#Jewel the Beetle x Bark the Polar bear

[jade-la-crystal]

I love the fact that their ship name is Jerk

[annon-guy2]

Sonic X: What If...? Poll

Explanations for if they're in Sonic X;

Mighty and Ray: They would be Sonic's friends and/or members of Team Chaotix.

Bean and Bark: They'd be independent antagonists, but they'd be more mischievous than dangerous.

Trip and Fang: Trip would be Sonic's friend from the start and Fang would be a recurring independent antagonist, serving as Trip's Arch-Enemy as well as rivals to Knuckles and Rouge.

Honey and Heavy King: Honey would be a recurring ally to Sonic and friends while Heavy King would be an ally to Eggman.

Silver and Blaze: Silver would be a rival at first, but would go on to be a friend and ally while Blaze's story would be like the Rush Games. They would only appear for a single story arc in the New World Sagas, but would come back as a main characters during the Metarex Saga.

Metal Sonic and Sage: They would be Eggman's prized creations and surrogate children like in the Games. Sage would serve as a counterfoil to Chris in regards to their parentage.

Sticks and Omega: Sticks would be a friend of Amy's that joins around the time Vanilla does. Omega would be built around the time the Sonic Adventure Adaption story happens, but like Gamma, he would rebel out of not being used to his full potential. Team Dark will be formed in the Metarex Arc.

Chip and Mephiles: Chip would be a friend of Sonic that stayed due to amnesia, but his identity as Light Gaia would be revealed during the Metarex Arc. Mephiles would have a backstory change. In this idea, Mephiles would be Dark Gaia and a recurring antagonist, especially during the Metarex Saga where he approves of the Metarex's genocidal schemes to kill all animal life.

Tangle and Whisper: Sonic and friends would meet them after being warped to Chris' world. They would remain as friends and allies to Sonic and company. Whisper's backstory would be altered slightly since Sonic Forces doesn't occur in Sonic X.

Jewel and Belle: Jewel would be a supporting character and ally to Sonic and company. Belle would have a backstory change where instead of being built by Mr. Tinker, Chris' grandfather Chuck would build and create her.

Surge and Kit: Like in the IDW Comics, Dr. Starline would create them. By the time the show happens, Starline is killed off trying to kill Sonic and overthrow Eggman. The Imposter Duo are recurring antagonists. They possibly reform later on in the series after experiencing praise of heroics by accidentally stopping a crime or stopping Eggman before Sonic.

Rough and Tumble: Like in the IDW Comics, the Skunk Brothers would be recurring independent antagonists, causing mischief than actual harm.

[koreyeet]

Tiny girlboss girlfriend and large wanted criminal boyfriend malewife

[marionedde]

Where my bugbear fans at

[lea-andres]

LET'S TRY IT AGAIN~

Okay, so, I tried this before but it accidentally broke containment into the D&D fandom (which was my fault, sorry guys!) and the results got skewered.

Now that I'm married and THAT big thing on the to do list is done...

[lea-andres]

I had forgotten December is a LANDMINE of holidays, wheeeeee~

I think the best option is to ignore the Sunday-Saturday formula and run Bark X Jewel (BugBear) Week from Friday December 1st 2023 to Thursday December 7th 2023! Proper weeks are for squares anyway, my work week's Tuesday-Saturday lmao. Anyway, mark your calendars, let's do this!!!

I'm open to theme suggestions, feel free to submit some if you have any, but I can figure it out!

(Sorry D&D fans if this breaks containment again! Different BugBear 😭)

[lea-andres]

for the fanfic thing: broken

DAMMIT WHY CAN I ONLY FIND THIS ONE???

Okay, yours is going under a read more. Here's why.

1. Super duper heavy spoiler moment here. I cannot stress enough what an important moment this is plot wise.

2. A couple people who have gotten to read it have said this scene reads a bit... Sexual? Not everyone, it's been a mixed bag, but some people have said it. So just in case... A read more is being deemed necessary.

There was no way that angels have feathery wings, he decided. Angels have delicate, silky beetle wings like Jewel's.

X

Okay, this was actually happening. She was offering of her own volution. Bark took a deep breath to steel his nerves, and with a trembling hand, he gently brushed his fingers across the surface of her wing. Her wing was smooth and cool to the touch, not papery like he was expecting, more like silk. The nervousness melted away as admiration took over, driving Bark to explore further and further, tracing the veins with his fingers and gently stroking the wings.

