#Jensen/Cougar

[sensitivehandsomeactionman]

"What is your furry costume?" | SPNMinn 2023

[cookiemom6067]

Podfic of "Under the Mistletoe" by kisahawklin

Jensen and Cougar and a little mistletoe.

[whumpdoyoumean]

Whumptober #13

xxx multiple whumpees

Jensen's lungs are burning. Muscles he didn't even know he had are aching, and he's pretty sure he's never sweat so much in his life. Every part of his body is begging for a break, just a few minutes of rest and then he can keep going. But he knows that if he stops, if he puts down Clay for even a second, there's no way he'll be able to continue. And then Clay will die out here. So he presses onward.

He has no idea how much time has passed, or how many miles. Somewhere along the way, he lost track of everything except placing one foot in front of the other. He's still so focused on maintaining his forward momentum that he doesn't even feel relief when base camp come into view, just keeps moving.

"Holy shit." A soldier sitting outside the nearest tent stands as Jensen approaches.

"He needs help," Jensen grunts. The soldier shouts for a medic, and a second later there's a flurry of activity as people swarm Jensen.

"You alright, soldier?" someone asks as they take Clay from off his back and get him onto a stretcher.

"I'm fine," Jensen says breathlessly. "Just take care of him."

He watches as they whisk Clay away. The exhaustion hits a second later, and he's on his ass in the dust before he even knows he's moving.

"Jensen!" Pooch bursts from one of the tents, Cougar on his heels. "Hey, you good?"

Jensen just nods.

"Drink," Cougar commands, pushing a canteen into Jensen's hands. Jensen takes it gratefully, gulping down water, not caring when some of it spills down his chin. He's pretty sure he's never tasted anything as wonderful as this in his whole life.

"We thought you guys were dead." Pooch's voice is shaky. "How'd you make it back?"

Jensen takes another drink of water before answering. "Walked."

Cougar lets out a low whistle as Pooch gawks.

"You carried the colonel all the way here?"

Jensen nods again. "How're you guys? Roque?"

"Cougs and I are good. Cougar got a few stitches. Roque's concussed, he's sleeping right now but he'll be fine...You should probably get checked out, too."

Jensen shakes his head. "Naw, I'm fine, Pooch." He holds his hands up, and even lifting his arms makes them ache. "Help me up."

Cougar and Pooch each take one of Jensen's arms and they pull him to his feet. Every muscle in his body screams in complaint, and he grits his teeth against the pain. The guys don't let go once Jensen is upright, which is nice because he's pretty sure that without their help he would just lay down and sleep right here.

"You sure you're good, J?" Pooch asks.

"Pooch, lay off. I just need some sleep."

Now that Clay is in the hands of the medics, it's harder to get his body to obey him and his footsteps are clumsy as they make their way to Jensen's bunk. When they get to his cot, he collapses onto it with a long sigh. The mattress is thin and the tent is hot and stuffy, but Jensen couldn't really give a shit.

"We'll let you know once there's an update on Clay," Pooch says.

Jensen is already asleep.

xxx

"Jensen?"

Somewhere in the hazy space between asleep and not, Jensen is distantly aware of someone touching him, of a hand gripping his shoulder and giving it a shake. He starts moving toward consciousness and regrets it almost immediately. He feels like he's on fire; he's too hot and every muscle in his body burns. A hand pushes his hair back, then lays flat against his forehead. The skin is blessedly cool and Jensen almost whines when it withdraws.

"Jensen, porfa. Open your eyes, parcero."

He does, because it's Cougar asking. The sniper is staring at him with wide eyes, his eyebrows pinched and his lips pursed with worry.

"Cougs," he says. The name scrapes against his throat. "What...what's goin' on?"

He closes his eyes again and a second later, he feels himself being lifted off the cot, slung over Cougar's shoulders, just like Jensen had done with Clay.

"I have you, Jensen," Cougar says. He sounds far-off again. Consciousness is slipping away from Jensen and he can't hold onto it. Cougar's voice is the last thing he hears before the black overtakes him.

"I have you."

xxx

Jensen wakes up in a room that's far too quiet and air conditioned to be a field hospital. If he was transferred here, that means he must've been in pretty bad shape. Which doesn't make sense, because he wasn't injured in the ambush. He feels like he was, a dull ache throbbing through his whole body.

"Hey, soldier."

Jensen turns, a little confused when he sees Clay sitting up in the bed next to him. There's a bandage wrapped around his head and his arm is in a sling, but he smiles when Jensen looks over at him.

"Colonel! You're okay?"

"A little banged up, but yeah, I'm okay."

Jensen shifts a little, then hisses as the movement tugs at an IV in the back of his hand. He frowns down at it, is about to poke it when Clay makes a disapproving noise.

"Leave it alone."

Jensen scowls, but does as he's told. He looks back over at Clay.

