#Jeff corvette

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Icon change for pride month!

Also some jeff/Lewis cause I hardly ever make content for them

[kachowthunder]

The pre race party summed up

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Do you think Jeff used to be a piston cup racer before he began racing in GT racing?

Seeing how irl Jeff and Ray used to work together, it wouldn't surprise me if Gorvette and Reverham used to work together too, long before Jeff met John Lassetire.

(also btw, I apologise if this ask was sent twice, tumblr glitched out on me, and idk why)

I think in the Carsverse, Jeff Gorvette was always a GT racer. Inasmuch as the Piston Cup will let basically anything on track (lol), there's something in my mind that's just like, Corvette no. Corvette does not belong on stock car track.

The Piston Cup's rules package is much looser than NASCAR's, with cars across eras that in our world are so functionally different from each other it would never work (in our world). I mean, they let Cruz walk on, and she is a literal street car.

But I do think some distinctions remain--otherwise the WGP wouldn't have been as special and seminal as it was, where you had all these extremely different cars from different disciplines racing together. And apparently my line in the sand is Corvettes.

I don't necessarily think that needs to be everyone's line--I mean, why is a Corvette so much different than a Superbird, a bunch of roly poly Gen 5s, and one-of-a-kind purpose-built LMQ all racing together--but I feel like historically there doesn't seem to be room for Jeff having raced in the Piston Cup--at least, not long enough to make the splash Jeff Gordon did in NASCAR.

I feel like the Piston Cup missed the experience of Dale Sr. and Jeff, and Jeff and Jimmie, because Piston Cup racing careers have (had) a longevity that let them skip clear from Richard Petty to Lightning McQueen (who shares an era with Jimmie but of course is not Jimmie). I write about this perennially on this blog, but I maintain that part of the reason Lightning was so well-loved when he arrived and such a lightning rod for the sport, pun unintended, is because narratively the sport needed him.

I don't know if this is true in other sports, but NASCAR media explicitly talks about events in NASCAR as "storylines." Particularly with The King retiring and taking his star power with him, the Piston Cup needed Lightning's storyline. It needed him to get tires in the stands, it needed the talent, the "sizzle," in order to maintain its cultural crown. I don't think that need would have been as great if Jeff Gorvette had been there doing Jeff Gordon things. And if that meant putting up with "a very confident Lightning McQueen," the Piston Cup didn't have lot of room to have qualms about it. At least he wasn't Chick, in that LMQ has never intentionally walled anyone. (And really, of course they'll put up with him. Those cameras and those interviews and those headlines all had their hand in making him.)

[mensfactory]

1966 Chevrolet Corvette convertible restomod

This concours-level build, completed in 2022, was done by Jeff Hayes Customs.

Courtesy: Barrett-Jackson

[itcars]

Chevrolet Corvette (C8)

Image by Jeff Bergman || IG  

[ablogofcourage]

A family staple growing up...

[mightywhite]

[jeff-davis]

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[juniepops]

[classic 50s bad boy archetype leaning on his corvette trying to woo a dame in a poodle skirt] aw come on baby you know I wouldn’t hurt nobody like that. I’m a jeff the lover not a jeff the fighter

[xidolafx]

*pokes Cars fandom* you guys still about? 👁👁

Recently got back into Cars 2, recreating the racers in FH4 and all the designs are public :)

Also! The orange/yellow accents on Nigel have been fixed, i just forgot to take an updated screenshot T.T

Miguel will probably be last one i complete, as to have all of these shareable… i need to make everything myself… symbols included… 🇪🇸 T.T’

Anyway, i tried to get the cars themselves as close to them as possible (Francesco & Rip being the furthest from design as those type of cars just aren’t available in FH4)

Incomplete

McQueen - SRT Viper GTS - Dodge

Max - C 63 AMG Coupe black series - Mercedes

Miguel - GT-R Preorder - Nissan

Carla - Zonda R - Pagani

Shu - RXC Turbo - Radical

Completed

Francesco - Mono - Bac

Nigel - Vantage GT12 - Aston Martin

Jeff - Corvette ZR1 - Chevrolet

Raoul - #199 WRX STI VT15R Rally Car - Subaru (see reblogs)

Lewis Hamilton - P1 - McLaren (see reblogs)

Rip Clutchgoneski - X-Bow R - KTM (see reblogs)

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So we told you about the REAL American Graffiti '55 Chevy we have joining us this year for the upcoming Muscle Car and Corvette Nationals show, November 23-24. We will have more to announce about this iconic car and its builder in the coming days.

