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jetspikepub · 4 months
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I scanned Extra Session book and added to my archives like... 2 years ago?.. I didn't pay close attention to the details but my follower Anastasiya (sorry tumblr can't find and tag you) analyzed Spike's bio and asked about his past. Well, I was surprised to find out something about his parents, even if it didn't make it to the final version of the show. Automatic translation of complicated text sucks, so I asked @nanairoarts, as a native speaker, for help 🤩
Born on Mars, he’s 27 years old, born June 26, 2044. His sign is Gemini, blood type O. 185cm tall, he hates being bossed around (told what to do) and likes to solve problems using his own strength (power). He worships Bruce Lee, uses nunchaku and is a practitioner of Jeet Kune Do. Former member of the Red Dragon organization. This is his background during the planning stage (of the project). His father worked in the underworld (they don’t really specific, but I assume it’s akin to the mafia like yakuza, or perhaps gangs and gangsters), but was already dead by the time Spike was born. Spike’s mother was killed during a conflict between organizations (a gang war) when he was 10, but Spike was told that she died in a transit accident (it doesn’t say by whom). He joined Red Dragon when he was 17, where he met Vicious, who was the same age. They became rivals. He also met Julia, Vicious’ girl, at the same time when he showed up wounded at a bar she worked at. Though she didn’t know him at the time, she hid him from his pursuers. In the middle of all this, Spike is given a job to assassinate the boss of an Arabian mafia. If successful, he will be named second in command of the Red Dragon organization. However, Spike didn’t like being tied down and he doesn’t like the organization’s customs. Also, after learning the truth about his mother’s death, he decides to run away from the mafia with Julia. However, Julia never shows up at the agreed location and Spike’s whereabouts are unknown for the next 3 years.
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ebisul · 2 months
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Clone Martial Arts HCs!!!
Now that the poll has ended and I’ve done my own further research I wanted to share my headcannons for what Martial Arts I think Commander Cody and by extension the other Clones prefer. Keep in mind Im not an expert by any means so if this shits inaccurate thats my b
Now, The clones as a whole I think would be trained in as many martial arts as possible due to the obvious reasons.
Cody
For my beloved Commander Cody, I genuinely believe, while he utilizes many techniques from different disciplines and also makes shit up as he goes bc he truly is a feral overachiever, in my heart and soul i think Cody favors Muay Thai for personal use.
I know the poll said Taekwondo, however, while i think he has trained in it, he’s way more punchy than we give him credit for and i think he would prefer a more versatile art. While Taekwondo does have a focus on kicks and punches(depending on the ruleset apparently), Muay Thai utilizes punches, kicks, elbows, knees, and more. Muay Thai is also more effective in self defense due to the range being closer in comparison to TKD
I also think clinching, throws, and sweeps are all things Cody would utilize in his preferred art
I’ve always headcanoned Cody as boxing in his freetime for a while now and Muay Thai is just the specific form of boxing ive decided, followed closely by kickboxing.
Im also a sucker for any fic where Jango trains Cody personally so by extension I think Jango also prefers Muay Thai and Cody hangs onto that.
Rex
From here forward I didn’t plan on involving any more of the clones so be warned. I do think Cody is one of the only clones where his hobby is specifically training in a martial art but the rest probably have their favs too.
For Rex, I think japanese Jiu Jitsu is his style being designed for samurai and the battlefield. The specification is important to me. He’s tired of fighting all the time so its purely out of practicality and doesnt really pick up a martial art the way Cody does to blow off steam.
Rex is also a little unhinged, due to working under Anakin and Ahsoka of all people, so i do think he has some unconventionality to his fighting the same as Cody.
Wolffe
Wolffe strikes me as a Krav Maga guy. Thats just his vibe i guess. I think he would have picked it up after his encounter with Ventress becasue of its efficiency for self defense, practically, and because of the weapons defense.
Does this translate well to lightsabers? Idk does any of this translate to star wars? Theyre usually fighting droids so i dont really care. None of these actually exist in a Galaxy Far Far Away.
Fox
Fox I decided was Jeet Kune Do guy. JKD was conceived by Bruce Lee to be simple and direct and free which speaks very Fox to me, yknow?
Its all about intercepting the opponents attacks, responding or countering incoming attacks, and conserving movement and energy. Its a practical self defense technique and the principles are designed to help practitioners to make snap decisions, among other things. It all just screams Fox imo
Bly
Bly is into Hapkido. Specifically the deflecting attacks and using that against the opponent for joint locks and takedowns while also being more aggressive in comparison to Aikido. Im a big fan of fighting styles that use the opponents against themselves and i get the vibe that Bly is the kinda fighter who would favor that in a martial art.
I do think Bly also dabbles in Aikido as well. He definitely shows off to Aayla.
Ponds
Ponds is a hard one but im slapping TKD on him. Is it practical for war? Not really. I think the emphasis on the self discipline, respect, and mentality would make him a great pair to Mace Windu tho. I think he practices for the mental level of it all rather than the physical.
This got longer than i intended it to get but ive spent the past few hours on this. Mostly researching. If you want me to do more of these let me know!
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Alright. Let's talk about Akai's and Furuya's fighting styles, control, and the ferris wheel fight, featuring some tangents on professionalism.
The second reason is the implied: Akai is (in general, probably not in this situation, because he is going along with the fight Rei wants) a professional, and professionals do not fight. A professional will either ambush or assassinate (you know, like the sniping Akai is so well-known for), and generally do everything in his power to avoid a fight. It's about gaining the advantage, pressing and keeping it, to maintain control over the situation. For comparison, fights are between people of roughly equal footing, and fighting follows rules. As a person who lives in the world of actual violence, Akai does not need the fancy dances of a fighting sport, he needs his rifles, guns, and a self-defense technique for when things go really bad and personal. (Incidentally, a professional will also plan, won't let his emotions get in the way, stay calm, and keep working in bad conditions - we also see these traits in Akai.) I can remember two instances of Akai fighting (there might be more)- the ferris wheel fight, and the one time he knocked out the people after Yumi (and arguably, they didn't really have a chance and it wasn't really a fight). Other than that, he's just coordinating and providing tactical support.