"Why am I here?" He vaguely remembers going to sleep after making it back to base, but everything after that is a blur.

"Cougar went to tell you that I was gonna be moved here, and you're damn lucky he did. You were in the early stages of kidney failure when he found you."

Jensen feels the blood drain from his face. "I – what?"

"Yeah, it was...what did the doctor call it? Rhabdo-something."

"Rhabdomyolysis?" Jensen's voice is a little strained when he said it; if there was any color still in his cheeks he's sure it's gone now.

"Yeah, that's it. How'd you know that?"

"My sister was in nursing school when I went into Basic. She wrote me at least three letters reminding me to stay hydrated because apparently she'd heard some statistic that people in boot camp are more likely to get it." He groans, leaning his head back against the pillows. "She's gonna kill me when she finds out."

"Yeah, that's if you survive Pooch and Cougar," Clay says, smirking a little.

Jensen winces. "I maybe should've listened to Pooch."

"Yeah, you think? You scared the hell out of 'em."

Jensen squirms a little as an image of a panicked-looking Cougar desperately saying his name flashes across his mind. He doesn't know if it's a memory, or if it's just his brain conjuring up images of what may have been. Either way, it makes a feeling of guilt settle in his gut.

"Sorry."

"It's not me you need to apologize to," Clay says. His expression softens a little. "You saved my ass out there, Jensen. Thank you."

Jensen shrugs. "Yeah, well. Someone had to do it."

xxx

[trickster-shi]

Five Fandoms and Five Ships

Tagged by @sparklytimetraveler forever ago, I kept reminding myself to go make a post and never did >_< BUT. Better late than never.

Sterek

What can I say? I love the Grumpy/Sunshine dynamic to bits and these two sarcastic assholes just hit all the right buttons for me. They had such great chemistry on screen and there are so many good fics written about them that I'm always finding new faves to hoard. Still my current obsession and probably will be for a while, I never get tired of reading this pairing. Or writing it.

2. Zukka

I never watched ATLA as a kid, I only discovered it during Covid when Netflix added it, triggering the renaissance explosion on my Tumblr dashboard. I fell in love with all the characters and multiple ships, but this remains my absolute favorite. Sokka had my heart from the beginning and Zuko stole it during the Pouhai Stronghold episode, and I spent way too long binge reading their tag.

3. Cougar/Jensen

No one was more surprised than I was when I just latched onto The Losers, and these two assholes in particular just completely ruined my life for a while. I've lost count of how many times I watched the movie and I even went out and bought the graphic novels the movie was based on, and I am completely content to ignore how those ended in favor of the cute as shit ending the movie had. Also, I can't hear Don't Stop Believin' and not smile like an idiot anymore.

4. Tony Stark/Steve Rogers

...you know, I'm starting to sense a theme here. Hmm. Yeah, we're gonna ignore that for now. ANYWAY. I got hooked hard on these two after The Avengers movie came out and happily read all the team fics where everyone lived in Stark Tower and these two danced around each other before finally getting together. They aren't my only ships in this fandom but they are my top one out of them all.

5. Sam/Dean & J2

Supernatural has probably been my biggest fandom due to just how long I was in it while it was airing and because I participated in the fandom during it's hay day on Live Journal. Which was so wild, eye opening, and amazing. I even managed to save up and go to a convention and meet them, which I still regard as the best weekend of my life. I love both these pairings for different reasons and can't really separate them so they get their own spot together. Even though I haven't read any or rewatched the show in a long time, this fandom will always be my first home.

Honorable Mentions:

Merthur, BBC's Merlin

Parker/Hardison/Eliot, Leverage

Zoe/Wash, Firefly

Charlie Spring/Nick Nelson, Heartstopper

Eddie Diaz/Evan Buckley, 911

Low-key tagging anyone that wants to do it, just tag me back so I can read your post, too! :D

[peyton-warren]

Blinded by the fog Halloween Special

Of course!! It stars my favorite group of Losers, pre- movie.

“C’mon!  It’ll be fun,” you insist as you stare at the two no-fun-at-all lumps across the table from you.   The Losers and their significant others were all piled at a corner table in their usual bar.  You wave at your waitress, drawing a circle over the group to ask for another round.  

Jake’s hands on your hips tighten as he leans forward, pressing your stomach to the table as he shouts to be heard. “We can always come back here afterwards,” he suggests as a way to placate the two oldest members of the team.  

“You two aren’t gonna use this as an opportunity-“

“No!” You and Jake both interrupted Pooch .  You felt your cheeks flame as Jake’s dick hardened under you.   “For the last time, that was one time!” you counter. “Besides you had told us you weren’t coming. So it’s your own fault you saw that.”

