#Jen and allie are besties

[hbogirls]

Thoughts on Rhoslc!!! - Nicole

i'm really excited to see what happens with season 4 honestly!! like what we have left is two pairs of women who came into the show as besties/allies who have since fractured those relationships in major (irreparable?) ways (plus mary i guess lol). ultimate girls trip 3 didn't give me a ton of hope for heather and whitney, and i think meredith will keep lisa at arm's length for as long as she can just because, even if she is over the hot mic of it all, it's kinda fun to watch lisa squirm. i feel like season 2 is a masterclass in how to do housewives. i mean, a swat arrest in front of a utah strip mall? it kind of doesn't get better than that. season 3 felt like the wind got taken out of its sails a bit just because jen pled guilty prior to it airing, so the suspense wasn't all there. but it still had some fantastic moments. and season one had mary hosting a met gala themed event, even though the met gala is an event that famously changes themes every year AND a fight over jen "smelling like hospital." really a great franchise since its inception.

lastly: meredith > whitney (ik you're not big on her haha) > lisa > mary = heather > jen > both angies > jennie

[ghostly-writers]

Welcome back

Sunlight and birdsong filled the air. A battered radio played dull, drab music. It would suddenly stop playing and spit out a ridiculously high note when its batteries ran low. Allie had her shoulders propped up against the flimsy old fence of her cousin Jen’s garden, an old tattered book in her hands. She watched Jen peer into the clouds. Allie gave a sad smile. Sometimes, she found Jen talking to the clouds almost as if it were her brother Joe. In long, thick strands, her black hair draped across the grass. Allie let out a small laugh. The braid she had woven into Jen’s hair a few days ago was still there even though she had heard her cousin state a matter of factly “I’ll pull it out later I’m not five Allie” but she seemed as if she had grown fond of it. “ Do you want a drink?” Allie asked, closing her book and tucking it under her arm. The sun heat was getting to her and the sweat on her back was beginning to soak through. Jen sat up and her t-shirt was also wet not from her sweat but from the damp grass from the water fight that had broken out. Compared to her cousin’s light pink t-shirt and sunflower necklace. She wore a pitch-black shirt with a skull on the front as well as a dolphin necklace despite the sweltering temperatures.

“ Sure, how about we go into town and go to that tasty slushy place?” she said. Allie nodded enthusiastically, her brown curls bouncing up and down slightly. Jen grinned at her and wandered into the house searching for the car keys and money that their mum/aunt had left for them. This was while she was on some sort of business trip. “Do not and I mean do not go back to that old abandoned theme park. We don't need a repeat of last summer do we?” She said the word summer bitterly like she wasn’t talking about the lovely warm month filled with laughter and (for Allie) hayfever while the winter months were spent indoors watching cartoons and reading magazines. Jen threw the keys into the air and caught them in her hand with a triumphant smirk on her face. Allie sat down and grinned, "Oh no I'm about to pass out, you'll have to carry me" she pushed her top lip out and gave Jen puppy dog eyes as she marched to her cousin, grabbing her by the foot and dragging her around the yard. Jen caught the book and placed it on the patio after Allison yelled, "Stoooppp ok ok ok I'm willing to walk!" Allie stood up shaking, picking up her book that was lying by her feet and tossing it to Jen. After throwing the keys at her cousin, she rushed for the front door. "I'll race you!" She bolted down the street leaving Allie confused and locked in the door before chasing her cousin down the street.

'Slurp's Slushies' was a small soda shop on the corner that sold an assortment of things ranging from pear drops to ice cream floats. The two girls had managed to nab a seat at the long bar that stretched from one end of the room to the large window on their left side. The seats were old fashioned bar stools that were made from old leather that was dyed a deep red. Allie swung around on her seat sticking her legs out and almost hitting a waitress who was precariously balancing two heavy root beers on a tray. She shot her a glare and walked off to a smiling family at a booth tucked away in the corner. Jen ordered an ice cream soda float while Allie ordered a strawberry soda. They were happily talking and sipping on their drinks. The atmosphere was so light they were engrossed in their conversation that they didn't notice the door to the shop opening and a young man entered. He was dressed in a white shirt with red cuffs and a yellow flannel shirt. He was wearing dark blue jeans and red shoes. His brown hair fell over his eyes that scanned the room. He spotted the only seat left. He plopped himself down next to Jen who for some reason couldn't take her eyes off him. She recognised him but she didn’t know where he was from maybe from a movie or something. She turned back to her drink. Allie also looked back shyly when their eyes met. When the man looked at her with drowsy eyes and purple eyebags, she asked him, "Hello, sir, what would you like?" “Yes please can i have…” he trailed off staring at the black chalkboard menu above him “one large black coffee” he reached into his pocket and pulled out a creased leather wallet he produced a few crumpled bank notes placing them on the bar sliding them over the waitress picking them up and putting them in the cash register “that will be out in a moment sir” she said sweetly.  