Akai using Jeet Kune Do for fighting is an interesting choice. It's not as well-known as many other fighting styles (hell, it's not even a fighting style, it's a self defense technique and really more of a philosophy or a principle), but it has a couple of key values that characterize him well. First off, it's hugely individualistic. Practitioner's are encouraged to find their own way, to find what works for them, which really is Akai in a nutshell, doing what he wants. Secondly, it is described as a highly efficient way to fight. There are few, if any, rules to Jeet Kune Do, you're expected to use whatever technique will help you the most in the moment. For this reason, it is also highly adaptable, and requires an appropriate mindset to use. This latter point, I think, really mirrors the approach the FBI has in the series - do what you need to in order to get the results we want, at whatever the cost.
The fact that it's a self defense technique is important for two reasons: one is the immediate one for our context - Akai's defending himself from an angry Rei on the ferris wheel.
With all that out of the way, let's get into the ferris wheel fight, and what we learn about them there.
For contrast, let's look at Rei. It's almost funny how little professionalism Rei has compared to Akai, when it comes to the world they're living in. Rei's choice of fighting style is boxing, and he's practicing a rather straightforward, aggresive version, with barely any defense, at great personal risk. That point about professionals not letting their emotions get in their way? Well, either Rei has never heard it, or he's deliberately ignoring it. Either way, it really holds him back from gaining and maintaing control.
(I would be remiss not to point out that boxing is also done for show, fitting for this show-off.)
Boxing might honestly be good for Rei in order get out his anger and to up his pain tolerance, but for the purpose of keeping him alive, it sucks. It's up close, it's personal, and it's dirty (that tagline might as well describe Furuya himself). A threat who's gotten into that range is already a problem. Sure, usually - though not in this instance - he's also got his handgun, with its limited reach, limited firepower. For his purposes, it might suffice - he's not supposed to be a fighter, and the advantage of his gun is in its concealability. I suppose he gets a couple points in professionalism for that choice, and for often bringing back-up, whether he's working for the PSB or the BO. For what it's worth, he's also likely trained in Kendo or something similar, as we see in Wild Police Story, but he doesn't really use it. We see Rei fighting rarely, but it happens; with Matsuda at the beginning of WPS, casually inflicting violence on a kidnapper, and now here on the ferris wheel.
It's so interesting to me how they interact here.
Despite both of them bleeding, it starts to feel like Akai is in control, or at least not dated by the fighting - he gets Rei good with Jeet Kune Do's signature One Inch Punch, but has enough presence of mind to casually grabs him so he doesn't fall to his death (which gets him shoved off with a foot. Give Furuya an inch, and he'll try to take your head). Furuya's meanwhile clearly enjoying himself, might have even entered the zone, a sort of battlejoy/trance, asking for a second round (here we go again, this is a fight, with certain rules, like rounds), and Akai, well, he's beaten up, but it doesn't look like he'd surrender to get Furuya off his back - despite it being an option that would end the fight early. We see both of them smiling at points in this exchange, and I think it speaks to both of them, inherently, being thrillseekers. Putting all they are into the outcome of this fight against a dangerous enemy is a thrilling brush with mortality.
Them fighting at all, on top of the ferris wheel, is stupid, plain and simple. They expect the BO to show up any minute, and they'd better be in peak condition - instead they indulge in this fight. Really, it's Rei launching himself at Akai, who's mostly dodging and defending where necessary (I say indulge, because he is armed, and could probably escalate/end the fight early). Fights happen for a variety of reasons, usually social (because otherwise we'd be talking about violence, not a fight), and this implies Rei sees Akai as roughly equal/wants him to have a fair fighting chance, following the social contract of announcing his presence. He launches the attack, takes the initiative but the distance is so large, and he telegraphs his intentions clearly enough that his advantage is minimal.
Akai has the distinct disadvantage of carrying his rifle case, protecting its contents, because he'll need them later. He is, as the series lets us know, a capable fighter (described stronger as Masumi, who can deal with Ran, an established capable martial artist), and we can see it in this fight. He's reading Rei's movements and blocking most of the hits - for what it's worth, Rei's style seems more focused on quantity of attacks over quality. He does get Akai with some unconventional angles of attack (like swinging up into a kick from falling), and mostly this initial struggle is about them fighting for control.
When we cut back to the fight, they're still at it. I find it interesting that Akai tries to talk Rei down throughout the fight. Because the presence of mind necessary to form coherent sentences in a fight is not nothing, and the fact that he at least tries to go for a different solution is noteworthy, even if it is ultimately useless.
Then Conan calls Akai. This is in a small pause to the fight, because, surprise surprise, fighting takes effort (another reason professionals avoid it). It is really funny to me how Rei respects the rules of a fight, but he also sees an opportunity in his opponent's distraction, and seizes it (at the cost of also throwing himself down into a chasm, the self-sacrificial bastard).
Only at this point does it feel like Akai is taking the fight more seriously. I'd wager this is a) because Rei has displayed the willingness to destroy himself to take Akai with him, b) due to the enclosed space - less space to dodge and c) because at least he is aware time is ticking. They're both injured, and the enemy is coming soon. This fight better be over quick.
They only don't fight each other to the death because of Conan's timely intervention. He calls to Akai for help, and just like that, the conflict is resolved, for now. Akai wordlessly rejects Rei's request for a second round, which Rei just...accepts. Allows Akai that level of control, and the control of the flow of information (namely, they don't tell Conan they've been at it). It baffles me, but then again, I suppose it is a fight, the fight has rules, and, clearly, something more important takes precedence. Then again, this whole damn exchange makes no logical sense. Rei has sworn bloody revenge on Akai, who just saved his life today, and instead of doing something about the BO they're fighting a little. Logic is nowhere to be seen, all of this is emotional. On both sides.
