#Jenna marbles I miss you

[ifwebefriends]

This pop medley rap breakdown by Jenna Marbles is my Roman Empire

Uhh for the ID below I did my best but there’s a few parts where I genuinely cannot tell what she’s singing and I can’t find it online so I’m just going to leave it out until someone tells me what they are

[Video ID. A clip from Jenna Marbles’ circa. 2013 music video “Boyfriends.” It is the part near the end where it is a 106-second long breakdown rapping lyrics to several popular songs.

“All right, girl, just listen to this:

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I can take you places you ain't never been before, Baby take a chance with me or you'll never ever know, I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow, Swag swag swag, on you, Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue, I dunno about me but I know about you, So say hello to falsetto in three two swag, I'd like to be everything you want, Hey girl, let me talk to you, If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone, And I can be a gentleman, anything you want, If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go

Make it nasty, Girl, make it nasty, Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty, Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty, Make it nasty, girl, Make it nasty.

Girl, you looks good, won't you back that ass up (my love)

You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up (my love)

Call me big daddy when you back that ass up, Hoe, I like that ass up

Big Butts and I can not lie, (I wanna dance with somebody)

You other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist (I wanna feel the heat with somebody)

And a round thing in your face you get sprung, wanna pull out your tough (got me lookin’ so crazy right now)

‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed, I found you MS NEW BOOTY, Get it together and bring it back to me (your love’s got me lookin so crazy right now)

Hit the players club for about month or two (got me lookin so crazy right now)

Put his hand on it then see what he do, you can do it put your back into it (I ain’t never gonna dance again)

I can do it put your ass into it (guilty feet have got no rhythm)

You can do it put your back into it (Though it’s easy to pretend)

I can do it put your ass into it (I know you’re not a fool)

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

And they're like

It's better than yours,

Damn right it's better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

I put my hand up on your hip

when i dip you dip we dip

Put your hand up on my hip

When I dip you dip we dip

Fuck yeah!”

End ID.]

[hecate-valentine]

the father

the son

and the holy spirit

[an-adhd-infested-nerd]

My gender is whatever the fuck happens to Julien Solomita when Jenna dresses him up

[abstractcowboy]

i had a dream that jenna marbles came back but the whole video was just her cooking soup by herself in silence

[calkale]

You just cant get content like this anywhere anymore

[bex-xa-2026]

I miss Jenna marbles 😭😭

[leslieseveride]

"alright now i'm covering my third eye, so i will no longer be enlightened"

[rocketsagan-blog]

I miss new Jenna Marbles content. You inspired me to try and be funny, and while I fail miserably, I'm still gonna try.

[ineedanicedcoffeeasap]

First thought of today…

I miss Jenna Marbles on the internet.

*Cries in 2020*

Have a great day.

[enchantedsunflowerkat]

hi i need to speak with jessica messica

[hex-the-rabbit]

Normalize disliking a person without digging up every mistake they did 10 years ago.

[forgive-me-peter]

another day of missing jenna marbles an unbearable amount

[controlled-haterade]

like the more you spend your life thinking people are being malicious towards you the harder people are going to resist against you

[awkward-walking-potato]

I’ve said it once. I’ll say it again. I love how you write Logan, and I have another request for you:) I’m thinking Logan from Deadpool 3 because he’s like the most serious one out of all of them. But for this I think the reader is his complete opposite, like they love to laugh, are affectionate, likes to talk, are short, etc. but you can tell that he really loves them. I’m taking inspo from Jenna marbles (if you haven’t watched her TikTok videos, I highly recommend them, and this will make more sense) but what if reader will be sitting on the couch or their bed, and Logan will walk into the room and they will just be sitting there cry-laughing at some dumb TikTok. Like it could be 1am and he’d find them laughing uncontrollably until they’re crying. Logan just kind of rolls his eyes, or shakes his head but will go and sit with them and watch the TikTok they’re laughing at because he loves them. I don’t think he’d find it funny at all, but I think he would find it a little funny at how hard the reader is laughing

Laughter at 1 AM

Logan pushed open the bedroom door, the dim light from the hallway casting long shadows across the floor. It was late—well past 1 AM—and the Apartment was quiet, except for one unmistakable sound that made him pause in the doorway.

