#Jeff pfister

[m0tor8aby]

Something about that little loser makes me gnaw on the bars of my enclosure. He's a loser he's a coke addict he's a satanist he's a billionaire he's bisexual he's responsible for the death of the witches and my gay best friend Mr Gallant and I don't care he's my guy

although i've BEEN saying i'd fuck jeff pfister i'm tired of pretending he isn't fine as hell

[themuselesswriter]

Also Evan Peters cause this guy's been through hell

[evnp17]

YALL HAVE NO IDEA, IL THIS EDIT SM OMG

its by:@per4ltcine

[melsimps]

I saw someone do this with another actor, but decided to do an evan version bc I have had visions all night abt this.

Au where everythings the same, only Evan's characters are cats in a cat cafe. (Also please note: I have never watched AHS, simply bc I cannot handle the content so if anything is wrong, feel free to correct me/add anything/anyone in the comments/reblogs).

Okay, so right off the bat, Tate? Cream-coloured american shorthair. A bit more anti-social and tends to hide to himself up in a tall cat tree. If he chooses to sit on your lap, consider yourself lucky.

So is Kyle, only he's longhaired and very fluffy and cuddly. He is also by far the friendliest cat and will go out of his way to play with the other kitties.

Kit is a brown domestic short-haired tabby. Always makin' biscuits in blankets. Purrs very loudly, and meows loud too.

Mr. March is a Tuxedo cat and he has a collar with a little bell on it. He is the kind of cat that will sit with the customers and "talk" with them. A total chatterbox cat.

Kai is a blue domestic longhaired cat and he is almost fucking feral. Hisses and swipes and huffs and growls with everyone except for like one or two staff members.

Austin is a Lykoi. Simply bc he's pretentious like that (also they're called "Werewolf cats", and I think it's funny to give that cat to a vampire lol).

Jimmy Darling is a cornish rex, and he's also a polydactyl cat (so many beans,,,,). He meows about as loudly as Kit and also he will like, only cuddle with women.

Peter is a longhaired silver tabby, and he gets the zoomies on a regular basis. He also tries to steal cakes and stuff from customers. Resident thief and menace, yet his crimes are excused because see, him face?

Rory is an orange tabby and he sadly does not have the brain cell most of the time.

...Jeff Pfister is a bingus.

Colin zabel is a solid black British shorthair and the biggest cuddlebug of the lot.

Warren is a longhaired brown tabby, and he loves catnip.

[tiffysdeath]

i'm so in love with jeff and this fuck ass bowl cut he has omg

[gostlyghost]

𝐆𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭.

My boy, my boy, my boy...

P.s. Well.. I came back after a little rest that I had arranged for myself. So, let's continue our "show."

and yes.. "The cover" is not the same as usual today.

[vrtualvr]

id let him do coke off my tits

[itsreina29]

Did I have fun making these? Yes. Yes, I did.

[marchsfreakshow]

Let me bite him.

[pananka-art]

2023

[kaiandersonsdevotedwife]

EVAN PETERS PYRAMID JUST DROPPED!!!!

[bratsygirlsworld]

same tho…

[themuselesswriter]

Evan Peters Color Palette - American Horror Story

Okay so I did a thing, just look at those beautiful colors! And Tate feels straight out of The Fairly OddParents.

[lemoniiiiiii]

wait why is jeff pfister kinda...

[silverzoomies]

it’s so silly you’re writing for Jeff Pfister right now because i am too !! i got a req for him a few days ago and i’m kind of struggling 🙈

WE ALL HAVIN' A JEFF MOMENT LMAO !!! that's amazing !!! i gotta stay up to date on your writing cuz i'd love to read that 💗

jeff is actually so easy because no one even cares about him that much. so you can basically do whatever you want !!!

he's a satan worshipping sleaze bag genius. he makes sex bots for a living. he's a coke addict but it's impossible for him to OD. he's horny. he's spoiled. he desperately wants the world to end because he hates everything that much. he reminds me of a super selfish, super unhappy crypto bro billionaire. probably feels empty inside and tries to fill the void with drugs and meaningless sex.

you can do sooo much with that !!! now go forth and write greedy egomaniac cokenut head !!!

[gostlyghost]

𝐆𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭.

My old edit with the lovely J.P.M.