I guess bonus points in professionalism for working together for the rest of the rest of the movie, even if they're sharing intel with/depending on a literal child for the solutions to their problem. It's a very unusual set of circumstances indubitably not covered by their training, granted, so what can you do (I'd still love for the adults in this universe to do their job, sue me).
Last point of note for the movie, in my opinion, is Akai waiting after all the chaos is over for Rei to spot him. Is this a case of checking in and simultaneously showing that he, too, made it out alive? He is clearly noticed by Rei, and only then walks away. And Rei just lets him. Akai is in control, in the end.
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dynared · 5 months
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I've been hammering on Transformers Earthspark a lot lately (partially because I think the Energon Universe has shown the fandom there's a better way to bring in new fans and excite older ones), but even beyond the superiority of the Energon Universe and the hope it gets animated one day, something I've discussed with people that annoys me about it is that while the show is not devoid of good ideas, it often pays mere lip-service to them, and is shockingly insistent on tackling concepts it does not have the ability to tackle. Case in point, an episode around Kali of all things.
Kali, for those of you who don't know (because it's not like Earthspark bothered to explain it!) AKA Arnis or Escrima, is a Filipino martial art based on both weapons and hand-to-hand combat, favoring sticks and knives. It actually became popular in the martial arts community when Dan Inosanto, a student (some would argue the most prolific student) of the late Bruce Lee, began teaching it alongside Jeet Kune Do as part of his "JKD Concepts", an attempt to expand Bruce's Jeet Kune Do with additional ideas from other martial arts. The old Fight Quest show on the Discovery Channel tackled Kali in its second episode, showing training methodologies and the philosophy behind the art with the two hosts, including an ending where the hosts have to engage in sparring with stick fighting, which is as rough as it sounds.
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Now Kali gets bought up in Earthspark as part of Alex Malto's Filipino background, but the show does virtually nothing with it, other than Alex waxing poetic about his heritage in one episode and then hitting a few Arachnamecs. You'd think that the idea of training the Terrans in a native martial art would have a lot of potential, especially since Cybertron in certain continuities has martial arts, particularly Metallikato and Circuit-Su. But instead, the concept is dropped almost immediately, making it seem like mere window dressing to show that the show is "diverse" rather than actually having some substance with the main plot.
The idea seems pretty simple to integrate. Have the Terrans be put in a situation where they would deem learning a martial art necessary, either a poor performance on the field, their instructors telling them that their skills in close-range-combat are poor, or being forced to fight someone like Bludgeon or Drift, a Metallikato practitioner who the Terrans feel outmatched by and who Alex volunteers to train in kali so they can fight their opponent on an even footing. Hell, that could be directly linked to the whole issue of culture, with the Terrans finding kali far less flashy than Metallikato and kind of lame, only for its effectiveness to show itself in combat.
And while Kali isn't the only example of such, it's probably the biggest example of the issues with shows that are surface-level in their concepts, and why Earthspark seems to have utterly failed to capture the imagination of kids and casual audiences.
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Since you brought up that 18's stance and martial arts skills are based on what she learned from Krillin, does that tangentially make her a member of the Turtle School?
Well, yes and no. Master Roshi's description of the Turtle School is rather similar to that of Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do, in that it's not a style in and of itself, but a collection of them. It borrows from what works in every style and teaches the practitioner to find what best works for them.
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Having learned from Krillin though, she would presumably also have been the recipient of some of those teachings as well. So in a sense, yes.
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thon717-fmp · 4 months
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Bruce lee
Bruce Lee (1940-1973) was a legendary martial artist, actor, director, and philosopher who is widely regarded as one of the most influential martial artists of all time. Born in San Francisco, Lee spent his formative years in Hong Kong before returning to the United States as a teenager. He is known for his groundbreaking contributions to the popularization of martial arts in the West and his iconic status in both the martial arts and film industries.
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Martial Arts Legacy: Bruce Lee developed his own martial arts philosophy called Jeet Kune Do, which emphasized simplicity, directness, and practicality in combat. He believed in adapting martial arts techniques to fit the individual practitioner rather than adhering to rigid styles. Lee's mastery of martial arts, particularly his lightning-fast strikes and unparalleled physical agility, earned him the nickname "The Dragon."
Film Career: Lee's impact on the film industry is profound. He starred in a series of highly influential martial arts films, including "The Big Boss" (1971), "Fist of Fury" (1972), "Way of the Dragon" (1972), and "Enter the Dragon" (1973), which was released shortly after his death. "Enter the Dragon" was the first martial arts film produced by a major Hollywood studio and catapulted Lee to international stardom.
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Cultural Influence: Bruce Lee's charisma, philosophy, and martial arts prowess made him a cultural icon whose influence transcends generations. He inspired countless individuals to take up martial arts and influenced popular culture in various ways, from his iconic yellow tracksuit to his famous quotes, such as "Be like water."
Legacy: Despite his untimely death at the age of 32, Bruce Lee's legacy continues to endure. He remains a symbol of courage, determination, and self-expression, inspiring people worldwide to pursue their passions and strive for excellence in all endeavors. Bruce Lee's impact on martial arts, film, and popular culture solidifies his status as a true icon.
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Hey, what were your fighting styles for the Omori characters, again? I need them for... reasons.
It was an AU for Omori called the Omori Martial Arts AU
Sunny/Omori: Bak Mei
Info: White Eyebrow Kung fu (Bak Mei) is a close quarter method of Chinese boxing. Known for its explosive power and effective techniques, It is one of the treasured kung fu systems of Southern China. Open hand whipping strikes for Bak Mei consist of hammer fists, finger jabs, palm strikes and elbow strikes. Kicks are mostly to the waist or below, and often target the knees, groin or shin, though striking with the hands is preferred over kicking. Bak Mei practitioners seldom use the regular fist, preferring to use the leopard fist or the phoenix- eye fist to concentrate power in a small area to the body’s most vulnerable points such as the throat, temple or eyes.
