#Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake this is fucking unbelievable.: Michael Munroe

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“You know, one day I am just living my life in peace. Thinking that I came to Washington D.C to work for the president or whatever. Then it hits me, like someone bitch slapped me because I owe them money. Now I remember everything about my past and I realize that I shouldn’t even be alive. Wonderful, huh?” Mike sighed. ‘Ugh, I need cake.”

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"i was letting you know that there was a kid zooming down the sidewalk and if you don't move, you will be hit." mike told her with a nod. "i get it. this city can get dangerous though, so be careful."

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Hera was used to adapting to new places, and despite wishing that she was home with her son she was a survivor. She just hoped Jacen was alright. He meant the world to her and if he was alone... she didn't want to think about what risks he might be in. "Sorry what was that?" She asked looking up as the other spoke. She had been very much in her own little world and was very used to it by now.

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Fluffy Christmas

Jessica didn't know whether to cry or laugh at this situation. She, Josh and Mike were the only ones from their team who were supposed to celebrate the New Year alone, but the girl couldn't let that happen. Her parents went to visit relatives, her older brother Hank went to celebrate with his girlfriend, and her younger brother Jacob with friends. The Washington family stopped celebrating Christmas after Hannah and Beth disappeared (Jess burst into tears when she found out about it, she was very ashamed and she told Mike about it, they spent the whole evening hugging and crying). The former president managed to get sick, and Damian and Luther had a holiday shift, so despite his illness, he was also invited. 

Jess broke up with Mike after the incident in February and initially stopped all communication with him. The same thing happened to Josh after his rescue. But after a while, the girl went to a therapist and gradually began to return to society, her friends helped her with these, and especially Mike, but what surprised her more was Josh, who helped her on an equal footing with Munro. This led to the formation of their unexpected friendly trio. And so to this situation.

The girl looked at Josh, and Washington was just looking at her too. The guy was as surprised as she was and seemed to be on the verge too. Josh looked at Mike, and Mike was the first to break the silence. Michael fell back laughing, hugging his stomach until a sore throat stopped his laughter with a coughing fit. Jess and Josh joined him next, the first one still started crying, but they were happy. The reason for the laughter was a simple exchange of gifts, now there were four cages and two carriers in front of the teenagers. There were two rats in one of the cages-a gift for Josh from Jess, beautiful rats that looked something like Beth and Hannah, and they were named after them. By chance, in response to this, Josh gives the girl a hamster, Mr. Potato, and Mike gives a black and white guinea pig, Lila. And before that, Mike received from Jess a black and white rabbit, which Riley named Lala. The situation was not taken advantage of by the younger Munro, who decided to give his friends a sphinx kitten and a Husky puppy. Washington got the kitten with the ironic name Fluff, and Jerry's puppy fell into Jessica's hands.

"Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable!" Mike shouted, coughing, trying to calm the attack. "You two conspired, otherwise, judging by Lily and Lala, you chose together!"

"No!" protested Jess, wiping away tears, the girl somehow took a breath and said: "I thought you and Josh were lonely, you both live alone, besides Chris said that you, Josh, love rats. And Sam said about you that you love all animals!" The girl only had enough for that, and then she laughed again.

"Cochise. Betrayed. Me! I'm not alone!" Josh speaks with pauses, and after Mike falls back, tears of laughter appear in his eyes and from how these gifts touched him to the depths of his soul. Especially the two rats with the names of his dead sisters.

"Hey, just because I live alone doesn't mean I'm lonely!" Mike was able to say calmly, calming down after a long cough. Exhaling, the guy smiled at his friends. To which they could not help but respond with a smile. Straightening his hair, he continued: "I originally planned to donate animals. Ashley advised me to give you a cat, because you are somewhat similar to these animals, and Emily told the truth about you, Miss Riley, she told me that you have wanted a puppy since childhood."

"I didn't plan on it. Matt offered to give Mike some kind of rodent, I thought it was funny, and already there I saw a hamster for Jess."

