier ending!

They still have sequelae from the whole DEMON LORD CURSE EXPERIENCE (Alethea’s “Saints’ Lament” haunting scream of an LB is unsettling!!!) but they’re doing better!

Jherr and Phina help a lot. Knowing people who can eat cursed energy is reassuring!

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My Miqo’te characters all have cat patterns on their backs XD

Aerionn has bengal cat spots!

Jherr and Vikki have mackerel torbie stripe-spots!

Eirianedd has classic-tabby swirly stripes (and a white spot below her collar bone)!

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OMICRON TRIBAL QUEST SPOILERS

This meant so much to Jherr and Vikki; they were born from INTERESTING ALCHEMY and yes ❤️

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Jherr (right), Vikki (left) and Meteion.

Thou art not alone 💖

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Airplane Ears Jherr 😁

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Absolute hilarity: remembering that Jherr and Vikki’s big dang family house magic crest/blessing (they’re keepers of the orchards of Avalon) means that they usually smell of apple blossoms.

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Mental image that just struck me: Jherr and Vikki take a selfie on Garuda’s mountain and it’s captioned IT FUCKEN WIMDY. Garuda is photobombing.

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GARLEMALD PART ONE (paused before I’m at soup and havoc) ACCOMPLISHED; I’m impressed with some of the subtle SHARP critiques of certain wartime propaganda tropes and the tactful-but-uncringing addressing of where that manner of thing often leads.

It didn’t go into things as viscerally and ruthlessly as “Now and Then, Here and There” (which is quite blunt in unearthing matters that are REALLY NOT OFTEN ADDRESSED—and be forewarned, MASSIVE CONTENT WARNINGS FOR ALL MANNER OF CHILD ABUSE IN WARTIME if you look up that anime, it’s dark as fuck) but that wasn’t necessary.

It’s awkward in places and flawed in others, but the game did make a genuine effort to address heavy shit, and do so without edgelording into pointlessness. The Garleans flat-out quoting the kind of “THE BARBARIC FOREIGNERS WILL STEAL YOUR WOMEN AND EAT YOUR BABIES” wartime poster business that proliferated all over WW2 on all sides was quite something for someone in my line of work. Like YEAH I FIXED A PRINT AD THAT SAID THAT.

I was surprised there wasn’t more “SCRAP DRIVE FOR OUR LADS” being brought up but canonically everyone was pretty scattered. I plan to address that kind of a thing in my own take on the whole shebang. I can see where Garlemald got kind of truncated story-wise and there’s material I’d like to expand upon if only to spare a few more civilians.

(Licinia and her sis survive in this timeline; Vikki and Jherr ask for a favour from their nan’s old friend, and…well, fleeing into the wilds seems less wise when you stumble upon a house with hens’ feet and then the occupant comes out and yells at you.

Alphinaud and Alisaie and Jherr and Vikki basically spend much of the campaign doing deliveries for wary civilians, trying to get them to come to the camp and NOT go running to join with the military. It’s Dell and Eiri who go with Jullus.)

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Lahabrea, deep in thought, starts scritching one of the Uaithne twins’ ears without realizing; when he stops he gets headbutted gently and hears “CONTINUE, ASCII.”

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It occurs to me that Vikki and Jherr would totally become Cryptid Creatures to the Garlean civilians for a while.

These two maybe-felines roaming around in the snow like it’s no big deal, occasionally going ekekkekekk or mrrrrpt or *weird little corvid noise* back and forth as they look for firewood or fish or spare machina bits.

And people watching from a window;

“Halina look look look it’s back again. The…wait wait that’s a different one and…are there TWO? Are they cats, they look like cats???? There’s TWO?”

“I don’t know…but if you go ksksksks at them, Stasya, I’m going to body slam you.”

“I’m not crazy, I’m not going to do that. …There IS two of them.”

“There’s definitely two of them. …If someone follows them tonight on patrol, and it turns out that their home is a cottage with stork feet up in the mountains? I won’t be surprised.”

Meanwhile the Uaithne twins have found cucumbers and are triumphant.

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ONCE MORE:

they’re kbity XD