Mari: Capoeira
Info: Capoeira is a fast and versatile martial art that combines elements of martial arts, dance, acrobatics, music and spirituality. It is historically focused on fighting outnumbered or in technological disadvantage. The style emphasizes using the lower body to kick, sweep and take down their aggressors, using the upper body to assist those movements and occasionally attack as well. It features a series of complex positions and body postures that are meant to get chained in an uninterrupted flow, to strike, dodge and move without breaking motion, conferring the style with a characteristic unpredictability and versatility. It is known by its quick and complex moves, using mainly power, speed, and leverage for a wide variety of kicks, spins, and highly mobile techniques; at heart is the ginga (similar to native Brazilian dance until today), the back-and-forth, foot-to-foot movement that serves as the starting point for such leverage.
Kel: Taekwondo
Info: Taekwondo is a Korean form of martial arts characterized by punching and kicking techniques, with emphasis on head-height kicks, spinning jump kicks, and fast kicking techniques. The literal translation for tae kwon do is "kicking", "punching", and "the art or way of". They are a kind of martial arts in which one attacks or defends with hands and feet anytime or anywhere, with occasional use of weapons. The physical training undertaken in Taekwondo is purposeful and fosters strength of mind through mental armament. In the characteristics of Taekwondo, almost all kicks can be executed, such as jump kicks, spin kicks, jump spin kicks, or multi-rotational spin kicks, and can also be performed by either the front or rear leg in a given stance. Hand strikes are performed at a close distance in a number of ways: from standing, jumping, spinning, and rushing forward. Various surfaces of the hand may be engaged as the striking surface depending on which area of the opponent's body is being targeted.
Hero: Jeet Kune Do
Info: Jeet Kune Do (截拳道; "Way of the Intercepting Fist"), often abbreviated as JKD, is a hybrid martial art system and philosophy of life founded by the martial artist Bruce Lee. He often referred to it as "the art of expressing the human body" in his writings and in interviews. Through his studies Lee came to believe that styles had become too rigid and unrealistic, that real combat was spontaneous, and that a martial artist cannot predict it, only react to it. Lee stated that his martial concept does not add more and more things on top of each other to form a system, but rather selects the best thereof. The metaphor Lee borrowed from Chan Buddhism was of constantly filling a cup with water, and then emptying it, used for describing Lee's philosophy of "casting off what is unessential". The final result was what he considered to be the bare combat essentials: Jeet Kune Do. Every situation, in fighting or in everyday life, is varied. To obtain victory, therefore, it is essential not to be rigid, but to be fluid and able to adapt to any situation. Lee compared it to being like water: "Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes a cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot and it becomes the teapot. That water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend". Lee’s theory behind this was that one must be able to function in any scenario one is thrown into and should react accordingly: one should know when to speed up or slow down, when to expand and when to contract, and when to remain flowing and when to crash. It is the awareness that both life and fighting can be shapeless and ever changing that allows one to be able to adapt to those changes instantaneously and bring forth the appropriate solution. Jeet Kune Do teaches that the best defense is a strong offense, hence the principle of an "intercepting fist". For someone to attack another hand-to-hand, the attacker must approach the target. This provides an opportunity for the attacked person to "intercept" the attacking movement. "To reach me, you must move to me. Your attack offers me an opportunity to intercept you": this means intercepting an opponent's attack with an attack of one's own instead of simply blocking it. When confronting an incoming attack, the attack is parried or deflected, and a counterattack is delivered at the same time. This is more effective than blocking and counter attacking in sequence. Jeet Kune Do seeks to waste no time or movement, teaching that the simplest things work best. Economy of motion is the principle by which Jeet Kune Do practitioners achieve: efficiency (an attack which reaches its target in the least amount of time, with maximum force), directness (doing what comes naturally in a disciplined way), and simplicity (thinking in an uncomplicated manner, without ornamentation). This is meant to help a practitioner conserve both energy and time, two crucial components in a physical confrontation.
Aubrey: Muay Thai
Info: Muay Thai, sometimes referred to as Thai boxing, is a combat sport that uses stand-up striking along with various clinching techniques. This discipline is known as the "art of eight limbs", as it is characterized by the combined use of fists, elbows, knees and shins. The style uses the human body to mimic the weapons and combat of centuries gone by. The fist takes the place of the sword and daggers, and the elbow emulates the crushing mace. The feet and knees take the place of the ax and staff. The shins and forearms are specially trained and hardened to play the role of armor and shield and are used to block blows. In practice, the style uses a combination of punches, elbow strikes, kicks and knee strikes, to create one of the most exhilarating and bloody combat styles today. The elbow in particular is an incredibly deadly tool included in the fighter's arsenal and can be thrown from many directions. Acting metaphorically similar to that of a knife, a swift and precise elbow strike can cause great damage, including cuts to an opponent and will usually result in a knockout. A known tactic is to deliberately cut the opponent's brow, resulting in the blood from the wound getting into their eyes and obscuring their vision.
Basil: Zui Quan
Info: Also known as Drunken Fist, is a general name for all styles of Chinese martial arts that imitate the movements of a drunk person. Despite its name, the style does not require its user to consume alcohol nor be intoxicated. Many aspects of drunken boxing are specialized towards deception: continuous bobbing and weaving and slipping, feigning instability and lack of focus, attacking from unusual angles and seemingly weak positions, sudden changes of momentum, compounding multiple attacks with the same limb, use of blind-spots and visual distractions, changing game plans in mid-fight and employing concealed or improvised weapons. Like many styles of kung fu, Zui Quan employs a wide variety of attacks, including striking, chin na and wrestling, with trapping range fighting as a default skill. Zui Quan techniques are highly acrobatic, and require a great degree of skill, balance and coordination. The postures are created by momentum and weight of the body, and imitation is generally through staggering and certain types of fluidity in the movements. It is considered to be among the most difficult wushu styles to learn due to the need for powerful joints and fingers. To excel, one must be relaxed and flow with ease from one technique to another. Swaying, drinking, and falling are used to throw off opponents. When the opponent thinks the drunken boxer is vulnerable, he is usually well balanced and ready to strike. When swigging a wine cup, the practitioner is really practicing grabbing and striking techniques. The waist movements trick opponents into attacking, sometimes even falling over. Falls can be used to avoid attacks but also to pin attackers to the ground while vital points are targeted.