There was silence again. Until there was a puppy barking, followed by a meow. The trio knew what they were going to do in the near future.

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It was three o'clock in the morning when they went to bed. It was decided to sleep all together because of this, Josh settled in the middle, and Mike and Jess lay down around him, Fluff and Jerry curled up in one common ball at the feet. What was happening now seemed amazing to Josh, no, they had arranged such overnight stays before, but now it seemed like something had changed. 

"Share it," Jess's voice distracted him from his thoughts. The guy didn't want to upset her and pulled a smile because of this, saying:

"I haven't celebrated Christmas for a long time, I forgot how exhausting it is."

The girl sighed, but smiled a little, shaking her head negatively. He had forgotten how perceptive she had become after the incident, although maybe she had been like that before.

"I didn't think that after..." Joshua didn't know what to call what happened, the truth hurt his heart. "...After I lost the status of an older brother, I thought that I would no longer celebrate holidays," he smiled bitterly.

Jessica didn't know what to say to that, so she laced her fingers with his, holding his hand tightly and not looking away. Mike, who seemed to be asleep before, suddenly but slowly turned to them, looked at both of them, and then put his palm on top of their hands. A hand where two fingers were missing. And then he said confidently:

"You cannot lose this status, if you love them and they love you, then you will always be an older brother. And I'm sure they love you even there," Mike smiled and added, "Besides, you now have three younger brothers and four sisters. Well, or at least two younger "relatives"."

"Do you understand, big brother?" Riley joined in with a grin.

Josh felt like he was going to cry. These words struck him to the depths of his soul, warming him in the chest area. And then he realized that something had let go, that Josh couldn't forgive himself for the last two years, just left after a few words.

"Well, well... Then you're in trouble, little ones!" Washington said laughing, hugging those shoulders and shaking them, amid general laughter. While...

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"Thank you very much, Michael!"

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“what?..." Jessica raised her head without opening her eyes. Somehow gathering herself, she opened her eyes a little, not fully waking up, her sleepy mind could only realize the time "5 a.m... Josh, turn off your alarm clock." Closing her eyes, the girl began to push Josh.

"Where is he?..." the guy mumbled without waking up, followed by Mike's dissatisfied mumbling.

"Jooosh, the alarm has been turned off!..." Jess did not calm down and began to push harder until it began to reach Mike. He sat down on it, trying to figure out what was going on.

"Oh...Fuck nuggets! It's a sea rabbit!"

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" Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable!"

- Michael "Mike" Munroe ©

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For the fandom ask game, Until Dawn!! ;P (Man who saw that coming)

Listen NEVER hesitate to come and ask me about Until Dawn! I am always down to run my mouth off about this game lol

Favorite Male Character

Josh Washington! I’m a sucker for cute boys with tragic pasts and I love the complexity of his character 💙 Also it’s Rami Malek, how can I not!?

Favorite Female Character

FINAL GIRL SAM GIDDINGS ♥️ All she wanted was a hot bath and signed up for N O N E of the shit that got thrown her way! But even though her bath was rudely interrupted, at the end of the night she came through like the badass she is! I don’t care if people think her character is plain, I LOVE her!!!!

Least Favorite Character

I love ALL of my children (and creepy old men :P) so while I love how cool of an antagonist it is, I’m gonna have to say the Wendigo.

Favorite Ship

I’m sorry but is that even a question XD

Of course me being me, I had to go and ship the pairing that’s not canon! But by god the “we had a connection” line really got to me 😭

Favorite Friendship

Wolfie and Mike! 🐺 😁

Favorite Quote

“Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake, this is fucking unbelievable.”