The man seemed to lean back in his stool tapping his fingers against the wooden surface. Jen looked at him again “It’s considered rude to stare” he said. His voice was gruff and gravely like he smoked but he didn’t smell of smoke at all. Jen looked away again, her cheeks burning with shame. “I’m sorry sir.” She said quietly. The man let out a small laugh and rolled his eyes. “Don't worry about it kid, I have taken into account that I look like death.'' Jen smirked at her joke “you look like you need sleep”. Just as she said that the waitress returned and placed down a large black coffee next to his hand. He took it graciously and took a large sip. “ Who’s your friend?” he asked, flicking his head towards Allie who was innocently sipping her drink and swinging her legs back and forth. Jen looked at her and said “ She is my cousin.” The man let out a slow nod. He seemed as if his body was about to give way and he was going to flop down onto the counter sprawled out. He finished his drink and stood up, his figure towering over Jen. He said "seeee you around kid” and with that he left the shop walking down the street, his hands deep inside his pockets.

Later that evening the girls had decided to get take out pizza for dinner and watch some movies, old romances (to Jen’s disappointed groans) and Horror (to Allie's girly screams). They both sat snuggled up in opposite corners of the couch eating pizza and covered in blankets. CRASH Both of the girls froze in fear the crash had come from the kitchen. They both looked at each other. Jen motioned for Allie to crawl over to her side of the couch while she checked out the source of the noise. She didn’t have anything at her disposal to use as a weapon. Instead, she gulped and silently made her way to the kitchen. The floor was covered with smashed glass. Someone was laid down in a foetal position the coughing Jen turned up her nose as a strong iron smell hit her she looked down at her feet at the absurd amount of blood “oh no” she said gingerly touching the person incase they were faking it and just getting ready to attack “this can't be good” she rolled them over to have a look at their face ready to call the police if necessary she gasped as she saw the persons face. It was the guy from the shop.

[moontheoretist]

She Hulk: Episode 5

- You know what bothers me more than anything else? Figurative queer support. Last week they went over the top to spell to us, the audience, that Jen is straight, even voicing it with the mouth of her best friend. And this week Jen wears a T-shirt with a rainbow on it... ok, she can be a straight ally or smth, but it really rubs in our faces that she could be open for interpretation if the last episode didn't smash that door into our faces and left bruises.

- This episode in a nutshell: Let's set Girly Girl and Tomboy Girl against one another.

- Pug wants two pairs of Iron Man shoes as a collection pieces, and we respect that.

- You know what I like? Men and women talking about fashion to each other. That is a very nice scene. Nikki and Pug are officially fashionista besties forevur. They save the day.

- Boba Café is a front for superhero clothing business? *tries not to think about Kamisato Ayato and his super secret band of ninjas* That checks out.

- Speaking to someone in Chinese, because they look Asian can be a bad thing to do, even if you are visibly not white yourself. Shame is a perfectly understandable reaction, Nikki.

- Titania thinks Shrek is a good insult, but jokes on her if She-Hulk was treated with the same respect as Fiona was, then we would have a better She-Hulk design than what we got.

- This moment when you learn there is a fashion designer celebrity for superheroes. I am like... did Tony or any other Avenger knew about him, because damn, they definitely needed him and I can imagine that only Tony thought about something like this to be important. You have to be presentable as a superhero. Tony mostly wore suits, but they were all well-designed. He never actually wore his skintight flight suit in the MCU, but if he did I can imagine him designing it himself UNLESS he knew about this guy and outsourced this.

- Luke Jacobson absolutely slays. We need him so much!

- Did you notice how that mannequin with male armor had a perked up belly, but when Luke was caressing it with his hand, the camera cut out the belly as if ashamed it ever existed? What is that? Hero fatphobia striking again? Did they ever saw a REAL Norse god?

- That court hearing was really embarrassing and hurtful... damn. That hit. But at last the scene with Jen and Mallory was nice. Jen really deserves better.

- HE DESIGNED NEW DAREDEVIL SUIT *crying from laughing* OMG XD

- I don't believe I have to wait a whole week to see her new clothes.