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Omori Martial Artist’s AU
An AU where the Omori Characters are Martial Arts Practitioners.
Featuring a small summary on the style they use.
Sunny/Omori: Bak Mei
Info: White Eyebrow Kung fu (Bak Mei) is a close quarter method of Chinese boxing. Known for its explosive power and effective techniques, It is one of the treasured kung fu systems of Southern China. Open hand whipping strikes for Bak Mei consist of hammer fists, finger jabs, palm strikes and elbow strikes. Kicks are mostly to the waist or below, and often target the knees, groin or shin, though striking with the hands is preferred over kicking. Bak Mei practitioners seldom use the regular fist, preferring to use the leopard fist or the phoenix- eye fist to concentrate power in a small area to the body’s most vulnerable points such as the throat, temple or eyes.
Mari: Capoeira
Info: Capoeira is a fast and versatile martial art that combines elements of martial arts, dance, acrobatics, music and spirituality. It is historically focused on fighting outnumbered or in technological disadvantage. The style emphasizes using the lower body to kick, sweep and take down their aggressors, using the upper body to assist those movements and occasionally attack as well. It features a series of complex positions and body postures that are meant to get chained in an uninterrupted flow, to strike, dodge and move without breaking motion, conferring the style with a characteristic unpredictability and versatility. It is known by its quick and complex moves, using mainly power, speed, and leverage for a wide variety of kicks, spins, and highly mobile techniques; at heart is the ginga (similar to native Brazilian dance until today), the back-and-forth, foot-to-foot movement that serves as the starting point for such leverage.
Kel: Taekwondo
Info: Taekwondo is a Korean form of martial arts characterized by punching and kicking techniques, with emphasis on head-height kicks, spinning jump kicks, and fast kicking techniques. The literal translation for tae kwon do is "kicking", "punching", and "the art or way of". They are a kind of martial arts in which one attacks or defends with hands and feet anytime or anywhere, with occasional use of weapons. The physical training undertaken in Taekwondo is purposeful and fosters strength of mind through mental armament. In the characteristics of Taekwondo, almost all kicks can be executed, such as jump kicks, spin kicks, jump spin kicks, or multi-rotational spin kicks, and can also be performed by either the front or rear leg in a given stance. Hand strikes are performed at a close distance in a number of ways: from standing, jumping, spinning, and rushing forward. Various surfaces of the hand may be engaged as the striking surface depending on which area of the opponent's body is being targeted.
Hero: Jeet Kune Do
Info: A hybrid martial arts system and life philosophy founded by martial artist Bruce Lee with direct, non classical and straightforward movements. Due to the way his style works they believe in minimal movement with maximum effect and extreme speed. The system works on the use of different 'tools' for different situations. These situations are broken down into ranges (Kicking, Punching, Trapping and Grappling), with techniques flowing smoothly between them. It is referred to as a "style without style". Unlike more traditional martial arts, Jeet Kune Do is not fixed or patterned, and is a philosophy with guiding thoughts. It was named for the concept of interception, or attacking your opponent while he is about to attack. Jeet Kune Do seeks to waste no time or movement, teaching that the simplest things work best. Economy of motion is the principle by which Jeet Kune Do practitioners achieve: efficiency (an attack which reaches its target in the least amount of time, with maximum force), directness (doing what comes naturally in a disciplined way), and simplicity (thinking in an uncomplicated manner, without ornamentation). This is meant to help a practitioner conserve both energy and time, two crucial components in a physical confrontation. Jeet Kune Do teaches that the best defense is a strong offense, hence the principle of an "intercepting fist". For someone to attack another hand-to-hand, the attacker must approach the target. This provides an opportunity for the attacked person to "intercept" the attacking movement. "To reach me, you must move to me. Your attack offers me an opportunity to intercept you": this means intercepting an opponent's attack with an attack of one's own instead of simply blocking it. When confronting an incoming attack, the attack is parried or deflected, and a counterattack is delivered at the same time. This is more effective than blocking and counterattacking in sequence.
Aubrey: Muay Thai
Info: Muay Thai, sometimes referred to as Thai boxing, is a combat sport that uses stand-up striking along with various clinching techniques. This discipline is known as the "art of eight limbs", as it is characterized by the combined use of fists, elbows, knees and shins. The style uses the human body to mimic the weapons and combat of centuries gone by. The fist takes the place of the sword and daggers, and the elbow emulates the crushing mace. The feet and knees take the place of the ax and staff. The shins and forearms are specially trained and hardened to play the role of armor and shield and are used to block blows. In practice, the style uses a combination of punches, elbow strikes, kicks and knee strikes, to create one of the most exhilarating and bloody combat styles today. The elbow in particular is an incredibly deadly tool included in the fighter's arsenal and can be thrown from many directions. Acting metaphorically similar to that of a knife, a swift and precise elbow strike can cause great damage, including cuts to an opponent and will usually result in a knockout. A known tactic is to deliberately cut the opponent's brow, resulting in the blood from the wound getting into their eyes and obscuring their vision.