Laughter. Specifically, your laughter.

Logan stood there for a moment, one hand on the doorframe, watching as you sat cross-legged on the bed, phone in hand, shaking with laughter. You were a small thing, especially compared to him, and right now, you looked even smaller, curled up in an oversized sweatshirt that probably belonged to him. Your face was lit up by the glow of your phone, tears streaming down your cheeks as you tried—and failed—to stifle your giggles.

He shook his head, a low sigh escaping him. This wasn’t the first time he’d found you like this, and it probably wouldn’t be the last. You had a knack for finding humor in the most ridiculous things, a trait that was both baffling and endearing to Logan.

It was one of the many things about you that were so different from him. Where he was gruff and reserved, you were bright and affectionate, always ready with a smile or a hug. You loved to talk, filling the silence with your stories and thoughts, and you laughed often, your joy as infectious as it was sincere. And though he didn’t always show it, Logan loved that about you. Loved that you brought a lightness to his life that he hadn’t known he was missing.

He watched as you let out another snort of laughter, clutching your sides as you doubled over, your phone almost slipping from your grasp. Whatever you were watching had clearly struck a nerve, and you were lost to it, the rest of the world forgotten as you gave in to the hilarity.

With a small smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth, Logan stepped into the room, closing the door behind him. He crossed the floor with slow, deliberate steps, the bed creaking slightly under his weight as he sat down beside you. You didn’t notice him at first, too absorbed in the video playing on your screen, but when he reached out and gently plucked the phone from your hands, your laughter faded into a breathless gasp of surprise.

“Logan!” you exclaimed, trying to catch your breath as you looked up at him, eyes still sparkling with mirth. “I didn’t hear you come in.”

“Yeah, well,” he grunted, glancing at the video that was still playing on your phone, “you were kinda distracted.” He held the phone up, squinting at the screen as some ridiculous video played out—a woman sticking mirrored gems to her face from the looks of it. He didn’t get it, not really, but that wasn’t the point.

He looked down at you, your cheeks flushed and eyes watery from laughing so hard, and something warm and unguarded softened his expression. “This what you’re up to at one in the morning, huh? Laughin’ yourself to death over some damn video?”

You bit your lip, trying to suppress another giggle, but the way he was looking at you—half exasperated, half amused—only made it harder. “It’s funny, okay?” you said defensively, though there was no real heat behind your words. “You should’ve seen it! I—oh my God, I can’t even—” And with that, you were off again, collapsing into another fit of laughter, your head dropping onto his shoulder as you shook with giggles.

Logan just sat there, letting you have your moment, though he couldn’t help the faint smile that tugged at his lips. It wasn’t the video that amused him—he still didn’t see the humor in it—but seeing you like this, so full of life and laughter, that was something that never failed to make him feel… well, something warm and unfamiliar in his chest.

When your laughter finally subsided into breathless chuckles, you looked up at him, wiping the tears from your cheeks with the back of your hand. “Sorry,” you said, still smiling. “I know it’s late, but I just couldn’t help it.”

He shook his head, sliding an arm around your shoulders and pulling you closer. “You don’t gotta apologize for laughin’, darlin’,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. “It’s good to see you happy.”

You nestled into his side, resting your head against his chest as the last remnants of laughter bubbled out of you. “I love you, you know that?” you said softly, your voice warm with affection.

Logan’s heart did that thing it always did when you said those words—fluttering slightly in a way that was still new and strange to him. “Yeah,” he rumbled, his voice low and rough. “I know. I love you too.”

You sighed contentedly, nuzzling closer to him, and for a moment, the two of you just sat there in the quiet of the night, the only sound the steady rhythm of Logan’s breathing.

But then, because you couldn’t help yourself, you reached for your phone again. “Okay, but seriously, you have to watch this one,” you said, your eyes lighting up with excitement as you pulled up another video.

Logan rolled his eyes, but he didn’t protest, letting you lean against him as you played the next TikTok. He didn’t get it, and he probably never would, but it didn’t matter. What mattered was the way you lit up, the way your laughter filled the room, chasing away the darkness and bringing a little bit of light into his life.