[esepoimipullula]

BIG spoilers for Fantomius: L’inizio e la fine by Marco Gervasio

Can I just... rant a little bit about how freaking HAPPY the last two episodes of this series made me?! Oh, whatever, I’ll do it anyway. It might just be my love for unlikely protagonist/antagonist team-ups but I LOVED the temporary (or not-so-temporary) alliance we ended up with.

First of all, I really liked Pinko going from “bumbling minor adversary/enemy who’s comically uptight and a bit arrogant but a good person at heart” to “stone-cold badass” in like two lines. It actually fits very well, all things considered.

(”I could have left like Lord Quackett and his girlfriend did! But I’m not a coward, I don’t run away!”

“If injustice is law, it is our duty to oppose it!”)

On the other hand, I also liked him going back to planning to catch Fantomius and his team as soon as the Glomgold emergency was solved and the situation went back to normal. Pinko is not a cold man, but he puts his duty above all else. And his duty is not to any mayor or to any law, but to Duckburg and its citizens. He has to defend them from Wrong and make things Right for them. To him, stealing is Wrong, whether you’re stealing from the poor or from conceited or dishonest nobles. To make things Right, you have to catch the thieves. Likewise, exploiting those who are defenseless against you for your personal gain is Wrong, whether you’re a criminal or someone in a position of power. To make things Right, the one who’s doing the exploiting must be brought down and exposed, by any means necessary. These two thoughts can and do coexist, one doesn’t cancel the other out. Not even if the thief helps catch the shady powerful person in the act. I can appreciate a character with such strong convinctions and ideals.

Then... there’s Lady Senape. (A small side note: did any Fantomius stories with her ever get officialy translated? Because I’ve seen people on here refer to her with her original name and I can’t help but wonder... do you guys know it literally means Lady Mustard? Like, because she’s kind of a foil to Dolly Paprika? Paprika... Mustard...?)

Anyway, I really, really loved her in this one. Seeing her go from the usual petty but cunning and ruthless enemy to unlikely ally ro actual friend was extremely satisfying, even if most of her character development happened offscreen.

Now, this is probably an unpopular opinion, but... I’ve always liked her as a character. Because she’s a foil to Dolly but she’s not just some Clingy Jealous Ex or a shrew who can’t actually manage to do anything on her own, because she’s kind of a foil to John, too, because I have a fondness for friends/lovers to enemies situations, and because I was utterly charmed by her first appearance. The mystery, the tension, the whole Chinese theatre thing with the symbolic colours... it all made a big impression on me, y’know? So, that’s why I was pretty disappointed when it looked she was never going to get any real character development. In any direction, I mean. Had she turned out into something like a Big Bad to rival Glomgold, I would have been just happy that she got a little something more to do in the Fantomius stories.

And that was were I thought her character was headed to when I began reading L’inizio e la fine. I mean, she WAS getting the chance to seriously mess up everyone’s future, right? And well, she did, pretty much...

But the prologue of L’inizio e la fine came with a little article on Lady Senape herself. Probably just to recap her previous appearances for forgetful or occasional readers, sure. But between explaining why she wanted revenge on Fantomius after Fu Man Etchù, comparing and contrasting her to Dolly, and showing Gervasio’s studies on her character, the writer slipped in a bit of backstory that... I don’t really remember if it had ever come up before, honestly.

“Jen Yu comes from a family of Chinese farmers and she’s a descendant of Ching Shih, the nom de plume of the lady pirate who terrified the Chinese Seas at the beginning of the XIX century,” the article said. And being fascinated by lady pirates, Ching Shih herself, AND the idea of Jen Yu having a backstory offering all kinds of possibilities and parallels (did she go from downtrodden peasant to ruthless thief, unlike John who went from dissatisfied nobleman to gentleman thief? Did she discover her ancestry and immediately decide to emulate Ching Shih to take revenge on society for a difficult upbringing, kinda like early days Paperinik? Was a secret diary involved? Were her parents honest folks or was Ching Shih’s glory reduced into a family of petty thieves and crooks, and either way, did Jen Yu ever want to commit great and daring crimes to make her pirate ancestor proud? Did...) I couldn’t stop reading too deep into it. Though in the end, my main take from it was... “Wait, is she getting an actual backstory and an article all about her because she’s gonna be... important?? Sympathetic??? Someone the readers will be supposed to root for at some point????”

Nevertheless, I tried not to raise my own hopes too much. For all I objectively knew, Senape was just gonna be petty and vindictive and have her backstory never actually mentioned or referenced in-story and...