Quote me ANYTHING that came out of Michael Munroe’s mouth and I can guarantee you that would be my favorite quote jdsfjswjk

Worst Character Death

Matt and the Meat Hook. That’s how he died in my first playthrough (I’m sorry!!) and I was so freaked out by it that it’s stayed with me till this day! Plus I love Jordan Fisher so it’s hard to see him die so brutally 🙃

This made me so happy you have no idea Moment

The Chrashley kiss! I was rooting for those two nerds to get together since the beginning that I actually squealed when it happened! It was nice that we got a lil romance thrown in amidst the horror and chaos 💕

Saddest Moment

When Chris finds Ashley’s beanie after she dies opening the trapdoor. He is so sad and broken! And to make matters worse he still dies afterwards. Talk about tragic :(

“I thought we had a connection.” -> Very strong contender!

Favorite Location

The Washington Lodge! It’s seems like a pretty cool place to hangout... when it’s not being invaded by flesh eating monsters XD

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"Yeah, you'll come to lean that this is the hour of assholes in this place. last week a woman threw the drink at one of them because they put two extra ice cubes in her drink and it threw off the balance." mike shook his head.

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"I really don't think that's a good idea," Joe replied, "I'm pretty sure the young lady said no. You ever heard that word before or do we need to go back to preschool to learn it?" he asked.

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@vcndetta (Ashley B.) HWEVENT15: MURDA IS EVERYWHERE

"Well, I guess it's not shocking that we've lasted this long." Mike admitted. "We did do pretty well that night in the cabin, well, til things went to shit." He frowned. "Maybe I shouldn't be hanging with y'all as an after thought."

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@wvsteria (Beth)

"Hey, sorry. You mind if I sit here?" Mike asked the other. Normally, he wouldn't really sit with anyone or ask them, but considering he didn't want to be alone right now, he used it as an excuse to ask. "Just thought I'd ask, since you were sitting alone over here too."

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"i thought that was a polite way to say it? so, yeah, i would say it was a compliment." mike replied with a nod. "well, when we ran into one another, you didn't seem to remember and i didn't want to confuse you." he admitted. "i kind of just been being casual with everyone because i wasn't the best kind of person back then."

"Mythical creatures? This was supposed to be a compliment?" Chris said jokingly. "Why you didn't told me you remembered as well? I also lost my memories but now I remember" well before things at Blackwood Mountain they weren't that close like the others but they been through all of that together. "Yeah, me too. I also lost mine, was weird".

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@drvcxrys (Jess) HWEVENT15: MURDA IS EVERYWHERE

"I thought I was going to be enjoying my day off my sleeping and saying in bed all day. Little did I know, the world would be coming to an end or the purge would be happening. Whatever the fuck is going on, I'm not a fan." Mike admitte

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@wvsteria || Event Starter for Beth..

Rolled 3: Living Scarecrow.

"So, the scarecrow is alive?" Mike hummed, it wasn't really a question in a sense. it was more so he was trying to figure out what the hell he was seeing. "um, so, i don't know what to do about this situation.."

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Rolled 1: Giant Spiders

"I don't think I can handle this giant spider thing. I am so not a fan of the small ones." mike admitted with a shake of his head. "what the hell is going on?"

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"Um, because they are also members of the society and you can't just ignore them." mike pointed out with a nod. "so, yeah. they are just kind of unsettling sometimes."

(¸.• ♛ → "pretty much, yes." or at least that's what she knows, back from they used to live in a town and she always wanted to go to some city, she just didn't expect this city to be washington. "how dealing with creatures is being a member of society? you just avoid the trouble or at least try to, i do that."

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@devilsmenu (Satana)

“I have a weird question to ask you...” Mike admitted with a slight frown. “Have you witnessed anyone alive in this town that wasn’t alive where you are from? Well, if you are aware that you might not be from this town..”

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@mischiefxmuses​ (Sion)

“What the hell, man? What the hell??” Mike asked the other, shaking his head. “Sorry, it’s not you, it’s me. I’m just seeing ghosts and shit.”

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  @drvcxrys​ (Jess)

“Man, this town is a trip. I feel like I took a shit ton of acid.” Mike sighed, shaking his head.