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19catsncounting · 25 days ago

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Jessifer: Hey, I know it’s getting a little tight and it’s been a couple weeks since my parents wired us money, but could you skip on the beer tonight so I can pick up my birth control? Dean: Jeez, can’t you hold it? You got a whole pack of pills last time, you’ve gotta be giving it to Sam every time my back is turned. Jessifer, regretting that she Physically Can’t explode Dean with her mind: That’s not… really… how it works, Dean.

#Lucifer in a female vessel vs. S1 Dean - It’s Terrible.#Jessifer spent dozens of fractured human lives to scrape together a bottle of infused holy oil to defend herself from demons and angels.#Dean Used It To Jack Off. He hasn’t seen a boundary since he was 4. She’s got her work cut out to teach him.#And yeah Dean doesn’t have the ‘This Life Is Corrupting You’ issues Sam has with Jessifer and thinks she should pull her dead weight #But she’s always gonna be a Girl. If she’s a sharp shooter off the bat she’s Good For A Girl. She’s not FBI she’s their secretary.#(’Handler’ Jessifer always corrects with the implication that Dean and Sam are weirdo agents because they’re gonna get fired.)#And Jessifer hates it but also Doesn’t Take That Shit. Not from Michael’s human mirror.#No Dean you can’t replace that oil because it was one of a kind and important to me. Now Sam’s mad at you. Weren’t planning on that were ya #She’s not ‘good for a girl’ - Bobby taught her everything. Bobby’s gonna brag about how she’s a savant with a rifle. Better Than You Dean.#Look she deserves to shoot him with salt rounds at least once.#But at some point they realize that they work Really Fucking Well together on hunts and both of them will Hate It.#Dean’s nauseous trusting a girl wearing his mom’s necklace to have his back. Lucifer Wants To Cry And Kill Things -with michael-

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