And then, Distopia and La fine e l’inizio happened. And the only thing that didn’t make me absolutely giddy about her was the lack of “Well, you know, one of my ancestors really was a pirate!” lines during the whole “boarding Glomgold’s ships” sequence.

Of course, I did spend the week between those two stories theorizing how Senape would turn out to be secretly working with Glomgold and spying on the group even as she pretended to have become their friend. Or betray everyone and ally herself with Glomgold as soon as things got too tough for her liking. Or help take down Glomgold but then immediately try to steal the golden mask again and turn back to the asshole I knew and loved (even as I longed to see something more done with her...). Needless to say, I didn’t (dare hope to) think the change would stick or even bring about any significant character development. And yet, what did I get?

Senape working together with Dolly and Copernico for a whole year without ever selling them out. The three of them being actually a good team. The three of them becoming actual friends. Senape and Dolly giving up on their “Lol your boyfriend used to be my lover don’t you feel sooo jealous when you think about it?” “Bitch you broke his heart and you’re an asshole and I want to punch you in the face” dynamic to... become an honest-to-goodness adorable duo? And Senape becoming a permanent (?) member of the team because Dolly asked her and Copernico vouched for her and she was all for it because she liked working with them?? Dolly defending Jen Yu from John’s objections and John giving in even if he rightfully doesn’t trust his ex completely???

*squees*

Btw, I’m also just so happy about Dolly having what seems to be shaping up as a regular female friend that is also involved in her criminal life. She deserves that. <3

If it doesn’t all go back to normal in the next Fantomius series with a sudden backstabbing, that is. I’ll be very sad for Dolly if that happens. Hope they just keep being besties.

[lyceebug13]

Queer Women

I figured since it's Pride month I'd make a playlist featuring songs by various queer women. Happy Pride and I hope you enjoy! Feel free to add any i forgot in the comments and I'll gladly update the list.

Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko

What I Need - Hayley Kiyoko (feat. Kehlani)

He'll Never Love You (HNLY) - Hayley Kiyoko

Girls Go Wild - LP

When We're High - LP

Only a Girl - Gia Woods

Talia - King Princess

Pussy is God - King Princess

1950 - King Princess

Cheap Queen - King Princess

Holy - King Princess

She Keeps Me Warm - Mary Lambert

I Didn't Just Kiss Her - Jen Foster

Explosion - Zolita

i wanna be your girlfriend - girl in red

girls - girl in red

Night Go Slow - Catey Shaw

Bestie - Sizzie Rocket

Drink Too Much - G Flip

Killing My Time - G Flip

Valhalla - Lauren Ruth Ward

I Touch Myself - Lauren Ruth Ward

Sick of Losing Soulmates - dodie

Touch - Shura

I Want Her (feat. Georgia Harris) - Blind Fury

Pynk (feat. Grimes) - Janelle Monáe

LGBT - Lowell

Walking With a Ghost - Teagan and Sara

Boyfriend - Teagan and Sara

0108 - Nakala

Come on in My Kitchen - Larkin Poe

Let Me Go - be steadwell

She's Not You - Grace Petrie

Get Like - Kehlani

Honey - Kehlani

Burn - Maleia Bisera

I Kissed a Girl - Jill Sobule

Wrong - Ally Hills

Space - Ally Hills

Strangers - Halsey, Lauren Jauregui

With A Girl Like You - Thao & The Get Down Stay Down

Becoming Myself - Domo Wilson

Crissy - Domo Wilson

Say Bitch - Snow Tha Product

Help a Bitch Out - Snow Tha Product (feat. O.T. Genasis)

go to hell. - luhx

[smilingformoney]

America’s Most Eligible 3 Diamond Scene: Reminisce with your Friends

You: I couldn’t possibly leave without saying goodbye to my besties. Jen: Great! I’ll lead the way.

-If you’ve been to the producers’ lounge before

Jen leads the four of you to the producers’ lounge, where she motions for you to sit on the couch.

-If you haven’t been to the producers’ lounge before

Jen leads you all into a modern, white office in the mansion, where she motions for you to sit on the couch.

Mackenzie: What is this place, Jen? I’ve never been here before… Jen: You’re looking at the brand-new producers’ lounge I designed when I became showrunner. It’s a place for the crew to kick back. You: Are you giving us all all-access tour on our last night here? Jen: Actually, I brought you here because I made you a going-away gift. It’s not much, but… Well, I’ll just show you. She turns on an enormous flat screen TV, dimming the lights as she loads the menu of a DVD… Title: ‘A Trip Down Memory Lane’ Adam: Don’t tell me… Jen: Surprise! I found some unaired B-roll from the past couple of seasons, and put it together in a compilation. Jen: This is our last night together in the mansion. I thought it’d be nice to look at how far we’ve come. Derek: Aw, Jen! You didn’t have to do this. Jen: I wanted to. You guys have made my job a lot more fun since we case you on the show.