In addition to that one, we also have another iconic actual Movie Car joining us; The REAL Joe Dirt Daytona! and again, we are taking that to another level, with something very special to go along with it, Thanks to the Mopars 5150 crew and Jeff Kelderman

Like we often say, when it comes to the Muscle Car and Corvette Nationals show, expect the unexpected!

@mopars5150 @keldermantrucks @davidspade

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Sexy. This latest “Concept8” Chevrolet C8 Corvette was built by the team at Nowicki Autosport Design and debuted at the 2024 SEMA Show. It’s equipped with Nowicki Autosport Design’s Concept8 carbon fiber aero package, powered by Nowicki's 675HP Matrix II LT2 Stroker Engine package, and rides on Brembo brakes, Michelin Pilot Sport 4S tires, and 20x10/21x12.5 Forgeline one piece forged monoblock VV1R wheels finished in Transparent Gold! See more at: https://www.forgeline.com/customer-gallery-jeff-nowicki/cgk2806

[sinew-lattice]

I'm playing fucking galactic whack-a-mole here and I'm LOSING (mentally, in reality i will eventually win its just taking a toll on my brain)

TLDR: the entire galaxy wants me dead, is infiltrating my empire through like five wormholes, and I'm only staying alive by being Jeff bezos and throwing absurd amounts of cheap garbage at my enemies

For context, I'm playing determined exterminator machine and became the crisis, not to blow up the galaxy, I haven't even built one stage of the aetherophasic engine or used the star eaters (except once in an attempt to blow up a quantum catapult bc fuck the things, it did not work btw) I just wanted the combat buffs and cool ships.

But now I'm in forever war with the half of the galaxy I can't be asked to murder and they are weirdly competent?? For starters they're actually managing to field fleets at all which is impressive, and secondly, they're using the fucking wormholes! I've had to station several fleets on EVERY wormhole in my empire and every time they manage to beat a fleet I have to send the fleets that were supposed to be guarding another wormhole to beat them back, meanwhile the wormhole they were supposed to be guarding has even more fleets pouring through it! And while all of this is happening half of my entire navy is held up fighting fucking tempest!

The only reason I'm not going bankrupt is because a: I'm absurdly rich, actual millions of energy in the bank and I have that shard thingy that gives 60 months of energy when used and it's starting to give a million per use. And b: my ships are hilariously cheap while also being surprisingly powerful due to multiple factors. Due to the stellaris evolved mod, empires with the quantic forging civic can make alloys entirely out of energy, leaving minerals almost completely useless. But when I became the crisis I got access to dreadful corvettes, which can be made out of the minerals I'm not using. So I'm essentially powering my navy off of actual trash. Not to mention I'm at endgame tech level and a determined exterminator, so they're even cheaper and faster to build than usual, as well as being super powerful.

So overall, this is great! I'm actually struggling for once! Granted, the difficulty will fade once my mega shipyard finishes building so I can spit out ships slightly faster than they can be killed, and I kill the gray tempest so they aren't chewing on all my ships with their designs that perfectly counter mine. (Like. 9k fleets shredding 40k fleets easily) and the difficulty will be completely gone once I have celestial craft, and then I can go back to peacefully micromanaging untill I can build a birch world and some system craft to deal with the blokkats.

[rawiswhore]

Various Actors, Professional Wrestlers, Porn Stars x Fem Reader- "Swimming Pools"

This fanfiction may contain material things may find problematic, but viewer discretion is advised...