“Trust me the memory of Jensen’s naked ass burned onto my brain is very good insurance that I won’t let that happen again,” Pooch shared. “In that ridiculous pirate hat,” he muttered under his breath 

Roque suddenly rejoined the conversation “his ass was wearing a pirate hat??”

[cxce15]

NEW CHARACTER OBESSION DROPPPPPP

Drumroll please ladies & gentlemen

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Carlos Alvarez my lovely people aka Cougar from The Losers

Which to my surprise is technically DC

Movies great in my opinion a lot of people only watch for Chris Evans which is valid but come on...

Look at this man

Anyway I would love for my some fanfiction to be created as soon as possible for this man if anyone who writes sees this post.

Thank you for stopping & listening to my Ted talk - goodbye

[buffaluff]

the losers (2010) is the best comic book movie adaptation ever made, i WILL be dying on that hill.

[irememberhope]

I don’t understand what is going on right now, but gay military men have a chokehold on me. I mean, reading through the fanfics over and over for weeks on end for no reason. Stupid JensenxCougar and Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell (he doesn’t need a pairing, he is very obviously queer coded with a personal ace headcannon)

[kiytsunebi]

i've always liked cougar/jensen's dynamic so i don't know why i was surprised i fell in love with ghostsoap

[sev-on-kamino]

Follow me for a sec

This scene from The Losers:

but with Reader as Jensen, and Crosshair as Cougar 👀 I have been thinking about it all day, and I need it!

[naueermo30]

Kjirsten is shocked when she walks into her bedroom to find her new tenant rifling through her panty drawer, sniffing, and trying to steal, her panties and confronts him about it.

Sexy girls will moan from the pleasant sensations and get high from petting. GO ON...

[i-rec-this]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Losers (2010) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen, Franklin Clay/William Roque Characters: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Jake Jensen, William Roque, Franklin Clay Additional Tags: First Kiss, Hurt/Comfort, Canon Character of Color, Podfic, Podfic Length: 45-60 Minutes Summary:

Figured that Roque would pass out and make Jensen carry his lazy ass halfway across Afghanistan.

[ramblingcoyote]

Rewatching The Losers🔥

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Smutty Shorts- Thanksgiving Edition

Jake Jensen x Reader

18+ Only Blog

Your hand braced on the top of the humvees leather back seats, your knees making the supple leather creek as you rose up and down above Jake, riding his cock nice and slow. Swiveling your hips had you clenching around him, slowly breaking his resolve to start pounding into you. Appreciative hands explored your body, right now palming your breasts while he sucked on your nipple, making the harsh pull be felt down to your toes that curled. 

“How late do you think we are?” You moaned out, dragging your fingers through his hair, already it was stuck every which way, his glasses askew and fogged as he glanced up at you from your breast, taking one last teasing bite before pulling away. 

Jake already looked so thoroughly ruined, swollen lips where he was panting, ruddy cheeks and half-closed eyes that studied you riding him.

He slid his hands down to frame your hips, making you ride him just a little faster. “I already sent a text saying I had to stop for gas.” 

You giggled, cupping his face and falling in closer to him to kiss your man senseless, nipping on his swollen lips. That made his hips jerk up into you, his cock twitching deep inside you. “Im sure they didn't even question it with this gas guzzler.” 

“You hating on Daffy?” He was somehow able to pass off his puppy dog hurt face, right in the middle of ruining you. Of course, you did insult his beloved bright yellow humvee. 

“Just stating facts, you know I love Daffy.” You curled in closer to him, your thighs squeezing around him. “I’m close Jakey, are you?” You buried your face in against his neck, pressing kisses against tensed tendons and up to his ear, moaning against the shell. “Please? Come with me Jake.” 

“M’right there Baby.” His fingers circled your clit, pushing you to finish. “Lemme have it.” You both rushed to finish, burying himself while you cried out into his shoulder, clutching him as your pussy fluttered around him. 

Panting filled the humvee, the only sound for the moment. 

It wasn't long though till a bang thumped against the door, Cougar yelling from outside. “Get your asses inside before Clay comes and drags you in, you two aren't very inconspicuous in this thing, even parked down the street.” 

You started giggling, Jake trying to muffle you while yelling “Get lost Cougar!” 

[buckymorelikefuckme]

jake jensen x fem reader (obviously)

words: 360ish

warnings & tags: implied smut so **18+ ONLY** also lapslock and poor attempts at humor ok bye

a/n: this gave me an excuse to let go of this silly little draft 😌 thank you hunny ilysm~ this isn't proofread very well either so that's my bad. hope you like it!! xo

jake stumbles out of his bedroom looking unfocused—shellshocked, really—as he fixes his glasses back on the bridge of his nose, knees wobbling with each unsteady step he takes towards the kitchen and bracing himself on every available, sturdy surface he passes. his face is blazing with heat and a sheen of sweat is gathered on his skin not covered by his inside out t-shirt and crooked sweatpants, which were (clearly) put on hastily.

his best friends and roommates, pooch and cougar, who are sitting on the couch with the tv still blaring to drown out the incredibly loud noises that were previously coming out of the aforementioned bedroom, share a look.