You: Thank you, Jen… -You’re an incredible friend.

You: You’ve always been so goo to us, even when we didn’t deserve it. I’m gonna miss spending every day together. Jen: So am I, believe me. How could any contestants measure up to you guys? Mackenzie: Obviously no one can. We’re one of a kind.

-I’m so happy I married you.

You: You’re kind, generous, and so thoughtful. I’m so lucky to be your spouse. Jen smiles fondly at you, taking your hand in hers. Jen: We’re both lucky.

-Now, roll that tape!

You: I wanna see all the embarrassing footage you dug up from the archives! Mackenzie: Yeah, play the embarrassing Derek footage! Derek: Why do you assume there’s embarrassing footage of me?!

Adam: Jen, would you do us the honours? He hands her a remote control. She beams at him. Jen: It would be my pleasure. Our first clip comes from Season 10… And with that, Jen pushes ‘play’.

When the video loads, you see Mackenzie and Derek chatting in the mansion living room. Derek: So, you said your name is Mackenzie? It’s really pretty. Mackenzie: Thanks. Derek: I’m Derek, by the way. Mackenzie: Didn’t ask, but okay. Derek clears his throat, obviously thrown by Mackenzie’s coldness. Derek: You know, you’ll improve your odds of winning this thing if you have allies. I was thinking maybe we could-- Mackenzie: Let me stop you right there, Eric. Derek: It’s Derek. Mackenzie: Whatever. I’m not interested in a fake reality TV relationship, or an allegiance, or anything you’re trying to sell me. Mackenzie: I came here to win, not to make friends. So do yourself a favour and stay out of my way. With that, Mackenzie turns on her heel and stalks off. Jen presses ‘pause’ on the remote.

Adam: What the hell did I just watch? Derek groans, burying his face in his hands. Derek: I completely forgot about this. I thought I could convince Mackenzie to do a showmance with me! Mackenzie: Oh, how wrong you were. You: Okay, this is way too juicy.

You: I can’t believe… -Derek thought that would work!

You: Out of all the people you could’ve picked to hit on, Mackenzie should’ve been the last on your list. Mackenzie: In his defence, I’m smokin’ hot and ambitious. On paper, I was the clear choice for a fake girlfriend. Derek: Unfortunately for me, I didn’t know how much of a badass you were. That interaction had me scared for days. Mackenzie: And you never bugged me again.

-Mackenzie was so mean back then!

Mackenzie: Who says I’m not still mean? You: Give it up, Mackenzie. You’ve been nice and cuddly with us for two seasons at this point. Derek: You’re softer than you’re willing to admit. The sooner you own up to it, the sooner we stop teasing you about it. Mackenzie: …Fine. When it comes to you guys, I may have a little bit of a soft spot.

Adam: I don’t know if I should be excited or scared to see what comes next. Jen: Why don’t we watch and find out? I’ve got another Season 10 clip up my sleeve…

The image changes. You see Jen walking across the beach, muttering to herself and struggling to carry an armful of booms. Jen: You love your job, you love your job, you love-- Adam: Need a hand? Adam jogs into the frame and takes the booms from Jen. She frowns and looks at her feet. Jen: Thanks, Adam, but if Piper found out I was letting contestants help me-- Adam: What Piper doesn’t know won’t hurt her. Right, man? He casts a meaningful glance toward the camera. Cameraman’s Voice: Hey, your secret’s safe with me. Jen: Thank you. Usually I have production assistants to help with this kind of thing, but Piper thinks I’ve been slacking lately. Adam: So she’s trying to teach you a lesson by working you into the ground? I swear, this show would be better off without her. Jen: Adam… why are you being so nice to me? I thought you resented us producers for what happened in Season 9. Adam: I don’t resent you, Jen. I don’t necessarily trust you with my deep, dark secrets, but I know you’re a good person deep down. Adam: Piper’s a bully and a tyrant. I know she’s the only reason you’ve ever manipulated contestants. You’d lose your job if you didn’t. Jen: She says I’m too soft. That I’m not cut out for a career in reality TV. Adam: She’s wrong. AME would be a much better show with someone like you at the helm. Adam: Something to think about.