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You've had this sexual fantasy of being at a local community swimming pool, and the men at this swimming pool are Don Johnson in the early 1970's when he looked like this:

Even though Don Johnson looked sexy AF during the late 1980's when he had long hair, he also looked sexy AF in the early 1970's before he was famous, and in the early 1970's he looked like a teenager despite that he was a grown man.

Bubba Higgins from "Mama's Family" during the late 1980's when he looks like this:

Eric Stoltz when he looks like this:

Or maybe even how he looks in the film "Fast Times At Ridgemont High".

John Ritter in his "Three's Company" days when he looks like this:

Leigh McCloskey in the film "Alexander: The Other Side of Dawn" when he looks like this:

Wrestler Jerry Lynn in the early 1990's when he looked like this or when he first joined ECW:

Some of the other men at this swimming pool include Jeff Hardy at the beginning of 1997, Christian Cage in the late 1990's and the year 2000 when he had long blond hair, 90's and 2000's Chris Jericho when he has long hair and no facial hair, Bill Paxton in the "Tales from the Crypt" episode "People Who Live in Brass Hearses", late 1990's Shawn Michaels (specifically Shawn in 1997/1996), Triple H at the end of 1997/beginning of 1998 or even during his 90's blueblood Hunter Hearst Helmsley days, Nova from ECW in the late 1990's or even in 2001/2002, Brian Pillman in 1996, Raven during his ECW and WCW days, Leif Cassidy in 1996 (before he grew that handlebar moustache at the end of the year), Tommy Rogers either during his Fantastics days at the end of 1988 or during his ECW run in the late 90's (he looks better during his Fantastics days), Rob Van Dam either during his ECW and WWE/F days in the 90's and early 2000's or RVD during his Robbie V days in WCW in 1993, Razor Ramon/Scott Hall, wrestler Sam Houston in the 1990's, wrestler Wayne Bloom in the early 1990's, 90's MTV VJ John Sencio in 1994 or even in 1998 when he was on the short lived sitcom "The Army Show", Richard Tyson in "Three O'Clock High" and WCW wrestler Jim Powers.

Other men in this fantasy are male porn stars Biff Malibu, Gerry Pike, Jay Serling in the 1980's when he doesn't have facial hair and Shawn Ricks in the 2001 porn movie "Babewatch 4", Vince Van Patten on "Baywatch", John Bender in "the Breakfast Club", Thomas Haden Church in the 90's when he has long hair and looks like this:

And maybe even Mark Hamill in the film "Corvette Summer".

In this fantasy, Don Johnson in the early 1970's, Jeff Hardy at the beginning of 1997, Christian Cage when he had long hair, Raven in ECW and WCW, Leif Cassidy in 1996, Robbie V from WCW, Chris Jericho, Jerry Lynn in the early 90's, Eric Stoltz and maybe even Nova in his ECW days are meant to be teenage boys even though all of these aforementioned men are grown men.

Bubba Higgins on "Mama's Family", John Bender in "The Breakfast Club" and Richard Tyson in "Three O'Clock High" were teenagers even though they were played by grown men.

You are not a sexual predator or pedophile, all of the men in this fantasy were grown legal men even if some of them were playing teens.

The rest of the listed men in this fantasy are grown men playing grown men.

At this swimming pool, some of these men are lounging in pool chairs, whereas some of the boys like Don Johnson in the early 1970's, Bubba Higgins and Jeff Hardy are inside the swimming pool splashing about.

Some of the men in this fantasy are also lifeguards sitting in chairs.

Shawn Michaels, Triple H/Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Jeff Hardy, Christian Cage, Leif Cassidy, Chris Jericho, Nova from ECW, Tommy Rogers, Wayne Bloom, John Sencio, Biff Malibu, and Gerry Pike all have their long hair hanging down in this fantasy, although all of these men in this fantasy have their long hair hanging down except for Jim Powers.

You walked this community swimming pool wearing a rather skimpy pink bikini, like the bikini Susanna Hoffs wears on the poster for the movie "The All-Nighters".

When you step further into the swimming pool but not taking a dip into the swimming pool yet, just about all of the males' eyes were all on you.