“what the fuck did she do to you?” cougar questions.

jake’s attention snaps to his friends, though he very much remains dazed. “that was the best sex of my life,” he whispers with shining eyes, completely serious and almost sounding choked up about it as he grips the back of one of the bar stools so hard his knuckles turn white.

his friends share another look, eyebrows reaching their hairlines.

you waltz out of jake’s room with a hop in your step and a beaming smile. when you pass by jake you brush your fingers across his cheek and he whimpers.

you're practically glowing as you cock your hip and twirl your hair and ask, “see you later?”

“whatever you want,” jake rushes out earnestly.

you grin once again, leaning up to press a kiss to the same cheek you touched before. jake turns a concerning shade of red and stutters out not one single coherent word and gestures vaguely with his hands until he finally snaps his mouth shut, huffing out what one would assume to be a laugh, and jerkily gives you a kiss back that makes you giggle.

you begin to whisper something to jake that has him shifting anxiously on his feet and cutting his eyes over to the men on the couch, but then you say something else and he giggles and rubs the back of his neck shyly.

“oh, that's just sad,” pooch mumbles to cougar.

cougar nods in agreement, watching on in horrified fascination.

[steviebbboi]

A Bad Day Is A Good Day (Jake Jensen x Gf!Reader)

Word count: 581~

Summary: Jake always knows how to bring you the best comfort that you know.

A/N: I'm in the middle of a work training but wanted to write a quick little somethin' somethin' for lovely Essie/@bigtreefest, because she deserves it 💖 love you bestie, hope bf!Jake contributes to a better weekend.

Disclaimer: ***I don't give any permission for this to be reposted anywhere! Pls do not steal work, plagiarism isn't cute*** This isn't beta read and this is so off the cuff. Reblogs help writers reach more readers who may also enjoy our work. As you like, kindly reblog~ <3

Warnings: FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF 🥹

Sniffles left your already red and stuffy nose as you blew hard into a kleenex. Downstairs, you could hear the front door close softly and a familiar pair of boots thud onto the laminat floor.

"Babe? You home?" Jake's muffled and concerned tone resonated upstairs to where you were sitting comfortably on your shared bedroom floor.

A miserable sigh heaved from your tired body as you whimpered out, "In here, Jake-y." Just speaking was such an effort right now and knowing that the source of your comfort was so close just made you even more eager for softness.

His soft footsteps creaked up the stairs and your brain visualized his hefty body climbing up towards your room.

A small cry left your hunched shoulders as your body chose to slowly lay down on the soft carpet underneath you. Facing the door, you saw Jake's worried face gaze around the room until he spotted you on the floor, all curled up in fetal position.

"Oh, bubba." Jake cooed over at you as he approached you at a slow pace, not wanting to startle you. He knew that you were having a rough day when you texted him earlier that afternoon. It started with little things like stubbing your toe on the desk at work, and then a customer just being so mean to you, all the way to having your day escalate to just not feeling heard by your coworkers as they dismissed your feelings.

"It's okay, bubs. I'm here, you're finally home and I'm with you." Jake didn't hesitate joining you on the floor as he laid down right next you, pressed his taut and large body against your frail stature. Releasing a soft whimper, you were instantly cradled by Jake's softness and comfortingly, looming figure. His large hands stroked your back as your curled into him even closer. The heat of his body penetrated your work clothes and you felt like you could finally release a breath of relief.

"I got you, baby. Why don't we just order in and pop in the classics? I could probably get us a free subscription...or Cougar was telling me about this new movie that we might like." He adjusted his skewed glasses as he laid his head on yours resting underneath his chin.

When you didn't say anything, in classic Jake fashion, he backtracked, "Well, we don't have to, you're right that's dumb. We could always cook -- I know that you like my baked chicken. OR, we could also just bake-- something."

Another sniffle left your body, instead of sniffling your sadness, your shoulders were shaking in laughter as you rubbed the last tear from your glistening eyes. Looking up at him, you brought a soft hand to muffle his still mumbling lips to pause his anxious rambling.

You merely smiled up at him as a wave of gratitude washed over you. You felt so lucky to be with someone who just got you. Just being him, and being with him, brought so much joy. He always wanted to make you happy, even at the expense of his own brain overload. You loved him, and that what you told him as you removed your hand from his mouth to reach up and kiss him.

A soft smile grazed both of your lips as you parted and you knew that you would look forward to not just the good days, but also the bad ones. Just for more moments of comfort with him.

A/N 2: LOVE YA BB~ FEEL BETTERRRRRRRR @bigtreefest

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