Jen hits ‘pause’ again, and Adam sinks back against the couch. Adam: I had no idea you still had the footage. Jen: You really helped me that day, Adam. I was seriously on the verge of quitting before you said all those nice things. Derek: So what you’re saying is, producer-hating Bad Boy Adam basically saved the show?

You: We owe you one, Adam… -AME would’ve sucked without Jen!

Mackenzie: Ditto. Without Jen, who would’ve saved us from Carson? You: Who would’ve pitched this kickass season? Derek: No one can do what Jen does. Adam: That’s just facts. Jen: You guys… Thank you.

-You’re a reality TV hero!

Adam: I don’t know if I’d go that far. Jen: Why not? If I’d quit, then the entire scope of the show would be different. Derek: We wouldn’t have had this game-changing season, that’s for sure. You: Just face it, Adam. Everything would’ve been different without you. Adam: I still think you’re giving me too much credit… but I’m glad I could help Jen.

Jen: Ready for one more clip? This one’s from last season, and it might be my favourite. You: Let’s see it.

When the video starts again, you see Adam, Mackenzie, Derek, and Jen sitting on the roof together. Fiancée: Thanks for meeting me up here, everyone. I have an idea for next season I wanna run by you guys.

-If you were engaged to Jen

Jen: Since we haven’t started planning the wedding special, we have a lot of creative freedom with what we can do… Jen: In theory, it’ll be mostly about me and Jamie, but you’ve all been a huge part of our AME journey.

-If you were engaged to someone else

Fiancée: I know the wedding special will mostly be about me and Jamie, but we couldn’t have made it this far without you.

Fiancée: I want you all to be in the wedding. And I think we should surprise Jamie by flying out out on the first day of filming. Maid of Honour: I think that’s a great idea. Jamie’s done so much for us these past couple of seasons… Best Man: Agreed. It’s high time we started giving back. Officiant: I can’t wait to see their face when they see us! Fiancée: I’m glad you’re all in. Honestly, I wanna make sure next season is Jamie’s best one yet. Fiancée: The maid of honour’s right. They’ve been the rock of our little group since Season 10. Officiant: Honestly, I couldn’t even imagine my life without them. I was a completely different person before we became friends. Best Man: So, it’s settled then. Let’s do our damndest to make Jamie’s last season unforgettable… Fiancée: …And make sure they get everything their heart desires.

The video ends, and you stare around at your friends in awe. You: You guys really came on the show for me? Maid of Honour: It felt like the least we could do. Best Man: It’s like the officiant said, Jamie. You really are the rock of this group. Officiant: We weren’t gonna pass up the opportunity to celebrate you.

You: Wow, you guys… -I love you all so much.

You: When I first came on AME, I never thought I’d leave with the best friends I’ve ever had. You: I’m so lucky I met you. You’ve all made my life so much better in more ways than I can say. Officiant: Likewise. Like I said on the video, you changed my life for the better. Maid of Honour: The five of us are friends for life. Best Man: We’re practically soulmates.

-I’m really gonna miss you.

You: I think it really just hit me that we’ll never be all together on this set again. You: Now that it’s our final night here, I honestly can’t imagine saying goodbye. Maid of Honour: Good thing this isn’t goodbye, then. Best Man: Yeah, you’re not getting rid of us that easy. Officiant: Friendship like this doesn’t come around every day. The five of us are practically soulmates.

You: Soulmates, huh…? You gaze at your four best friends, marveling at the way you’ve all changed and grown together. You: Honestly, I couldn’t agree more.

[realhousewives-fan]

Ice Cold Shoulders in Salt Lake City

After Lisa Barlow’s horrible rant about Meredith Marks, the two besties are not okay!

They were meeting up, not with each other but with their nemesis. Lisa met up with Heather Gay, while Meredith met up with Jen Shah.

But Meredith needed an ally. 

She didn’t take the highway as she started spreading rumours about Lisa’s marriage and finances!

The thing is: Lisa was ranting. Meredith is intentionally trying to hurt Lisa!

At the birthday party for Sharrieff Shah where everybody showed up in light-coloured sequence, they showed up in black dresses.

Even when they’re on the outs, they’re still twinning.

I could see that Lisa felt incredibly uncomfortable at that party. 

She cowered away with Heather and Whitney Rose, whom she hasn’t been the best of friends with.

I knew when we first heard Lisa’s horrible rant that this would have big consequences. Like, their poor husbands!

Seth Marks looked so uncomfortable listening to Meredith speculating about their friends’ marriage and finances.

And when Seth and John Barlow met at this party, it felt so awkward! These poor guys.