Bark's curious touches were leading him closer and closer to where Jewel's wings met her back, and the polar bear realized he was wrong about her top. It wasn't a tank top, it was a halter top. Probably because of her wings, but it left most of her back completely bare.

She was going to stop him when he got to the base of her wings… right? Because if she doesn't, he didn't know if he'd be able to resist the urge to gently rub her back, feel her cool skin under his hands-

"Land ho!" The long forgotten game began to announce, as Bark's hands quickly pulled away and Jewel's wings snapped closed, the spell broken by the pointless sailing scene drawing to a close.

[lea-andres]

While my first Poker Night at Club Rouge oneshot is nearing completion, I am open to suggestions on who I should do next/eventually.

And don't forget, I AM multishipping trash, but I'm willing to do more than just romance. I'm going to be labeling my one-shots using the following format:

Character A X Character B - Romance

Character A & Character B - Platonic/Familial

Character A Vs. Character B - Rivalry/Enemies

And if it helps inspire you, here's some pairs I'm definitely doing:

Bark the Polar Bear X Jewel the Beetle (this is almost done, and are we really surprised I started here??? 😂😂😂)

Espio the Chameleon & Wave the Swallow (Not sure what they're going to be doing yet, but I'm sure Izzy will riot if I don't LOL)

Shadow the Hedgehog Vs. Fang the Sniper (I commend his bravery/stupidity, but Fang needs to learn how to pick his battles, LOL)

Tangle the Lemur & Jet the Hawk (Oh GOD LOL)

Charmy Bee & Cream the Rabbit (Two Kids in a Trenchcoat destroy SEVERAL people at Poker, LOL)

Jewel the Beetle & Rouge the Bat (GIRLBOSS. BESTIES.)

Espio the Chameleon Vs Fang the Sniper (Why is Fang allowed literally anywhere again? LOL)

Bark the Polar Bear & Storm the Albatross (Real meeting of the minds here, I'm sure... 😂)

[lea-andres]

I can't figure out if there's even a ship name, this ship might be too new.

But, imagine: Bark the Polar Bear and Jewel the Beetle.

I know, they've never met, probably never will, BUT HEAR ME OUT.

First of all, the size difference. (This is literally what brought this ship into existence in the first place. Extreme height differences make me weak, blame the Sam and Max series) Jewel's 2'7", Bark's 6' (well, 5'11" technically, BUT WHO CARES ABOUT ONE DAMN INCH IN THIS SCENARIO???). SHE'S SO TINY COMPARED TO HIM IMAGINE HOW THAT WOULD LOOK. 😍 Izzy showed me the panel from IDW of Jewel just sitting in Storm's hand, and I lost my damn mind over it. I NEED to see Jewel paired with someone that big (but not Storm, he threw her against a wall, I don't think she'd ever get over that. 😂). Izzy suggested Bark, and I've been obsessed since. 😂

Second of all, their personalities/temperaments. Jewel is so sweet and kind, but so easily spooked, and Bark is so quiet and shy. Jewel would be spooked of him at first, but would calm down at how quiet and nice he is. Plus HE'D be nervous of HER if he had a crush on her, and that would be so adorable to watch. 😍

Third, the rest of Team Hooligan and Tangle and Whisper teaming up to get them together. Well, more like Tangle and Bean team up to get them together and dragging Whisper and Fang/Nack along for the ride. Tangle and Bean are matchmaking in whatever chaotic way they can, Whisper really just wants to leave them alone, and Fang/Nack is just really cranky about the whole thing. They're here to commit crimes and mayhem, NOT help Bark score a date with some bug! (He changes his tune after a while though.)

Oh, and a bonus, ANOTHER WARM BLOODED X COLD BLOODED SHIP! Jewel will never be cold again if she has a POLAR BEAR MORE THAN DOUBLE HER SIZE TO SNUGGLE UP WITH!!! 😍

So yeah, Bark and Jewel. I love it, I'm obsessed, best rarepair/crack ship ever! 😍😍😍

Don't mind me guys, I might just write out an entire fanfiction for a ship @bitter-sweet-coffee and I might have invented by ourselves in the middle of the night last night. 😂

No one else seems to want it, but I NEED IT DAMMIT. 😂

[lea-andres]

Looks like December it is!

Now I just need to figure out the actual week and our topics...

LET'S TRY IT AGAIN~

Okay, so, I tried this before but it accidentally broke containment into the D&D fandom (which was my fault, sorry guys!) and the results got skewered.

Now that I'm married and THAT big thing on the to do list is done...