Basil: Drunken Boxing
Info: Also known as Drunken Fist, is a general name for all styles of Chinese martial arts that imitate the movements of a drunk person. Despite its name, the style does not require its user to consume alcohol. Many aspects of drunken boxing are specialized towards deception: continuous bobbing and weaving and slipping, feigning instability and lack of focus, attacking from unusual angles and seemingly weak positions, sudden changes of momentum, compounding multiple attacks with the same limb, use of blind-spots and visual distractions, changing game plans in mid-fight and employing concealed or improvised weapons. Like many styles of kung fu, drunken boxing employs a wide variety of attacks, including striking, chin na and wrestling, with trapping range fighting as a default skill. Drunken Boxing techniques are highly acrobatic, and require a great degree of skill, balance and coordination. The postures are created by momentum and weight of the body, and imitation is generally through staggering and certain types of fluidity in the movements. It is considered to be among the most difficult wushu styles to learn due to the need for powerful joints and fingers. To excel, one must be relaxed and flow with ease from one technique to another. Swaying, drinking, and falling are used to throw off opponents. When the opponent thinks the drunken boxer is vulnerable, he is usually well balanced and ready to strike. When swigging a wine cup, the practitioner is really practicing grabbing and striking techniques. The waist movements trick opponents into attacking, sometimes even falling over. Falls can be used to avoid attacks but also to pin attackers to the ground while vital points are targeted.
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Episode 928 - Sifu Dwight Woods
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In this episode, Jeremy is joined by Sifu Dwight Woods to discuss his training with Dan Inosanto and his journey in martial arts. They talk about the influence of Bruce Lee, the philosophy of Jeet Kune Do, and the importance of being open-minded in training. Sifu Woods shares his experiences training with Dan Inosanto and the impact he has had on his martial arts journey. They also touch on the misquotes and misconceptions surrounding Bruce Lee's teachings. He discusses the criticism and detractors of Bruce Lee, particularly regarding his lack of a fight record. He mentions John Little's book, 'The Real Fights of Bruce Lee,' which documents the fights that Bruce Lee did have. Sifu Woods emphasizes that Bruce Lee trained like an athlete and was always combat-ready, even though he didn't have an official fight record. The conversation then shifts to the handoff from Bruce Lee to Dan Inosanto, highlighting Dan's willingness to advance what he learned from Bruce and his contributions to the martial arts world. Dwight also shares his own approach to martial arts, focusing on learning how to learn and absorbing what is personally suitable. He discusses the importance of going deep into techniques and constantly evolving one's understanding. The conversation concludes with a discussion on the symbiotic relationship between Bruce Lee and Dan Inosanto and the impact they had on each other's training and development. In this final part of the conversation, Sifu Woods and Jeremy discuss the online debates and discussions surrounding Bruce Lee's legacy. They emphasize the importance of focusing on training rather than arguing online. They also talk about Dwight's podcasts, the I Love Jeet Kune Do broadcast and the Jeet Kune Do dialogues, where he interviews Jeet Kune Do practitioners from different lineages. Dwight shares his philosophy of inclusivity and the importance of learning from different perspectives. They also discuss their experiences with influential figures like Dan Inosanto and Dan Kennedy. 
TAKEAWAYS
• Training with Dan Inosanto and the impact he has had on Dwight's martial arts journey
• The philosophy of Jeet Kune Do and the importance of being open-minded in training
• The misquotes and misconceptions surrounding Bruce Lee's teachings
• Speculating on what might have happened if Bruce Lee had lived Bruce Lee's lack of a fight record does not diminish his impact on martial arts and personal development.
• Dan Inosanto's willingness to advance what he learned from Bruce Lee is what sets him apart.
• Learning how to learn and constantly evolving one's understanding is crucial in martial arts.
• The symbiotic relationship between Bruce Lee and Dan Inosanto greatly influenced their training and development. Focus on training rather than engaging in online debates and arguments.
• Dwight Woods hosts two podcasts: the I Love Jeet Kune Do broadcast and the Jeet Kune Do dialogues.
• Dwight emphasizes the importance of inclusivity and learning from different perspectives in martial arts.
• Both Dwight and Jeremy have had experiences with influential figures like Dan Inosanto and Dan Kennedy.
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Silver Screen Warriors: How Classic Films Fuel Your Martial Arts Fitness Odyssey
In the realm of martial arts, the fusion of physical prowess, mental discipline, and spiritual growth creates a path toward mastery. While dojo training and sparring sessions are essential components of this journey, inspiration can also be drawn from unexpected sources. Classic martial arts films, with their mesmerizing choreography and timeless wisdom, offer a unique avenue for enthusiasts to deepen their connection to the art and enhance their fitness journey.
Drawing Inspiration from the Silver Screen
From Bruce Lee's iconic battle cries to Jackie Chan's comedic yet awe-inspiring fight sequences, classic martial arts films have left an indelible mark on popular culture. Beyond mere entertainment, these cinematic masterpieces serve as a wellspring of inspiration for practitioners striving to hone their skills and reach new heights in their fitness journey.
Visualizing Success: The Power of Mental Imagery
In martial arts, mental fortitude is just as crucial as physical strength. Classic films provide a canvas upon which practitioners can visualize themselves executing flawless techniques and overcoming seemingly insurmountable obstacles. By immersing themselves in the world of their favorite characters, enthusiasts can harness the power of mental imagery to enhance their focus, confidence, and overall performance in training.
Embracing Diversity: Exploring Different Styles and Traditions
One of the most enriching aspects of martial arts cinema is its celebration of diversity. From the graceful movements of Wing Chun to the dynamic acrobatics of Capoeira, classic films offer a glimpse into a myriad of martial arts styles and traditions from around the world. By studying these diverse techniques and philosophies, practitioners can broaden their horizons and cultivate a deeper appreciation for the global tapestry of martial arts.
Learning from the Masters: Honoring Legends of the Silver Screen
Behind every iconic martial arts film lies a masterful choreographer or a legendary martial artist whose dedication and talent have left an indelible legacy. By studying the works of these cinematic pioneers, enthusiasts can glean invaluable insights into technique, strategy, and the timeless principles of martial arts philosophy. Whether it's Bruce Lee's philosophy of Jeet Kune Do or Jet Li's graceful Wushu techniques, there is much to be learned from the masters of the silver screen.