When Lisa tried to talk to Meredith she was met with the coldest shoulder, and when she tried to talk to Seth, it got even more awkward.

He asked her where her hurtful words came from. Her rant happened on a girls trip, which are very draining to film.

We know Kathy Hilton had a meltdown in Aspen, and she blamed the alcohol, exhaustion and insecurity. 

Lisa could possibly make the same excuses.

“Where much is given, much is expected. So, if you’ve given 10 years to a friendship, you’re expected to have a conversation about a path of forgiveness.”

Heather says that in her confessional about Meredith, meaning that she should give Lisa and their friendship another chance.

I wonder what Heather says about her fallout with Whitney later this season.

But the production of RHOSLC is just so amazing, it’s like watching a movie!

The opening teaser with a throwback to their first confessionals about their friendships was foreshadowing of how much is going to change this season.

[davidbowieblue]

Gay Girl Music

For lesbians, bisexuals, and everything in between.

Spotify Playlist

Beatrice Eli – Girls

Ally Hills – Her Lover

Zolita – Holy

Halsey – Ghost

Hayley Kiyoko – Cliffs Edge

The Veronicas – On Your Side

Angel Haze – Battle Cry

Mary Lambert – Know Your Name

Avicii – Addicted To You

Partner – Play the Field

Tracy Chapman – Fast Car

Sizzy Rocket – Bestie

Borgeous – Invincible

Dodie Clark – She

KSHMR – Memories

Shura – Touch

Kehlani – Honey

The Happy Mess – Backyard Girl

Elektra – I Don’t Do Boys

Brandi Carlile – The Story

MØ – Nights With You

t.A.T.u. – All The Things She Said

PVRIS – Anyone Else

Uh Huh Her – Explode

Studio Killers – Jenny

Silversun Pickups – Dots and Dashes

Luna Blake – Horizon

The Neighborhood – A Little Death

Child Actor – Against The Night

Rhianna – Te Amo

Panic! At The Disco – Girls/Girls/Boys

BiBi Bourelly – Sally

Be Steadwell – Worthy

Icona Pop – Girlfriend

The Butchies – She’s So Lovely

Doria Roberts – Honey Jar

Ria Mae – Girlfriend

Kesha – I Need a Woman to Love

Matt Fishel – Radio-Friendly Pop Song

Rita Ora – Girls

Jen Foster – I Didn’t Just Kiss Her

L Devine – Like You Like That

Lucy & La Mer – Rebel Babe

LP – Lost On You

Girl in Red – I Wanna Be Your Girlfriend

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

WLW Song List:

A few points before you get in there:

The songs are in alphabetical order by title.

It’s not a comprehensive list, just the ones I get rec’d from followers. 

I’ll keep it updated if I get more recs in the future. 

Definitely opened my eyes to the unbelievably large amount of gay girls out there robbing stores in between make-out sessions in a getaway car.

Have fun!

Singers With Too Many Gay AF Songs for Me To Individually Link:

Ally Hills

Fletcher

G Flip

Hayley Kiyoko

King Princess

LP

Mary Lambert

Matilda

Melissa Etheridge

Tegan & Sara

The Internet

Valentina Etchegoyen

Young MA

Individual WLW Songs:

Against the Night - Child Actor

Americano - Lady Gaga

Back to Bed - Boyscout

Backyard - The Happy Mess

Bad Liar - Selena Gomez

Bestie - Sizzy Rocket **NSFW**

Bisexual Anthem - Domo Wilson

B.O.M.O. - Tatiana Manaois

Boys Aside - Sofya Wang

Crayons - Cupcakke

Cannibal Queen (Cover) - Tessa Violet

Cantinho - Ana Carolina

Carousel - Sami Grisafe

Cheat Codes - Little Mix

Claire de Lune (feat. Christine Hoberg) - Flight Facilities (one of the most soothing wlw songs about murder you’ll ever listen to)

Cloud 69 - LowellCool for the Summer - Demi Lovato

Daisy (feat. Julia Michaels) - Zedd

Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover - Sophie B. Hawkins

Dancing On My Own - Glee Cast

Don’t Pull Away - J. Views

Drive - Melissa Ferrick **NSFW**

Electric Love (Cover) - Noah Cyrus

Explosion - Zolita

Face Your Fears - Bria & Chrissy

Fast Car (feat. Dakota) - Jonas Blue

Favorite Girl - Katelyn Tarver

Feels Like Home - Bea Miller & Jessie Reyez

First Position - Kehlani

Fucked Up World - The Pretty Reckless

Girlfriend - Icona Pop

Girls - Beatrice Eli **NSFW**

Ghost - Halsey

Gold - Ria Mae

Graveyard - Halsey

Hate To Tell You - Katelyn Tarver

Hey Girl (feat. Florence Welch) - Lady Gaga

Hey There Delilah (Cover) - Jasmine Thompson

Holy - Zolita

Honey - Kehlani

Horizon - Luna Blake

Hotel Room - Lauren Sanderson

Human Contact - Catey Shaw

I Didn’t Just Kiss Her - Jen Foster

I Don’t Do Boys - Elektra

I Fell In Love - Liquid Pie

I Kissed A Girl - Jill Sobule (bet you thought it was Katy Perry lol)