Their heads turned and their eyes were all on you.

Some of the men in this fantasy lounging in pool chairs were smiling from ear to ear hollering at you and giving you those "wolf whistles" as they're called.

Teenage boys are infamously horny, and these teen boys eyes were focused on you where their eyes were studying your body up and down while their mouths grinned and erections were forming under their shorts.

They were no longer playing and splashing around in this pool but instead looking at you.

You didn't mind these men and boys staring and leering at you, in fact, you specifically wanted them all to look at you.

With a grin on your face, you stood there and would turn your body to show yourself off to all of these men and boys to leer at you.

"This little bikini top can barely cover my breasts" you stated loud enough for all of these men at this pool to hear, your eyes staring at one of your breasts saying that.

You said that to sexually arouse these men.

Later on in this fantasy, you got into this swimming pool, where you stood in front of these men playing teenage boys like Don Johnson, Jeff Hardy, Christian Cage, Raven, Chris Jericho, Eric Stoltz, Leif Cassidy, Bubba Higgins from "Mama's Family", John Bender from "The Breakfast Club", Robbie V from WCW and Leigh McCloskey.

They were all smiling and eager standing in front of you, and you lowered your chest down until the pool's water was above your breasts.

As the water was above your tits, your hands reached behind your back and untied the back of your bikini top, where you pulled your top off of your chest and let your breasts soak under the cold water.

The boys noticed your barenaked breasts under the water and pointed at them, where they smiled from ear to ear and got excited.

They'd probably cum in the swimming pool.

After your breasts were dampened by this cold water, you raised your body up until your barenaked tits were above the water, where you were showing your barenaked tits off to these men.

Your breasts were now wet and your nipples were erect from the cold water.

These boys cheered seeing your barenaked breasts and soon the rest of these men in the pool's eyes were glued to your tits.

Some of the men were cheering for your breasts out exposed.

You stood there topless with a wicked grin on your face showing off.

These boys were getting horny when you walked next to the pool and showed yourself off, but they were getting hornier when they saw your bare, wet breasts.

They weren't the only ones getting horny, so were the rest of these men at the swimming pool.

If you could, you'd ask these boys to dunk their heads under the pool's water and you'd sink down under the water as well, where you'd flash your barenaked breasts to them.

However, these boys aren't wearing swimming goggles, and when people open their eyes when they're underwater and don't wear goggles, their vision looks foggy.

Although, this is a fantasy.

Plus, you want some of these men lounging by the pool and lifeguards to look at your barenaked breasts too.

"I just love how cool and cold this pool is" you stated to these boys, "Feels good to swim in cold water during a hot day"

You were referring to this because the cold water is making your nipples erect.

"Y'know, boys can walk around shirtless, but girls can't" you added, saying that as an excuse to show off your barenaked breasts.

Meanwhile, these boys standing in front of you wouldn't take their eyes off of your breasts and all of them were smiling, some of their hands wanted to reach out and touch them.

They can look and they can touch.

Heh, you could've entered this swimming pool wearing a white T-shirt with a bikini bottom but no bikini top under your shirt, where you would've soaked yourself into the pool and your breasts and nipples are seen under your top after you've taken a dip, where you would've shown off your breasts to all of these men and boys without even raising and pulling your shirt up.

This fantasy could also take place at a summer camp, where these boys are all attending a summer camp and these men are camp counselors, and before these boys go swimming, you approach them wearing a bikini, where you show your body off to these men and boys while they all gaze happily with their eyes reading your body.

This fantasy almost did take place at a summer camp, but I decided on a swimming pool instead.

You could've included wrestlers like the Young Bucks in the 2010's and Dean Ambrose during his WWE days, but you had this fantasy in the late 1990's and early 2000's.

There's other men---mainly professional wrestlers---you could add to this fantasy.

You can't decide if Triple H at the end of 1997 and beginning of 1998, Nova from ECW and John Ritter in his "Three's Company" heyday looks underage.

[mightywhite]

[jeff-davis]

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