Transcending Boundaries: Integrating Film and Fitness
Incorporating elements of classic martial arts films into one's fitness routine can breathe new life into training sessions and ignite a sense of passion and purpose. Whether it's practicing kata inspired by a favorite film or incorporating dynamic drills reminiscent of a memorable fight scene, enthusiasts can infuse their workouts with the spirit of the silver screen. By blending cinematic inspiration with real-world training, practitioners can embark on a transformative journey that transcends the boundaries of traditional fitness.
Cultivating Discipline and Perseverance
At the heart of every martial arts journey lies the twin pillars of discipline and perseverance. Classic films serve as a reminder of the trials and tribulations faced by martial artists on their path to mastery. From the grueling training montages to the epic showdowns against formidable adversaries, these cinematic narratives underscore the importance of dedication, resilience, and unwavering determination. By internalizing these lessons, practitioners can fortify their resolve and navigate the challenges of their fitness journey with grace and resilience.
As martial artists, we are heirs to a rich legacy of tradition, discipline, and boundless creativity. Classic martial arts films offer a window into this captivating world, inspiring us to push the boundaries of our physical and mental capabilities. By drawing inspiration from the silver screen, we can infuse our fitness journey with passion, purpose, and a sense of cinematic wonder. So, the next time you step onto the mat or hit the gym, remember to channel the spirit of your favorite martial arts heroes and unleash your inner warrior.
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Third Window Films Release Tak Sakaguchi's ONE PERCENTER on Blu-ray and Digitally on March 11th
Third Window Films will release Tak Sakaguchi’s ONE PERCENTER on Blu-Ray and digital edition on March 11th. The star of the legendary Versus takes on yakuza and Jeet Kune Do practitioners in a film described the birth of a new form of “Real Action”!! Continue reading Third Window Films Release Tak Sakaguchi’s ONE PERCENTER on Blu-ray and Digitally on March 11th
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Bruce Lee was a legendary martial artist, actor, and cultural icon known for revolutionizing martial arts and action filmmaking. Born in San Francisco in 1940 and raised in Hong Kong, Lee began studying martial arts at a young age, eventually mastering various disciplines including Wing Chun Kung Fu and later developing his own martial arts philosophy known as Jeet Kune Do.
Lee's charisma, athleticism, and groundbreaking martial arts skills propelled him to fame, both in the East and the West. He gained international recognition through his roles in films such as "The Big Boss," "Fist of Fury," "Way of the Dragon," and the posthumously released "Enter the Dragon." These films showcased his unparalleled martial arts prowess and introduced audiences worldwide to his unique fighting style.
Apart from his achievements in film, Bruce Lee was also a prolific writer and philosopher, advocating for the integration of mind, body, and spirit in martial arts practice and emphasizing the importance of adaptability and self-expression.
Tragically, Bruce Lee's life was cut short when he died unexpectedly at the age of 32 in 1973. Nevertheless, his legacy as a martial artist, actor, and cultural icon endures, inspiring generations of practitioners and enthusiasts worldwide and cementing his status as one of the most influential figures in martial arts and popular culture.
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🥋 Don't miss this amazing opportunity to learn from one of the best martial arts masters in the world! Grand Master Cliff will be hosting a special seminar on Jeet Kune Do and Filipino Kali at SMMA on May 20th. 🎖️ Sifu Cliff Lenderman is a 9th degree black belt and founder of the Lenderman Academy of Martial Arts in Tacoma, WA. He managed the school for over 25 years and continues to teach online and do workshops throughout the country. 📅 The seminar is open to martial arts enthusiasts of all levels, from beginners to advanced practitioners. The early bird special is $79 for the first 20 people who sign up, and $99 after. 📍 Location: SMMA 🗓️ Date: Oct 14th ⏰ Time: 9 am - 1:00 pm To register, simply click here >https://sparkpages.io/?i=_00Y Don't miss out on this incredible opportunity to learn from one of the world's most respected martial arts masters!
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Jet Kundo Indonesia: Aerial Mastery of the Martial Arts
The martial art of Jeet Kune Do has taken off across the colourful archipelago of Indonesia, sparking enthusiasm among its practitioners. Jet Kundo Indonesia is more than just a fighting style; it is an expression of Bruce Lee's ideology that has been skillfully woven into the fabric of the nation.
Jet Kundo Indonesia embodies the variety and flexibility that define the country. Jeet Kune Do combines diverse martial arts traditions into a coherent and effective system, just like Indonesia integrates various islands and civilizations. It serves as a visual symbol of unification via movement, as practitioners meld many methods and techniques into a seamless whole.
The Jet Kundo spirit lives on in the dojos dispersed throughout Indonesia. All ages of enthusiasts come together to learn the fundamentals of the art under the direction of knowledgeable teachers who place a strong emphasis on personal development and self-discovery. Jet Kundo's core values complement Indonesia's commitment to embrace change while upholding its cultural traditions.
Jet Kundo Indonesia fosters mental clarity and emotional harmony in addition to physical practices. The practice promotes awareness and calmness in a hectic society. Indonesians, who seek stability in the midst of the chaos of modern life, find this to be quite meaningful.
There is a strong feeling of community inside Jet Kundo Indonesia. Workshops and competitions promote camaraderie among practitioners by giving them a venue to acknowledge their common path. They exhibit the art's virtues of respect and humility while performing their talents, reflecting the fundamental values of the country.
Jet Kundo Indonesia is influencing the martial arts community and the hearts of its practitioners as it continues to flourish. Jeet Kune Do's ideology and Indonesia's rich cultural diversity come together to create a vision of development, cohesion, and self-expression. Jet Kundo Indonesia is a monument to the resilient spirit of Indonesia in a country where innovation coexists with tradition and where the country's own personality can be seen even in the martial arts.
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Omori Martial Artist’s AU
An AU where the Omori Characters are Martial Arts Practitioners.
Featuring a small summary on the style they use.