I Know A Place - MUNA

I Think She Knows (Cover) - Kaki King

I Want Her (feat. Georgia Harris) - Blind Truth

If You Should Try to Kiss Her - Dressy Bessy

Jenny - Studio Killers

Jenny - BETS (Jenny’s officially the gayest name pass it on)

Kaleidoscope - Courtney Act

Let Her Go (Cover) - Arden Cho

Let Yourself Down - Hollie Col

LGBT - Cupcakke

LGBT - Lowell

Lick It - God-des & She **NSFW** (a little L Word throwback for ya)

Love You Anyway - Ji Nilsson & Marlene

Morning (feat. Kehlani) - Teyana Taylor

My Best Friend’s Hot - The Dollyrots

My Cup - Glee Cast (cuz why the hell not lmao)

Need to Be Needed - Amber

Night Go Slow - Catey Shaw

Nights With You - MØ

Make Me Feel - Janelle Monáe

Memories (feat. Sirah) - KSHMR & Bassjackers

Mine - Glee Cast

Move On - Garden City Movement

One More (feat. MØ) - Elliphant

One More Day - Sistar

Only A Girl - Gia

Only Straight Girls Wear Dresses - CWA **NSFW**

Planez (Cover) - Katelyn Tarver

Please Don’t Love Someone - Hollie Col

Potions - SEE

Professional Smiler - Cassidy King

P.U.N.K. Girl - Heavenly

Radiant Warmth - Mika Ratsula

Red - Mika Ratsula

Red Light - Ria Mae

Ride - Lola Zouaï

Ride Me Like A Wave - Janis Ian

Riptide (Cover) - Noah Cyrus

Riptide (Cover) - Taylor Swift

Rude (Cover) - Kina Grannis

Rude (Cover) - Madilyn Bailey

Secret Love Song, Pt II (Cover) - Cat Grace

She - Jen Foster

She’s A Lady (Cover) - Lion Babe

She’s So Lovely - The Butchies

Sick of Losing Soulmates - Dodie

Slumber Party (feat. Princess Nokia) - Ashnikko **NSFW**

Songbird - Glee Cast

So Happy I Could Die - Lady Gaga

Stay (feat. Maty Noyes) - Kygo

Sticky Situation (feat. Syd) - Quiñ

Strangers (feat. Lauren Jauregui) - Halsey

Supergirl (feat. Alle Farben & YOUNOTUS) - Anna Naklab (no fucking offense, but this is the cutest video I’ve ever seen????)

Take Her From You - Dev

Take Me To Church (Cover) - Ellie Goulding

Te Amo - Rihanna

There She Goes - Sixpence None The Richer

Touch - Shura

Twisted Alchemy - Cruskin

With A Girl Like You - Thao & The Get Down

What’s It Gonna Be? - Shura

Wherever We Are - Human Life

Your Song (Cover) - Ellie Goulding

[fatoudixon]

flatshare >> boy squad. the wtfock boy squad don’t even seem to have a genuine, meaningful bond. the flatshare supported robbe through the lowest point in his life, they put a roof over his head and helped him while his ‘broerrrs’ were doing the bare minimum. plus those boys have ZERO depth like they’re meant to be besties and yet there’s no connection at all?

anon you are SO RIGHT and you should say it. their friendship is very shallow, very surface level. robbe tried to reach out multiple times and for someone that is already an introvert to have his so called friends shut him down or leave whenever he is trying to talk?? lol. which is why i hate the jens ally bi woke king nonsense more than life itself. doing the bare minimum doesn’t win you the ally award. just say you stan him because of his looks and be done with it. in the og the boys try to get isak to talk multiple times, he just doesn’t feel ready to. that’s the key difference. the boy squad is fucking horrible. i see maybe jens and moyo staying friends but as a group their entire dynamic is flawed. it’s a friendship of circumstance really. robbe got lucky with the flatshare and sander.