Sunny/Omori: Bak Mei
Info: White Eyebrow Kung fu (Bak Mei) is a close quarter method of Chinese boxing. Known for its explosive power and effective techniques, It is one of the treasured kung fu systems of Southern China. Open hand whipping strikes for Bak Mei consist of hammer fists, finger jabs, palm strikes and elbow strikes. Kicks are mostly to the waist or below, and often target the knees, groin or shin, though striking with the hands is preferred over kicking. Bak Mei practitioners seldom use the regular fist, preferring to use the leopard fist or the phoenix- eye fist to concentrate power in a small area to the body’s most vulnerable points such as the throat, temple or eyes.
Mari: Capoeira
Info: Capoeira is a fast and versatile martial art that combines elements of martial arts, dance, acrobatics, music and spirituality. It is historically focused on fighting outnumbered or in technological disadvantage. The style emphasizes using the lower body to kick, sweep and take down their aggressors, using the upper body to assist those movements and occasionally attack as well. It features a series of complex positions and body postures that are meant to get chained in an uninterrupted flow, to strike, dodge and move without breaking motion, conferring the style with a characteristic unpredictability and versatility.
Kel: Taekwondo
Info: Taekwondo is a Korean form of martial arts characterized by punching and kicking techniques, with emphasis on head-height kicks, spinning jump kicks, and fast kicking techniques. The literal translation for tae kwon do is "kicking", "punching", and "the art or way of". They are a kind of martial arts in which one attacks or defends with hands and feet anytime or anywhere, with occasional use of weapons. The physical training undertaken in Taekwondo is purposeful and fosters strength of mind through mental armament.
Hero: Jeet Kune Do
Info: A hybrid martial arts system and life philosophy founded by martial artist Bruce Lee with direct, non classical and straightforward movements. Due to the way his style works they believe in minimal movement with maximum effect and extreme speed. The system works on the use of different 'tools' for different situations. These situations are broken down into ranges (Kicking, Punching, Trapping and Grappling), with techniques flowing smoothly between them. It is referred to as a "style without style". Unlike more traditional martial arts, Jeet Kune Do is not fixed or patterned, and is a philosophy with guiding thoughts. It was named for the concept of interception, or attacking your opponent while he is about to attack.
Aubrey: Muay Thai
Info: Muay Thai, sometimes referred to as Thai boxing, is a combat sport that uses stand-up striking along with various clinching techniques. This discipline is known as the "art of eight limbs", as it is characterized by the combined use of fists, elbows, knees and shins. The style uses the human body to mimic the weapons and combat of centuries gone by. The fist takes the place of the sword and daggers, and the elbow emulates the crushing mace. The feet and knees take the place of the ax and staff. The shins and forearms are specially trained and hardened to play the role of armor and shield and are used to block blows. In practice, the style uses a combination of punches, elbow strikes, kicks and knee strikes, to create one of the most exhilarating and bloody combat styles today.
Basil: Drunken Boxing
Info: Also known as Drunken Fist, is a general name for all styles of Chinese martial arts that imitate the movements of a drunk person. Despite its name, the style does not require its user to consume alcohol. Many aspects of drunken boxing are specialized towards deception: continuous bobbing and weaving and slipping, feigning instability and lack of focus, attacking from unusual angles and seemingly weak positions, sudden changes of momentum, compounding multiple attacks with the same limb, use of blind-spots and visual distractions, changing game plans in mid-fight and employing concealed or improvised weapons. Like many styles of kung fu, drunken boxing employs a wide variety of attacks, including striking, chin na and wrestling, with trapping range fighting as a default skill.
Mincy: Wing Chun
Info: Wing Chun is a unique and effective martial art from Southern China that specializes in close range combat. It is the only martial art created and made famous by a woman. About 300 years ago, Ng Mui, the Shaolin nun who developed the system, realized that most of the techniques in Shaolin Kung Fu were ineffective for a small woman to use against a larger, stronger man. She also realized that a woman could not match a man's stamina in a long fight. With this in mind, Ng Mui developed a self-defense system that enabled a smaller, weaker person such as herself to defeat a bigger, stronger person. The system is focused around the centerlines, diagonal lines and angles. The theory behind the basic elements includes: balance, timing, control and simultaneity in defense and attacks. Wing Chun favors a relatively high, narrow stance with the elbows close to the body. Within the stance, arms are generally positioned across the vital points of the centerline with hands in a vertical "wu sau" ("protecting hand" position). This puts the practitioner in a position to make readily placed blocks and fast-moving blows to vital striking points down the center of the body, i.e. the neck, chest, belly and groin. Shifting or turning within a stance is done on the heels or middle (K1 or Kidney point 1) of the foot, depending on the lineage. Some Wing Chun styles discourage the use of high kicks because this risks counter-attacks to the groin. The practice of "settling" one's opponent to brace them more effectively against the ground helps one deliver as much force as possible.
Cris: Baguazhang
Info: This martial art is considered to be the most circular and spiraling system of chinese martial arts (kungfu). Its defining characteristic is constant movement and change, and the ability to fight while being on the move. Where most martial arts engage with an opponent in a head-on fixed position, a bagua fighter can attack or defend while walking and changing direction constantly. The outstanding feature of baguazhang practice is circle walking. Bagua practitioners will walk in circles during their practice and hold static postures while walking, and practice various martial techniques (palm changes) when changing direction on the circle. Baguazhang has developed into a very complex martial system including a full array of kicks, strikes, throws, grappling and the use of many weapons.
Daphne/Bowen: Kickboxing
Info: Kickboxing is a form of martial arts derived from karate. Although the name implies kicking as a priority, this type of martial art uses both hands and feet as points of contact. Kicks and punches are both used during kickboxing. Kickboxing involves lots of rapid movement and can easily increase one's heart rate to a similar pace as running. The range of techniques depends on the individual type of kickboxing style. Other than standard punching techniques similar to western boxing, kickboxing techniques typically include kicks and knee strikes. Some kickboxing styles involve elbow strikes, some grappling and even headbutts. Kickboxing is a popular professional sport, similar to MMA or boxing. Many cities have martial arts studios that offer specialized classes in kickboxing. However, with its high energy vibe kickboxing is quite popular with the general public as well.
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